The NeverEnding Story

[evecyanide]

which grew and grew and

[mimosa]

then, Tun said

[mon]

Melayu, India dan Cina semua

[evecyanide]

tinggal dengan muhibbah. Everyone clapped

[mimosa]

thunderously, only to be interrupted by

[evecyanide]

the live telecast of Siti's

[AllUrban]

argument with Ina, about who

[orange88]

about siti's vanilla wedding cake

[mimosa]

..cake. Tun proceeded to reload his AK-47 ...

[romi_o]

with silver bullets, and continue

[Flynn]

*@#$%^* the *&^%$#* of the

[evecyanide]

giant maggots which managed to

[AllUrban]

squish, squish, squish closer towards.......

[Flynn]

the midnight sun of Inner

[PeterHng]

Mongolia was nice to behold...

[AllUrban]

Brighter than the brightest of...

[mimosa]

chrome fenders. Tun packed his things and continued his journey to

[TiNKeRFY]

go to a place where no man had gone before. Suddenly

[evecyanide]

Errr... guys... 5 words only lah.... :D

Captain Kirk screamed "Mayday! Mayday!

[TiNKeRFY]

Approaching asteroid field. But wait

[evecyanide]

I see superman!" exclaimed captain-kirk

[Flynn]

"And what-lah! His knickers are ..."

[AllUrban]

".....too red. It is not........."

[evecyanide]

his usual colored one.... maybe,

[TiNKeRFY]

but is that a stain

[Flynn]

brought on by an unwise

[mimosa]

liason with a certain famous

[Flynn]

turkey with a penchant for

[AllUrban]

gobbling up more than he.........

[evecyanide]

can imagine, only to vomit

[TiNKeRFY]

more than he had ate

[evecyanide]

, "hmmm... breakfast for the fish

[ghj]

which will pay him some ~~~

[orange88]

money to buy LaSenza lingerie

[ghj]

which will make a perfect ~~~

[jianwei85]

nite out for the cheeky

[AllUrban]

pussycat dolls, who make trouble............

[evecyanide]

with their shining, skimpy outfits

[mimosa]

gyrating to the song

[evecyanide]

'Don't you wish your gf

[slappy]

has hairy armpit like me

[TiNKeRFY]

which is sexy with a

[evecyanide]

polka-dot ribbon tied to it,

[TiNKeRFY]

but not too tight because

[slappy]

hairs are fake and smelly

[evecyanide]

with dandruff all over the

[slappy]

Sungai Kelang near TTTDI Jaya

[TiNKeRFY]

which made the residents grumpy

[ghj]

but made dandruff shampoo company

[Flynn]

start a contest for "Most ..."

[jianwei85]

..Attractive Eyelash Competition!", that attracted

[TiNKeRFY]

mascara producers to come market

[evecyanide]

the latest diamond-laced mascara

[slappy]

that only Ms. Hirasu of Korea

[ghj]

can really afford to be ~~~

[TiNKeRFY]

pampered for being who she

[Flynn]

wasn't. The REAL Ms Hirasu ...

[TiNKeRFY]

's real name is actually "Ms-Harisu"

[ghj]

which make the whole world ~~~

[mimosa]

wonder what the heck is

[TiNKeRFY]

that black patch behind the

[Flynn]

neck of Ms-Harisu. It turns

[orange88]

red and wet with envy

[LMei]

but blue when dry

[Flynn]

and, oh boy, green when

[TiNKeRFY]

when he/she gets horny after

[Flynn]

savouring polka-dotted, ribboned, hairy armpits.

[orange88]

Naked harisu kissed flynn's cheek

[jianwei85]

but on 2nd thought, managed

[orange88]

to grab his boobs instead

[jianwei85]

but then realised it was

[orange88]

his yellow and squishy banana

[Flynn]

fried that morning for breakfast.

[TiNKeRFY]

Readers should now realise that

[ghj]

it is all a really ~~~

[TiNKeRFY]

big fat ugly lie since

[jianwei85]

no bananas were fried in

[Flynn]

oil that morning, only syrup!

[TiNKeRFY]

This created chaos among the

[mimosa]

natives of Red Syrup village

[TiNKeRFY]

which sparked interest from the

[orange88]

naked harisu trying to kiss

[Flynn]

the Red Syrup Village Headman.

[danbee]

who was trying to make

[Flynn]

a quick escape. But Mrs

[danbee]

red syrup,looking like bananaaa

[danbee]

red syrup,looking like bananaaa

[Flynn]

flavoured ice-cream, plastered her six

[TiNKeRFY]

cans of beer and aimed

[orange88]

at harisu's big fake boobies

[jianwei85]

Unbeknownst to her, Chainsaw Murderer

[slappy]

taking a leak by roadside

[Flynn]

espied a brilliantly purple frog

[orange88]

who has no privacy peeing

[TiNKeRFY]

while waiting for a princess

[slappy]

to stick her tongue at

[bm007snr]

somebody. Meanwhile, Jianwei was looking

[mimosa]

where Tun was going with

[TiNKeRFY]

his army of mutated monkeys

[Flynn]

- among which was Ms Harisu -

[jules]

who did not learn hokkien

[TiNKeRFY]

so she couldn't order any

[orange88]

red succulence flies for dinner

[Flynn]

with Tun. Meanwhile, the purple

[jules]

rain, i meant the song

[evecyanide]

was eventually ditched by Prince

[danbee]

and sing Malaysia sumua boleh

[jules]

as arranged by Dr. Mahathir

[mimosa]

and his randy bunch of

[Flynn]

yellow-bottomed, mutated monkeys. Since the

[TiNKeRFY]

conductor is ready with his

[danbee]

big 'koong chew' for kj

[Flynn]

a mat rempit sliced it

[jules]

because kj really is an

[danbee]

Aiya dare not say thatone laa. :o :p

[Flynn]

Over in the left corner,

[jules]

by the Selangor Club , kj

[Flynn]

shouted "Aloha, Hawaii!" at the

[TiNKeRFY]

two left-legged mutated penguins which

[jules]

were unofficial mascots for Greenpeace

[jianwei85]

eating uncooked green peas with

[danbee]

sambal belachan and har ko

[TiNKeRFY]

which ended up having some

[jules]

difficulties walking with left feet

[ghj]

and thus have to use ~~~

[jules]

Tongkat Ali, the yuckkkkky coffee

[danbee]

taste like charcoal with pee

[jules]

like you said, it is

[evecyanide]

the most over-whelming drink ever

[orange88]

is green with chocolate toppings

[jules]

and served at Siti's wedding

[evecyanide]

as their pre dinner drinks.

[jules]

No wonder, those guests were

[mimosa]

frantically searching for their biggest

[jules]

softest and longest toilet rolls

[TiNKeRFY]

which has sudoku puzzles printed

[jules]

so they learn to count

[mimosa]

the number of spots on

[TiNKeRFY]

the bingo score sheet which

[jules]

really was "tombola in drag "

[Flynn]

One of the counted spots ...

[evecyanide]

had an image in it

[TiNKeRFY]

which looked like more spots

[jianwei85]

on the metallic paint job

[mimosa]

of the cow jumping over

[Flynn]

the tickled-pink moon. Sniggering machiavellianly,

[evecyanide]

baring his yellow stained teeth

[jules]

for smoking like a chimney

[mimosa]

, Tun leapt from the top

[Flynn]

drawer of his Malfunctioning Wardrobe

[mimosa]

filled with Janet Jackson paraphernalia

[Flynn]

to clip Ms Harisu's toenails.

[TiNKeRFY]

Someone noticed that the toenails

[Flynn]

bore the S*RIM mark, certifying

[mon]

nails are stamped, sealed, delivered

[TiNKeRFY]

checked, tested, finalized, boxed and shipped

[Flynn]

as Siberian Hors D'ourves to

[evecyanide]

Timbuktu, however the shipment was

[Flynn]

hijacked by a wide-mouthed, wide-eyed

[evecyanide]

Bin Laden lookalike, with long

[jianwei85]

Ears trying to eat Chapati

[evecyanide]

dipped in balsamic dressing, "Hmmm...

[jianwei85]

I Wonder What is Saddam...

[TiNKeRFY]

Hussein's favourite hiding ground in

[ghj]

the middle of a pool

[evecyanide]

blood which dripped from the

[jules]

blood which dripped from the
:D

rare two-inched thick beefsteak that

[ghj]

is *extracted* from the rare ~~~

[evecyanide]

cross-bred mountain cow of

[Flynn]

German descent. That's where Saddam's

[TiNKeRFY]

pet monkey gets its source

[evecyanide]

of daily calcium for strong

[jules]

bone and teeth, libido lowering

[Flynn]

side effects notwithstanding. Each enhanced

[jules]

dance steps a'la John Travolta

[alexhay]

thats danced together with Olivia Newton John

[evecyanide]

but the dance was dirty

[TiNKeRFY]

as there was too much

[alexhay]

of nudity.

[evecyanide]

Alex! I thought you're suppose to use only 5 words at a time... not 2 :p

"Cover your eyes!", someone's mum

[Flynn]

yelled at the multi-eyed spider

[TiNKeRFY]

which has only seven legs.

[Flynn]

Eighth leg covered its eyes.

[mon]

... and fingers in it's nose

[TiNKeRFY]

third leg waving a flag

[Flynn]

Eye Number 197 managed to

[jules]

peek out and was mesmerised

[evecyanide]

by the cute 8-legged brunette

[jules]

with the polka-dotted yellow bikini

[TiNKeRFY]

which looks three size smaller

[Flynn]

than Ms Harisu's C cup.

[jules]

Who is Ms.Harisu......actually ?

[mon]

...as the C-cup doesn't fit...

:D

[Flynn]

Who is Ms.Harisu......actually ?
Don't know. Someone inserted that name much earlier on in the thread. Just fooling around, I guess. :D . Back to the game.

[Flynn]

...(as the C-cup doesn't fit)...

Spider's 8 sets of chests

[mon]

can't beat Rock's 6 packs

[jules]

of treasure-trove.......




(thanks for Ms.Harisu's clarification) :D

[jianwei85]

Suddenly, Ms.Harisu was found under

[TiNKeRFY]

a spell which makes her

[Flynn]

rocks turn green and her

[AllUrban]

nose turn pink. Which scared

[evecyanide]

the living daylights out of

[AllUrban]

everyone, including James Bond. Knowing.......

[evecyanide]

about the prophecy, James began

[jules]

to scribble something onto a......

[AllUrban]

secret piece of paper, hidden

[jianwei85]

in Mr.Harisu's left nose hole

[jules]

that caused the sneezing, at-ti-choo......

[AllUrban]

blowing the secret message out.........

[ghj]

up up away to the ~~~

[Flynn]

waiting muzzle of James' gun.

[AllUrban]

James, (who was now blond)........

[jules]

blondes have more fun.........i swear.....

[evecyanide]

... whipped out a mirror and

[jules]

checked the cheap toupee on

[evecyanide]

his head which he stole

[jules]

from Mr. Harisu at the

[evecyanide]

kissing booth in TV3's Karnival-SureHeboh

[AllUrban]

which showed up on TV3

[jules]

so late in the night......

[alexhay]

where everyone is sleeping.

[evecyanide]

Meanwhile, the tooth fairy decided

[jules]

"I am not going to......."

[AllUrban]

give any more coins because

[jules]

i ran out of them......

[AllUrban]

and kids only want notes......

[jules]

or credit cards......

[chuanway]

do they want Visa or.....

[TiNKeRFY]

just a plain piece of

[evecyanide]

cookie without the chocolate chips

[jules]

and iced milo.......

[AllUrban]

and iced milo which he.....

[chuanway]

already spat into. But he

[evecyanide]

pretended innocent, his aquiline nose....

[tpboyz]

dripping like a tap so

[jules]

would someone please pass the......

[evecyanide]

tissue and perhaps a miracle pill

[Great Teacher]

but all i could afford

[mon]

was a pink panadol....hence

[PeterHng]

migraine persisted till wee hours

[evecyanide]

of the morning, he bae-tahan

[TiNKeRFY]

but all of a sudden

[tpboyz]

he had an inspiration to

[AllUrban]

straighten up and fly right.....

[jules]

off the cuckoo's nest with

[evecyanide]

his brightly colored wings attached

[mon]

to his dwarfish ears that

[ghj]

can detect the highest frequency ~~~~~

[evecyanide]

from anywhere in the universe

[AllUrban]

. No one could resist his