The NeverEnding Story

[Challenger]

peeling off her facial skin.....[ala E V E L Y N S A L T]

[Dervish]

Arnold wrapped his arms around...

[Challenger]

...hey where's that damned bazooka...??!!!

[Dervish]

confiscated...by you-know-who!!

[QuietStorm]

Totally pissed, Arnold began to ...

[Challenger]

...look into his boots for...

[Dervish]

..his little pink cute umbrella

[QuietStorm]

a tiny but powerful weapon ...

[Dervish]

...for the umbrella opens with ....

[Challenger]

a voice activated control from...

[currymee]

his computerised high pitched squeek

[Dervish]

Again, he wrapped his arm...

[Challenger]

around the petrified victim but...

[QuietStorm]

...as it turned out, Mary ...

[shthang]

hugged Arnold so tight until.... ;)

[Sugarfree]

hugged Arnold so tight until.... ;)she felt a familiar hardness.....

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex023.gif

[Dervish]

....in her throat. Turning around...

[shthang]

her head, something gets bigger....http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-8470.gif

[Dervish]

God! It's her Adam's apple!!

(We live in confusing times, don't we?)

[shthang]

Good one, venuspop http://www.myrealestate.com.my/images/smiles/icon_thumleft.gif

she suddenly grabbed Arnold's powerful... ;)

[Dervish]

ears. Twisting it around, she....

[shthang]

wrapped her right leg around.... :eek:

[Dervish]

his neck and her left leg.....

[QuietStorm]

...went into a furious spasm.

[Challenger]

arnold had no choice but

[QuietStorm]

to turn around and say .... ;)

[currymee]

"Tell Laura I loved her" ....... :eek: :eek: :eek:

[QuietStorm]

directly to the face of ....

[currymee]

his wife of 20 yeras - SUSAN .... :eek: :eek:

[QuietStorm]

who was 5 months pregnant !! :mad:

[currymee]

Realising his mistake, Arnold quickly ....

[QuietStorm]

...pacified Susan by taking out ....

[currymee]

the garbage and cook dinner ....

[QuietStorm]

at the unearthly hour of ... :eek:

[Dervish]

...ten. Exhausted, he dipped into .....

[Challenger]

the gunk he cooked for

[Dervish]

...it was heavenly to swallow.....

[Challenger]

but the smell was another

[Dervish]

story. Susan was mortified by ....

[Challenger]

arnold's table manners. So she...

[Dervish]

put her foot down and ......

[PeterHng]

folded her arms and told

[Dervish]

Arnold to pick up his ......

[PeterHng]

crumbs or else he has

[Dervish]

to go without his denture.

[PeterHng]

While Susan was berating Arnold,

[Dervish]

for close to two hours.........

[PeterHng]

we are having our break:p

[Dervish]

munching cucumber sandwiches and swatting ....

[PeterHng]

mosquitoes plus insects without fan

[Dervish]

The things nice people do.

[PeterHng]

While watching the movie, we

[Dervish]

did all sorts of things.

[PeterHng]

New storyline unfolded before us,

[Dervish]

"Prison chief jailed", it says.

[PeterHng]

Suspense-suspense-suspense, was repeatedly used by

[Dervish]

a man full of suspense.....(chuckle)

[PeterHng]

While chuckling away, venuspop inadvertantly

[Dervish]

burst a few seams. Horrified,.....

[PeterHng]

arnold ran to his aid..

[Dervish]

with pins and needles galore

[Naka]

and a huge green canvas

[Dervish]

Arnold was pleased with his ....

[PeterHng]

antics and got Susan riled

[Dervish]

and ruffled up with his ...

[PeterHng]

uncalled for assistance. Meanwhile, venuspop,

[Dervish]

whole and intact, suspense eliminated.....

[PeterHng]

watched with horror the fight

(btw, venus no nid to work ar..)

[Dervish]

between leaders of the country

(no nid. you?)

[PeterHng]

politicising all aspects of life

(u student ar..)

[Dervish]

throwing good money after bad

(quid pro quo - 1 question at a time. I no nid to work now. you?)

[PeterHng]

and cutting subsidy, raising price

(oops.. thousand apologies..:p me nid to work but can be free sometimes.. u student ar..)

[Dervish]

making minceball of us all

[PeterHng]

without other revenue or income

(tankiu.. so what do you do during office hours if not student.. hope can ask ar..)

[Dervish]

we will surely go hungry

[PeterHng]

if this continues without abate

(me in trading. u now le?)

[Dervish]

surely we will si-kiau-kiau soon

[PeterHng]

but no worries there's solution

(at home scanning the internet:D)

[Dervish]

Arnold entered the room again

[PeterHng]

To the consternation of present

[Dervish]

....great minds which thought alike.

[PeterHng]

At the home front, Susan

[Dervish]

lonely and itching for attention...

[PeterHng]

shouted to Arnold, "What the

[Dervish]

... traffic police did was wrong !!"

[Doodles]

There was a knock on....

[Dervish]

the door. The traffic police.....

[Doodles]

arrived with three of the....

[Dervish]

most annoying, bickering drivers who....

[Doodles]

were dressed in the most..

[Challenger]

glittery of outfits ala MJ

[Doodles]

A DJ was playing "Thriller"

[Dervish]

..on the radio. Susan struck....

[currymee]

with a SOLID STEEL HAMMER .... :eek: :eek:

[Dervish]

The traffic police was shocked!!

[currymee]

at the sudden outburst and ....

[Dervish]

quite embarrassed by Susan's rage.

[currymee]

She turned GREEN and became ....

[Dervish]

..the most incredibly green hulk(ess?).

(as in Incredible Hulk)

[currymee]

she started throwing cars and lorries ..... :eek: :eek: :p

[Dervish]

she started throwing cars and lorries ..... :eek: :eek: :p

(one two three four five six .......ENAM word ka?)

.....in her torn jeans and .....

[currymee]

OOOOPppppps :o :o :o

bulging muscles and sweat shirt ....

[Dervish]

..and huge mouth bellowing terrible.....

[currymee]

loud phlegm filled chesty coughs .... :eek:

[Dervish]

Arnold, flabbergasted, shocked beyond action ...

[currymee]

stood rooted like a statue ....

[Dervish]

until Susan appeared before him.

[currymee]

slapping him with HULK strength ....

[Dervish]

She was still pregnant, remember?

[Challenger]

How could he had forgotten...

[Dervish]

He put on his sunglasses ...

[currymee]

and said "I'll be back" ..... :D

[Challenger]

...after saying "hasta la-vista" babeeeeee......

[currymee]

and blasted Susan with shotgun ....... :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Dervish]

he mounted his bike and ...

[Challenger]

went on another termination spree

[currymee]

Susan (the Hulkess) uninjured threw a car ....

[Dervish]

over the lake at Putrajaya .....(grin)

[currymee]

hitting Najib on the head .... :D :D

[Dervish]

and kerisman on the toes....

[currymee]

wiping out the Razak-Onn dynasties .... :eek: :eek:

[Dervish]

forever. The others watched in ......

[currymee]

horror as TWO BUY-ELECTIONS are ...

[Dervish]

exposed to blatant untrue lies ... :D :D

[currymee]

Arnold demanded a TOTAL RECALL .... (title of one his movies) :p

[Dervish]

and the elections ERASED. He ...

[currymee]

exposed all those TRUE LIES .... ;)

[Dervish]

all done within SIX DAYS

[birdy]

with the help of FRIENDS

[Dervish]

who were PREDATORS in disguise

[birdy]

but TOOTH FAIRY like attitude

[Dervish]

for they were KINDERGARTEN COP

[currymee]

posing as a RUNNING MAN

[Dervish]

but was CONAN THE BARBARIAN

[currymee]

with Susan as RED SONJA .... :D

[Dervish]

Meanwhile, Susan, reduced in size....

[currymee]

suddenly announced she has TWINS ....

[birdy]

delivering soon in TWIN PEAKS :D

[Dervish]

THE LAST ACTION HERO said....

[currymee]

they will raised as COMMANDOs ... :D

[Dervish]

so much COLLATERAL DAMAGE done

[currymee]

when these TERMINATORS grow up .... (hahaha ... finally managed to use it !! :D )

[Dervish]

RAW DEAL for RUNNING MAN ... :D :D

[currymee]

down the "Streets of San-Francisco" ....

[Dervish]

with two JUNIORs in tow

[currymee]

he called BATMAN and ROBIN .... :p

[Dervish]

with so much RED HEAT (chuckle)

[currymee]

he became Governor of California .... :)

[Dervish]

..and soon kick out Obama...

[currymee]

unless Susan intervened with her ....

[Dervish]

friend, Hillary Clinton, who loved ....

[currymee]

to be President USA herself .... :eek:

[Dervish]

then Bill becomes Secretary (of) States

[currymee]

and USA gets a blowdown ... ;) ;) :D

[Dervish]

and Apanama will frown again

[currymee]

complaining about Jewish domination when ....

[Dervish]

DNA test reveal himself ....a......(drum rolls...climax..*)

[currymee]

once every 500 years occurance ..... :D

[Dervish]

Is he a great man?

[birdy]

or is he IRON MAN

[currymee]

A man history will note ....

[Dervish]

...with color pencils and crayons......(wide grin - sorry, ah...)

[QuietStorm]

What about marker pens ah?

[Dervish]

also can, I think ar...

[currymee]

(hahahaha ... the Neverending story line GONE already thanks to ARNOLD the RUNNING TERMINATOR on RED HEAT having TWINS with RED SONJA over 6th DAYS as he ERASED and cannot TOTALLY RECALL .... hahahaha ... i also blur liow !!)

New storyline:

One fine day in July .... :)

[QuietStorm]

Again, Apaman's a great man? :D

[Dervish]

not so great...medium only

[Challenger]

only he can, you cannot...

[QuietStorm]

cook a perfect meal of ...

[Dervish]

roti canai and ayam masala...

[Challenger]

for a change, apanama decided....

[Dervish]

to shift to Subang Jaya

[birdy]

so he can join USJforum

[Dervish]

He registered himself as MDilemma

[PeterHng]

but was rejected by kwchang:p

[Dervish]

"On what grounds?" he demanded .....

[PeterHng]

as usual from his blog.

[Dervish]

kwchang, at his wit's end ....

[PeterHng]

sheepishly replied that it's taken:p

[Dervish]

Annoyed, he registered again as ....

[PeterHng]

as MDilema but was warned

[Dervish]

some more, two bananas issued !!!!

(mmmm chai si)

[PeterHng]

While in Banana Plantation, he

(bo kiasi la.. one-eye boss not around ma:p)

[Dervish]

shook hands and nagged kwchang...

[PeterHng]

till our friend has to

[Dervish]

beat his lungs and holler !!

[PeterHng]

Meanwhile, Arnold was being punished

[Dervish]

for his terminating spree. The ...

[PeterHng]

punishment was that he has

[Dervish]

to listen to MDilemma nag...

[PeterHng]

for about 60s and then

[Dervish]

..Arnold, agitated, swung his fist ....

[Doodles]

at the ugliest man he

[Dervish]

ever saw. (LOL) Shocked beyond words ....

[PeterHng]

MDilema quickly ducked and managed

[Dervish]

a Jackie-Chan multiple air kick....

(terror huh?)

[Doodles]

only to land on his

[Challenger]

fatty bum-bum...[lol]...pai-say man

[Dervish]

His wife, stethoscope in hand....

[Challenger]

a valium-filled syringe in another...

[QuietStorm]

walking menacingly towards a terrified ...

[Dervish]

man on a stained mattress...

[QuietStorm]

In lighting speed, the cops ... :eek:

[Dervish]

nabbed him. But when they....

[Challenger]

were about to cuff him ...

[Dervish]

..he called in his muscles ....

[PeterHng]

men who are nearby. A

[Doodles]

little bird told me that

[Dervish]

the muscles were actually hired ...

[Challenger]

part-time paper dolls who performed

[Dervish]

at the Sunway Lagoon Hotel...

[Challenger]

before they were caught by

[Dervish]

some aussies from down under ....

[Challenger]

for bribery in the printing...

[Dervish]

of this year's Hell Money

(chinese seventh month coming....ghost need money also...)

[Challenger]

thereafter they upgraded to printing

[Dervish]

..text books for the blind

(I know...they can't see....but you insisted on printing something....)

[PeterHng]

which has the braile system.

[Dervish]

They made some good money...

[PeterHng]

during this month of ghosts

[Dervish]

Happily, they established contact with ...

[PeterHng]

a bigger publishing house to

[Dervish]

print posters for next election

[PeterHng]

and the shenanigan in court

[Dervish]

But they argued about the ....

(Peter, just curious...what happened to FSY in the end?)

[PeterHng]

pkfz out-of-hand matter furiously. Suddenly,

(who's FSY?)

[Dervish]

FSY walked in with allegations ......

(Fung Sai Yuk .....still thinking about Jet Li)

[loderunner]

of wrong doings in the ...

[PeterHng]

high places in the government.

[Dervish]

"It is all a charade"......

[PeterHng]

shouted the Keadilan dailies. However,

[loderunner]

...local grapevine offer some juicy ....

[Challenger]

stories of studs and b***hes

[Dervish]

going topless on offshore yachts.

[Dervish]

The penghulu wiped his saliva ...

[currymee]

after savouring very delicious currymee :D

[Dervish]

which was served at ...where?

[PeterHng]

Choy Kee or Casablanca USJ4:p

[Dervish]

Aiyoh, story so out-of-point now...

[PeterHng]

that's the fun of it ;)

[Dervish]

Penghulu can't eat at ChoyKee !!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[PeterHng]

Nowadays in Bolehland anything can:p

[Dervish]

Relieved, he ate some more...

[PeterHng]

currymee that's served next door

[Dervish]

Currymee entered the scene. He ....

[PeterHng]

was disappointed the Penghulu didn't

[Dervish]

praise the currymee like mad

[PeterHng]

but went to neighbour instead

[Dervish]

He berated the Penghulu while ...

[PeterHng]

savouring his own delicious currymee.