The NeverEnding Story

[Dervish]

licking each strand slowly, steadily ....

[PeterHng]

Meanwhile, Arnold was trying to

[Dervish]

scan ChoyKee for enemies like .....

[PeterHng]

currymee and Penghulu. Came Susan

[Dervish]

with her pair of twins

[PeterHng]

and demanded that Arnold followed

[Dervish]

her to eat currymee with ...

[PeterHng]

currymee and her shop nextdoor

[Dervish]

Satiated, both began a row ....

[Naka]

CM lau sai next day.

[Dervish]

Peter recommended coca cola, yes?

[PeterHng]

That should solve the problem;)

[Naka]

CM said "make it worst."

[Dervish]

He lau sai like anything

[PeterHng]

so naka told venuspop to

[Dervish]

pop over to CM's house

[PeterHng]

to receive the honorary title

[Naka]

OF PPM from his Sultan

[Dervish]

of LAU SAI KING!!! Everyone ...

[PeterHng]

was astonished by that

[Dervish]

title. It was never given ....

[PeterHng]

before till now. He excitedly

[Dervish]

called for a press conference

[PeterHng]

exposing the illegal sand mining;)

(I know, I know, the story was so twisted..)

[Dervish]

His story carried some weight ...

[PeterHng]

but be-end has to prove

[Dervish]

that the sand never left

[QuietStorm]

Back at the barn, Venuspop ....

[lwcheah]

staggered out totally dazed by ....

[birdy]

soft music played by Radio

[lwcheah]

screaming "it's killing me softly" :p

[panda3838]

Venuspop cried (in) agony and pain .....

[Dervish]

...wailed in confused mixed pleasure...

[Dervish]

...and begged for new storyline.

[PeterHng]

Now in a village, there

[Dervish]

was a cowherd named Samy

(ai-yo-yo, samy.......)

[currymee]

he was a handsome devil .....

[PeterHng]

cheating all ladies hearts there

[Dervish]

and abusing all the cows

[currymee]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Dervish]

Yes. Everyone was shocked!! Samy ...

[PeterHng]

did that. Karpal proposed death

[Dervish]

but kerisman pulled out his ....

[PeterHng]

hair to make a point

[Dervish]

which was painfully taken. He

[PeterHng]

demanded others to do likewise

[Dervish]

Appalled, they obeyed. Samy had ..

[Doodles]

...brought along a new toupee

[currymee]

shaped like a lion's mane ..... (htg, school run time) :D

[Doodles]

It's his wifey's no less! :p

[Dervish]

He patted it into place ....

[Doodles]

like a real pro. Then...

[Dervish]

smeared his mustache into position...

[currymee]

with plenty of ghee and ...

[Sugarfree]

sticky gooey transparent kinda liquid...

[Dervish]

Then he attended the meeting ...

[PeterHng]

to the surprise of Susan

[Dervish]

who was President of the ....

(hello....Susan is in the previous story la....) :D :D

[PeterHng]

People's Republic of Ozzielasia, managed

(taking fiction to a new level:D)

[Dervish]

to remain as Treasurer ....and

[QuietStorm]

...then it happened. The lights ...

[loderunner]

....went out and he disappeared.

[QuietStorm]

...into the night. A chilly ...

[loderunner]

shrill was suddenly heard. It ....

[currymee]

was Arnold making a COMEBACK .... :eek: :D :D

[Dervish]

to confront the werewolves of .....

[QuietStorm]

..Jinjang city where bad hats ...

[Dervish]

prowl. Samy, ever vigilant pounced ....

[QuietStorm]

..on a moneylender who's armed ...

[Dervish]

...to the teeth. They circled ....

[QuietStorm]

..around Samy and started to ....

[currymee]

growl like foaming rabied dogs .....

[Dervish]

throwing bananas at his head ...... :D :D :D

[QuietStorm]

Observing from a distance, Chang ... :p :p :D

(Did someone say bananas? hehehehe)

[Dervish]

collected the bananas so he .....


(recycled bananas for forum .....don't waste*** :D :D :D )

[currymee]

can give them out here .... :eek: :eek:

[Dervish]

one banana at a time......*sinister laughter****(Dracula fashion)

[currymee]

or the whole bunch when ....

[Dervish]

Currymee promised to belanja Chang .....

[currymee]

for allowing BIG RED BINGO .... :D :D

[QuietStorm]

Off they go to ChoyKee !! :p

[currymee]

but Chang was not bribed ..... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

..that easily. He wanted a ... :eek: :D:D

[currymee]

plate of kar-liew CKT instead ...

[Dervish]

After a sumptuous meal, they ..

[currymee]

argued about Najib and bananas ..... :D

[Dervish]

while Samy stood and watch....

[currymee]

totally bemused and also confused ....

[QuietStorm]

...about the banana ruling. :p. Samy ...

[Dervish]

was hungry and itching for ....

[currymee]

realised none was issued (to) him .... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

..but Chang has a better ....

[currymee]

idea and solution to the ....

[Dervish]

dilemma. He handed bananas to..

[QuietStorm]

..ongoing conflict between the two ...

[Dervish]

unknown person. Hungry Samy looked ..

[QuietStorm]

..at CM's (bowl of) curry mee longingly ... :p

[Dervish]

licking his lips and slapping ....

[currymee]

his own face - crazy fellow !!!!! :eek:

[Naka]

fellow is really a mad :D

[Dervish]

for coveting Currymee's currymee. Who...

[currymee]

poke his eyes with chopsticks ..... (htg, thx for playing - school run ... :D )

[Dervish]

Samy hollered! Samy faints. Samy ....

[QuietStorm]

...buys a brand new toupee! :p

(Gotta go too! Work! :D)

[Dervish]

straw colored, curly and shiny

[Doodles]

just What the wifey ordered :p

[Dervish]

Suitably attired, Samy trotted along ....

[QuietStorm]

...what was known as the ...

[loderunner]

Millenium Park. He smiled at ......

[QuietStorm]

...a mysterious figure dressed in ...

[loderunner]

...red, with red shoes and .....

[QuietStorm]

...purple turban complete with yellow ...

[loderunner]

umbrella. He said I'm the Sultan of ........

[QuietStorm]

( :D. Only 5 words in here, mate! :p )

Swing and Dire Straits is ...

[loderunner]

(oops...sorry..:D)

my cousin twice removed. Now ....

[Sugarfree]

....is d time 4 my....

[QuietStorm]

...workout at the gym...not! :D

[Dervish]

The man in red stood ......

[Doodles]

up and pointed at the....

[Dervish]

man in the mirror, himself ......

[QuietStorm]

He grabbed a mic and ...

[Dervish]

gyrated furiously. Suddenly a siren ....

(man dressed in red, red shoes, purple turban, yellow umbrella, sultan of swing.....figure that out...)

[QuietStorm]

..sounded. All hell broke loose ...

[Dervish]

pee poo pee poo.....a

[QuietStorm]

..doctor accompanied by a nurse ...

[Dervish]

led the still gyrating man ....

[shthang]

by holding the long hard.... :eek: ;)

[Dervish]

yellow umbrella into a van.

[Sugarfree]

where a cat named pussy ... ;)

[Dervish]

was held in custody. Everyone

[Sugarfree]

was salivating including big nasty...

[shthang]

S-club taikor who missed pussy... :D

[Sugarfree]

so velli much until he...

[shthang]

grabbed the pussy closely to....

(taikors, too hot here...need a shower, see ya) ;)

[Sugarfree]

his nose and took a big...

*agreed la.i need 2go 4 a shower2!out!*

[Doodles]

step forwaRd, walking straight into

[Dervish]

an ambush. He was surrounded ....

[Doodles]

by 10 ninja wArriors. There....

[Dervish]

was no way out. Taikor ....

[Doodles]

from Kajang pulled out his...

[Dervish]

satay sticks and threw them ......

[Doodles]

at the ninja fighters, hitting...

[loderunner]

all ten of them. Next .....

[Dervish]

..the good Taikor point his ....

[Naka]

finger and told them "go"...

[Dervish]

Tails between their legs, they ....

[Doodles]

made their exit through the...

[Dervish]

wormhole. Zap!! They turn up ......

[Doodles]

in a most unusual looking..

[Dervish]

part of the galaxy. The ...

[Doodles]

movie was produced and directed..

[Dervish]

by THE Steven Spielberg himself

[Doodles]

His new project is titled...

[Dervish]

Close Encounter of the Bananas

[Doodles]

dIrected by banana kIng, cHang :p

[Dervish]

who also starred as the ......

[Doodles]

quick witted sidekick named Mat-Chai-Chiew..

[Dervish]

The story line is simple ....

[Doodles]

Set in a village somewhere..

[Dervish]

between Ipoh and Pulau Pinang ....

[Doodles]

Durian seller Ah Kow and..

[QuietStorm]

Ah Ying are a loving ...

[Doodles]

couple they have a dark..

[Dervish]

secret. What? Curious to know?

[Doodles]

Can tell you but will..

[Dervish]

...have to kill you. *grins* ....

[Doodles]

*grins back, sharpening knife* ( :eek: )

One day, Ah Ying stumbled..

[Dervish]

so Ah Kow stumbled too..... :D

[Doodles]

What a loving couple but..

[Dervish]

what an unlikely pair they ....

[Doodles]

make for one is short..

[Dervish]

and the other one flat

[Doodles]

like a runway. Ah Kow..

[Dervish]

can't count and Ah Ying ...

[Doodles]

doesn't like going to the..

[Dervish]

gynecologist. Between them, they produced .....

[Doodles]

three TV series but all..

[Dervish]

turkeys of the year. They ....

[Doodles]

were itching to try out..

[Dervish]

the Boh Hood durian variety ...

[Doodles]

famed for its exquisite taste...

[Dervish]

but Koh would not agree.....

[Doodles]

to a vasectomy! A man..

[Dervish]

can only be a man ....

[Doodles]

when he is capable of..

[Dervish]

refusing a vasectomy. His wife ....

[QuietStorm]

thinks it is manly to ...

[Dervish]

flex his biceps every night

[Doodles]

withOut assistance from the blUe..

[Dervish]

uniformed man at the balai

[loderunner]

One night, his wife said ....

[Doodles]

in a shockingly maNly voice..

[Dervish]

"Er...What's up, Doc?" In .....

[QuietStorm]

...a calm voice, he replied ...

[Dervish]

.."Well....you know......"....."Shall we..."

[QuietStorm]

..."dance?". Taking his wife's hand ...

[Dervish]

he led her to the .....

[QuietStorm]

...living room. They began to ...

[Dervish]

..sway with the music and ....

[QuietStorm]

.. danced the night away...

[Dervish]

And then the music died ....

[QuietStorm]

..but not before the wifey ...

[Dervish]

sprang an awesome surprise. A ....

[QuietStorm]

...little past midnight, wifey brought ...

[Dervish]

a mysterious guest. Throwing off

[QuietStorm]

his jacket, the mysterious guest ...

(Htg. Thanks for playing.)

[Dervish]

flashed a not too dashing .....

[QuietStorm]

...smile, revealing two missing teeth ...

[Dervish]

and a lot of attitude...

(ok, see you next time..)

[QuietStorm]

What a surprise it turned ...

(Cheers!)

[Dervish]

out to be. Who would ....

[QuietStorm]

...have thought that the mysterious ...

[Dervish]

.....man would turn out to .....

[QuietStorm]

be the person who met ...

[Dervish]

wifey at the fishmonger's.

[QuietStorm]

No wonder he smelled like ...

[Dervish]

..something the cat dragged in.

[Doodles]

Hubby will take no such..

[Dervish]

filth into his house oh-no!

[Doodles]

Moreover hubby hates cats! It's..

[Dervish]

time for a têtê-a-têtê. Wifey

[Doodles]

sat herself on a soft..

[Dervish]

mat. She flicked her hair ....

[Doodles]

adjusted her flimsy blue blouse..

[Dervish]

and repaired her smudged mascara

[Doodles]

all in 3 amazing minutes!

[Dervish]

Soon she was snoring like....

[QuietStorm]

her husband, waking up the ...

[Dervish]

next morning, frustrated and irritable.....

[QuietStorm]

The first thing she did ...

[Dervish]

was to pop another pill...

[QuietStorm]

..followed by downing a mug ...

[Dervish]

of milo. :D That done, she....

[QuietStorm]

..proceeded to polish her new ...

[Dervish]

Porsche. Koh, looking up from .....

[Doodles]

under his bed was pleasantly..

[Dervish]

refreshed. He wobbled into the ....

[Doodles]

bathroom only to bump into..

[Dervish]

cockroaches running around in circles ....

[loderunner]

and lizards hugging the walls...

[Doodles]

not to mention a very..

[loderunner]

large squirrel munching his denture.

[Doodles]

The neighbour's ugly bullDog appeared..

[Naka]

seeing the squirrel, the dog

[QuietStorm]

..lurched forward towards the animal

[Dervish]

Together they posed for Naka

[QuietStorm]

...who happily snapped away with ...

[Dervish]

both his thumbs and forefingers.

[Naka]

all was done in seconds............

[Dervish]

It was a pretty picture...