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QuietStorm
09-09-2009, 09:13 PM
...plus free flow of wine...
fRaNkY
09-09-2009, 09:22 PM
... fresh oysters with tabasco sauce...
QuietStorm
09-09-2009, 09:25 PM
...charkuitiau with really big prawns!... (:p)
shthang
09-09-2009, 10:15 PM
Unfortunately the natives are fasting...... :D
QuietStorm
09-09-2009, 10:18 PM
Not only that but they...
shthang
09-09-2009, 10:28 PM
kept Sugarfree and his girlfriends...
QuietStorm
09-09-2009, 10:32 PM
..from doing what Sugarfree had...
shthang
09-09-2009, 10:37 PM
wanted to realise his fantasies....
QuietStorm
09-09-2009, 10:38 PM
Naka showed up, dripping wet...
shthang
09-09-2009, 10:44 PM
half naked lurking slowly behind....
fRaNkY
09-09-2009, 11:02 PM
QS and then suddenly there....
QuietStorm
09-09-2009, 11:03 PM
..was an explosion. A huge...
hole appeared among the dust ...
panic, everyone ran for cover....................
QuietStorm
10-09-2009, 11:11 AM
Naka took out his camera...
took series of stunning photos..............
Sugarfree
10-09-2009, 05:18 PM
......of nubile young things in...
shthang
10-09-2009, 07:45 PM
skimpy attire. Excited Sugarfree quickly.....
Sugarfree
10-09-2009, 08:13 PM
.....took out his vidcam and ...
shthang
10-09-2009, 08:23 PM
conveniently neglecting his girlfriends' safety...
fRaNkY
10-09-2009, 10:00 PM
QS shouted, Look up! sugarfree....
saw 5 girls looking down.............
smiling and waving to beckon ...
SF was dumbfounded, stared, lost....................
QuietStorm
11-09-2009, 09:57 PM
..confused, undecided, a tad frustrated...
didn't know what to do................
QuietStorm
12-09-2009, 05:05 PM
..nor what to eat for...
the sandwiches look yummy, tasty
QuietStorm
12-09-2009, 06:03 PM
...to the last delicious bite.
bite here and there hungrily.......................
Sugarfree
13-09-2009, 09:09 AM
looking down at shthang, she... ;)
planted big kiss his forehead..........
QuietStorm
13-09-2009, 03:59 PM
Naka appeared holding a camera...
clicked, alas flat battery, frus.............
QuietStorm
13-09-2009, 04:04 PM
More frustrated was Shthang because...
he's 3/4 buried in sands..........
QuietStorm
13-09-2009, 04:18 PM
...and couldn't move his arms...
..He exclaimed " get me out".............................
QuietStorm
13-09-2009, 04:38 PM
A scorpion was slowly crawling ... :eek:
shthang
13-09-2009, 07:29 PM
on his backside. He farted....... :D
Sugarfree
13-09-2009, 10:23 PM
....so strongly, his pants ripped! :eek:
shthang
13-09-2009, 10:38 PM
and catapulted scorpion to Sugarfree ;) :D
Sugarfree
13-09-2009, 11:42 PM
sf ran for his life! :eek:
and fell into the arms.................
QuietStorm
14-09-2009, 10:07 AM
..of a tribal lady with... :eek:
black teeth and foul smell.....................
gary yap
14-09-2009, 04:06 PM
... Not forgetting her big mammaries. :D
didn't know what to do....................
PeterHng
14-09-2009, 05:04 PM
sf asked naka how ar...
shthang
14-09-2009, 05:09 PM
Suddenly, scorpion stung her chest....
Sugarfree
14-09-2009, 05:35 PM
screaming out loudly, she reached...
shthang
14-09-2009, 05:47 PM
out to SF and grabbed his.... ;)
smooth hands in real appreciation..............
shthang
14-09-2009, 05:55 PM
smooth hands in real appreciation..............
Taikor, she is in pain lah...where got time to appreciate somebody hands
his hands were like Obat............... :D
Sugarfree
14-09-2009, 06:41 PM
obat? what is that ah? :confused:
the hands have healing powers.............................
Sugarfree
15-09-2009, 02:07 PM
:D
naka puts his hand on... ;)
the bite, she feel better....................
shthang
15-09-2009, 06:05 PM
but SF volunteers to suck..... :p
out the poison, lovable man.....................
shthang
15-09-2009, 06:57 PM
despite tribal-lady not taken bath.......
Tribal-Lady----The Second In Command.....................
shthang
15-09-2009, 07:10 PM
grateful with the courageous act.....
Sugarfree
15-09-2009, 07:11 PM
....decided to award sf with...
shthang
15-09-2009, 07:16 PM
a marriage with local tribe-lady :eek: :D
Sugarfree
15-09-2009, 07:20 PM
(come on shthang, gimme a happy ending, man! looks like i've to create my own destiny! ok, here goes!....)
...who looked like angelina jolie!
shthang
15-09-2009, 11:11 PM
ok ok your wish is my command, sifu...here it goes....i'll continue from last word "Jolie"
's mother but she's hot!! ;) :D
QuietStorm
15-09-2009, 11:22 PM
Too Hot Ta Trot! Woooo!
shthang
15-09-2009, 11:31 PM
it's rhinestone cowboy!....siapa horse???!!! :p
QuietStorm
15-09-2009, 11:34 PM
Glen Campbell! Southern Nights rocks!
Glen Campbell, reminded me of that round of golf with him few years back :D
I played golf with-him....
Sugarfree
16-09-2009, 10:59 AM
and the story continues. shthang...
fatt tat, Hang Sang flies.
QuietStorm
16-09-2009, 06:47 PM
Buys us all dinner at...
Kin Kin yummy foods there.............
QuietStorm
16-09-2009, 07:16 PM
I am very hungry already!
shthang
16-09-2009, 09:34 PM
Riding an old horse, Sugarfree... ;)
Sugarfree
16-09-2009, 11:14 PM
...screamed out a loud 'yeeeeeeehhaaaaaaaaa'...
shthang
16-09-2009, 11:23 PM
poor "old-horse" suffering from gyrations.... :p
too-much action that's Y, gyrations..................
Sugarfree
17-09-2009, 11:53 AM
gyrations so strong, that neighbours...
think he is really sick.....................................
Sugarfree
17-09-2009, 05:06 PM
...and tired of the old...
dirty houses and smelly drains........................
QuietStorm
17-09-2009, 05:42 PM
All the money in the...
Sugarfree
17-09-2009, 07:00 PM
..world just can't buy me.........
shthang
17-09-2009, 07:01 PM
but one hottle melts Sugar ;)
Sugarfree
17-09-2009, 07:07 PM
on the other hand, shthang...
shthang
17-09-2009, 07:17 PM
is so pure with integrity.. :D (ahem, ahem,cough)
Sugarfree
17-09-2009, 07:35 PM
so says his evil assistant. :D
shthang
17-09-2009, 07:44 PM
Boring-lah..start new topic, bro!
Sugarfree
17-09-2009, 07:49 PM
Boring-lah..start new topic, bro!(6 words there, bro! a hypen doesn't convert 'boring-lah' into one word. :p :D)
new story? you start, taikor! :D
shthang
17-09-2009, 07:55 PM
you really taichi king...TNS! :D
Sugarfree
17-09-2009, 08:00 PM
:D
~new story!~
naka cries out, grabbing his...
shthang
17-09-2009, 08:02 PM
crotch in pain as there...
Sugarfree
17-09-2009, 08:09 PM
...were not one but four...
they were a rough lot..................
Sugarfree
17-09-2009, 10:47 PM
(continuity, taikor. there were four what? you should tell us lar...four hot women, maybe? :D)
sensing trouble, shthang took a...
shthang
17-09-2009, 10:51 PM
long weapon under un-fore-skin circum-cision... :p :D (very soli for my bad english spelling.. ;) )
Sugarfree
17-09-2009, 11:06 PM
..and inserted it into pamela's... :eek:
shthang
17-09-2009, 11:11 PM
big mouth to check cavities... :p (dentist is a lucrative profession esp. in s'gor, wannabe like me also boleh, no? :D )
QuietStorm
18-09-2009, 12:08 AM
As it turned out, Pamela...
Gave it strong hard bite..........................
Sugarfree
18-09-2009, 10:09 AM
..causing a strong jet of... :eek: ;)
jules
18-09-2009, 01:26 PM
bad breath on Khir Toyo..
Toyo..eh eh eh..toyota?.............................
QuietStorm
18-09-2009, 06:25 PM
Have Toyo (ta),Will Travel (to) Disneyland?
Disneyland-such lovely theme park....................................
Sugarfree
19-09-2009, 03:17 PM
the hong kong one's small :c
Too small-losing plenty money......................
Sugarfree
19-09-2009, 03:29 PM
too small-girl lost interest! :eek:
Sugarfree
19-09-2009, 03:36 PM
my friend. not me lar. :D
wah, you beri 'ken chow'....................
Sugarfree
19-09-2009, 03:44 PM
blue pill to the rescue! :p
Bill pill---not good idea......................
Sugarfree
19-09-2009, 03:49 PM
why not? everyone is happy. ;)
too much, may die horizontally..........................
Sugarfree
19-09-2009, 03:55 PM
everyone dies eventually. enjoy now.
true oso--now scare oredi.................
Sugarfree
19-09-2009, 04:09 PM
enjoy now. then no regrets. :D
Regrets? never, ever, never, ever.
QuietStorm
19-09-2009, 10:12 PM
A life of no regrets. :)
shthang
20-09-2009, 10:26 AM
work-hard, play-hard, sure no regrets!
Sugarfree
20-09-2009, 11:58 AM
play hard. sure no regrets ;)
regrets, ayam not available then........................
Sugarfree
20-09-2009, 08:27 PM
some likes it hot. agree?
shthang
20-09-2009, 11:45 PM
everybody likes hot...who doesn't?
Sugarfree
20-09-2009, 11:52 PM
some have low libido drive. :rolleyes:
shthang
20-09-2009, 11:57 PM
unless something is too flaccid (you hv this problem??) :D
Sugarfree
21-09-2009, 12:12 AM
fortunately,i'm strong. ;) you, taikor? :D
shthang
21-09-2009, 12:14 AM
BIG...worry gohmen "privatise" it :D
Sugarfree
21-09-2009, 12:29 AM
playing with your words again? :p
QuietStorm
21-09-2009, 09:11 AM
The Bee Gees. Love them!
Sugarfree
21-09-2009, 09:39 PM
where are they now indeed...
QuietStorm
23-09-2009, 09:40 AM
A new story's coming up. :D
Sugarfree
23-09-2009, 04:33 PM
she opened the window, only...
QuietStorm
24-09-2009, 09:34 AM
...to realize that she had...
... not brush her hair and ...
QuietStorm
24-09-2009, 10:32 AM
...the cutest boy across the...
(This boy must be only 3 yrs old & he asked me politely if he could swim in a 50m lane--"sure," I said and he completed it in style) :D :D
pool, can I swim here?
QuietStorm
24-09-2009, 09:34 PM
"Yes," said a kindly man.
Eastern Citizen
25-09-2009, 12:17 AM
"Yes," said a kindly man.
Suddenly, 20 elephants appeared and..........................
Sugarfree
25-09-2009, 10:15 AM
....the strangest thing happened right...
in front of the vehicle.....................
shthang
26-09-2009, 09:21 PM
Seeing that, Naka immediately rushed..
to grab the nearest camera......................
shthang
26-09-2009, 09:49 PM
to capture this moment-of-truth. Suddenly...
two he elephants started fighting................
shthang
26-09-2009, 09:54 PM
like small kids ;) over banana
Sugarfree
26-09-2009, 10:00 PM
the big,ugly,egoistic bully...
Banana, see fav. foods photos
shthang
26-09-2009, 10:04 PM
Poor Naka was squeezed-out by
Sugarfree
26-09-2009, 10:13 PM
...a huge elephant who lived...
shthang
26-09-2009, 10:29 PM
a dull life and looking....
Sugarfree
27-09-2009, 10:07 AM
like 15 miles of bad...
QuietStorm
27-09-2009, 01:59 PM
..road filled with ugly potholes?
after few days of rain..........................
Sugarfree
28-09-2009, 05:38 PM
he turns into a horrible...
shthang
28-09-2009, 07:42 PM
beast like Jekyll and Hyde
coleslaw
28-09-2009, 07:44 PM
that you, coles? asked quietstorm...
QuietStorm
28-09-2009, 10:18 PM
Nooooo! (followed by hideous laughter). My name starts with.... ( :D )
a Mister, ends as Law................
QuietStorm
29-09-2009, 08:12 AM
Very subtle but ouch! Ha! :D
QS is beri funny fellow....................
gary yap
29-09-2009, 10:18 AM
... Who loves yellow humsap movies. :D
Sugarfree
29-09-2009, 10:30 AM
shudn't hamsap movies be blue? http://planetsmilies.net/confused-smiley-17429.gif
Wah, he is ham ah?http://planetsmilies.net/smilies/happy/
Sugarfree
29-09-2009, 10:42 AM
who's talking about me again?
http://planetsmilies.net/tongue-smiley-8843.gif
QuietStorm
29-09-2009, 12:30 PM
QS is beri funny fellow....................Naka is a good man... :)
Quietstorm, a good man indeed.
http://planetsmilies.net/skipping-smiley-1898.gif
shthang
29-09-2009, 05:49 PM
(let me start a new story)
Two men were polishing shoes.... :D
Sugarfree
29-09-2009, 10:09 PM
....belonging to taikor shthang who...
http://planetsmilies.net/grinning-smiley-9514.gif
bought them in London's Harrods..http://planetsmilies.net/cool-smiley-8925.gif
shthang
30-09-2009, 10:22 AM
Suddenly, a girl came by..
Sugarfree
30-09-2009, 11:56 AM
..and a tight, warm hug.
shthang
30-09-2009, 01:07 PM
It took their breath away.....http://planetsmilies.net/grinning-smiley-9520.gif
Sugarfree
30-09-2009, 01:53 PM
naka couldn't help reaching into...
http://planetsmilies.net/winking-smiley-41.gif
gary yap
30-09-2009, 02:28 PM
... his pockets for his condoms. :confused:
No, was checking my mobile........................
gary yap
30-09-2009, 03:23 PM
... phone for the nearest pharmacy :p
no, looking for mates, SOS........................
shthang
30-09-2009, 06:32 PM
Naka seems plotting a gang-......... :p :D
give chance to my mates.http://planetsmilies.net/aim-smiley-6349.gif
shthang
30-09-2009, 06:46 PM
give chance to my mates.http://planetsmilies.net/aim-smiley-6349.gif
Taikor...this is a never ending game and you keep putting an ending statement w/o connecting to the earlier posting....like that no fun lah!! Let me continue your last sentence as below.
The girl teased Naka for.....
a kiss, hug and cigarette....................
Sugarfree
30-09-2009, 07:16 PM
but naka only could offer...
http://planetsmilies.net/angel-smiley-5100.gif
siewdanny
01-10-2009, 05:17 PM
... sweets as she don't smoke...
(maybe someone could compile all these to have a continuous read - would definitely be hilarious)
QuietStorm
01-10-2009, 08:30 PM
(maybe someone could compile all these to have a continuous read - would definitely be hilarious)(Excellent idea, SiewDanny. Let's hope someone will do that. :))
....and doesn't drink beer either.
shthang
02-10-2009, 08:16 AM
like the story of who will bell the cat...who volunteer to put all these together in a Never Ending Story book?
Instead she wanted a kiss.... :D
she has mouthful black-beetle nutshttp://planetsmilies.net/flag-smiley-7322.gif
shthang
02-10-2009, 12:58 PM
but Naka finds it sexy...
to introduce here to SF....................................
shthang
02-10-2009, 05:15 PM
Sek tuck mo sai, SF....http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-1043.gif
Sugarfree
03-10-2009, 02:35 AM
saw shthang spreading the girl's... http://planetsmilies.net/shocked-smiley-9444.gif
shthang
03-10-2009, 08:29 AM
both arms hugging "Sugar" daddy http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-13385.gif
SF was mentally, physically aroused.http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-7253.gif
QuietStorm
03-10-2009, 10:48 PM
..to the point that Naka....
SF is still hidden inside?
QuietStorm
04-10-2009, 08:06 AM
..the brick house by the...
shthang
04-10-2009, 02:30 PM
I found the above postings are all disjointed and not forming a never ending story. C'mon guys, we cud do better than this...don't we? http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-13291.gif
...Malibu beach overlooking bikini beauties
QuietStorm
04-10-2009, 10:57 PM
Naka, not being able to....
see clearly uses a binocular............................
shthang
05-10-2009, 11:59 AM
like baywatch guards but focussing on... :p
sharply, sexy, curvy, tanning babes..............
shthang
05-10-2009, 12:23 PM
(bro, now you are back and talking on the same wavelength...seems the walk at flea mkt yesterday and the pau this morning helps..)
sunbathing and topless. Drooling SF ...http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-13588.gif
forcefully and grabbed my binocular................................
shthang
05-10-2009, 12:44 PM
He's so happy with eye-candy http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-13657.gif
He couldn't keep his legs still...............
shthang
05-10-2009, 12:53 PM
His both hands also trembling....
I gave SF a beer..................................
QS gave SF a beer..................................
shthang
05-10-2009, 01:51 PM
to cooldown his urge from.... ;)
to steady his trembling hands..............
Sugarfree
05-10-2009, 05:26 PM
after all, pink is his... http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-1034.gif
favourite color which he likes...........................
Sugarfree
06-10-2009, 09:51 AM
so very much especially when...
... a cute chick is wearing ...
QuietStorm
06-10-2009, 03:05 PM
..a tudung and baju kebaya.
totally shockingly out of place...............
Sugarfree
06-10-2009, 05:40 PM
naka expected her to misbehave! ;)
expected her to go home..................................
shthang
06-10-2009, 06:28 PM
naka offered her staying overnight....http://www.myrealestate.com.my/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Sugarfree
06-10-2009, 06:40 PM
...at his posh mansion by...
shthang
06-10-2009, 06:46 PM
quiet and secluded private beach :D
Sugarfree
06-10-2009, 06:50 PM
all went very well until...
http://planetsmilies.net/angry-smiley-168.gif
shthang
06-10-2009, 06:55 PM
naka insisted a free "HINI-jab"... :D
Sugarfree
06-10-2009, 07:02 PM
needle is clean, he said...
http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-52.gif
nah, wrong timing she said........................
shthang
06-10-2009, 07:06 PM
pain is unavoidable but good... :D
no, no way, no way.................................
shthang
06-10-2009, 08:08 PM
She refused. Naka recommended oral....
SF jumped queue, took charge................
shthang
06-10-2009, 09:28 PM
by holding a funny-looking object...http://www.myrealestate.com.my/images/smiles/icon_geek.gif
Sugarfree
06-10-2009, 10:55 PM
...that looked like a banana...
http://planetsmilies.net/grinning-smiley-9526.gif
shthang
06-10-2009, 11:06 PM
but closer look it's a...
Sugarfree
06-10-2009, 11:18 PM
...special japanese invention called a...
http://planetsmilies.net/tongue-smiley-8853.gif
shthang
06-10-2009, 11:21 PM
"zhi-cho-wan-yuen", a toy specially for....
Sugarfree
06-10-2009, 11:26 PM
..lonely women who miss their...
http://planetsmilies.net/shy-smiley-17315.gif
shthang
06-10-2009, 11:28 PM
pet that they used to..
Sugarfree
06-10-2009, 11:32 PM
hold, cuddle and then insert... :eek:
shthang
06-10-2009, 11:37 PM
hold, cuddle and then insert... :eek:
pui fook..real sifu in action http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-13442.gif http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-13442.gif http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-13442.gif
into the rear end of ...
Sugarfree
07-10-2009, 12:09 AM
thkz.ur on a roll2. :D
..naka's all-time favourite, long lost...
thkz.ur on a roll2. :D
..naka's all-time favourite, long lost...
Aiya, dun know how to tell you ah :D :D
Looks like your thought is all in 1 direction---ie ham sap lah---I oso lost liao :D
QuietStorm
07-10-2009, 06:34 PM
( QS to the rescue! Naka, let me see if I can help you out of your predicament. :p )
TV, stolen by a dastardly...
shthang
07-10-2009, 07:57 PM
(SF taikor, pls be less "ham" to encourage more forumers to join in, failing which, there will be soon left few of us playing ping pong here and boring lahhttp://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-13754.gif ....pls have a word with your good friend lah, ok? :p )
nakal Salt-free, SF's good friend. :D
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