The NeverEnding Story

[currymee]

BJ-girl came bail him out ...

[QuietStorm]

That wasn't easy as (the) authorities ...

[currymee]

said SF blemished CHina's good-name

[QuietStorm]

and hence they had to ...

[currymee]

sent him for celibate rehabilitation .... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

That is SF's worst nightmare ! :eek:

[currymee]

luckily SF woke up immediately ....

[birdy]

He saw a sexy girl

[currymee]

and here we go again ..... :D

[birdy]

The girl turned out to (be)

[currymee]

a blood thirsty sucking vampiress .... :eek:

[Naka]

SF looked for covers under...

[currymee]

the duvet and wet bedsheet .... :p

[Naka]

They were dirty and soiled :eek:

[currymee]

Drycleaning bill is going skyhigh ....

[Naka]

Drycleaning is not required, simply..

[currymee]

burn and go buy new .....

[QuietStorm]

ones at Parkson. Currymee has ....

[currymee]

classified as expensive compared (to) Jusco ...

[Naka]

10% shares in Parkson Shop.

[QuietStorm]

CM's too happy for words.

[shthang]

jumping in joy like jacky-chan

[Naka]

Every girl will love CM.

[Sugarfree]

dat goes without saying,agree?

[Naka]

and they will abandon SF..... :D

[Sugarfree]

going 4 cm who's always.....

[Naka]

Loaded with $$$ from KLSE

[currymee]

unfortunately, CM said not true .... :( :( :(

[Naka]

unfortunately, CM said not true .... :( :( :(

True or not, we know! :D

[currymee]

Just enough to pay bills ...... :)

[Naka]

and to buy foods etc.... :D :D

[shthang]

and buying diamonds for lengluis ;)

[QuietStorm]

all the way from Beijing ... :D

[shthang]

after hearing 'cm, i want' :p ;)

[Naka]

"To eat yummy vanilla icecream.

[shthang]

'' it tastes better with big-cup..." ;)

[Naka]

Double serve but double price.

[shthang]

double treat and double satisfaction ;)

[QuietStorm]

Are having 2 wives (the) same?

[Naka]

CM aiming for a twin.

[shthang]

CM aiming for a twin.

dat need alot of practice ;)

[Naka]

I will have (to) ask CM :rolleyes:

[shthang]

gua and china-dolls caya cm :D

[Naka]

Both SH & CM (are) lucky

[shthang]

but ironman is luckiest with...

(hey naka and QS taikors, gtg now for dinner. tx 4 playing)

[Naka]

BJ-G as a good neighbour.

(SH...enjoy ur dinner...htg...soon)

[currymee]

With free forbidden fruits daily ..... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

but unfortunately, the hot weather ...

[Naka]

badly scorched all the fruits

[QuietStorm]

making them inedible. However, Murphy ...

[Naka]

will try out one and .....

[QuietStorm]

that was a mango. Murphy ...

[Naka]

would look approvingly and makan :D

[QuietStorm]

Murphy ate three mangoes. Naka ...

[Naka]

was happy to see him.

[QuietStorm]

...the happiest dog in town. :D

(Htg. Going out for a meeting.)

[Naka]

we are proud of Murphy.

[QuietStorm]

Murphy suddenly let out a ....

[Naka]

flying kiss into the air..

[birdy]

to another bitch (female dog) that was

[Naka]

No, flying kiss to me. :D

[birdy]

QS grab the flying kiss

[Naka]

which was planted on (his) hand

[currymee]

CM looked (in) shock and dumbfounded ...... :eek: :eek:

[birdy]

Both men started to quarrel

[currymee]

over a dog's flying kiss ...... :p

[QuietStorm]

Murphy is simply too cute! :D

[birdy]

Until come new dog (in) town....

[Naka]

CS also stepped in and...

[QuietStorm]

was shocked to see that ....

(Sorry, cm, I revised my line.Please redo yours. My earlier line didn't quite sound right grammatically.)

[currymee]

claimed "That bitch (female dog) is mine ! " ..... :eek: :eek:

[Naka]

(let's carry on from the last )



didn't know CS lov (the) bitch

[currymee]

CS is always full (of) surprises ....

[QuietStorm]

The biggest surprise, quite shockingly ...

[Naka]

Now CS is missing again? :eek:

[QuietStorm]

(Plot is lost! The biggest surprise surely can't be that CS's missing in usj.com...he appears most infrequently...let me continue from my line for continuity's sake, ok, Naka? Can? :D)

..is seeing CS holding a ...

[Naka]

(Plot is lost! The biggest surprise surely can't be that CS's missing in usj.com...he appears most infrequently...let me continue from my line for continuity's sake, ok, Naka? Can? :D)

..is seeing CS holding a ...

Parang and trying to chop.....

[QuietStorm]

..down a tree! That's a ...

[currymee]

500 years old precious teak ..... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

...grown by 100 year old ... (insert name here :p) ...

[Naka]

Naka from a Himalaya Village

[QuietStorm]

no one has heard of.

[Naka]

There is no paper,TV....

[currymee]

only 100MBps satellite Internet connection .....

[QuietStorm]

Movies downloaded in 10 seconds !! :eek: :D

[Naka]

CM is another bery clev--ber young boy

[Naka]

Movies downloaded in 10 seconds !! :eek: :D

No,no, no, I dun do this things...i oni pray n pray.

[QuietStorm]

CM is another bery clev--ber young boy..but he hasn't appeared for ...

[Naka]

he is cari makan now...

[QuietStorm]

...at KLSE maybe, you think?

[Naka]

Where else if not KLSE.

[QuietStorm]

CS just made RM100,000 !! Wow!

[Naka]

Ayam not in the least surprised.

[Sugarfree]

start new story lar.

bejing girl seductively thrusts her......

[currymee]

hips (in) gyrating dance like Inul ..... :p

[Naka]

Inul Daratista, Pasuruan, East Java, Indonesia. :D

[QuietStorm]

Some guys prefer Anggun's style. ..

[Naka]

But I prefer Mike Mohede.

[QuietStorm]

The door opens! "Helloooo..." says ....

[Naka]

CS in a loud voice...

[QuietStorm]

that reaches the guard house. :D

[Naka]

The guard rushed over and....

[QuietStorm]

..so did his fierce dog

[Naka]

The dog rushed for (the) guard. :eek:

[QuietStorm]

..thinking that he (the guard) was holding....

[Naka]

The dog was mad (and) confused. :o

[QuietStorm]

..thinking that he (the guard) was holding....
The dog was mad (and) confused. :o(No continuity from previous line ... :p)

..and to make matters worse ...

[Naka]

Another dog appeared with CM.

[QuietStorm]

The dog's name is Mack. ....

[Naka]

Mack started fighting (with) CS's dog

[QuietStorm]

There was a loud commotion ...

[Naka]

BJ-G took out (the) water hose..

[QuietStorm]

aimed it at the dogs ....

[Naka]

Naka turned on the water.

[QuietStorm]

Splash, splash! Water was everywhere !

[Naka]

This broke up (the) fighting dogs

[QuietStorm]

"Good," says Shthang, "now I ...."

[Naka]

would like to hug BJ-G

[QuietStorm]

and buy her a nice ...

[Naka]

dinner at an expensive Restaurant.

[currymee]

fattening her up (for) the night ..... :eek:

[Naka]

To wake up nice (and) fresh.

[QuietStorm]

..ready for a day at ....

[Naka]

the office with SF (&) SH.

[birdy]

Since CNY is coming soon,

[QuietStorm]

Naka is planning to invite ...

[Naka]

CM, SH, SF, QS/CS, birdy.

[QuietStorm]

to his house on the ...

[birdy]

first day of lunar year.

[Naka]

and to stay for weeks

[QuietStorm]

(Story doesn't gel!)

[Naka]

(Story doesn't gel!)

Corrected..pl carry on.

~~~~~

and to stay for weeks

[QuietStorm]

Naka also plans to invite ....

[birdy]

KWChang, USJ forum Justice Bao

[Naka]

and also Obama and Osama ... :D

[QuietStorm]

..not forgetting the lovely mother-in-law... :p

[Naka]

Forget the MIL, too talkative :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Besides, she also like to .....

[Naka]

repeat and repeat her conversations. :eek:

[QuietStorm]

and expects you to listen...

[Naka]

That is the main problem.

[QuietStorm]

..with mother-in-laws. Luckily, Naka ...

[Naka]

lives far far away from.....

[QuietStorm]

his mother-in-law. One day ....

[Naka]

My MIL meets your MIL. :D

[QuietStorm]

Good! They leave us ALONE ! :D :D :D

[Naka]

Yes, let them stay together.

[QuietStorm]

Freedom at long frigging last ! :D

[Naka]

Let them talk (on) the phones

[QuietStorm]

Better let them stay together !! :D :p

[Naka]

That I fully agreed 100%. :D

[QuietStorm]

(New story).

It was a hot day.

[Naka]

The mercury climbed up to 45 °C

[QuietStorm]

The residents of Mansion Hill ...

[Naka]

couldn't cope (with the) sizzling hot day.

[QuietStorm]

and decided to head down ...

[Naka]

to the seaside beach for..

[birdy]

a swim. It was such

[Naka]

a refreshing feeling when you...

[birdy]

can enjoy the cooling water

[QuietStorm]

of the sea. A boat ...

[Naka]

with young ppl was approaching..........

[QuietStorm]

with speeds exceeding 140kph ! Goodness ! :eek:

[Naka]

No, no, not that fast.

[QuietStorm]

Yes, it is! Someone shouted ....

[Naka]

The hugh wave created by .....

[QuietStorm]

the speeding boat causing Currymee ...

(Htg.Breakfast, then prep up for tonight's job.)

[Naka]

to run for the shore.

(QS---hv a good day)

[currymee]

for currymee breakfast at HockHin .... :p

[Naka]

CM came back, HockHin closed.

[QuietStorm]

..for the weekend. Lucky thing ...

[Naka]

But the wave knocked CM...

[gary yap]

... Onto Penang Island's curry shop..

[Naka]

Feeling very hungry, CM ordered.

[QuietStorm]

..currymee, lohmee, charkt, chendol and .... :eek: ...

[Naka]

7-up, cola, beer and oranges.

[currymee]

Hang on CM is tea-total ..... :p

[QuietStorm]

Coleslaw says, "Wait a minute ..."

[Naka]

Why have to wait again :confused: :confused: :eek:

[QuietStorm]

I'm very tired of waiting !

[Naka]

" What?" Looking (at) the foods, CM..

[QuietStorm]

decides to start dinner without ...

[Naka]

the rest, CM ate fast......

[QuietStorm]

..and furiously. Someone knocks on ...

[Naka]

the front door very loudly. :eek: :eek:

[QuietStorm]

CM, irritated, throws a spoon ... :eek:

[Naka]

straight into the direction of.............

[QuietStorm]

..a growling, hungry black bear ... :eek:

[Naka]

Bear!!!..where they come from!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[QuietStorm]

The big and hungry bear ....

[Naka]

tore down the main door.

[QuietStorm]

and started to walk towards ...

[Naka]

a frightened CS and CM :eek: :eek:

[QuietStorm]

who were only dressed in ...

[Naka]

a hurry with wet towels.

[birdy]

Suddenly.. a bright start shines

[Naka]

into the room (at) the bear...

[birdy]

The bear could hardly see

[Naka]

and was temporarily blinded and

[birdy]

CS and CM decided to

[Naka]

whack the bear with timbers.

[QuietStorm]

A little voice cried out ....

[Naka]

Please dun hurt my bear.

[Sugarfree]

if you like,you can....

[Naka]

kiss and hug the bear ...

[Sugarfree]

and do a bit more ;)

[Naka]

like kissing the bear's hand

[birdy]

take him as your pet. :p

[Naka]

or take him as bodyguard.

[QuietStorm]

The possibilities are truly endless.

[Naka]

But there are problems too.

[birdy]

They soon realized that it ....

[Naka]

came from the local Zoo.

[QuietStorm]

and that a tiger has .. :eek:

[birdy]

been in loved with her!

[QuietStorm]

Oh, what a lovely couple ! :p :D

[birdy]

Seeing CS & CM, the tiger .... :mad:

[QuietStorm]

..has a tough time deciding .... :p

[birdy]

who's meat is more tender.... :D

[QuietStorm]

CM starts to perspire profusely ...

[Naka]

his face was all blue..... :eek:

[birdy]

the body is shivering non-stop.

[Naka]

his pant seen to be.... :D

[QuietStorm]

...wet. That must be CM's ... :p

[Naka]

whose pant is really wet. :D :eek: :D :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Alamak, mine oso feel wet. :D :eek: :D :eek:No continuity, my friend! You should have continued from "That must be CM's ...":p :p :p :D

[Naka]

No continuity, my friend! You should have continued from "That must be CM's ...":p :p :p :D


whose pant is really wet. :D :D :D :D

[birdy]

The tiger moved closer to ....

[Naka]

the bear (&) lifted his paw

[QuietStorm]

and in lightning speed, it ...

[Naka]

slumped it into the bear. :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Oh, the poor bear! Naka tries ....

[Naka]

to upload the tranquilizer gun

[QuietStorm]

Nake shoots tranquilizer darts at ....

[Naka]

the tiger who turned his .... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

..behind at Birdy and lets ...

[Naka]

out a loud smelly fart.

[birdy]

Birdy quickly flap the wing....

[Naka]

sending the smell to SH. :D

[birdy]

SH counter-attack by letting go

[QuietStorm]

..a really huge one, stunning ... :eek:

[birdy]

with super sound effect that

[Naka]

I think it was smoke-like. :D

[QuietStorm]

Everyone is scrambling to get ...

[Naka]

outside away from the smell. :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Then it started to rain.

[Naka]

Everyone rushed back into (the) house.

[QuietStorm]

There was no choice. Either ...

[Naka]

QS fainted from the smell. :D

[QuietStorm]

or I could've imagine it.