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currymee
19-01-2010, 08:49 AM
BJ-girl came bail him out ...

QuietStorm
19-01-2010, 08:51 AM
That wasn't easy as (the) authorities ...

currymee
19-01-2010, 08:58 AM
said SF blemished CHina's good-name

QuietStorm
19-01-2010, 09:31 AM
and hence they had to ...

currymee
19-01-2010, 10:00 AM
sent him for celibate rehabilitation .... :eek:

QuietStorm
19-01-2010, 10:36 AM
That is SF's worst nightmare ! :eek:

currymee
19-01-2010, 12:39 PM
luckily SF woke up immediately ....

birdy
19-01-2010, 01:22 PM
He saw a sexy girl

currymee
19-01-2010, 01:50 PM
and here we go again ..... :D

birdy
19-01-2010, 02:05 PM
The girl turned out to (be)

currymee
19-01-2010, 02:08 PM
a blood thirsty sucking vampiress .... :eek:

Naka
19-01-2010, 04:13 PM
SF looked for covers under...

currymee
19-01-2010, 04:15 PM
the duvet and wet bedsheet .... :p

Naka
19-01-2010, 04:23 PM
They were dirty and soiled :eek:

currymee
19-01-2010, 04:24 PM
Drycleaning bill is going skyhigh ....

Naka
19-01-2010, 04:34 PM
Drycleaning is not required, simply..

currymee
19-01-2010, 04:44 PM
burn and go buy new .....

QuietStorm
19-01-2010, 05:00 PM
ones at Parkson. Currymee has ....

currymee
19-01-2010, 05:11 PM
classified as expensive compared (to) Jusco ...

Naka
19-01-2010, 05:11 PM
10% shares in Parkson Shop.

QuietStorm
19-01-2010, 05:27 PM
CM's too happy for words.

shthang
19-01-2010, 07:02 PM
jumping in joy like jacky-chan

Naka
19-01-2010, 08:42 PM
Every girl will love CM.

Sugarfree
19-01-2010, 08:59 PM
dat goes without saying,agree?

Naka
19-01-2010, 09:02 PM
and they will abandon SF..... :D

Sugarfree
19-01-2010, 09:05 PM
going 4 cm who's always.....

Naka
19-01-2010, 09:06 PM
Loaded with $$$ from KLSE

currymee
19-01-2010, 09:23 PM
unfortunately, CM said not true .... :( :( :(

Naka
19-01-2010, 09:40 PM
unfortunately, CM said not true .... :( :( :(

True or not, we know! :D

currymee
19-01-2010, 09:42 PM
Just enough to pay bills ...... :)

Naka
19-01-2010, 09:47 PM
and to buy foods etc.... :D :D

shthang
20-01-2010, 06:25 PM
and buying diamonds for lengluis ;)

QuietStorm
20-01-2010, 06:32 PM
all the way from Beijing ... :D

shthang
20-01-2010, 06:35 PM
after hearing 'cm, i want' :p ;)

Naka
20-01-2010, 06:44 PM
"To eat yummy vanilla icecream.

shthang
20-01-2010, 07:00 PM
'' it tastes better with big-cup..." ;)

Naka
20-01-2010, 07:04 PM
Double serve but double price.

shthang
20-01-2010, 07:05 PM
double treat and double satisfaction ;)

QuietStorm
20-01-2010, 07:07 PM
Are having 2 wives (the) same?

Naka
20-01-2010, 07:09 PM
CM aiming for a twin.

shthang
20-01-2010, 07:10 PM
CM aiming for a twin.

dat need alot of practice ;)

Naka
20-01-2010, 07:11 PM
I will have (to) ask CM :rolleyes:

shthang
20-01-2010, 07:13 PM
gua and china-dolls caya cm :D

Naka
20-01-2010, 07:15 PM
Both SH & CM (are) lucky

shthang
20-01-2010, 07:19 PM
but ironman is luckiest with...

(hey naka and QS taikors, gtg now for dinner. tx 4 playing)

Naka
20-01-2010, 07:24 PM
BJ-G as a good neighbour.

(SH...enjoy ur dinner...htg...soon)

currymee
21-01-2010, 10:47 AM
With free forbidden fruits daily ..... :eek:

QuietStorm
21-01-2010, 11:09 AM
but unfortunately, the hot weather ...

Naka
21-01-2010, 11:16 AM
badly scorched all the fruits

QuietStorm
21-01-2010, 11:18 AM
making them inedible. However, Murphy ...

Naka
21-01-2010, 11:28 AM
will try out one and .....

QuietStorm
21-01-2010, 11:31 AM
that was a mango. Murphy ...

Naka
21-01-2010, 11:39 AM
would look approvingly and makan :D

QuietStorm
21-01-2010, 12:07 PM
Murphy ate three mangoes. Naka ...

Naka
21-01-2010, 12:37 PM
was happy to see him.

QuietStorm
21-01-2010, 12:44 PM
...the happiest dog in town. :D

(Htg. Going out for a meeting.)

Naka
21-01-2010, 01:34 PM
we are proud of Murphy.

QuietStorm
21-01-2010, 08:07 PM
Murphy suddenly let out a ....

Naka
22-01-2010, 07:21 AM
flying kiss into the air..

birdy
22-01-2010, 08:02 AM
to another bitch (female dog) that was

Naka
22-01-2010, 08:07 AM
No, flying kiss to me. :D

birdy
22-01-2010, 08:33 AM
QS grab the flying kiss

Naka
22-01-2010, 08:37 AM
which was planted on (his) hand

currymee
22-01-2010, 08:53 AM
CM looked (in) shock and dumbfounded ...... :eek: :eek:

birdy
22-01-2010, 08:57 AM
Both men started to quarrel

currymee
22-01-2010, 09:04 AM
over a dog's flying kiss ...... :p

QuietStorm
22-01-2010, 09:08 AM
Murphy is simply too cute! :D

birdy
22-01-2010, 09:10 AM
Until come new dog (in) town....

Naka
22-01-2010, 09:10 AM
CS also stepped in and...

QuietStorm
22-01-2010, 09:11 AM
was shocked to see that ....

(Sorry, cm, I revised my line.Please redo yours. My earlier line didn't quite sound right grammatically.)

currymee
22-01-2010, 09:11 AM
claimed "That bitch (female dog) is mine ! " ..... :eek: :eek:

Naka
22-01-2010, 09:49 AM
(let's carry on from the last )



didn't know CS lov (the) bitch

currymee
22-01-2010, 10:15 AM
CS is always full (of) surprises ....

QuietStorm
22-01-2010, 10:28 AM
The biggest surprise, quite shockingly ...

Naka
22-01-2010, 10:29 AM
Now CS is missing again? :eek:

QuietStorm
22-01-2010, 11:30 AM
(Plot is lost! The biggest surprise surely can't be that CS's missing in usj.com...he appears most infrequently...let me continue from my line for continuity's sake, ok, Naka? Can? :D)

..is seeing CS holding a ...

Naka
22-01-2010, 11:38 AM
(Plot is lost! The biggest surprise surely can't be that CS's missing in usj.com...he appears most infrequently...let me continue from my line for continuity's sake, ok, Naka? Can? :D)

..is seeing CS holding a ...

Parang and trying to chop.....

QuietStorm
22-01-2010, 01:08 PM
..down a tree! That's a ...

currymee
22-01-2010, 02:00 PM
500 years old precious teak ..... :eek:

QuietStorm
22-01-2010, 02:01 PM
...grown by 100 year old ... (insert name here :p) ...

Naka
22-01-2010, 02:13 PM
Naka from a Himalaya Village

QuietStorm
22-01-2010, 02:15 PM
no one has heard of.

Naka
22-01-2010, 02:19 PM
There is no paper,TV....

currymee
22-01-2010, 02:22 PM
only 100MBps satellite Internet connection .....

QuietStorm
22-01-2010, 02:27 PM
Movies downloaded in 10 seconds !! :eek: :D

Naka
22-01-2010, 02:27 PM
CM is another bery clev--ber young boy

Naka
22-01-2010, 02:29 PM
Movies downloaded in 10 seconds !! :eek: :D

No,no, no, I dun do this things...i oni pray n pray.

QuietStorm
22-01-2010, 02:31 PM
CM is another bery clev--ber young boy..but he hasn't appeared for ...

Naka
22-01-2010, 02:33 PM
he is cari makan now...

QuietStorm
22-01-2010, 02:35 PM
...at KLSE maybe, you think?

Naka
22-01-2010, 02:38 PM
Where else if not KLSE.

QuietStorm
22-01-2010, 02:39 PM
CS just made RM100,000 !! Wow!

Naka
22-01-2010, 02:44 PM
Ayam not in the least surprised.

Sugarfree
22-01-2010, 11:40 PM
start new story lar.

bejing girl seductively thrusts her......

currymee
23-01-2010, 07:34 AM
hips (in) gyrating dance like Inul ..... :p

Naka
23-01-2010, 08:17 AM
Inul Daratista, Pasuruan, East Java, Indonesia. :D

QuietStorm
23-01-2010, 11:05 AM
Some guys prefer Anggun's style. ..

Naka
23-01-2010, 01:36 PM
But I prefer Mike Mohede.

QuietStorm
23-01-2010, 01:49 PM
The door opens! "Helloooo..." says ....

Naka
23-01-2010, 02:23 PM
CS in a loud voice...

QuietStorm
23-01-2010, 02:37 PM
that reaches the guard house. :D

Naka
23-01-2010, 04:14 PM
The guard rushed over and....

QuietStorm
24-01-2010, 09:09 AM
..so did his fierce dog

Naka
24-01-2010, 09:44 AM
The dog rushed for (the) guard. :eek:

QuietStorm
24-01-2010, 09:58 AM
..thinking that he (the guard) was holding....

Naka
25-01-2010, 08:45 AM
The dog was mad (and) confused. :o

QuietStorm
26-01-2010, 12:57 PM
..thinking that he (the guard) was holding....
The dog was mad (and) confused. :o(No continuity from previous line ... :p)

..and to make matters worse ...

Naka
26-01-2010, 01:09 PM
Another dog appeared with CM.

QuietStorm
26-01-2010, 01:13 PM
The dog's name is Mack. ....

Naka
26-01-2010, 01:17 PM
Mack started fighting (with) CS's dog

QuietStorm
26-01-2010, 01:46 PM
There was a loud commotion ...

Naka
26-01-2010, 01:49 PM
BJ-G took out (the) water hose..

QuietStorm
26-01-2010, 01:51 PM
aimed it at the dogs ....

Naka
26-01-2010, 01:54 PM
Naka turned on the water.

QuietStorm
26-01-2010, 02:39 PM
Splash, splash! Water was everywhere !

Naka
26-01-2010, 02:45 PM
This broke up (the) fighting dogs

QuietStorm
26-01-2010, 02:49 PM
"Good," says Shthang, "now I ...."

Naka
26-01-2010, 02:57 PM
would like to hug BJ-G

QuietStorm
26-01-2010, 03:08 PM
and buy her a nice ...

Naka
26-01-2010, 03:10 PM
dinner at an expensive Restaurant.

currymee
27-01-2010, 08:26 AM
fattening her up (for) the night ..... :eek:

Naka
27-01-2010, 10:03 AM
To wake up nice (and) fresh.

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 07:21 AM
..ready for a day at ....

Naka
29-01-2010, 07:39 AM
the office with SF (&) SH.

birdy
29-01-2010, 08:04 AM
Since CNY is coming soon,

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 08:08 AM
Naka is planning to invite ...

Naka
29-01-2010, 08:13 AM
CM, SH, SF, QS/CS, birdy.

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 08:37 AM
to his house on the ...

birdy
29-01-2010, 08:53 AM
first day of lunar year.

Naka
29-01-2010, 08:54 AM
and to stay for weeks

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 08:55 AM
(Story doesn't gel!)

Naka
29-01-2010, 08:58 AM
(Story doesn't gel!)

Corrected..pl carry on.

~~~~~

and to stay for weeks

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 09:00 AM
Naka also plans to invite ....

birdy
29-01-2010, 09:07 AM
KWChang, USJ forum Justice Bao

Naka
29-01-2010, 09:07 AM
and also Obama and Osama ... :D

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 09:10 AM
..not forgetting the lovely mother-in-law... :p

Naka
29-01-2010, 09:11 AM
Forget the MIL, too talkative :eek:

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 09:12 AM
Besides, she also like to .....

Naka
29-01-2010, 09:18 AM
repeat and repeat her conversations. :eek:

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 02:37 PM
and expects you to listen...

Naka
29-01-2010, 03:25 PM
That is the main problem.

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 03:27 PM
..with mother-in-laws. Luckily, Naka ...

Naka
29-01-2010, 03:31 PM
lives far far away from.....

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 03:33 PM
his mother-in-law. One day ....

Naka
29-01-2010, 03:41 PM
My MIL meets your MIL. :D

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 03:47 PM
Good! They leave us ALONE ! :D :D :D

Naka
29-01-2010, 03:51 PM
Yes, let them stay together.

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 03:52 PM
Freedom at long frigging last ! :D

Naka
29-01-2010, 03:53 PM
Let them talk (on) the phones

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 04:04 PM
Better let them stay together !! :D :p

Naka
29-01-2010, 04:27 PM
That I fully agreed 100%. :D

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 04:50 PM
(New story).

It was a hot day.

Naka
29-01-2010, 05:08 PM
The mercury climbed up to 45 C

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 05:44 PM
The residents of Mansion Hill ...

Naka
29-01-2010, 05:57 PM
couldn't cope (with the) sizzling hot day.

QuietStorm
29-01-2010, 06:42 PM
and decided to head down ...

Naka
29-01-2010, 08:09 PM
to the seaside beach for..

birdy
30-01-2010, 07:15 AM
a swim. It was such

Naka
30-01-2010, 07:17 AM
a refreshing feeling when you...

birdy
30-01-2010, 08:27 AM
can enjoy the cooling water

QuietStorm
30-01-2010, 08:36 AM
of the sea. A boat ...

Naka
30-01-2010, 08:42 AM
with young ppl was approaching..........

QuietStorm
30-01-2010, 08:43 AM
with speeds exceeding 140kph ! Goodness ! :eek:

Naka
30-01-2010, 08:52 AM
No, no, not that fast.

QuietStorm
30-01-2010, 09:13 AM
Yes, it is! Someone shouted ....

Naka
30-01-2010, 09:26 AM
The hugh wave created by .....

QuietStorm
30-01-2010, 09:29 AM
the speeding boat causing Currymee ...

(Htg.Breakfast, then prep up for tonight's job.)

Naka
30-01-2010, 09:35 AM
to run for the shore.

(QS---hv a good day)

currymee
31-01-2010, 05:09 AM
for currymee breakfast at HockHin .... :p

Naka
31-01-2010, 06:20 AM
CM came back, HockHin closed.

QuietStorm
31-01-2010, 08:25 AM
..for the weekend. Lucky thing ...

Naka
31-01-2010, 08:31 AM
But the wave knocked CM...

gary yap
01-02-2010, 01:51 PM
... Onto Penang Island's curry shop..

Naka
01-02-2010, 01:57 PM
Feeling very hungry, CM ordered.

QuietStorm
01-02-2010, 01:58 PM
..currymee, lohmee, charkt, chendol and .... :eek: ...

Naka
01-02-2010, 03:00 PM
7-up, cola, beer and oranges.

currymee
01-02-2010, 03:03 PM
Hang on CM is tea-total ..... :p

QuietStorm
01-02-2010, 03:07 PM
Coleslaw says, "Wait a minute ..."

Naka
01-02-2010, 03:19 PM
Why have to wait again :confused: :confused: :eek:

QuietStorm
01-02-2010, 03:25 PM
I'm very tired of waiting !

Naka
01-02-2010, 03:28 PM
" What?" Looking (at) the foods, CM..

QuietStorm
02-02-2010, 07:48 PM
decides to start dinner without ...

Naka
02-02-2010, 07:50 PM
the rest, CM ate fast......

QuietStorm
02-02-2010, 08:04 PM
..and furiously. Someone knocks on ...

Naka
02-02-2010, 08:12 PM
the front door very loudly. :eek: :eek:

QuietStorm
02-02-2010, 08:22 PM
CM, irritated, throws a spoon ... :eek:

Naka
02-02-2010, 08:24 PM
straight into the direction of.............

QuietStorm
03-02-2010, 12:02 PM
..a growling, hungry black bear ... :eek:

Naka
03-02-2010, 12:07 PM
Bear!!!..where they come from!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

QuietStorm
03-02-2010, 02:13 PM
The big and hungry bear ....

Naka
03-02-2010, 02:15 PM
tore down the main door.

QuietStorm
03-02-2010, 02:21 PM
and started to walk towards ...

Naka
03-02-2010, 02:56 PM
a frightened CS and CM :eek: :eek:

QuietStorm
04-02-2010, 12:23 PM
who were only dressed in ...

Naka
04-02-2010, 12:31 PM
a hurry with wet towels.

birdy
04-02-2010, 12:43 PM
Suddenly.. a bright start shines

Naka
04-02-2010, 01:31 PM
into the room (at) the bear...

birdy
04-02-2010, 01:47 PM
The bear could hardly see

Naka
04-02-2010, 01:53 PM
and was temporarily blinded and

birdy
04-02-2010, 01:57 PM
CS and CM decided to

Naka
04-02-2010, 01:58 PM
whack the bear with timbers.

QuietStorm
04-02-2010, 07:47 PM
A little voice cried out ....

Naka
04-02-2010, 10:45 PM
Please dun hurt my bear.

Sugarfree
04-02-2010, 10:46 PM
if you like,you can....

Naka
04-02-2010, 10:56 PM
kiss and hug the bear ...

Sugarfree
04-02-2010, 10:57 PM
and do a bit more ;)

Naka
05-02-2010, 06:22 AM
like kissing the bear's hand

birdy
05-02-2010, 07:08 AM
take him as your pet. :p

Naka
05-02-2010, 07:23 AM
or take him as bodyguard.

QuietStorm
05-02-2010, 08:20 AM
The possibilities are truly endless.

Naka
05-02-2010, 08:27 AM
But there are problems too.

birdy
05-02-2010, 08:31 AM
They soon realized that it ....

Naka
05-02-2010, 08:34 AM
came from the local Zoo.

QuietStorm
05-02-2010, 08:37 AM
and that a tiger has .. :eek:

birdy
05-02-2010, 08:42 AM
been in loved with her!

QuietStorm
05-02-2010, 08:58 AM
Oh, what a lovely couple ! :p :D

birdy
05-02-2010, 08:58 AM
Seeing CS & CM, the tiger .... :mad:

QuietStorm
05-02-2010, 09:01 AM
..has a tough time deciding .... :p

birdy
05-02-2010, 09:02 AM
who's meat is more tender.... :D

QuietStorm
05-02-2010, 09:06 AM
CM starts to perspire profusely ...

Naka
05-02-2010, 09:14 AM
his face was all blue..... :eek:

birdy
05-02-2010, 09:53 AM
the body is shivering non-stop.

Naka
05-02-2010, 09:57 AM
his pant seen to be.... :D

QuietStorm
05-02-2010, 10:17 AM
...wet. That must be CM's ... :p

Naka
05-02-2010, 10:22 AM
whose pant is really wet. :D :eek: :D :eek:

QuietStorm
05-02-2010, 10:24 AM
Alamak, mine oso feel wet. :D :eek: :D :eek:No continuity, my friend! You should have continued from "That must be CM's ...":p :p :p :D

Naka
05-02-2010, 10:46 AM
No continuity, my friend! You should have continued from "That must be CM's ...":p :p :p :D


whose pant is really wet. :D :D :D :D

birdy
05-02-2010, 04:31 PM
The tiger moved closer to ....

Naka
05-02-2010, 04:42 PM
the bear (&) lifted his paw

QuietStorm
05-02-2010, 07:43 PM
and in lightning speed, it ...

Naka
05-02-2010, 07:57 PM
slumped it into the bear. :eek:

QuietStorm
05-02-2010, 08:00 PM
Oh, the poor bear! Naka tries ....

Naka
05-02-2010, 08:10 PM
to upload the tranquilizer gun

QuietStorm
05-02-2010, 08:11 PM
Nake shoots tranquilizer darts at ....

Naka
05-02-2010, 08:22 PM
the tiger who turned his .... :eek:

QuietStorm
07-02-2010, 07:25 PM
..behind at Birdy and lets ...

Naka
08-02-2010, 06:39 AM
out a loud smelly fart.

birdy
08-02-2010, 06:51 AM
Birdy quickly flap the wing....

Naka
08-02-2010, 06:55 AM
sending the smell to SH. :D

birdy
08-02-2010, 08:31 AM
SH counter-attack by letting go

QuietStorm
08-02-2010, 08:54 AM
..a really huge one, stunning ... :eek:

birdy
08-02-2010, 08:58 AM
with super sound effect that

Naka
08-02-2010, 08:58 AM
I think it was smoke-like. :D

QuietStorm
08-02-2010, 09:01 AM
Everyone is scrambling to get ...

Naka
08-02-2010, 09:04 AM
outside away from the smell. :eek:

QuietStorm
08-02-2010, 09:19 AM
Then it started to rain.

Naka
08-02-2010, 09:23 AM
Everyone rushed back into (the) house.

QuietStorm
08-02-2010, 09:27 AM
There was no choice. Either ...

Naka
08-02-2010, 09:31 AM
QS fainted from the smell. :D

QuietStorm
08-02-2010, 09:32 AM
or I could've imagine it.