The NeverEnding Story

[Naka]

CS gave QS smelling salt... :D

[QuietStorm]

QS slowly recovered, only to ...

[Naka]

look straight into the eyes....

[birdy]

of a hot & sexy lady....

[QuietStorm]

..of Naka's so very cute ...

[Naka]

QS could not think clearly... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

He is too drunk on ....

[Naka]

pungent farts that (is) still around. :D

[birdy]

(Puff! ~ sound effect) QS woke up from dream!

[Naka]

and sweating profusely over (his) nightmares.

[QuietStorm]

A new day has begun.

[Naka]

The air was fresh (&) cool

[QuietStorm]

Three birds are chirping away ...

[Naka]

on (a) tree near the window

[QuietStorm]

CM walks slowly towards them ...

[birdy]

and wish everyone "GongXi FaCai"

[Naka]

The birds smiled at CM

[birdy]

and wish him back also.

The end....


New story please :)

[Naka]

and wish him back also.

The end....


New story please :)


You start a new one.

[birdy]

It was first day CNY,

[QuietStorm]

The relatives are here ! Goodness! :eek: :D

[Naka]

They brought live chicken (&) ducks.. :D

[QuietStorm]

The children are screaming "ang-pow"! :eek:

[birdy]

Everybody greets each other with

[Naka]

a big hug and kiss....

[birdy]

QS never want (to be) left out,

[currymee]

Birdy hitting 5,000 posts now ..... :D

[birdy]

Birdy hitting 5,000 posts now ..... :D
Hey.. off topic leh.. this post will mark my 5,000 posts ... time to celebrate :D :) ;)

[QuietStorm]

(Congrats, Birdy. Now, let's get back to the story...where were we? .... :p)

..so he quickly walked over ...

[birdy]

and hug the prettiest relative.

[QuietStorm]

present that evening. Birdy immediately ...

[Naka]

Rushed for that girl (in) blue....

[QuietStorm]

skirt and cute dimple but ...

[Naka]

she turned & hugged SF.

[shthang]

and this action aroused SF's....... ;) :eek:

[Sugarfree]

appetite 4 a no-holds-barred nite.... :eek:

[Naka]

He was so very happy.

[currymee]

He invites everyone for Yee-Sang .... :D

[Naka]

and told them he pays.

[QuietStorm]

He has a condition, though.

[birdy]

Everyone must perform moon walk ;)

[Naka]

But i dun know moon-walk!

[birdy]

Suddenly, Michael Jackson's soul appeared.... :eek:

[Naka]

Oh M. Jackson! I know now.

[birdy]

Naka performed a fantastic dance ..... :)

[Naka]

" we want more, MORE, Naka."

[currymee]

Naka's OH shouted "SIOW" ..... :p

[Naka]

"Come darling & join me!"

[currymee]

Tina Turner suddenly appeared dancing ....

[birdy]

and sings Simply The Best

[QuietStorm]

Beyonce joins in the merriment!

[currymee]

Naka's OH slapped him (4) gaping ..... :eek: :D

[QuietStorm]

at Beyonce's more than ample ... :eek:

[Naka]

looking at her sexy body :eek:

[QuietStorm]

(Continuity is broken! More than ample .... what?! :p. You could have continued like this: supply of charkt bought from ... :p. )

..wrapped up in silk. Naka ....

[Naka]

(Continuity is broken! More than ample .... what?! :p. You could have continued like this: supply of charkt bought from ... :p. )

..wrapped up in silk. Naka ....

I didn't know what you were thinking...hamsap or what....that's why.

took a closer look and... :D

[QuietStorm]

I didn't know what you were thinking...hamsap or what....that's why.( That's why I suggested "supply of charkt...hehe. If it were SH or SF, then I'm sure they would have chosen a different route... ;) :p )

..saw a tiny, almost undetectable .... :eek:

[Naka]

small fly in the charKT.

[QuietStorm]

small fly in the charKT.( Awesome! That's a good one, though it isn't what I have in mind! :p )

Currymee rejected it outright. Coleslaw ...

[Naka]

took out his camera and

[QuietStorm]

..started to snap away at ...

[Naka]

the fly, table and foods.

[shthang]

it then perched on deep-V-cleavage.... :eek: :eek:

[Sugarfree]

just d excuse ironman needed! http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-580.gif

[Sugarfree]

**lemme do one more line b4 naka masuk later & twist the story in another direction http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-591.gif **

ironman gave bj-g's chest a.....

http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-620.gif

[shthang]

close-up shot using his long.... :eek: ;)

[Naka]

Canon EF Telephoto zoom 330-lens

[birdy]

Unfortunately, the photo turned out

[currymee]

blur and dark as usual .....

[birdy]

Blame it on half-past six ....

[currymee]

Canon camera - should use Minolta .... :D

[Naka]

Blame on the photographer who....

[QuietStorm]

..used Canon. Next time he ....

[birdy]

should choose only Minolta dSLR...

[Naka]

No, it is the skills.

[QuietStorm]

No, it's the quality of ... :D

[Naka]

Photographer's skills is very important

[birdy]

Camera also played important role

[Naka]

The photos were over exposed.

[QuietStorm]

(Golden Rule)You get what you pay.

[Naka]

Pay peanuts, you get peanuts!!

[QuietStorm]

You will get monkeys, too. :D

[birdy]

Suddenly, the camera transformed into ......... :eek:

[Naka]

talking bird, "get ready, smile!" :D

[QuietStorm]

A deep voice startled Birdy ! :eek:

[Naka]

SF & SH called (&) touched

[QuietStorm]

..more of tapped Birdy's shoulder ...

[Naka]

Birdy felt the weights on ...

[QuietStorm]

his left shoulder. He turned ....

[Naka]

and was shocked to see.....

[QuietStorm]

...a mystery figure dressed in ...

[Naka]

all black with a hat

[QuietStorm]

...bought in Petaling Street. His ...

[Naka]

hands and legs were dirty.

[birdy]

He was no one but .......

[Naka]

himself. He looks thin (&) hungry.

[currymee]

As he turns the corner .....

[Naka]

another heavy knock was heard

[currymee]

Louder and closer than earlier ....

[Naka]

"POLICE, Open up! Open Up!"

[birdy]

Birdy opens up the door.

[Naka]

6 Police personnels with warrant....

[birdy]

informing birdy "we're ready, sir!"

[Naka]

Birdy was shocked, "Ready what?" :confused: :confused:

[birdy]

Ready for Ops-saman operation, Sir!

[Naka]

'Saman for what? " Naka cried.

[birdy]

'Saman for what? " Naka cried.
wait a minute ... the cast is Birdy or Naka? Seem no continuity leh :confused:

[Naka]

wait a minute ... the cast is Birdy or Naka? Seem no continuity leh :confused:

As usual, lost the plot. :D :D

"Oh! it's Birdy (who) cried out."

[QuietStorm]

Meanwhile, somewhere in congested Taipan ...

[currymee]

Speed99 sells greentea for RM15.95 ...... :D (QS, cheapest OSK greentea per box in town - remember many months ago)

[QuietStorm]

Speed99 sells greentea for RM15.95 ...... :D (QS, cheapest OSK greentea per box in town - remember many months ago)A big crowd is seen ...

(Yes, I remember. We were talking about it yonks back. Now is a good time to grab a box, I guess. :D)

[Naka]

and they all queue up....... :D

[QuietStorm]

to buy boxes of green ...

[Naka]

tea which were on sale.

[shthang]

all sold out within 1hour.....

[Naka]

1hour glucose test..

[QuietStorm]

..was offered free to those ...

[Naka]

who are needed the most.

[QuietStorm]

Here's one doctor who's kind ...

[Naka]

and willing to help everyone..

[QuietStorm]

..who needed a helping hand.

[Naka]

There is no charge and....

[QuietStorm]

..besides, the good doc has ...

[Naka]

donated to charities and works.

[Sugarfree]

1 day,at his clinic...

[Naka]

He misbehaved with a woman..

[shthang]

...as the damsel was 2hot.... :eek:

[Naka]

and she took off all.........

[shthang]

clothes complaining high fever burning.... ;)

[Naka]

SF quickly took out panadols...

[shthang]

to cooldown his pent-up emotions... ;) :D

[Naka]

The medicine did not work.

[QuietStorm]

... making SF reaching out for ...

[shthang]

..condom stashed in his wallet... :eek: :eek: ;)

[Naka]

But found it was missing. :eek:

[shthang]

'doctor, i'm burning!!!!!' hottie exclaimed..... :eek: ;)

[Naka]

"What happened?" asked Doctor CM.

[shthang]

'i'm too hot to handle!!'

[Naka]

" Easy, take a cold shower!"

[shthang]

'doctor, pls check using stethoscope' ;)

[Naka]

" What? You are telling me (wat to do)?" :eek: :mad:

[shthang]

'i can't wait, just-do it!!!' ;)

[Naka]

"OK, please lie down there!"

[shthang]

'omg! ur my goddess Jessica-Alba!!'

[Naka]

" No lah, you insult me!" :eek:

[shthang]

'fatt-tat lor!!!' dr cm whispered :p ;)

[Naka]

dr-CM couldn't stop his saliva....

[shthang]

dripping upon gawking at 36D-23-36..... :p

[Naka]

embarrassed, dr CM took (a) towel..

[shthang]

he began sweating and took-off :eek: :D

[Naka]

outside the house and he.....

[shthang]

outside the house and he.....
naka....dun try steering into another direction. :D

took a break to cooldown

[Naka]

After 5 minutes, dr CM

[shthang]

returned but the babe left (with SF)... :mad:

[Naka]

A disappointed dr CM was.....................

[shthang]

thumping his chest for missing.... :D

[Naka]

to investigate the cause of......

[shthang]

behind the fiery Jessica Alba...

[Naka]

CM rang SF's mobile and

[shthang]

said 'why hijacking my patient??'

[Naka]

"What are you up to?" :mad: :mad:

[shthang]

'cm, i'm ...ooOoo.......busy now!' ;) :p

[Naka]

" open the door or I..... :mad:

[shthang]

'...call 999!!'. 'Gooooo-ahead, dude' SF.... :D

[Naka]

CM picked up the phone.

[currymee]

He shouted loudly "I RESIGNED" .....

[Naka]

and CM left the house...

[QuietStorm]

..to visit a former girlfriend ! :eek:.

[Naka]

who now resides in Greece.......

[shthang]

Santorini island, waiting 4 ex-beau.... ;)

[Naka]

the landscapes, most spectacular (in the) world.

[shthang]

but she still missed CM... ;)

[Naka]

For CM is a gentleman.

[shthang]

who has great skills in..... ;) :D

[Sugarfree]

..turning a sexy woman on. http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-58.gif

[Naka]

such as his fine cookings...........

[Sugarfree]

and his specialty,d 8inch...

[Naka]

Satay sticks that look yummy.

[shthang]

..high fiber and healthy banana.... :D

[Naka]

full of protein and gravy....

[shthang]

(naka, can defend from 2 S-club taikors?)

it's really fingers licking good ;)

[Naka]

(naka, can defend from 2 S-club taikors?)

it's really fingers licking good ;)

Taikors, ayam trying my level best. :rolleyes:

Like MAC double cheese burgers. :D

[shthang]

Taikors, ayam trying my level best. :rolleyes:
:D

tabik spring!!! ur doing well!

[Naka]

Thank you Tai Koh SH.

[shthang]

caution....SF still lurking around :D

[Naka]

I think SF is harmless... :D

[shthang]

but ur overtaking him soon.. ;)

[Naka]

Yes, that's the target (before) March.. :D

[shthang]

congrats to the incoming champ!!

[Naka]

congrats to the incoming champ!!

Aiya, little bit too early. :D

[shthang]

oni 70posts apart...kowtim soon :D

[Naka]

oni 70posts apart...kowtim soon :D

I know, (but) SF may fly.

[shthang]

he is 2busy with college-students.... ;) :D

[Sugarfree]

he is 2busy with college-students.... ;) :D(i'd better stop all activities and start concentrating on maintaining my no1 position. :D)

who were dressed in skimpy...

[Naka]

outfits that send blood-pressure high. :D

[Sugarfree]

even ironman's pants begins to.... ;)

[Naka]

grow bigger and bigger and... :D


#9,500

[Sugarfree]

...before bjing-girl could react,naka.... ;)

[Naka]

Drived into the cold pool.

[Sugarfree]

unable to control herself, bjing-girl...

[Naka]

oso dived into the pool......

[Sugarfree]

..swimming after shy shy ironman. ;)

[Naka]

Alamak, BJ girl cannot swim!

[Sugarfree]

as bjing-girl started to drown....

[Naka]

QS quickly dived in and......

[Sugarfree]

quickly swam toward d drowning....

[Naka]

Lucky QS was quick and.............


(htg----makan & TV times)

[Sugarfree]

pulled bjing-girl out in time...

[Naka]

But BJ-girl held onto QS

[shthang]

tightly by wrapping her arms... ;)

[Sugarfree]

..around his waist,looking straight...

http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-659.gif

[Naka]

into CM's eyes and smile

[shthang]

she complained 'ironman keeps avoiding (me)'

[Naka]

CM was impressed and he............

[shthang]

said 'poor-baby, cum2 papa here' :D

[Naka]

BJ Girl "Sure, kiss where?

[shthang]

'chin-chai lar, everywhere oso can' ;)

[Naka]

" No kiss ah, hug oni!" :D

[shthang]

'peluk-peluk oso ehsai! ironman jealous??' :D

[Naka]

"yah loh, peluk2 oni ah !" :mad:

(htg-soon 4 Dim Sum---beli long queue at Dragon Restaurant)

[shthang]

QS 'let's make it 3p!' :D

[Naka]

" No way, QS" said BJG

(htg--thxk 4 playing)

[QuietStorm]

"Instead, let me give you..."

[currymee]

2 lucky-number to buy Jackpot .... :D

[QuietStorm]

QS was grinning from ear ...

[Naka]

to ear and looking proud. :D :D

[QuietStorm]

Meanwhile, CM ordered a bowl ...

[Naka]

of loh mee from kopitiam.....

[QuietStorm]

named Lim Raju and Ali ....

[Naka]

But wat is the address?

[QuietStorm]

Taipan in USJ, Subang Jaya

[birdy]

The Lor Mee taste horrible :mad:

[Naka]

The soup was cold, salty.

[birdy]

It is not for human being

[Naka]

It costs RM$6.00 per bowl :D :D

[birdy]

when it costs only RM2.00 :eek:

[currymee]

Better to go to Apollo ...... :rolleyes:

[birdy]

for a nice spicy CKT

[QuietStorm]

..in a "sealed" environment. :rolleyes: :p. Birdy ...

[Naka]

With a 'sealed' chop, it ...............

[birdy]

states "Warning! Highly explosive. Warning!"

[QuietStorm]

Despite the warning, Naka opened ...

[Naka]

it to find (a) big angpau

[QuietStorm]

...containing USD10,000. Naka wondered who...

[Naka]

is so generous and mysterious....

[birdy]

The moment Naka opened, MACC

[shthang]

appeared from nowhere...said 'gotcha!!' :D

[QuietStorm]

"How do you want us ..." :D

[Naka]

"Is that yours? sorri (I) opened!"

[shthang]

'..to proceed from here? towkay' :D