The NeverEnding Story

[shthang]

Wah, Tai Koh, now you are in Haidian District, Beijing and yet still have time for kok2.. :D
taikor..wat 2 do...it's freezing cold here and HINI virus is everywhere. Safer to stay indoor and yak yak in the virtual world. :D

This going-on 4 another 48hrs..... :eek:

[Naka]

taikor..wat 2 do...it's freezing cold here and HINI virus is everywhere. Safer to stay indoor and yak yak in the virtual world. :D

This going-on 4 another 48hrs..... :eek:

H1N1 everywhere, that's scary...have you had the H1N1 jab yet?..did you bring Tamiflu?

48 hours? Mana boleh tahan !! :eek: :eek:

[shthang]

H1N1 everywhere, that's scary...have you had the H1N1 jab yet?..did you bring Tamiflu?

belum lagi...gotta be careful in places i'm going..will avoid crowded places.


ok...he's been on-diet 2long :D

[Naka]

Yes, he has been fasting !! :D :D :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[currymee]

Yes, he has been fasting !! :D :D :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

WHO? FASTING?

I am off my DETOX (5 words)...... ate like a hungry pig today !!!! :D

[Sugarfree]

WHO? FASTING?

I am off my DETOX (5 words)...... ate like a hungry pig today !!!! :Dwhat about d other thing? (5 words!)......when was d last time u....?.... ;)

[Naka]

like your biological needs lah.................. :D

[QuietStorm]

Good morning, boys and girls .. :D

[Naka]

What a beautiful cool day.

[shthang]

...to rest, relax and recharge.

[Naka]

All my guests had gone...................

[shthang]

everything back2 normal 4 naka (relief) :D

[Naka]

love my normal styles n-routine.

[shthang]

same here, luv my normal-life. :D

[Naka]

Ayam abstaining from drinking wines.....

[shthang]

to prevent my hands landing-on...... ;)

[Naka]

Yes, the hands will be-shaking-like-leaves................

[shthang]

uncontrollably touching on the lengluis'...... :p

[Naka]

yes, with dripping saliva, they'll-understand.

[currymee]

rabied and crazied with lust .... :D

[Naka]

but they were so scare.......................

[currymee]

for their prized honoured innocence .... :D

[Naka]

they moved away to SF.....................

[currymee]

straight into the arms (of) SH ....... :D

[Naka]

Giving warmth to SH (in) Beijing.................

[QuietStorm]

At first SH was surprised...

[currymee]

all lengluis rushed towards him ....... :D

[QuietStorm]

Soon it dawned on him....

[Naka]

He is the best man.....................

[QuietStorm]

for the job. No one...

[currymee]

except SF taikor is better ....

[Naka]

Yes, SF is more aggressive..................

[currymee]

SH must UPGRADE to Challenge ..... :D

[Naka]

They oni go for youth...........................

[currymee]

firm but not enough experience ... :p

[Naka]

speaking from experince again, CM.

[QuietStorm]

CM's a man of experience.

[currymee]

Must know your own taste ..... :D

[QuietStorm]

CM's taste of most refined. :D

[Naka]

CM is a big kaki............................

[currymee]

Cm denies all these claims ..... :D

[Naka]

but ( the ) records can be seen..........................

[currymee]

those records are falsely forged .... :p

[Naka]

(A lot of proposed in the kampong)

but you did it in-Hokkaido.............

[currymee]

run-out of things to say .... :D

[Naka]

run-out of things to say .... :D

yes, we need SF/SH/QS others :D

[currymee]

run-out of things to say .... :D


yes, we need SF/SH/QS others :D

I meant when I was in Hokkaido lah !!! :D

[Naka]

I meant when I was in Hokkaido lah !!! :D

:D :D Hahahahahaa I see :D :D

BTW, where is that CS? He is missing?

[currymee]

:D :D Hahahahahaa I see :D :D

BTW, where is that CS? He is missing?

Dunno, good boy CS AWOL again ...

[Naka]

Dunno, good boy CS AWOL again ...

BTW, what is AWOL ? :confused:

[currymee]

Absent Without Leave - military term :D

[Naka]

He may report (to) Firing Squads

[currymee]

led by our venerable S

[Naka]

The S-Club, Play-Both Ends Club

[currymee]

The S-Club, Play-Both Ends Club

HAHAHAHAHHAAH ..... :D

They will love that HONOUR !!

[QuietStorm]

Dunno, good boy CS AWOL again ...I'm curious, too. Where's CS? :confused:

[Naka]

I'm curious, too. Where's CS? :confused:


He may have gone overseas! :D

[currymee]

He may knock (on) your door .... :D :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Coleslaw! Calling Coleslaw! Come in! :D

[currymee]

( CS scared that Chang is liberally giving free bananas lately ... he don't want to blemish his GOOD BOY REPUTATION - CS still banana free :eek: :p )

You can hide but you ...

[QuietStorm]

can never run away from ....

[currymee]

the banana man aka Chang .... :D

[QuietStorm]

Even as I write, Chang ....

[currymee]

is always watching and monitoring ...... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

One false move and you.... :eek:

[currymee]

get free yellow fruit instantly .... :)

[QuietStorm]

Cry as you may but...

[Naka]

you can never ever escape....................

[currymee]

Chang's (one-eye) avatar is always watching ....

[Naka]

This forum is well managed......................

[QuietStorm]

by a one-man team known...

[shthang]

as ah chang, the mahaguru.... http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-13442.gif http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-13442.gif

[currymee]

Keeper of cyber banana plantation :D

[Naka]

who spring cleaned thoroughly yesterday.

[currymee]

SO brutally efficient and merciless .... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

SO brutally efficient and merciless .... :eek:like Arnold Schwarzenegger blazing away ... :eek:

[Naka]

So fellow surfers, dun play2........................

[currymee]

afterwards all die die standing ....

[Naka]

but can resurrect (under) different nicks......................

[currymee]

Like phoenix rises from ashes ..... :eek:

[Naka]

immediately and starts all over.

[currymee]

until discovered and then flamed ...

[Naka]

more bananas given and banned..........

(htg)

[QuietStorm]

With a cheeky grin, Chang....

[Naka]

"you lots! more work (for) me!".................. :mad:

[currymee]

luckily new harvest season (at) BP :)

[Naka]

Banana now cost A$6/= kg.............. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[QuietStorm]

Banana now cost A$6/= kg.............. :mad: :mad: :mad:(Luckily bananas here are cheap or else Chang go "pok-kai". :p)

Grow your own bananas, Naka. :D

[currymee]

USJ4 Pasaraya selling RM2.70 per kg

[Naka]

(Luckily bananas here are cheap or else Chang go "pok-kai". :p)

Grow your own bananas, Naka. :D

The highest price was going at A$14.99 kg 4-5 yrs ago...lowest around A1.99 kg....dun know why now it's A$6/=....tell Chang abt it and he may think of 'jalan2' to export them from his BP. :rolleyes:

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I planted but not successful............. :eek:

[currymee]

You must get right breed ..... :D

[Naka]

You must get right breed ..... :D

I bot the banana plants from the flea market...ayam brand lah...never grow more than 3 ft after 5 yrs :eek: :mad:
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ayam brand, too cold, mati.

[currymee]

I bot the banana plants from the flea market...ayam brand lah...never grow more than 3 ft after 5 yrs :eek: :mad:
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ayam brand, too cold, mati.

I think you (got) MALE bananas !!! :p

[Naka]

got male or female meh? :confused:

[currymee]

I remember someone told me ..... :confused: (better check Google or Wikipedia)

[Naka]

That someone may be right...........................( the banana trees had "eaten" my parang long ago)

[currymee]

Need a banana expert (to) verify ....

[QuietStorm]

No banana no talk, friend! :D

[currymee]

Male and female bananas only ... :D

[QuietStorm]

I didn't think of that. :p

[currymee]

Bananas can eat both ends .... :D

[Naka]

Bananas make regular bowel movement................

[currymee]

That one I 100% agree ...... :p (good DETOX food)

[Naka]

But at $6/=kg, (I) take apples..................(cheaper)

[currymee]

Go for papayas also effective .... :D

[Naka]

papayas oso not cheap..oranges (cheap)

[currymee]

Pomelos? what about good pomelos ?

[Naka]

pomolos are also not cheap....................(pomolos & papayas--a bit hard to grow)

[currymee]

like that eat high-fibre celery ..... plenty in Oz :D

[Naka]

I still go for fruits................................

[QuietStorm]

Organic fruits are the best.

[Naka]

but the price (is) also steep...................

[QuietStorm]

Health is important. Go organic. :D

[currymee]

Cheap, tasty, good and healthy :D ..... BANANAS :)

[QuietStorm]

Cheap, tasty, good and healthy :D ..... BANANAS :)Cheating! That's 5 words! :p

Bananas are cheap, easily available.

[currymee]

Cheap, tasty, good and healthy :D ..... BANANAS :)
No-lah .... only 5 words .....then explanation !!


Not for Naka, maybe Chang ...

[QuietStorm]

No-lah .... only 5 words .....then explanation !!Explanation should have been in (). :p. Ok, I'm just being picky. :D :D.

You got a point there.

[Naka]

If your bowel movement is irregular, pay a visit to Chang's BP.
...

Chang got the answer (for) you.

[currymee]

Cheaper and better than laxatives ..... :p

[Blue Jasmine]

, never run out of stock

[currymee]

best banana plantation on earth .... :D

[Naka]

They come with different varieties (too)..........................

[currymee]

neverending harvest served fresh promptly .... :D

[Naka]

there are overripe bananas everywhere ................

[Blue Jasmine]

waiting to be eaten by

[QuietStorm]

naughty boys and girls, too....

[currymee]

You have to be banned .... :D

TO truly enjoy its beauty .... (ok, I make 2 sentences this one time only !!)

[Naka]

(ayam continuing on 1st sentence.)

temporarily for few days only.......................

[QuietStorm]

(Help! The NeverEnding Story is mutating, too!! :p)

then you may return to....

[currymee]

hustle bustle of USJ forum ...

[QuietStorm]

where everyone is expected to.....

[Naka]

be responsible in their posts......................

[currymee]

unless you are someone "special" ...

[QuietStorm]

...in which case, you're granted ...

[currymee]

highest level of leniency lor .....

[Naka]

where got such thing in-USJ-Forum!! :mad: :D

[currymee]

Great impersonation of Chang, Naka !!! :D

[Naka]

You dun play play ah! :(

[currymee]

Life is never truly fair .... :p

[QuietStorm]

Life is never truly fair .... :p(That is correct. CM is making big $$$ while I play word games on the computer. :( :p)

Make the best of it.

[currymee]

(That is correct. CM is making big $$$ while I play word games on the computer. :( :p)

Make the best of it.

(No-lah, I live a very inconsistent income existence - some days good, some days apa pun tak ada, like today !!)

One day at a time ....

[Naka]

One step at a time!!......................

[currymee]

Opportunity comes grab both hands !! :D

[Naka]

once in a blue moon................................

[currymee]

Once a month at KLSE .... :D

[Naka]

You oso have period meh?


( htg----eyes blur2 )

[currymee]

Yes, KLSE MONEY COLLECTION PERIOD :D

[Naka]

Yes, KLSE MONEY COLLECTION PERIOD :D

you meant blood in KLSE? :rolleyes:

[currymee]

Hahaha .... somebody else's blood hopefully .... and not mine :eek:

No, what I meant was, KLSE swings with monthly regularity, can make decent profit monthly ... i.e. earn a living ;)

[Naka]

Hahaha .... somebody else's blood hopefully .... and not mine :eek:

No, what I meant was, KLSE swings with monthly regularity, can make decent profit monthly ... i.e. earn a living ;)

Oh I see, you are a sharp observer..I suppose that's where the lubang is.

[currymee]

Oh I see, you are a sharp observer..I suppose that's where the lubang is.

It takes a while to learn and spot the cyclical trends and I am talking about the mid-size to blue chips stocks - good ones - NOT THE WILD SPECULATIVE ones - that one, make fortunes if on the right boat but risk level is crazy!!

Back to story :eek:

KLSE is a REAL CASINO !!

[Naka]

you make it (or) go pok-kai. :D

[QuietStorm]

Winning - such an adrenalin rush. :D

[Naka]

Hope your heart is strong..........................

[QuietStorm]

It is. I just checked.

[Naka]

with a langluis or doctor?

[QuietStorm]

What do you think, Naka?

(My heart is good to take news of a million ringgit windfall. :D As for your suggestion of a lenglui encounter, I won't comment as my other half may be lurking in here. Never ask for trouble. Never find trouble. Unless trouble finds me. But then, I can always pass trouble to SH or SF. :p :p :p)

[currymee]

QS, your OH also check on you on forum ??? What is her nick? We can go and gasak her for you ;) FREE SERVICE !!

Act don't think too much ...

[QuietStorm]

QS, your OH also check on you on forum ??? What is her nick?She's not a member but she does pop in once in a while. She's what you may call a "lurker" with a roller-pin held behind her back! :p (I'm kidding, honey! She sees this, I'm done for! :p)

Take bull by the horn

[currymee]

Carpe diem and all that .... :D (simply taruh, since it is a 2-word)

[Naka]

Like this, QS got problems ...........( record poor--that's Y checks)

[QuietStorm]

Behave is the keyword, friend.

[currymee]

Behave! go study (in) Lick Hung :D

[gary yap]

... cos there are hot babes.

[currymee]

... cos there are hot babes.

In Lick Hung (SJKC) ???????????? :eek: A bit young aren't they ?? :p

or maybe the school teachers .....

[Naka]

Talking bad abt the school ah......no proof......u wan banana to eat? :eek:


Lick Hung, a good school.....................

[currymee]

My son starting Std 1 .... (next year at Lick Hung) ... I will go and see got hot babes or not? :D

[Naka]

Your son should be happy............................

[currymee]

You really must be joking ..... :eek:

[Naka]

what? happy (to go) to school mah...............

[currymee]

He prefers staying at home .... :p

[Naka]

After 3 days, he (prefers) school.......................

[currymee]

Got new friends or homework? :D

[Naka]

New friends more important, CM !! :cool:

[QuietStorm]

New friends more important, CM !! :cool:Tell me. Boyfriends or girlfriends? :p

[currymee]

Go co-ed schools opposite sex-lah ....... (anyway he is entering Std 1, he can wait another 10 years before any funny ideas !!) :D

[Naka]

Tell me. Boyfriends or girlfriends? :p

I personally think a normal school with both sexes is good.

[Naka]

Go co-ed schools opposite sex-lah ....... (anyway he is entering Std 1, he can wait another 10 years before any funny ideas !!) :D

You sound like a strict father... :o

[currymee]

You sound like a strict father... :o

(Yup !! Certain boundaries must be drawn clearly - but within that boundaries, .... )

CAN DO AS YOU PLEASE :D

[QuietStorm]

But father is naughty. How? ;)

[currymee]

Where got? Father is saint :p

[QuietStorm]

Saint only while at home. :D

[currymee]

Hahaha .... :D

Yes, a devil in disguise !! :p

[QuietStorm]

I didn't say that, ok! :p

[Naka]

OK, I got the message.................

[QuietStorm]

Coconut is up and running. :p

[currymee]

Go Naka go go go ...... :D

[QuietStorm]

Go chase black pussycat away!

[Naka]

I haven't seen pussycat lately.............

[QuietStorm]

Where has the pussycat gone?

[Naka]

I also do not know!....................

[currymee]

Pussycat snuggling with Beijing lenglui ....... :D

[Naka]

Lenglui should look somewhere else......................

[currymee]

Why? She likes black pussycat .... :p

[Naka]

no wonder, no BF yet.

[currymee]

(HUH? Lenglui NO BF - how do you know? have you ever spoken to her? )


Yet(i) lives in the Himalayas .....

[Naka]

(HUH? Lenglui NO BF - how do you know? have you ever spoken to her? )


Yet(i) lives in the Himalayas .....

Yes, spoken to here many times re her over-hanging tree branches, her garden weeds, her faulty sprinker system....she is a nice girl but dun know much abt works outside her house.

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To be amongst the monks :D

[currymee]

(What-lah you ! Those topics will put any girl off :p - OH must be eagle you when you talk to her, in case you turn into a TIGER also !! ) :D

Living a holy celibate life .....

[Naka]

(What-lah you ! Those topics will put any girl off :p - OH must be eagle you when you talk to her, in case you turn into a TIGER also !! ) :D

Living a holy celibate life .....

My record is sooooooooo good, how can OH get funny idea!

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and storing up your energy.....

[currymee]

( If I WERE A GIRL, I will not trust any guy !!)

Pent-up energy not too good .... :p

[Naka]

( If I WERE A GIRL, I will not trust any guy !!)

Pent-up energy not too good .... :p

You are not a girl, so you dun know! :rolleyes:

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Yes, it is so true....................

[currymee]

Afterwards can be volcanic explosion ....

[Naka]

follow by hot melting lava

[currymee]

Burning everything in its path ..... :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Naka]

causing untold sufferings and destruction....................

[currymee]

but replenish earth (with) fertile soil

[Naka]

giving the ppl new hopes..........................

[currymee]

planting new seeds for growth .....

[QuietStorm]

I'm curious, Naka. What doesn't your lengui neighbour have a boyfriend? What's her story?

when you least expect it!

[Naka]

I'm curious, Naka. What doesn't your lengui neighbour have a boyfriend? What's her story?

when you least expect it!

I'll ask my lenglui neighbour, hope she does not give me a nasty look. :rolleyes:

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Soon everything is all forgotten

[currymee]

I'll ask my lenglui neighbour, hope she does not give me a nasty look. :rolleyes:


She won't give you a nasty look immediately - she will think you are interested in her .... hahaha ... then if she thinks you are hamsap and don't like older men, then she will give you a nasty look !! But beware, if she responds to you then DIE - killed by OH ... or just call us, we will come over and take her off your hands ... :p esp our two sifus, SF and SH

Never forgotten, all fresh memories ....

[Naka]

She won't give you a nasty look immediately - she will think you are interested in her .... hahaha ... then if she thinks you are hamsap and don't like older men, then she will give you a nasty look !! But beware, if she responds to you then DIE - killed by OH ... or just call us, we will come over and take her off your hands ... :p esp our two sifus, SF and SH

Never forgotten, all fresh memories ....



Yes, I may need SH & SF around then. :rolleyes:

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They will have stories (to tell ) forever.

[currymee]

They will surely enjoy that ....

[Naka]

They will surely enjoy that ....

But after a few years when everything is forgotten:-

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Another horror explosion occured and.................

[currymee]

Tiger Wood banged 8 HIOs :eek:

[Naka]

Tiger Wood banged 8 HIOs :eek:

What holes are you referring (to) ?

(htg---swimming---back after 3.30pm)

[currymee]

What holes are you referring (to) ?

(htg---swimming---back after 3.30pm)

BANANA type of HOLES lah (i.e. I mention them I get banan-ed !! :)


Luck you, enjoy your swim !! :D

[Naka]

BANANA type of HOLES lah (i.e. I mention them I get banan-ed !! :)


Luck you, enjoy your swim !! :D

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Yes, a good 3/4hr none-stop............... :D

[currymee]

Naka swim like a fish ...

[Naka]

sometimes only when (there) is form...............

[currymee]

really? I expect better consistency ...

[Naka]

Certain day, (after) 1/2hr, near dead...............

[currymee]

So what was your longest?

[Naka]

So what was your longest?

I stick to 3/4 hr every 2nd day cos' u dun wan to use up tomoro's energy. :D


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45 minutes at the most.

[currymee]

Non-stop that's quite a feat .... for me I stop for a breather every 2 laps !! :D

[Naka]

Non-stop that's quite a feat .... for me I stop for a breather every 2 laps !! :D

Then you are definitely not fit........................ :eek:

[currymee]

Not that, my strokes sucks, so by 2 laps, completely LOST my rhytm - gtg now !! :)

[Naka]

Not that, my strokes sucks, so by 2 laps, completely LOST my rhytm - gtg now !! :)

You have to learn to relax your hands while you do the strokes

[currymee]

Is that the secret then ... ? :eek: (I am usually tense in my kicks though)

[shthang]

naka, your 'strokes' are good.... ;)

[Sugarfree]

You have to learn to relax your hands while you do the strokesand miss out on all the fun?!no way,jose! ;)

ha!dat i dun doubt. ;)

[shthang]

naka has a powerful waist..... :p

[Sugarfree]

to please the fussiest pussycats ;)

[shthang]

pussycats were fed satisfactorily. meeeeeeow! http://www.myrealestate.com.my/images/smiles/icon_geek.gif

[Sugarfree]

pussycats want second helpings,how? http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-58.gif

[shthang]

no-worries...ironman stronger than tiger

[Sugarfree]

ironman pumping at full steam!

http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-580.gif

[shthang]

and stroking non-stop for 3/4hour :eek:

[Sugarfree]

nak,ironman cum master blaster! ;)

[shthang]

that's why blackpussycat stay away http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-8470.gif

[Sugarfree]

pussycat from china still available. ;)

[shthang]

and restless waiting for ironman's....... ;)

[Naka]

Naka passes blackpussycat to SH/SF................

[currymee]

They rubbed their hands GLEEFULLY :D

[Naka]

Grateful to me for doing (so)...........................

[currymee]

They said THANK YOU TAIKOR !!

[QuietStorm]

CM was wondering when he ...

(Htg. Going out to run an errand. See you guys. Thanks for playing.)

[Naka]

and off they went (to) work

[currymee]

Work all day and night ...... :(

[Naka]

night is full of actions......................


(htg---to buy Lotto)