The NeverEnding Story

[wsl]

the alien expected but insist

[evecyanide]

on having green chillies with

[ghj]

a massive mixture of various..

[evecyanide]

brands of gun powder and

[wsl]

curry powder with sambal belacan

[evecyanide]

further spiced with tabasco sauce

[PeterHng]

to really burn the eater

[evecyanide]

till smoke came out of

[PeterHng]

nostrils, ear, mouth and whatever

[evecyanide]

else which allowed smoke to

[PeterHng]

seep and go thru without

[evecyanide]

even a hint of smell :p

[PeterHng]

but that explosion spoilt everything :mad:

[evecyanide]

cos it spewed sulfur everywhere

[PeterHng]

and all the snakes and

[evecyanide]

lizards scampered wildly away from

[PeterHng]

fire and went all directions

[evecyanide]

north, south, east and west

[PeterHng]

evecyanide is the best and

[evecyanide]

PeterHng is no less. Suddenly,

[PeterHng]

a storm is brewing overhead,

[evecyanide]

with dangerous dark twirls forming

[Mike_Scofield]

people running for shelter everywhere

[evecyanide]

, every covered gutter was full

[PeterHng]

my prayer was answered again, (amen)

[evecyanide]

as out of nowhere, Superman

[PeterHng]

came to the rescue but

[evecyanide]

he forgot his underwear so

[PeterHng]

got to make a U-turn.. :D

[evecyanide]

Meanwhile, Superman's mum found his

[PeterHng]

girlfriend in the toilet unconscious,

[evecyanide]

with his red underwear nearby :D

[PeterHng]

which could be the cause

[jianwei85]

of his happy life recently

[evecyanide]

and also the mysterious faintings

[ghj]

as the result of excessive ....

[AllUrban]

leaping over tall buildings to.......

[mon]

steal undergarments and sell them

[PeterHng]

at flea market, usj.com here

[wsl]

offers discount for each underwear

[mon]

, those used side A&B FOC

[evecyanide]

, buy one get one cape

[PeterHng]

in the great Malaysian sale

[ghj]

that is always happening all...

[AllUrban]

day and all night, with....

[PeterHng]

a vengence and without any

[jianwei85]

clue on where bm007snr went?

seriously..nvr heard from him..lost a?

[evecyanide]

The mysterious disappearance of bmr

[PeterHng]

and sudden emergence of eve..

[evecyanide]

put questions in the minds

[PeterHng]

of the forumers who she

[jianwei85]

told them that everything is

hi peter!

[evecyanide]

going just fine and that

[ghj]

they need to go vacation...

[ginaphan]

to a secret hiding place .....

[evecyanide]

where no man has ever

[jianwei85]

found a woman before this

[evecyanide]

, therefore goers have to wear

[PeterHng]

tight bikinis and must dive :D

[ghj]

into the deepest part of..

[AllUrban]

the blue lagoon, knowing that.....

[PeterHng]

Brooke-Shields was starring in it

[evecyanide]

as the sultry innocent girl

[wsl]

always hiding behind the bush

[PeterHng]

to play hide and seek

[Metal]

when suddenly, they discovered something

[tupai]

mini-durian shaped and shiny

[lady-o-leisure]

which looked quite like a

[jianwei85]

rambutan without any rambut now

[evecyanide]

, shimmering and it seems to

[PeterHng]

all the charateristics of a

[ghj]

glittering furry eel which emits ~~~

[jianwei85]

a skunk-like smell to attack

[AllUrban]

the evil nebulon, lord of

[wsl]

the neverending land filled with

[AllUrban]

sprays of pepper and chants....

[bm007snr]

of ladies experiencing pleasure. An

[jianwei85]

yo! bm007snr! welcome back!

apple fell down and hit

[ghj]

the tip of Pinochio's nose ~~~

[Teeque]

which exploded into smithereens to

[wsl]

demostrate loyalty to faraway land

[ghj]

situated at the North Pole ~~~

[AllUrban]

in Canadian Territory. Santa Claus ....

[alexhay]

is coming to town...

[orange88]

Santa brought his wife along

[ghj]

to join him in his ~~~

[AllUrban]

open-top, candy-apple red.........

[Flynn]

bloomers which red ants had

[ghj]

planned a massive big party ~~~

[wsl]

for the two USJ stalkers

[ghj]

and guess who are they ~~~

[AllUrban]

going to stalk next? Well, ........

[jianwei85]

some baboons came running out

[AllUrban]

and demanded the right to

[evecyanide]

vote in the next election

Hi people of usj.com... I'm back....! :D

[PeterHng]

and equal with human rights

(welcome back Eve.. very tanned already I cyber-see.. :p)

[evecyanide]

which, I think will not

(Tks Peter...Tanner than the last time I came back from Phuket lor...) :p

[PeterHng]

go against the international animal

(hehe... show us de pics when v meet next tt or potluck/potblessed gathering lor... :p)

[evecyanide]

book of laws and regulations

(Peter... ok... next time show pic :p)

[PeterHng]

at the recent Geneva Conventions

(c u... :p)

[Flynn]

conveniently held in Geneva. Anyway,

[mon]

the baboons came in tu-tus

(Hello Flynn, welcome home eve!)

[PeterHng]

and they caused havoc in

[mon]

The underground tunnel and held

[PeterHng]

the participants hostage and demanded

[mon]

all to eat 10 biji durians

[PeterHng]

which were raw and difficult

[mon]

to sit-on summore. They tried

[PeterHng]

to open but cannot bcos

[mon]

the scissors were blunt. C2pid-la

[jianwei85]

looking at cupid shooting arrows

[evecyanide]

got a silly idea of

(Thanks Mon... it's good to be back)

[Flynn]

hiring the incredible, world-famous troupe of

[evecyanide]

"The flying trapeze" to perform

[wsl]

at fourth floor, PM Department

[PeterHng]

, 5th flr making final decision,

[mon]

highest flr for easiest exit

[PeterHng]

, letting gravity work its way

[AllUrban]

because no one can resist........

[evecyanide]

the apple falling from the

[jianwei85]

tree again while it knocks

[evecyanide]

down the bowling pins which

[jianwei85]

dangled from the polar bear

[ghj]

round head which looks like ~~

[AllUrban]

a big, growling, furry, white

[wsl]

ball filled with sticky liquid

[evecyanide]

coming out from the nostrils

[AllUrban]

of a very sick little

[evecyanide]

green, one eyed monster who

[Flynn]

drinks Milo every night. But

[PeterHng]

indigestion set in suddenly due

[mon]

to grace the toilet bowl

[PeterHng]

which is brand new one

[evecyanide]

but has a chip at

[AllUrban]

the corner. Still, he loved

[mon]

the sound of the dripping

[PeterHng]

rainwater from the gutter that

[evecyanide]

runs right outside his house

[ghj]

and flow through the Niagara ~~~

[AllUrban]

river, on the way to the.......

[Flynn]

Great Cistern In The Sky.

[PeterHng]

and finally rains back earth

[jianwei85]

forming a gigantic cheese cake

[PeterHng]

was sold to Secret Recipe

[Flynn]

which I will avoid. Back

[wsl]

to Lost, all creatures begin

[evecyanide]

to crawl out from their

[PeterHng]

their nests and invading the

[castlegard]

territory of north Zulu whereas

[jianwei85]

the same time Siti Nurhaliza

[tupai]

lookalike dons itsy-bitsy, skimpy

[black widow]

yellow polka dot bikini, and

[tupai]

dances lustily while a flashing

[Sasha]

strobe light accentuated her figure

[tupai]

driving Siti's new hubby up

[Flynn]

you know where. At once,

[black widow]

Datuk hopped into his City

[tupai]

zipping recklessly in FedH'way

[Flynn]

ignoring the increasingly insistent, urgent ...

[jianwei85]

call of nature! Beep! BeeP!

[Flynn]

went the phone in his

[ghj]

bunch of Afro hair that ~~~

[Flynn]

also sported an antenna, a

[wsl]

second-hand tiara, bouncing up and

[Flynn]

down, off and on, in

[AllUrban]

and out. Finally he answered............

[Flynn]

"Wei? Apa lu mahu? Lu ..."

[evecyanide]

punya kancil tengah blocking my

[PeterHng]

path, the road is big,

[jianwei85]

and i go call MPSJ"

[PeterHng]

to complain abt ppl swindling

[mon]

and a fraudulent scheme is

[jianwei85]

found to be Ultraman kicking

[mon]

Superman off his insideout red

[PeterHng]

with kryptonite altogether thrown out

[mon]

of his home in Penang...then

[PeterHng]

flew to Malacca the then

[mon]

to wallop 50 chicken riceballs

[PeterHng]

then stomach became bloated and

[jianwei85]

until he vomit yellow grass

[wsl]

with golden rings glittering like

[AllUrban]

T.G.I.Friday's onion rings, which he

[wanmei]

found a lil's creature crawling

[PeterHng]

from under the plate and

[wanmei]

crush that powerless baby in

[PeterHng]

the hole with hammer which

[evecyanide]

once belonged to Thor, God

[Flynn]

of Thunder, who said, "Alamak! ...

[mon]

Who let the dogs out...!

[PeterHng]

Then thunders went forth and

[Flynn]

humans thought, "Thor's bent over!"

[PeterHng]

"Something was seriously wrong" said

[Flynn]

Thor's stomach. But the problem

[PeterHng]

lies in his head which

[twohands]

is situated between his ugly

[Flynn]

sister's armpits. "Methinks," quoth he,

[ghj]

still wonder what is he ~~~

[mon]

alien? donkey? dinosaur? a fish??

[PeterHng]

Finally, he concluded he's a

[LMei]

girl! How could it be?

[PeterHng]

Because she's sending enticing signal

[evecyanide]

to her next door neighbour

[jianwei85]

and found Zhang ZhiYi stealing

[PeterHng]

the look and ended up

[jianwei85]

in Sitibank with Dr. K trying

[AllUrban]

to explain that he loves

[Flynn]

sitting on settees with Siti.

[ghj]

sitting on settees with Siti.

Suddenly, he laughed like a ~~~

[AllUrban]

maniac with too much time

[mimosa]

while holding his

[Flynn]

clock, his watch, his sundial,

[evecyanide]

his sun-block and a pair

[PeterHng]

sandal and sunbathing at Phuket

[evecyanide]

, made eve green with envy

[PeterHng]

eventhough she's invited but declined :D

[Flynn]

the tentative tries of the

[mimosa]

lifeguard, whose name was Michael

[evecyanide]

Jordan, who had the best

[mon]

durians from Pengneng to donate

[Flynn]

to Pengsan. Through Jordan's nose,

[jianwei85]

he smelt what the rock

[evecyanide]

was cooking, "Hmmm.... buffalo curry

[mimosa]

and sambal petai with

[evecyanide]

smelly tofu. He invited Tun

[AllUrban]

to sample the freshest, most

[evecyanide]

tastiest part of the dish

[Flynn]

(the buffalo's petai'd eye) and

[mimosa]

suddenly, the stove was in flames

[Flynn]

(the sambal was too hot!)

[AllUrban]

As the flames rose up...

[Flynn]

a face appeared within. It

[AllUrban]

smiled nastily, showing very sharp

[Flynn]

nicotine-stained teeth. Aghast, Tun peered

[evecyanide]

into the milky-way, he saw

[AllUrban]

that the future he expected

[evecyanide]

was not like what he

[jianwei85]

imagined as he robbed 6 banks

[Flynn]

with a watermelon stuck on

[evecyanide]

his head. Blinded he rushed

[Flynn]

at a saber-toothed cockroach which

[wsl]

failed to shine. Growing weary...

[evecyanide]

he continued his search for

[Flynn]

the blonde dish named Diana

[evecyanide]

which managed to escape from

[mimosa]

the asylum located at outer

[Flynn]

Mongolia. Shouldering his AK-47, he

[PeterHng]

emptied the bullets magazine on

[orange88]

the naked girl in bed

[evecyanide]

which got a shock of

[Flynn]

blond hair (Diana dish, mah)