The NeverEnding Story

[Naka]

"What do you mean ah?"

[shthang]

'tak-faham? follow us (2) 14th floor!!' :eek: :eek:

[QuietStorm]

"No! 14's my unlucky number !" :eek: :p

[Naka]

"Why want to follow you?" :mad: :mad:

[birdy]

"Because you are the boss!"

[QuietStorm]

"The choice's yours," they sniggered ...

[Naka]

"Go to hell and out!!" :mad: :mad:

[QuietStorm]

...Naka screamed at the top ...

[Naka]

of his voice and looking.............

[Sugarfree]

at bejing girl's delicious cleavage :eek: ;)

[Naka]

"I am staying here, here!"

[shthang]

'mahu jadi next TBH, huh?'

[QuietStorm]

"Or else, you can give ..."

[shthang]

'...cny angpows to avoid bungyjumping'

[Naka]

"you fellows are really bad!"

[shthang]

'ur naive....but too late!'

[Naka]

" you are all talking nonsense!"

[QuietStorm]

"You going talk only or ..."

[Naka]

"you want a fight outside?"

[QuietStorm]

..threatened the people from the ...

[Naka]

house and all the neighbours.

[birdy]

Another hand, currymee was seen .....

[Naka]

holding a parang and looking.......

[currymee]

hungrily at the fat chicken ......

[QuietStorm]

fried by the Colonel himself ...

[currymee]

who enhanced the secret recipe ....

[QuietStorm]

..with 3 additional secret ingredients ...

[birdy]

and combinations of 12 herbs

[currymee]

making everyone even more addicted ...... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

..than ever before. The Colonel ...

[birdy]

who wants to massly produce

[currymee]

loves adding opium (to) the mix ..... :rolleyes:

[birdy]

That's how Naka involved MACC

[Naka]

macc, combination of 12 ingredients.

[Sugarfree]

sweet potato,carrot,banana,mayonnaise...

[Naka]

balachan, salt, sauce and chilli

[birdy]

sugar, baking powder and MSG!

[Naka]

Those are all 12 ingredients.

[birdy]

to make the macc thingy. :)

[Naka]

which is a new dish

[currymee]

called MAC-C-hicken with added THUD .... :p

[birdy]

for all the Malaysian festivals

[Naka]

But dish is NOT popular.

[currymee]

Dropped from 14th floor - splat .....

[birdy]

NAKA needs to promote massly

[Naka]

I've better things to do! :mad:

[birdy]

So, he outsourced to QS

[Naka]

QS is oso very mad

[birdy]

He then outsourced to currymee :)

[currymee]

Currymee sub-con for 100% profit .... :D

[Naka]

CM gave me 5%% tip... :D

[currymee]

and questions Naka, for what ? .... :confused: :D :D

[Naka]

For running around on errands.

[birdy]

That's what MACC going after. (note : MACC - M'sian Anti-Corruption Commission)

[Naka]

That's what MACC going after. (note : MACC - M'sian Anti-Corruption Commission)

Our MACC is yummy MAC-C-hicken. :D

[birdy]

Our MACC is yummy MAC-C-hicken. :D
That's why, I keep on tuning it. :p

[Naka]

That's why, I keep on tuning it. :p

Turning or 'tuning' the chook .... :D :confused:

[QuietStorm]

Lots of chicken talk today! :p

[birdy]

Because everyone loves Colonel Sanders

[QuietStorm]

and his bucket of finger ...

[birdy]

licking good crispy fried chickens ;)

[Naka]

But the fingers are dirty. :eek:

[birdy]

Who cares! So long its .........

[Naka]

fingers licking yummmy sedap bagus.

[QuietStorm]

...I am a happy man... :D

[Naka]

I am sure you are a happy man.

[QuietStorm]

I am sure you are a happy man.(5 words only! :p)

Meantime, at the corner of ...

[birdy]

(5 words only! )
Maybe you can moderate this thread by giving out bananas or yellow card to offenders :p


a cozy restaurant in town,

[Naka]

It was crowded and busy........

[Sugarfree]

a hottie in short skirt.....

[birdy]

sitting alone with leg crossed. :)

[Naka]

QS sat opposite her across...

[birdy]

watching from head to toe

[currymee]

toe, ankle, knee, thight ..... STOP !!!! :mad:

[birdy]

Sugarfree suddenly blocked the view :o

[shthang]

and walked towards the hottie..

[currymee]

SHe got up and snubbed ....

[Naka]

SF and walked straight (to) QS.

[currymee]

Causing a big fight among them ....

[Naka]

SF gave QS a kick.

[QuietStorm]

QS ducked. The kick landed ...

[currymee]

on Naka's head and face ....

[QuietStorm]

"Call the cops!", shouted Shthang.

[birdy]

Naka said "I can handle"

[currymee]

Out come Bruce Lee kicks .....

[birdy]

Both QS & SF fall flat.

[QuietStorm]

..and the trademark "aauuauuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" scream ...

[birdy]

scare both of them away. :D

[QuietStorm]

Birdy surprised everyone by doing ...

[birdy]

breakdance on the dance floor.

[Naka]

Everyone laughed their heads off. :D :D :D

[birdy]

But birdy could care less ......

[QuietStorm]

..lost in his world of ....

[currymee]

twisting manically on the floor ..... :p

[QuietStorm]

..to the infectious music of ...

[currymee]

Chuck Berry and Fats Domino .....

[Naka]

Then QS started to twist....

[birdy]

followed by SF and Naka.

[Naka]

and joined by CS, SH

[QuietStorm]

The party was on fire! :D

[currymee]

OHs came and stopped everything ...... :mad: :mad:

[QuietStorm]

GJ-girl scrambled to get out ... :eek:

(What! I didn't know she was at the party, too !!)

[currymee]

Naka's OH screamed - YOU WAIT !!!!! ....

[QuietStorm]

Do or die! Naka decided ...

[Naka]

" you left your mobile phone"

[QuietStorm]

(Huh? No continuity-lah, Naka dear. :p)

[currymee]

She threw hp (at) her head ....... :eek: :eek: :eek:

[QuietStorm]

..but the phone hit BJ-girl's ... :eek:

[currymee]

who flew into a rage ......

[QuietStorm]

..but the phone hit BJ-girl's ... :eek:
who flew into a rage ......(Continuity, my friend! :p)

Furious, BJ-girl approached phone-thrower and ...

[birdy]

gave him a sweet kiss .........

[Naka]

" You are sooooo very sweet."

[birdy]

The BJ-girl vomitted after kissing ..........

[Naka]

straight into QS, SF clothing.

[birdy]

QS and SF now stinks :o (wow.. this NeverEnding Story almost come to and end, it has stopped for almost 3 days)

[Naka]

Both took off their cloths.

[currymee]

to reveal their HAIRLESS chests ...... :eek:

[birdy]

and was now half naked ;)

[currymee]

and everyone screamed in DISGUST !!!! :p :p

[Naka]

But birdy clapped her hands :D

[QuietStorm]

Joining in the merriment was ...

[Naka]

CS and SH and BJ-G

[QuietStorm]

A surprise visitor walked in ....

[shthang]

and took everyone's breath away... :eek: ;)

[birdy]

It was Mr Banana Chang! :eek:

[Naka]

Naka brought over a monkey.

[currymee]

A big fight ensued over bananas ..... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Naka's monkey began to make ...

[Naka]

faces at CM and SF

[QuietStorm]

...whose attention was on something ...

[birdy]

more attractive than the bananas.

[currymee]

A fresh bunch of RAMBUTANS !! :eek:

[Naka]

Plus a couple of mangos

[currymee]

freshly plucked from the trees ...

[birdy]

These mangoes are already ripe.

[currymee]

Ripe, sweet and juicy too .... :D

[Naka]

But there are also holes......( in those mangos)

[QuietStorm]

...no thanks to those nasty ...

[gary yap]

... foreigners who treat it like...

[currymee]

big huge orangey yellow kidneys ..... :p

[QuietStorm]

..only available at McDonald's along ... :p

[mediumsliced]

with all-you-can-drink...

[QuietStorm]

yummy Milo and Horlicks, too ! :p

[bzjude]

Splendid night caps those make... :p

[QuietStorm]

...though some may disagree. They ... :p

[bzjude]

are thinking of other caps? ;)

[Doodles]

And these caps are available...

[gary yap]

... at Guardian Pharmacy in Pyramid.

[QuietStorm]

Gary decides to buy a ...

[shthang]

dozen packs with durian flavour

[good to be back here. long absence]

[QuietStorm]

(Welcome back, Shthang. It seems like years since you were last in here. :D)

At the same time, he ...

[Naka]

tried to choose the colors..

[currymee]

from the sky high rainbow ........ :p

[QuietStorm]

that appeared after a long ...

[currymee]

shower followed by sunny sky .... :D

[QuietStorm]

A day to take the ...

[currymee]

dog out for a walk ......

[QuietStorm]

in the park but as ...

[bzjude]

QS draws nearer, he sees...

[QuietStorm]

... a rather peculiar sight. A ...

[Sugarfree]

short man with d biggest.... :eek:

[shthang]

and the longest weapon called.... ;)

[Sugarfree]

a dickarock©,named after a...... ;)

[shthang]

man with d longest-gun, Sugarfree. :D

[Sugarfree]

man with d longest-gun, Sugarfree. :Dbradder,u give me 2much credit lar.:p

..whose sifu,shthang always carries...

[shthang]

bradder,u give me 2much credit lar.:p

aiya bro...dun be happy so early..make sure u got enough bullets and targets :D

...a golden-gun like 007 james-bond ;)

[Sugarfree]

aiya bro...dun be happy so early..make sure u got enough bullets and targets :D bradder,dat's y i told u don't gimme so much credit lar.nanti i disappoint u,no good lar. :p

shthang aims his loaded gun...

[shthang]

and waiting to shoot target... ;)

[bzjude]

Target's out of range, so.... ;)

[PeterHng]

NR begged to meet US

[QuietStorm]

... in a place known as ...

[Sugarfree]

kfc where cm was just...

[QuietStorm]

..about to order a bucket ...

[Eastern Citizen]

but got a spade instead.

[QuietStorm]

Getting up, CM walked straight ...

[QuietStorm]

(Time to bump this up ...:D)

.. to the manager's room and ...

[Sugarfree]

saw naka hugging a startled...

http://planetsmilies.net/angel-smiley-5102.gif

[QuietStorm]

...bear which was taller than ...

[currymee]

a hobbit who escaped from ....

[gary yap]

Las Carretas in Taipan Subang.

[QuietStorm]

(Gary, long time! Welcome back, mate!)

..where traffic seems to be ...

[QuietStorm]

(Gary, long time! Welcome back, mate!)

Strange as it may seem ...

[gary yap]

(Thanx. I don't know how to follow la...)

, the Hobbit is very tall.

[QuietStorm]

His legs appear to be ...

[currymee]

mutated from fast growing taugeh ....

[Sugarfree]

grown in kepong,a town

[currymee]

that's full of cowboy contractors ....

[QuietStorm]

who relish nothing more than ...

[Doodles]

..downing a chilled glass of..

[QuietStorm]

beer but the problem is ...

[shthang]

..who is going to pay?

[QuietStorm]

Shthang shoots up his hand!

[Eastern Citizen]

and quickly pointed to QuietStorm....................

[currymee]

whose jaws dropped wide open .... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

...as he left his wallet ...

[currymee]

full of hard earned CA$H ....... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Currymee pulled out his wallet ....

[currymee]

loaded with LOADS OF MONEY ...... :D :D

[Naka]

made from stocks from Bursa.........

[QuietStorm]

The door opens suddenly and .... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

(Time to bump up the thread ...)

... enters a hairy man with ...

[birdy]

MJ following closely behind him..................... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

..doing the moonwalk while waving ...

[gary yap]

... and clutching his hairy hairy...

[QuietStorm]

...decidedly very revolting pair of ... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

(Let me try to inject some life into here ...)


... rambutans bought at the SS15 ...

[currymee]

pasar malam choked with people ....

[QuietStorm]

(CM, thanks for your participation :D)

..of many races, all dressed ...

[currymee]

for the Halloween Scare Night ...

[QuietStorm]

With brinjals sticking out of ...

[Challenger]

the jack o lanterns...

[QuietStorm]

From a corner, came a ....

[Sugarfree]

whiff of familiar musky aroma...

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy006.gif

[Dervish]

announcing the lady, her cigar....

[Dervish]

and no other could speak

[Sugarfree]

except for her wet,pinkish...

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-devil09.gif

[currymee]

big toe dipped into a .....

[Challenger]

teeny weeny pair of .....clogs

[birdy]

Her look was so fierce .......

[currymee]

like Lick Hung asst headmistress ..... :eek: :eek:

[Challenger]

accessorised with bat-winged specs, wooden ruler in one hand, thumping on the palm of the other....a cycnical smile dawns on her crooked face...

[currymee]

accessorised with bat-winged specs, wooden ruler in one hand, thumping on the palm of the other....a cycnical smile dawns on her crooked face...

(Fuyoh!!! ... I must have hit a HOT button accidentally somewhere ... :p - Challenger - 5 words lah NOT sentences ... :p )

face contorted out of shape .....

[Dervish]

lips curled in sardonic desires...

[Challenger]

she parted her lips slightly....

[QuietStorm]

revealing a pierced red tongue! ...

[currymee]

Walau !! Siow cha-boh lai liow ...... :eek: :eek: (just playing - not being sexist ! :rolleyes: )

[Challenger]

the victim shivered with fear

[Dervish]

"God! Please! Not her tongue!"

[Challenger]

she reached out and grabbed...

[Dervish]

all sorts of moving things

[Challenger]

...but none is of use....

[QuietStorm]

**deleted*** within her grasp including his ....

Opps, Challenger, you posted 1 min faster! :D

..except for a funny-looking tool ...

[currymee]

which is a BIG HAMMER .....

[Challenger]

which is a BIG HAMMER .....

...a plastic toy hammer....urgh...

[currymee]

that goes SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK .... :p

[Challenger]

followed by a loud PHSSSSTTTTTTTT.....

[currymee]

when Quietstorm stuck a pin ....

[QuietStorm]

intentionally placed by Currymee on ...

[Challenger]

intentionally placed by Currymee on ...

sang to rockwell's song]

...but the predator draws nearer...

[QuietStorm]

Arnold appeared with his machine ....

[Dervish]

and blast everybody to smithereen

[Challenger]

then somewhere beneath the ashes

[Dervish]

A huge earthworm looked up

[Challenger]

...my gawd!!! i hate wormsss...

[Dervish]

She didn't. She caress them..........

[QuietStorm]

..like she would a lover ... :eek:

[currymee]

Aisey ... the girl's gone MAD ..... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

There was no turning back...

[Challenger]

slowly....she began removing her...

[currymee]

false eyelashes and teeth for .... :p