The NeverEnding Story

[Sugarfree]

i oso, in the morning

[shthang]

morning's flag is flying high :p

[Sugarfree]

standing at attention at hottie ;)

[Naka]

hottie not for you brudder

[shthang]

there's a "gesture" for respect

[Sugarfree]

screw the respect, gimme hottties! ;) :p

[shthang]

some is hungry on Sunday :p

[Naka]

hottie for me bad bad

[PeterHng]

why is it so, naka?

[Sugarfree]

naka's salivating already. naughty boy! ;)

[Naka]

Naka can see hottie oni

[PeterHng]

must be nakal when younger

[Sugarfree]

hottie on naka's lap grinning

[Naka]

not popular no good man

[PeterHng]

not popular but very popular:)

[Sugarfree]

hotties like. that's what counts. :D

[Naka]

hotties like $$$$$ and $$$$$$$$$$

[shthang]

hotties like five-some like now :D

[Sugarfree]

got $$$ will enjoy rides ;)

[Naka]

cannot ride now bad back

( going for my afternoon nap--C U)

[shthang]

Sifus here great...i stand-down!

too hot here..need a break

[Sugarfree]

go for stimulating massage then ;)

/thanks for playing. be going out for lunch/

//yeah, we do have a bunch of sifus here. to complete the picture, we need some 'see-muis'//

[Naka]

nap, gym, feel better now.

[shthang]

what happen to you, Naka?

[Naka]

Nothing, my normal daily routine.

[Sugarfree]

u left out 1 thing ;)

[QuietStorm]

And what is that thing?

[Naka]

oh spa, sauna and swim

[Sugarfree]

(let's get back on track with what's originally intended. sTory tellIng. :D)

the waitress, dressed in a...

[Naka]

( agreed, in fact, i can be blurr most times)

long cheong sum partly exposed

[Sugarfree]

(don't worry about it. the fun's in the mistakes sometimes :p)

..to the gaze of naka ;)

[Naka]

with saliva flowing like rivers

[Sugarfree]

..dripping down his chin, onto...

[Naka]

his shirt and wet it....

[shthang]

The hottie waitress gives Naka...

[QuietStorm]

..a reprimanding stare, followed by...

[shthang]

a middle finger to Naka :D

[Naka]

Naka fell off his chair...........

[fRaNkY]

still keeping an eye on ...

[shthang]

the voluptuous hottie with a...

[Naka]

must have this gal look.............

[shthang]

The hottie walks towards Naka

[Naka]

but passed him to shthang.............

[shthang]

and whispered to him that....

[Naka]

she is looking for franky................

[shthang]

the handsome photographer who likes :D

[Naka]

but he's only a boy...............

[shthang]

who will get excited easily....

[Naka]

true, tell that to franky.

( have to go to Mac for coffee now)

[shthang]

normal reaction for a boy :D

[Naka]

to get curious, sexcited, easily

[QuietStorm]

Also normal for older men :p

[Naka]

Not all men, some uncontrollable.

[shthang]

SF is a living example ;) :D

[Naka]

I do not know that...........

[QuietStorm]

And neither do I, Shthang. :)

[Naka]

shthang is just like me.

[shthang]

saw my name, miss me?

[Naka]

yah loh, quiet, slow here............

[QuietStorm]

Manukan Island is simply awesome. :D

[Naka]

awesome indeed, did u swim?

[shthang]

Is Manukan better than Redang?

[Naka]

Redang I dun know, google.

[shthang]

I went both, Redang better

[QuietStorm]

I haven't been to Redang.

[Naka]

Redang, here I come 2010.

[QuietStorm]

May beat you to it! :p

[Naka]

You are the Boss, man.

( hv to go for a nap now, sorri..)

[QuietStorm]

Me small fry, you boss. :D

[shthang]

why all taikors so humble?

[Naka]

one hill higher than another...........

[shthang]

one cloud higher than other

[Naka]

every cloud has different colors

[decypher]

Chatting in 5 words ah?

[QuietStorm]

Old pal with new nick? :p

[shthang]

every cloud has different colors

One mountain no 2 tigers

[QuietStorm]

Ascend mountains frequently'll meet tigers :eek: (Chinese proverb)

[shthang]

Difficult descending on tiger's back (another Chinese proverb)

[QuietStorm]

Difficult descending on tiger's back (another Chinese proverb) (Have not heard of that but then what do I know? :D)

Snake In the Eagle's Shadow! :p (Jackie Chan movie)

[shthang]

Snakes and Rats flock together (another famous chinese proverb)

[QuietStorm]

You see a snake and .... (only a Malaysian knows how to continue, if he dares, that is.. :p)

[gary yap]

... cook with herbs and spices. :D

[shthang]

You see a snake and .... (only a Malaysian knows how to continue, if he dares, that is.. :p)

Hei QS kor, don;t set a trap for me to get banana from Ah Chang kor lah

Dragon head with snake tail (chinese proverb means good start but poor finishes)

[QuietStorm]

Hei QS kor, don;t set a trap for me to get banana from Ah Chang kor lah(But Gary saved you, didn't he? :p)

Snake medicine seller's my neighbour.

[shthang]

Bitten by snake, fear everafter (chinese old saying : Once bitten by a snake, he/she is scared all his/her life at the mere sight of a rope. Good example is HINI)

[QuietStorm]

(Are you a Chinese teacher, Shthang? Your knowledge of Chinese proverb is commendable. :D)

Once bitten double the shyness*

*have to revise the saying to fit the 5 word rule. :p

[shthang]

Watched too much kung fu movies and i'm not a teacher lah

Adding legs when painting snake (chinese proverb means don;t overdo something. For example is the current MCA fiasco)

[shthang]

2-legged walking snakes in KDSB (this is last and best proverb but invented by me :D ) gtg for my dinner now

[QuietStorm]

(Hahaha..can't keep up with you Shthang... :D....you're so very good with Chinese proverbs. Either that or your kung-fu's power packed thanks to watching too much kung-fu movies!)

Cautious drivers always stay alive*

*Roughly translated from Chinese proverb, "Siew sum sai tak man lin suen".

[Naka]

Too cautious causes traffic jams.........

[QuietStorm]

(To be) Alive better than no jams! :p

[Naka]

jams here, jams there, sigh............

[QuietStorm]

Jams causes tempers to flare. :c

[Naka]

flare, over-take, camera in front...........

[QuietStorm]

Models posing like there's no...

[Naka]

one around to admire them...........

[QuietStorm]

..unaware that Naka was secretly...

[shthang]

taking out his long powerful...... :D

[Naka]

zoom len and shoot away..............

[QuietStorm]

Suddenly, one of the models...

[Naka]

came over, hug someone tightly.........

[QuietStorm]

That someone happened to be...

[Naka]

one of USJ's Photographic Sifus..............

[fRaNkY]

named .... Naka aka nakal boy... :D

[shthang]

Naka nearly got suffocated when.....

[Naka]

two bright spot lights blinded...........

[shthang]

him and took-away his breath....

[gary yap]

The latest lamp-in-bra! :D

[fRaNkY]

Made in China mari lah....

[Naka]

guarranttee good service good value

[fRaNkY]

cheap, buy one free one :D

[Naka]

Never ever repeat prices again.

[Sugarfree]

hurry, buy now. last day!

[Naka]

maybe extended for another week.....

[Sugarfree]

sales. always a con job.

[Naka]

not necessary, some are genuine........

[Sugarfree]

where are the genuine sales?

[Naka]

sales in bigger departmental stores........

[Sugarfree]

meantime, back at the library...

[shthang]

Naka again takes out his .....

[Sugarfree]

unbelievably massive, steel like, 7... ;)

[Naka]

7 up in the hills..................

[QuietStorm]

..where the sound of music...

[Sugarfree]

comes alive. however,shthang's more.......

[Naka]

interested into something else infront.............

[shthang]

....of the library where hotties...

[QuietStorm]

are hoping to catch a...

[fRaNkY]

handsome franky taking photo for.... :D

[shthang]

the macho hunks from usj.com ;)

[QuietStorm]

But as it turned out....

[Naka]

quite a funny mature man................

[LMei]

came to offer one of ...

[Naka]

the best deals you ever.......................

[LMei]

imagined but the catch is ...

[Naka]

you have to do tests..................

[Sugarfree]

and the wife mustn't know ;)

[Naka]

right hand do, left duno................

[Sugarfree]

enjoy life to the fullest

[Naka]

for the benefits of both.......................

[Sugarfree]

oneself and the bank account? :p :p

[Naka]

that's what life is about..................

[Sugarfree]

sandwiched by two hot women? :D

[Naka]

you ham sap a bit....................

[Sugarfree]

you oso got hamsup what ;)

[Naka]

you think outside the box........... :D

[Sugarfree]

no! i wanna be inside! :eek: ;) :D

[Naka]

Not me, I scared liao....................

[Sugarfree]

wait till gf's away lor! :eek: :D

(this is a game only. everyone reading this, pls be reminded of the dangers of having multiple partners.)

[shthang]

seems SF is desperate for.... ;) :D

[QuietStorm]

..a bowl of ice kachang...

[shthang]

and a "sandwich" with hot-dog.... ;) :D

[QuietStorm]

On the other hand, Naka...

[Naka]

like it with tomato sauce..................

[gary yap]

... on top of his belly :eek:

[shthang]

before he starts belly dancing :D

[Sugarfree]

..sexily to the tune of...

[shthang]

Shakira's music by shaking his....

[Sugarfree]

bon-bon in front of a...

[shthang]

excited gay who staring at...

[Sugarfree]

franky (;)) who leads a double...

[shthang]

life during night and day

[Sugarfree]

in usj.com. franky is also ...

[shthang]

a pig-er that swallows tiger (chinese proverb means someone diam diam but will do something beyond one's expectations)

[Sugarfree]

(pan chu sek lofoo?)

not only that but he...

[shthang]

loves to snap photos of...

[Sugarfree]

sexy women in white bikinis ;)

[shthang]

why white? no other colour? :p

[Sugarfree]

white,the colour of innocence :p

[shthang]

right. He's still a boy.... :D

[Sugarfree]

..only he ain't. look at... :eek:

[Naka]

see plenty in swimming pools..............

[fRaNkY]

sugarfree swimming with nothing on... :eek:

[Naka]

want to see sexy sugarfree?

[shthang]

No. Just taken lunch else... :D

[Naka]

what u had for lunch?

[shthang]

best dry curry-mee in Ipoh

[Naka]

Ipoh, Nga Choi Kai, yummy.

[shthang]

continue on Sugarfree swimming naked

[Naka]

man or woman dun-wan banana..............

[shthang]

but Chang-kor likes to offer

[Naka]

no, thank you, enough liao...........

[shthang]

enuf? name not in banana-republic!!

[Naka]

was one of the firsts...............

[shthang]

why name missing.....different nick?

[Naka]

That was many many moons ago b4 that list came out..............

[shthang]

wow....you are lo-chin-pui leh!

[Naka]

yah loh----i protested but someone beri busy wor...

[shthang]

seems chatting here is safer
(taikor - stick to 5 words pls or else you will get your membership in the new plantation)

[Naka]

(Aiyo, was yaking too long just now---concentration oso gone---eyes bluur then -couldn't count)

Yah, agreed, tokkok here better & safer.

[shthang]

tokkok here really de-stress me......

paiseh....gotta go 4 another de-stress (mahjong) now. The kakis are calling me. Bless me luck!

[Naka]

I haven't play mahjong for years---used to play in clubs...

Mahjong kaki sure like me---100% sure contributer

[Sugarfree]

you're going way over 5! :p

[Naka]

you right, what's wrong me?

[QuietStorm]

Shthang is more focused methinks. :D

[shthang]

paiseh,paiseh. me still learning.

[Naka]

ayam always mun cha cha..............

[shthang]

SF loves midnite exercise w/....... :D

[Naka]

took whole nite to do..............................

[shthang]

singing Elton's "I'm still standing" :eek: :D

[Naka]

ayam still struggling with the................

[shthang]

concentration after hours of playing....

[Sugarfree]

..doctor with his new girlfriend.. ;)

[shthang]

midway, the door bell rings....

[Naka]

panic, flag at half mast...............

[QuietStorm]

Shivering from fear, he started...

[Sugarfree]

to run for the door...

[Naka]

half dressed and half naked...............

[shthang]

He decided to hide underneath...

[Naka]

bed but couldn't slide in..............

[shthang]

due to the long hard..... ;)

[Naka]

crossed bracings of steel bars....................

[shthang]

he has no choice but ....

[Naka]

to squeeze himself under painfully..........

[shthang]

Ooooooouch.....he yelled and hold

[Naka]

his cries attracted more attention.............

[Sugarfree]

so much so that a...

[Naka]

loud bangings on door followed...........

[Sugarfree]

...by the surprise appearance of...

[Naka]

another ex-flame who joined in....................

[shthang]

and she is holding a....

[Sugarfree]

really funny looking pink object...

[shthang]

Out of jealousy, she poked...

[Naka]

it into his opened mouth..................

[Sugarfree]

but its battery was flat http://www.boardoo.com/free-smilies/smilies/evilgrin0002.gif

[Naka]

she threw it away disgusted...........

[shthang]

she suddenly saw a scissor.....

[Naka]

Grab it, scissor his shirt.................

[shthang]

into pieces, letting go anger...

[Naka]

excitements set in, anger gone....................

[shthang]

holding the scissor, she walks...

[Naka]

straight into his arms and.................

[shthang]

he wraps both arms around...

[Naka]

both sexy girls laughing away......................

[shthang]

and the threesome live-happily everafter

[Sugarfree]

so fast happy ending meh? ;) :p

[shthang]

it was a dream mah!

[Sugarfree]

a wet dream, i'd say ;)

[Naka]

They went on holidays together........................

[Sugarfree]

...to a remote island where...

[Naka]

there are trees, fishes, water..........................

[Sugarfree]

and a tribe of naked... :eek:

[LMei]

natives who dress like something ...

[Sugarfree]

out of star wars. lmei...

[Naka]

but they were friendly lot.................................

[Sugarfree]

(continuity, taikor. there was no continuity between the previous story and yours. :D)

however, they were hiding a...

[Naka]

few nice men and women................

[Sugarfree]

in a shack located a...

[Naka]

well hidden, fully furnished rooms ..................

[QuietStorm]

...complete with home theater system...

[fRaNkY]

.... with jacuzzi and soothing music....