The NeverEnding Story

[Doodles]

No! Not even a blaCk..

[Dervish]

craft cat could cause concern

[Doodles]

to a veteran like Rawna..

[Dervish]

He was cool and collected.

[Doodles]

anD he is a real..

[Dervish]

pain in the you-know where.

[Doodles]

Where the sun doesn't shiNe?

[Dervish]

Where the sun doesn't shine.

(nodding in agreement)

[Doodles]

except when Lufias deciDes to..

[Dervish]

consider the most outrageous proposition!..*grunts*

[Doodles]

which is obviously aGreeing to...

[Dervish]

the obvious. Frowns soon appeared ...

[gary yap]

... on Megan Fox sexy face...

[Doodles]

knowing that she wOuld be..

[Dervish]

ignored by the two hunks

[Doodles]

ignored by the two hunks(Party pooper! :D:D)

.., one named Auhc, the other..

[Dervish]

being Samy, the Toupee man!!

[Doodles]

They headed for tHe VIP..

[Dervish]

cabin for group afternoon naps

[Doodles]

(Naps?:D)

...not! Auhc on seeing Altantikiki,..

[Dervish]

wipes his wet drooling chin

[Doodles]

with a stAined blue hanky..

[Dervish]

which he whipped from his ...

[Doodles]

stinking pant's left front pocKet.

[Dervish]

Then he cleared his throat...

[Doodles]

eyes glued to tHe sight..

[Dervish]

nose twitching in rapid tempo

[Doodles]

. ..right arm muscle spasming uncontrollaBly

(Too much food makes me write crazy stuff)

[Dervish]

Having done all that, he

[bzjude]

just couldn't take it anymore.. ;)

[Dervish]

So he went to sleep

[gary yap]

... and Birdy stood there naked! :eek:

[Dervish]

beside Gary Yap of course

[bzjude]

both starkers suddenly started singing...! :D

[Dervish]

out of tune, of course.

[loderunner]

But in perfect harmony except ........

[Dervish]

that I'm just being polite

[Doodles]

Don't you detest people sinGing..

[Dervish]

at all hours? Why, they ...

[Doodles]

ought to be aRrested and

[Dervish]

forced to never sing again

[Doodles]

however impossible that may be.

[Dervish]

A man's got to do ....

[Doodles]

the karaoke however horriBle he..

[Dervish]

croaks. Admittedly, that is true.

[Doodles]

A shinning example would be..

(Sir, please refrain!! ;) )

[Dervish]

the missing Quietstorm, or haven't .....

(I'm workin' on it, buddy...:D)

[Doodles]

you heard? He has boUght..

(You're doing nicely so far. :D:D)

[Dervish]

Jackie Chan's Pulau Duyung property

[Doodles]

to the chaGrin of his..

[Dervish]

mother-in-law who thought Jackie Chan ...

[Doodles]

's son looked nothing liKe his..

[Dervish]

mother. Expecting the worst, she ...

[Doodles]

went to the cliNic to..

[Dervish]

cross examine the good doctor

[Doodles]

in the worst spoken English..

[Dervish]

ever heard this side of ...

[Doodles]

the planet. What's wOrse, the..

[Dervish]

judge was soon giggling like

[Doodles]

a schoolgirl. Entertainment liKe this..

[Dervish]

was hard to come by

[Doodles]

but in Bolehland, it is..

[Dervish]

available if you know where

[Doodles]

to find it. Silly bUt..

[Dervish]

entertaining charades are on the ...

[Doodles]

rise in the laNd we..

[Dervish]

love to hate, not that ...

[Doodles]

there is no lOve but..

[Dervish]

it comes in measured intervals ....

[Doodles]

That is hardly enOugh but..

[Dervish]

beggars cannot be choosers, no.

[Doodles]

Take your miserable portiOn or..

[Dervish]

get lost! What else can ...

[Doodles]

one do except pAcking up..

[Dervish]

all the leftover lohmai-kai and ...

[Doodles]

not forgetting tHe charsiew-pau and

[Dervish]

uneaten satay and peanut sauce.

[Doodles]

If you're not hapPy, feel..

[Dervish]

my heart and feel my

[Doodles]

pulse. You will realiZe that..

[Dervish]

I am palpitating and feverish...

[Doodles]

plus very very hungry! Food..

(Oh God, got to go have a bite!)

[Dervish]

is so scarce these days

(Doodles, when I think of you, why do I always imagine a hungry glutton? You are feeding me with too much information. I'd bet you're skinny in real person...:D:D)

[Doodles]

What with most restaurants cloSed..

(Me a skinny guy? Let me digest that for a while. Will come back to you later. :D:D )

*Thanks for playing, Sir. GtG.*

[Dervish]

during the entire month. I

(Sure thing..:D.....go get them, tiger!...referring to food, of course!)

[Doodles]

can eat a hoRse now!


(Sure thing..:D.....go get them, tiger!...referring to food, of course!)(What a relief. I thought you were NOT referring to food there for a second! :D:D )

[Dervish]

plus a cow and goat

(there, with a diet like this, who needs -......but what were you referring to if not food?)..*blinks innocently*

[Doodles]

cooked in 7 secret curry spices approved by the Curry authority known to all Sataysians as Currymee. With a spoon in one hand and a pAir..

(.. words words words ... I did write a reply but your eyes are blinking too fast to see anything, Venus)

[Dervish]

cooked in 7 secret curry spices approved by the Curry authority known to all Sataysians as Currymee. With a spoon in one hand and a pAir..

(One Cucumber Issued to Doodles for serious violation of game rule! (Issued by pirated version of Moderator)

of chopsticks in the other...

[Doodles]

*Opps! I'm so sorry, PM (Pirate Moderator). My bad. Cerita Panjang and NES are so similar that one tends to get them mixed up. :(*

Currymee attacked the bOwl of..

[Dervish]

currymee spilling some currymee on...

[Doodles]

the lap of an aUntie..

[Dervish]

who stood up screaming and

[Doodles]

then their eYes met.. ;)

[Dervish]

then their eYes met.. ;)
Another cucumber issued to Doodles for violation of game rules. Issued by Pirated Moderator.

and locked for thirty minutes

[Doodles]

(:o )

Aunty felt hot and bOthered.. :eek:

[Dervish]

Just kidding with the cucumber......( ok?)

[Doodles]

(I know.:D:D )

Aunty suddenly grabbed a spoon..

[Dervish]

to scoop cucumber pulp away

[Doodles]

Then she gRabbed a knife..

[Dervish]

and sharpened it while drooling

[gary yap]

... over Birdy's big sizeable... tummy!

[Doodles]

filled with lohmai-kai, siew-mai and..

[gary yap]

... German beer with digested saukraut.

[Dervish]

Now that sounds like a ...

[Doodles]

happy man who only need..

[Dervish]

some peri-peri dip for more

[Doodles]

oomph in his life. The..

[Dervish]

... oomphs and the ooohs are....

[Doodles]

man's greatest joys, withOut which..

[Dervish]

life sucks to the core !!

[Doodles]

No "ooohs". No life. No..

[Dervish]

joy. No pain. No sorrow.

[Doodles]

Find your own happiness. Go..

[Dervish]

west to seek your fortune

[Doodles]

and fame. Let nothing gEt..

[Dervish]

in your mouth until then ...:D

[Doodles]

ok? I'd hate to see..

[Dervish]

what happens at the end

[Doodles]

of the dark smelly corRidor..

[Dervish]

A silhouette rose from the

[Doodles]

ashes, only to disaPpear into..

[Dervish]

the shadows. A hound howled ...

[Doodles]

and a gOat bleated. Susan..

[Dervish]

..froze, her hair on ends

[Doodles]

staring straight into the darkNess..

[Dervish]

A cold breeze caressed her

[Doodles]

exposed left pinkish chEek while..

[Dervish]

a drenched mist shrouded the

[bzjude]

tops of her curly tangly...

[Dervish]

mane. Shivering with fright, she ...

[Doodles]

took a deep brEath and..

[Dervish]

and sang the "Black Superman"

[Doodles]

song to the dElight of..

[Dervish]

...silhouette, shadow, hound and goat

[Doodles]

Waiting for the chaNce to..

[Dervish]

munch and punch her lunch

(God!! - I don't know what I mean!!!..:eek: :eek: )

[Doodles]

sadomasocHism cannot be discussed here! :eek: :eek:

[Dervish]

The rain in spain stays ..

(Will this do?)

[Doodles]

(Cucumber retracted!! GOod boy! :D:D)

mainly in the plain. Yes!

[Dervish]

Are we going to spend ...

(I'm Hungry, kiddo. Going for a bite. You can go but be back soon, you can go but bring back plenty....:D:D...just had to do that...:D:D...can't remember the rest)

[Doodles]

. .. the hOlidays at home or..

[Dervish]

go paint the city red?

(Hah!...you couldn't guess. Its Oliver Twist, of course!)

[loderunner]

staying at home is good

[Doodles]

with the idiot bOx turned..

[Dervish]

Rainy morning. Bones are chilled ...

[Doodles]

The curry redAng is ready!

[Dervish]

May I invite myself over?

[Doodles]

You're too lAte. It's finished!!! :eek: :p :D

[Dervish]

Drat it! XZ$#@ vxz%& ?<*&^ !!!

(So what's for breakfast this cold morning?)

[Doodles]

(So what's for breakfast this cold morning?)(I had fried Dough or what Hongkies refer to as yau thiu and black coffee for breakfast. )

?<*&^ !!! hohoho Pipipi!

[Dervish]

Just bought lemang and rendang

[Doodles]

but finished alReady by now!

[Dervish]

But of course, Sir Doodles!

[Doodles]

It's good to be right :D

[Dervish]

and right to be good

[Doodles]

You said it there buDdy!

[Dervish]

Did I now? Why, yesterday ....

[Doodles]

I went to buy cuRry rendang..

[Dervish]

I went to buy cuRry rendang..
One cucumber issued for violation of game rule

and did I mention lemang?

[Doodles]

( :o )

You even ate it, glutton! :D:D:D

(Jangan marah)

[Dervish]

Ooh, ...ooh....tummy ache again

[Doodles]

Where is my toilet paper?!? :eek:

[Dervish]

Who's in my toilet again!!?

[Doodles]

Stomachache then look for toilet! (Chinese saying) :D

[Dervish]

The forum is real quiet

[Doodles]

Pin drop can be heard

[Dervish]

The cat hooray is away!!

[Doodles]

The rats are out playing..

[Dervish]

Now we can make mischief...

[Doodles]

without fear of beiNg sent..

[Dervish]

anywhere! Hah! I say "Hah!"

[Doodles]

"Hah"? I prefer "money", friend. :D:D

[Dervish]

Raining cats and dogs outside

[Doodles]

no more. it's driZzling though..

[Dervish]

Let me tell you about ...

[gary yap]

The true story of me...

[Dervish]

You see, I'm a married ...

[Doodles]

man harboring the intention of..

[Dervish]

raising ten super dynamic kids

[Doodles]

Each with a super power.

[Dervish]

The first is super-brained

[Doodles]

Second one has the abIlity..

[Dervish]

to go invisible while the

[Doodles]

3rd child can walk through..

[Dervish]

walls. These three will rule

[Doodles]

for a 100 years. ThEn..

[Dervish]

they live happily ever after.

[Doodles]

dancing away day aNd night..

[Dervish]

Then, Dagger, a Yalam Martian ...

[Doodles]

broke away frOm the clan..

[Dervish]

secluding himself in a little ...

[Doodles]

corner of tHe universe called..

[Dervish]

Third Rock To The Sun

[Doodles]

West of the Martian moons

[Dervish]

East of the Saturn rings

[Doodles]

North or south shOuld I go?

[Dervish]

where are we going anyway?...:D:D

[Doodles]

Up to the nOrth pole!

[Dervish]

to what purpose or intent?

[Doodles]

To meet Santa Clause dude!

[Dervish]

How old are you again?

[Doodles]

Second childhood. Any more quEstions?

:D:D

[Dervish]

Still have all your hair?

:D:D

[Doodles]

A baby has nO hair! :D

[Dervish]

Seven seasick swan swam south...

[Doodles]

☻ The nation wants nothing but

[Dervish]

yak meat served for supper

[Doodles]

To enhance the flavour, add.. Θ

[Dervish]

hydrogen sulphide in generous proportion

[Doodles]

☻ Adhere strictly to instructions given..

[Dervish]

and do not sidetrack please

[Doodles]

You do and a banâna..

[Dervish]

You don't and a cucumber

[Doodles]

You hesitate and a brinjal ☻

[Dervish]

We're a tutti frutti bunch...:D:D:D

[Doodles]

♠ No doubt about that, sir!

[Dervish]

Be warned. Cat is back.

[Doodles]

• think before you write buDdy

[Dervish]

Once upon a time there ...

(this must have the Cat's seal of approval)

[Doodles]

was a beautiful princess. She ♠

[Dervish]

died, of course in a ...

[Doodles]

♣ pond full of ugly frogs..

[Dervish]

which croaks all night long

[Doodles]

irritating the he!l out of..

[Dervish]

the dead princess! Can you ...

[Doodles]

or can't you? What about ○○

[Dervish]

me? Can I or can't ....

(*LOL* where can we go at this rate?...*LOL*)

[Doodles]

it's just a mAtter of...

:D:D

[Dervish]

time before I tell you

[Doodles]

though nOw it's certainty not

[Dervish]

prudent to reveal so much...

[Doodles]

especially when walls have ears ○○

[Dervish]

... aye.....especially so. What if

[Doodles]

Mr Chang is on leave? ○○

[Dervish]

Dude, he's back. Believe it!

[Doodles]

How did you find out? ○○○

[Dervish]

If I tell you, I'll ...

[Doodles]

○○ have to kill you? No..

[Dervish]

use. Tell me about your

[Doodles]

secret pastime. I promise t○

ΘJΘ

[Dervish]

tell you about my job

[Doodles]

a 9 t0 5 thing that ○○○

[Dervish]

you don't want to know

[Doodles]

○ about, trust me. It's most..

[gary yap]

... disturbing when you know it.

[Dervish]

That's because I am a...

[xinrong]

one with the Dirty Job....

[Dervish]

This job is tiring and ...

[xinrong]

..it ruins my make-up...