The NeverEnding Story

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of a smiling Naka and ...

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the dog, the squirrel and......

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the entire entourage. They printed

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the picture with the help ...

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of Bill Gates who donated

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to the Penan in Sarawak

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Meanwhile back at the bus ...

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at the foot of the ....

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hill where a white mAn ..

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stood, Magua the Huron sneezed....

(Last of the Mohican)

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three times in a row..

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The Penans clapped their hands....

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and stomped their feet. They..

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prepared a huge cauldron with ...

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eleven secret herbs and spices..

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a dash of pepper and

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...10 tbsp salt to taste ..

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For protein, they looked at .....

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...steaks done bloody rare and ...

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the man who stood at ...

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..the door waved at the ...

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Penans as he was carried ....

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...out on a stretcher by ...

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bamboo straight into the cauldron

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...to be cooked and eaten...

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digested and removed in that ....

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..order. The boiling water was ...

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(:D:D ....predicted that you'll use 'order'...)

simmering so more protein was

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(:D:D ....predicted that you'll use 'order'...)

simmering so more protein was(Clever! :p. Buddy, where's your second sentence? :p:p )

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(Clever! :p. Buddy, where's your second sentence? :p:p )

Second sentence? Buddy!! You're on the wrong thread. *LOL*....hmmm...or am I? ..*scrolls up*...The Neverending Story....:D...*

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(Venuspop, my bad. Eyes got blurry. :o. Let's set things on the right track ...)

...added by way of throwing ...

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in Arthur and Susan who ....

(Currymee is going to hate me for this....BTW you had it better....You're what? 24.....but I'm 71!!! ....I call this biased...and I blame birdy entirely....:D:D:D)

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(Currymee is going to hate me for this....BTW you had it better....You're what? 24.....but I'm 71!!! ....I call this biased...and I blame birdy entirely....:D:D:D)(Venuspop...sorry, don't quite get you there. Currymee is going to hate you for what? Are you saying you're 71 years old? And what has Birdy got to do with it? :confused: )

weighed a total sum of ...

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(Venuspop...sorry, don't quite get you there. Currymee is going to hate you for what? Are you saying you're 71 years old? And what has Birdy got to do with it? :confused: )

weighed a total sum of ...

....two hundred kilos. More salt....

(Currymee will hate me for killing off his Arnold and Susan....geddit?)

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(Currymee will hate me for killing off his Arnold and Susan....geddit?)(Ok, got it. But what about the number 71? And what are you blaming Birdy for? :D. Sorry, a bit "blur" today. Big bad sore throat and an overheated body ! Just popped some antibiotics and a panadol. Things are just getting to be a bit better ...)

..was added and some MSG ...

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...for good measure. Arnold jumped ....

(my redeeming moment, Arnold gets to live...:D subject to your finger's approval of course. Re: 71 please read in the Go Figure thread. As for sore throats, I used to get plenty of those but those days are gone now thanks to my mother-in-law's secret concoction. Haven't taken antibiotics for sore throat in years...:))

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into the boat. Wearing only ...

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banana leaves wrapped in chillies..........

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...and a banana in each ...

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pocket. Penans dress their food....

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...to attract rich customers like ...

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James Bond and Jason Bourne

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Sean Connery, Roger Moore too

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The taBle is set for..

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ten. You and me are ...

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special guests perSonally invited by..

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Jicky. Was that his name?

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Or was it sleaZy Riddy?

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gee...How does one remember....:D:D

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We don't bother. Just eAt!! :D :D

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So how to thank him? :rolleyes:

(remember he's the host. Assuming Jicky/Riddy's a he...:D)

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I don't know about you..

(You raised a valid question.We'll see where the story takes us..:D)

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But I'm going with Jicky. :D

(easier to remember...:D)

[Doodles]

Jicky it will be then. :D

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So there we were seated ....

(you go on, Doodles. BRB. Need to handle some chores... :mad: ) Drat it!

[Doodles]

(Why Sir VP, your boss is breathing down your neck again? :p)

at a big round tabLe.

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smiling sweetly at smiling people

(:D:D Yes.....again....:D:D)
can you believe such beastly luck?

[Doodles]

Soon it was diNner time.

(I wish you better luck tomorrow. :D )

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Everyone gathered their spoons for ....

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the sharks-fin soup. :( Two guests..

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sang the National Anthem which .....

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was a direct order by..

(Sir VP, friends have come a-visiting. Will come back later tonight I hope.)

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Jicky, of course. This wasn't....

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a free meal. There were..

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grumbles down the table as....

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each person was asked to..

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pay RM39-90 each! This is ......

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totally outrageous espEcially when we..

(Sir VP, I have to go. The boss is calling and he is real mad!)

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behaved so well. Reluctantly, we.....

(okie dokie....you gotta do what you gotta do*)

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reached into our back pocket..

(Cheerio!)

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and fishing out the coins ...

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but those are for settling..

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the tips! Outrageous is what ....

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it was. We were beTter..

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off munching cucumber sandwiches at....

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our pc table while plaYing..:D:D

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the Ceritapanjang and Neverending storyline.....:D:D

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in usj.com, a forum moderated..

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and administered by a strict

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no-nonsense, puzzle solver Guru. His..

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justice is known to know.....

(I want to see how you're going to continue with this...:D)

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no frontiers. His word is..

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law in its rawest form....

(:D good job)

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and his weaPon is a..

(If you get this wrong, you don't belong here! :p :D:D)

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(why...oh why...do I feel trapped?.....:D:D)

...powerful yellow local fruit called ....

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the "Bahaha" in certain African..

(I'm logging out. Have a good evening.)

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...villages. He is easily recognizable ...

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due to his shiny yellow..

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tunic which blends so well....

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with his attention-grabbing bunch of..

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goats. Now in Africa where...

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(Bunch of goats? :D:D)

he is holidaYing with his..

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pretty young wife and three

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girlfrieNds! :eek: One hot windy afternoon..

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they returned home. Meanwhile, Quietstorm....

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...the Zulu Chieftain in Afrika

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known far and wiDe for..

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...his huge appetite for charkuewtiau.

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..stood up to give a ......

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standing ovation to Naka for ...

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his outstanding fox-trot with Megan.

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Fox who looked stunning in ...

(Got to go, Venus! Thx for playing.)

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her dark blue baju kurung ...

(ok..cya)

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but wearing a platform shoe....

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Suddenly she fell flat on .....

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the poor skinny small guy...

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As she weights 250 pounds....

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there is plenty of cushion...

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for her, but the poor guy....

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is actually happily enjoying it.

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After an hour or two ....

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the aching pain steps in

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I wonder how the pain ....

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can be tolerated so long.

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It must be due to ...

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pressure on the vital points ....

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which we shall not discuss

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but inside want to know

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so we abstain, my friend...

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but not for too long

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and if so, how then?...:D

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once a while must try

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You're new. Lots you don't....

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know but must explore discreetly

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That I agree. Shall we....

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dance to the tune and....

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be nice and polite to

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the lady but you may .......

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...find a lot of coins ...

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strewn all over the forum

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but nobody seems to pick

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because it is forbidden to ...

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bend down too low and .....

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touch the floor lest you ....

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be able to get up ....

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and boast about it. That ...

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is between her and him ........

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A very private moment. Why ...

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I shall not discuss it ....

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Even if you giVe me..

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an earful which you will.

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not, being the nicest persOn..

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ever to walk on shoes, ...

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while dressed immaculately as SuPerman's..

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sidekick but no, no. Superman ....

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has decided to abanDon his..

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sidekick, the one he didn't ....

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want in the firSt place.

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And Good Heavens!! I'm Lost!!

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I'm close behind, Sir VenUspop!! :D

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Guess where I am everybody? :D

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As things turned out, VenuspOp..

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...with a book in one ...

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hand, Samy's toupee in the ....

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other, threw a pUnch at..

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Doodles, Quietstorm, Currymee, birdy and .....

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big Arnold. A big miStake!

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Arnold whipped out his Corner-Shot-Launcher...

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in slow motion. Two doves..

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landed on his head. They ...

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at John Woo who scReamed..

(Time to go. See you!)

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like a girl and ran.. ;)

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...to his dad demanding that ...

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pirated movie maKers be made..

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Datuks and Datinks, Tan Sri .....

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muk chui, ah fei cHai..

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and so on. Anyway, his ...

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next movie is tentaTively called..

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"Crouching Doodles Hidden Birdies" and ....

(I hope we're still talking about John Woo..:D)

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the producers have signed up..

(Yes, we should still be talking about John Woo unless you want to start a new topic on the charming Zhang Ziyi. I will have no complaints!)

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....Zhang Ziyi herself to act ....

(Yes, she is hanging out with a low-profile Jewish financier ...)

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in the big budget remAke..

(The paparazzi secretly snapped some intimate photos of Ziyi and that Jewish guy relaxing and frolicking on the beach and . ... distributed them all over the Internet! :eek: )

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of a love triangle between ....

...(them are the very ones I saw........)

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Godzilla, King Kong and the..

(If I recall correctly, he came across as an old guy while she is young, sexy and sweet ...)

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Mickey Mouse. They must now.......

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work together to saVe the..

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king from certain peril. They ...

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went ahead but forgotten to .....

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cook a goat for dinNer!

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That was a dreadful mistake....*tck..tck..tck!*

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I forgive but won't forget.

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I'll tell you a secret .....

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if only you proMise to..

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cross your heart and hope ...

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for fifty sTicks of satays..

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Beef or chicken, Sir Doodles?

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Beef is good, Sir Venuspop.

[gary yap]

A lady for you sir? :D

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and two for me. Yes !!

[Doodles]

A lady for you sir? :D
and two for me. Yes !!I'm an old man. Pass! :D

[gary yap]

We have all ages Sir!

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No use. Good as dead!

[Dervish]

What is? I wasn't listening ...:D

[Doodles]

I was eating curry mutton :p

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wrapped in a roti canai

[Doodles]

cooked in untainted gHee at..

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night in the middle of ...

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a mahjong session with Amanapa..

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who cheats at every game.

[Doodles]

His partner Hal Kap is..

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a poor loser. Together they..

[Doodles]

pulled a fast one on..

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poor Doodles who watch his ....

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cappaTi slowly chewed and swallowed..

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Not a morsel left. Not ...

[Doodles]

a drop of cuRry too! :mad:

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Hal Kap argued with Amanapa ...

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until the cows come home

[Doodles]

but it was no good.

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Amanapa broke-up with Hal Kap...

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Ah..but got third party... ;)

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who is of course Rawna...

[Doodles]

Rawna opened the dOor to..

[bzjude]

(Teng teng teng!)...but who's her real target? :eek:

[Doodles]

That's a mystEry to me

[Dervish]

and to me too. Who ...

[Doodles]

in his right miNd would..

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know what to write next?

[Doodles]

Since I'm in the riGht..

[gary yap]

position, I can be pregnant :eek:

[Doodles]

cheese and friEs! That's trouble! :eek: :eek:

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First problem. Many to come !! :eek:

[Dervish]

What - Who? Sir Doodles, YOU!!? :eek: :eek:

[Doodles]

Doodles is a good boy. :D

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...who shoulders great responsibilities as ...

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... I will now tell you ....

[Doodles]

provided of course you proMise..

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not to squeak at all

[Doodles]

when walking while weaRing squeaking..

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shoes. Are you ready for ...

[Doodles]

sAlt as she reveals who..

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I am and how young ..

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I used to be. Standing..

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bow-legged and knock-kneed, alas, I ...

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twisted my aNkle. now I..

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tremble to think about the ...

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possible consequences of my haSty..

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action.Did I tell you about ...

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the time whEn Lestat..

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sneezed? It startled me so.

[Doodles]

much my faNgs started to..

[Dervish]

crave for young untainted blood!

[Doodles]

my delicious victim wAs sitting..

<hungry! got to go! :p >

[Dervish]

across the table napkins folded ...

[Doodles]

legs crossed tightly, saliVa dripping,

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It was all I could ....

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take. Incredible thouGh it may..

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seem, the bloody blood bubbles ...

(Don't know what's got into me today..:D)

[Doodles]

(Don't know what's got into me today..:D)(An extra burst of creative juices? :D )

from a terribly wounded Rawna..

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who wouldn't whimper when wounded ...

(:D:D)