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Dervish
02-08-2010, 05:19 PM
licking each strand slowly, steadily ....

PeterHng
02-08-2010, 05:21 PM
Meanwhile, Arnold was trying to

Dervish
02-08-2010, 05:23 PM
scan ChoyKee for enemies like .....

PeterHng
02-08-2010, 05:25 PM
currymee and Penghulu. Came Susan

Dervish
02-08-2010, 05:26 PM
with her pair of twins

PeterHng
02-08-2010, 05:28 PM
and demanded that Arnold followed

Dervish
02-08-2010, 05:29 PM
her to eat currymee with ...

PeterHng
02-08-2010, 05:30 PM
currymee and her shop nextdoor

Dervish
02-08-2010, 05:32 PM
Satiated, both began a row ....

Naka
02-08-2010, 05:32 PM
CM lau sai next day.

Dervish
02-08-2010, 05:34 PM
Peter recommended coca cola, yes?

PeterHng
02-08-2010, 05:35 PM
That should solve the problem;)

Naka
02-08-2010, 05:36 PM
CM said "make it worst."

Dervish
02-08-2010, 05:39 PM
He lau sai like anything

PeterHng
02-08-2010, 05:39 PM
so naka told venuspop to

Dervish
02-08-2010, 05:40 PM
pop over to CM's house

PeterHng
02-08-2010, 05:41 PM
to receive the honorary title

Naka
02-08-2010, 05:43 PM
OF PPM from his Sultan

Dervish
02-08-2010, 05:43 PM
of LAU SAI KING!!! Everyone ...

PeterHng
02-08-2010, 05:45 PM
was astonished by that

Dervish
02-08-2010, 05:47 PM
title. It was never given ....

PeterHng
02-08-2010, 05:48 PM
before till now. He excitedly

Dervish
02-08-2010, 05:50 PM
called for a press conference

PeterHng
02-08-2010, 05:52 PM
exposing the illegal sand mining;)

(I know, I know, the story was so twisted..)

Dervish
02-08-2010, 05:53 PM
His story carried some weight ...

PeterHng
02-08-2010, 05:57 PM
but be-end has to prove

Dervish
02-08-2010, 05:59 PM
that the sand never left

QuietStorm
02-08-2010, 11:48 PM
Back at the barn, Venuspop ....

lwcheah
03-08-2010, 07:31 AM
staggered out totally dazed by ....

birdy
03-08-2010, 07:54 AM
soft music played by Radio

lwcheah
03-08-2010, 07:59 AM
screaming "it's killing me softly" :p

panda3838
03-08-2010, 08:10 AM
Venuspop cried (in) agony and pain .....

Dervish
03-08-2010, 09:22 AM
...wailed in confused mixed pleasure...

Dervish
03-08-2010, 03:08 PM
...and begged for new storyline.

PeterHng
03-08-2010, 03:19 PM
Now in a village, there

Dervish
03-08-2010, 03:23 PM
was a cowherd named Samy

(ai-yo-yo, samy.......)

currymee
03-08-2010, 03:52 PM
he was a handsome devil .....

PeterHng
03-08-2010, 03:54 PM
cheating all ladies hearts there

Dervish
03-08-2010, 03:54 PM
and abusing all the cows

currymee
03-08-2010, 04:05 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Dervish
03-08-2010, 04:07 PM
Yes. Everyone was shocked!! Samy ...

PeterHng
03-08-2010, 04:43 PM
did that. Karpal proposed death

Dervish
03-08-2010, 04:46 PM
but kerisman pulled out his ....

PeterHng
03-08-2010, 04:54 PM
hair to make a point

Dervish
03-08-2010, 04:57 PM
which was painfully taken. He

PeterHng
03-08-2010, 04:58 PM
demanded others to do likewise

Dervish
03-08-2010, 05:01 PM
Appalled, they obeyed. Samy had ..

Doodles
03-08-2010, 05:41 PM
...brought along a new toupee

currymee
03-08-2010, 05:43 PM
shaped like a lion's mane ..... (htg, school run time) :D

Doodles
03-08-2010, 05:45 PM
It's his wifey's no less! :p

Dervish
03-08-2010, 06:13 PM
He patted it into place ....

Doodles
03-08-2010, 06:50 PM
like a real pro. Then...

Dervish
03-08-2010, 08:13 PM
smeared his mustache into position...

currymee
03-08-2010, 09:43 PM
with plenty of ghee and ...

Sugarfree
04-08-2010, 02:18 AM
sticky gooey transparent kinda liquid...

Dervish
04-08-2010, 05:43 PM
Then he attended the meeting ...

PeterHng
04-08-2010, 06:15 PM
to the surprise of Susan

Dervish
04-08-2010, 06:25 PM
who was President of the ....

(hello....Susan is in the previous story la....) :D :D

PeterHng
04-08-2010, 06:28 PM
People's Republic of Ozzielasia, managed

(taking fiction to a new level:D)

Dervish
04-08-2010, 06:41 PM
to remain as Treasurer ....and

QuietStorm
04-08-2010, 08:54 PM
...then it happened. The lights ...

loderunner
04-08-2010, 09:30 PM
....went out and he disappeared.

QuietStorm
04-08-2010, 10:50 PM
...into the night. A chilly ...

loderunner
04-08-2010, 11:06 PM
shrill was suddenly heard. It ....

currymee
05-08-2010, 07:44 AM
was Arnold making a COMEBACK .... :eek: :D :D

Dervish
05-08-2010, 09:22 AM
to confront the werewolves of .....

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 09:25 AM
..Jinjang city where bad hats ...

Dervish
05-08-2010, 09:26 AM
prowl. Samy, ever vigilant pounced ....

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 09:29 AM
..on a moneylender who's armed ...

Dervish
05-08-2010, 09:30 AM
...to the teeth. They circled ....

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 09:33 AM
..around Samy and started to ....

currymee
05-08-2010, 09:34 AM
growl like foaming rabied dogs .....

Dervish
05-08-2010, 09:35 AM
throwing bananas at his head ...... :D :D :D

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 09:39 AM
Observing from a distance, Chang ... :p :p :D

(Did someone say bananas? hehehehe)

Dervish
05-08-2010, 09:42 AM
collected the bananas so he .....


(recycled bananas for forum .....don't waste*** :D :D :D )

currymee
05-08-2010, 09:43 AM
can give them out here .... :eek: :eek:

Dervish
05-08-2010, 09:45 AM
one banana at a time......*sinister laughter****(Dracula fashion)

currymee
05-08-2010, 09:46 AM
or the whole bunch when ....

Dervish
05-08-2010, 09:48 AM
Currymee promised to belanja Chang .....

currymee
05-08-2010, 09:49 AM
for allowing BIG RED BINGO .... :D :D

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 10:13 AM
Off they go to ChoyKee !! :p

currymee
05-08-2010, 10:15 AM
but Chang was not bribed ..... :eek:

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 10:22 AM
..that easily. He wanted a ... :eek: :D:D

currymee
05-08-2010, 10:23 AM
plate of kar-liew CKT instead ...

Dervish
05-08-2010, 10:27 AM
After a sumptuous meal, they ..

currymee
05-08-2010, 10:30 AM
argued about Najib and bananas ..... :D

Dervish
05-08-2010, 10:32 AM
while Samy stood and watch....

currymee
05-08-2010, 10:33 AM
totally bemused and also confused ....

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 10:35 AM
...about the banana ruling. :p. Samy ...

Dervish
05-08-2010, 10:35 AM
was hungry and itching for ....

currymee
05-08-2010, 10:36 AM
realised none was issued (to) him .... :eek:

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 10:37 AM
..but Chang has a better ....

currymee
05-08-2010, 10:38 AM
idea and solution to the ....

Dervish
05-08-2010, 10:39 AM
dilemma. He handed bananas to..

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 10:39 AM
..ongoing conflict between the two ...

Dervish
05-08-2010, 10:44 AM
unknown person. Hungry Samy looked ..

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 10:54 AM
..at CM's (bowl of) curry mee longingly ... :p

Dervish
05-08-2010, 10:55 AM
licking his lips and slapping ....

currymee
05-08-2010, 11:09 AM
his own face - crazy fellow !!!!! :eek:

Naka
05-08-2010, 11:12 AM
fellow is really a mad :D

Dervish
05-08-2010, 11:15 AM
for coveting Currymee's currymee. Who...

currymee
05-08-2010, 11:25 AM
poke his eyes with chopsticks ..... (htg, thx for playing - school run ... :D )

Dervish
05-08-2010, 11:27 AM
Samy hollered! Samy faints. Samy ....

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 11:28 AM
...buys a brand new toupee! :p

(Gotta go too! Work! :D)

Dervish
05-08-2010, 11:31 AM
straw colored, curly and shiny

Doodles
05-08-2010, 05:49 PM
just What the wifey ordered :p

Dervish
05-08-2010, 07:14 PM
Suitably attired, Samy trotted along ....

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 08:34 PM
...what was known as the ...

loderunner
05-08-2010, 08:42 PM
Millenium Park. He smiled at ......

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 08:46 PM
...a mysterious figure dressed in ...

loderunner
05-08-2010, 08:49 PM
...red, with red shoes and .....

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 08:56 PM
...purple turban complete with yellow ...

loderunner
05-08-2010, 09:00 PM
umbrella. He said I'm the Sultan of ........

QuietStorm
05-08-2010, 09:03 PM
( :D. Only 5 words in here, mate! :p )

Swing and Dire Straits is ...

loderunner
05-08-2010, 09:14 PM
(oops...sorry..:D)

my cousin twice removed. Now ....

Sugarfree
05-08-2010, 11:33 PM
....is d time 4 my....

QuietStorm
06-08-2010, 09:43 AM
...workout at the gym...not! :D

Dervish
06-08-2010, 12:59 PM
The man in red stood ......

Doodles
06-08-2010, 02:36 PM
up and pointed at the....

Dervish
06-08-2010, 03:02 PM
man in the mirror, himself ......

QuietStorm
06-08-2010, 03:38 PM
He grabbed a mic and ...

Dervish
06-08-2010, 03:42 PM
gyrated furiously. Suddenly a siren ....

(man dressed in red, red shoes, purple turban, yellow umbrella, sultan of swing.....figure that out...)

QuietStorm
06-08-2010, 03:46 PM
..sounded. All hell broke loose ...

Dervish
06-08-2010, 03:50 PM
pee poo pee poo.....a

QuietStorm
06-08-2010, 04:29 PM
..doctor accompanied by a nurse ...

Dervish
06-08-2010, 04:38 PM
led the still gyrating man ....

shthang
06-08-2010, 05:06 PM
by holding the long hard.... :eek: ;)

Dervish
06-08-2010, 05:18 PM
yellow umbrella into a van.

Sugarfree
06-08-2010, 05:24 PM
where a cat named pussy ... ;)

Dervish
06-08-2010, 05:25 PM
was held in custody. Everyone

Sugarfree
06-08-2010, 05:32 PM
was salivating including big nasty...

shthang
06-08-2010, 05:34 PM
S-club taikor who missed pussy... :D

Sugarfree
06-08-2010, 05:43 PM
so velli much until he...

shthang
06-08-2010, 05:44 PM
grabbed the pussy closely to....

(taikors, too hot here...need a shower, see ya) ;)

Sugarfree
06-08-2010, 05:50 PM
his nose and took a big...

*agreed la.i need 2go 4 a shower2!out!*

Doodles
06-08-2010, 07:19 PM
step forwaRd, walking straight into

Dervish
06-08-2010, 07:25 PM
an ambush. He was surrounded ....

Doodles
06-08-2010, 07:40 PM
by 10 ninja wArriors. There....

Dervish
06-08-2010, 07:42 PM
was no way out. Taikor ....

Doodles
06-08-2010, 07:48 PM
from Kajang pulled out his...

Dervish
06-08-2010, 07:53 PM
satay sticks and threw them ......

Doodles
06-08-2010, 07:56 PM
at the ninja fighters, hitting...

loderunner
06-08-2010, 08:06 PM
all ten of them. Next .....

Dervish
07-08-2010, 10:59 AM
..the good Taikor point his ....

Naka
07-08-2010, 11:04 AM
finger and told them "go"...

Dervish
07-08-2010, 11:06 AM
Tails between their legs, they ....

Doodles
07-08-2010, 02:58 PM
made their exit through the...

Dervish
07-08-2010, 03:02 PM
wormhole. Zap!! They turn up ......

Doodles
07-08-2010, 03:18 PM
in a most unusual looking..

Dervish
07-08-2010, 03:23 PM
part of the galaxy. The ...

Doodles
07-08-2010, 03:31 PM
movie was produced and directed..

Dervish
07-08-2010, 04:30 PM
by THE Steven Spielberg himself

Doodles
07-08-2010, 04:49 PM
His new project is titled...

Dervish
07-08-2010, 05:18 PM
Close Encounter of the Bananas

Doodles
07-08-2010, 06:43 PM
dIrected by banana kIng, cHang :p

Dervish
07-08-2010, 06:52 PM
who also starred as the ......

Doodles
07-08-2010, 07:02 PM
quick witted sidekick named Mat-Chai-Chiew..

Dervish
07-08-2010, 07:05 PM
The story line is simple ....

Doodles
07-08-2010, 07:14 PM
Set in a village somewhere..

Dervish
07-08-2010, 07:18 PM
between Ipoh and Pulau Pinang ....

Doodles
07-08-2010, 09:56 PM
Durian seller Ah Kow and..

QuietStorm
08-08-2010, 07:07 AM
Ah Ying are a loving ...

Doodles
08-08-2010, 01:26 PM
couple they have a dark..

Dervish
08-08-2010, 05:07 PM
secret. What? Curious to know?

Doodles
08-08-2010, 05:33 PM
Can tell you but will..

Dervish
08-08-2010, 07:57 PM
...have to kill you. *grins* ....

Doodles
08-08-2010, 09:08 PM
*grins back, sharpening knife* ( :eek: )

One day, Ah Ying stumbled..

Dervish
08-08-2010, 09:12 PM
so Ah Kow stumbled too..... :D

Doodles
08-08-2010, 09:17 PM
What a loving couple but..

Dervish
08-08-2010, 09:18 PM
what an unlikely pair they ....

Doodles
08-08-2010, 09:21 PM
make for one is short..

Dervish
08-08-2010, 09:29 PM
and the other one flat

Doodles
08-08-2010, 09:35 PM
like a runway. Ah Kow..

Dervish
08-08-2010, 09:38 PM
can't count and Ah Ying ...

Doodles
08-08-2010, 09:48 PM
doesn't like going to the..

Dervish
08-08-2010, 09:54 PM
gynecologist. Between them, they produced .....

Doodles
08-08-2010, 10:11 PM
three TV series but all..

Dervish
08-08-2010, 10:15 PM
turkeys of the year. They ....

Doodles
08-08-2010, 10:27 PM
were itching to try out..

Dervish
08-08-2010, 10:29 PM
the Boh Hood durian variety ...

Doodles
08-08-2010, 10:32 PM
famed for its exquisite taste...

Dervish
09-08-2010, 11:56 AM
but Koh would not agree.....

Doodles
09-08-2010, 05:28 PM
to a vasectomy! A man..

Dervish
09-08-2010, 05:36 PM
can only be a man ....

Doodles
09-08-2010, 06:15 PM
when he is capable of..

Dervish
09-08-2010, 06:28 PM
refusing a vasectomy. His wife ....

QuietStorm
09-08-2010, 07:46 PM
thinks it is manly to ...

Dervish
09-08-2010, 08:42 PM
flex his biceps every night

Doodles
09-08-2010, 08:52 PM
withOut assistance from the blUe..

Dervish
09-08-2010, 08:56 PM
uniformed man at the balai

loderunner
10-08-2010, 09:43 PM
One night, his wife said ....

Doodles
10-08-2010, 10:16 PM
in a shockingly maNly voice..

Dervish
11-08-2010, 08:48 AM
"Er...What's up, Doc?" In .....

QuietStorm
11-08-2010, 08:50 AM
...a calm voice, he replied ...

Dervish
11-08-2010, 09:01 AM
.."Well....you know......"....."Shall we..."

QuietStorm
11-08-2010, 09:03 AM
..."dance?". Taking his wife's hand ...

Dervish
11-08-2010, 09:07 AM
he led her to the .....

QuietStorm
11-08-2010, 09:11 AM
...living room. They began to ...

Dervish
11-08-2010, 09:12 AM
..sway with the music and ....

QuietStorm
11-08-2010, 09:21 AM
.. danced the night away...

Dervish
11-08-2010, 09:22 AM
And then the music died ....

QuietStorm
11-08-2010, 11:03 AM
..but not before the wifey ...

Dervish
11-08-2010, 11:18 AM
sprang an awesome surprise. A ....

QuietStorm
11-08-2010, 11:31 AM
...little past midnight, wifey brought ...

Dervish
11-08-2010, 11:34 AM
a mysterious guest. Throwing off

QuietStorm
11-08-2010, 11:57 AM
his jacket, the mysterious guest ...

(Htg. Thanks for playing.)

Dervish
11-08-2010, 12:02 PM
flashed a not too dashing .....

QuietStorm
11-08-2010, 12:03 PM
...smile, revealing two missing teeth ...

Dervish
11-08-2010, 12:05 PM
and a lot of attitude...

(ok, see you next time..)

QuietStorm
11-08-2010, 12:10 PM
What a surprise it turned ...

(Cheers!)

Dervish
11-08-2010, 12:12 PM
out to be. Who would ....

QuietStorm
11-08-2010, 05:02 PM
...have thought that the mysterious ...

Dervish
11-08-2010, 05:10 PM
.....man would turn out to .....

QuietStorm
11-08-2010, 05:14 PM
be the person who met ...

Dervish
11-08-2010, 05:18 PM
wifey at the fishmonger's.

QuietStorm
11-08-2010, 05:24 PM
No wonder he smelled like ...

Dervish
11-08-2010, 05:25 PM
..something the cat dragged in.

Doodles
11-08-2010, 06:31 PM
Hubby will take no such..

Dervish
11-08-2010, 06:41 PM
filth into his house oh-no!

Doodles
11-08-2010, 07:02 PM
Moreover hubby hates cats! It's..

Dervish
11-08-2010, 08:26 PM
time for a tÍtÍ-a-tÍtÍ. Wifey

Doodles
11-08-2010, 09:01 PM
sat herself on a soft..

Dervish
11-08-2010, 09:14 PM
mat. She flicked her hair ....

Doodles
11-08-2010, 09:15 PM
adjusted her flimsy blue blouse..

Dervish
11-08-2010, 09:18 PM
and repaired her smudged mascara

Doodles
11-08-2010, 09:19 PM
all in 3 amazing minutes!

Dervish
11-08-2010, 09:24 PM
Soon she was snoring like....

QuietStorm
12-08-2010, 08:46 AM
her husband, waking up the ...

Dervish
12-08-2010, 10:03 AM
next morning, frustrated and irritable.....

QuietStorm
12-08-2010, 10:49 AM
The first thing she did ...

Dervish
12-08-2010, 10:53 AM
was to pop another pill...

QuietStorm
12-08-2010, 10:56 AM
..followed by downing a mug ...

Dervish
12-08-2010, 10:57 AM
of milo. :D That done, she....

QuietStorm
12-08-2010, 11:00 AM
..proceeded to polish her new ...

Dervish
12-08-2010, 11:06 AM
Porsche. Koh, looking up from .....

Doodles
12-08-2010, 07:02 PM
under his bed was pleasantly..

Dervish
12-08-2010, 08:05 PM
refreshed. He wobbled into the ....

Doodles
12-08-2010, 08:36 PM
bathroom only to bump into..

Dervish
12-08-2010, 08:51 PM
cockroaches running around in circles ....

loderunner
12-08-2010, 09:55 PM
and lizards hugging the walls...

Doodles
12-08-2010, 10:27 PM
not to mention a very..

loderunner
12-08-2010, 10:32 PM
large squirrel munching his denture.

Doodles
12-08-2010, 10:52 PM
The neighbour's ugly bullDog appeared..

Naka
13-08-2010, 07:17 AM
seeing the squirrel, the dog

QuietStorm
13-08-2010, 09:10 AM
..lurched forward towards the animal

Dervish
13-08-2010, 09:27 AM
Together they posed for Naka

QuietStorm
13-08-2010, 10:13 AM
...who happily snapped away with ...

Dervish
13-08-2010, 10:14 AM
both his thumbs and forefingers.

Naka
13-08-2010, 10:47 AM
all was done in seconds............

Dervish
13-08-2010, 10:52 AM
It was a pretty picture...