The NeverEnding Story

[QuietStorm]

Hannah Yeoh and lucky me! :D

[fRaNkY]

However, while eating, politics talk.....

[QuietStorm]

...turned ugly when Ahmad Ismail...

[fRaNkY]

walked in with some heavies...

[QuietStorm]

..and started celebrating the recent...

[fRaNkY]

race horse winnings by having

[Eastern Citizen]

a marathon karaoke session with...................

[QuietStorm]

(Welcome back EC. Haven't seen you in ages.)

Franky at Red Box karaoke...

[fRaNkY]

QS guards alone in rain....

[QuietStorm]

The rain kept pouring. Suddenly...

[PeterHng]

Gary appeared at Red Box

[QuietStorm]

...holding a pair of delicious...

[fRaNkY]

teriyaki drumstick, chicken still alive! :eek:

:D

[Eastern Citizen]

teriyaki sauce slippery, chicken escapes..............

[QuietStorm]

Hides under Eastern Citizen's bed.

*Too early in the morning...brain still half asleep. That's the best I got! :p *

[LMei]

The cat pounced on it

[fRaNkY]

and slipped, cat scratched LMei

[LMei]

on her jeans which cause ...

[QuietStorm]

...her excruciating pain. Franky took...

[Sugarfree]

a sip of the magic...

[fRaNkY]

potion and burrrrp! Like Coca-cola!

[Eastern Citizen]

"Oh no!" They cried out...........................

[Sugarfree]

....in utter disgust at the...

[fRaNkY]

Queen, was digging her nose....

[QuietStorm]

What's more, with her other...

[fRaNkY]

fingers scratching her hairy arm-pit

[Eastern Citizen]

sending flakes of dandruff flying...............

[QuietStorm]

..towards the direction of Franky!

[fRaNkY]

Turns fan on facing QS....

[QuietStorm]

QS quickly hides behind Franky!

[PeterHng]

What ya doing? Shouted EC!

[QuietStorm]

..at Peter who was holding...

[fRaNkY]

a banana and comic book...

[QuietStorm]

Banana courtesy of KW Chang!

[PeterHng]

for StephanieChin to get experience:D

[fRaNkY]

of a lifetime, to be....

[QuietStorm]

consumed by burning passion and...

[fRaNkY]

taught the meaning of life....

[QuietStorm]

Truly enlightened, Franky began his...

[fRaNkY]

journey, looking for bkt restaurant

[PeterHng]

at the wrong place and

[Sugarfree]

ended up with two hotties! :eek: ;)

[QuietStorm]

One named Mary, the other...

[LMei]

Michael; clinging on both arms

[fRaNkY]

Franky walk happily and proud.... :D

[PeterHng]

that finally Mary dumped him:D

[Sugarfree]

michael's all alone with franky! :p

[fRaNkY]

Dancing to billie jean tune...

[QuietStorm]

A slow song started playing... :eek: :D

[fRaNkY]

QS busying eating the buffet...

[QuietStorm]

Franky took out his camera....

[fRaNkY]

Snaps QS dirty untidy shirt

[QuietStorm]

...and uploaded it on Facebook! :eek:

[Eastern Citizen]

Suddenly, without warning, a great..........................

[QuietStorm]

..loud sound was heard coming...

[fRaNkY]

from empty house in usj14....

[PeterHng]

It turned out to be

[Eastern Citizen]

a confused usj.com forummer thinking.....................

[fRaNkY]

sugarfree strikes RM7.2m toto jackpot....

[QuietStorm]

Franky appeared dazed, as he ...

[fRaNkY]

found RM7.2m in his account .... :D

[LMei]

Oh dear, where is sugarfree ...

[QuietStorm]

Out with his hottie friends? :p

[fRaNkY]

Having a cuppa hot java...

[QuietStorm]

...coffee prepared by LMei, the...

[PeterHng]

house maid turned coffee maker:D

[Sugarfree]

Oh dear, where is sugarfree ...ru playing the game or ru missing me dear? wuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhu ... (kidding!)

stepping outta the shower, lmei...

[fRaNkY]

towel got caught by door ..... :D

[QuietStorm]

(How to continue like that?! Sugarfree knows, I'm sure but I..well..let me think of a way to get out of this towel getting caught in door scenario without sounding overly naughty...hahaha...ok, got it!)

Just as Lmei was picking...

[PeterHng]

fallen soapbar. She fell backward

[LMei]

onto a bag containing the

[PeterHng]

sponges and she landed softly

[Sugarfree]

peter walked in, only to...

[fRaNkY]

step on the same soap....

[Sugarfree]

peter fell onto poor lmei! :p

(lmei, please jangan marah, joking only ya :) )

[fRaNkY]

All of a sudden, QS .....

[Sugarfree]

showed up with a huge ..... :eek:

[fRaNkY]

stick of foochow fish ball....

[Sugarfree]

sold at fatman steamboat, taipan! :D

[QuietStorm]

QS, curious, peeped in and ... :eek:

[fRaNkY]

got sprayed wet by lmei :D

[QuietStorm]

Giggling uncontrollably, Lmei offerred QS...

[fRaNkY]

a hot crispy pisang goreng

[QuietStorm]

Hopefully not fried by KWChang! :p

[fRaNkY]

However, the fried banana was ....

[QuietStorm]

...really fried by KW Chang ! :eek:

[fRaNkY]

Hmmmm! QS gonna get banana....

[QuietStorm]

served on a silver plate... :D

[fRaNkY]

with some strawberry cream sauce

[QuietStorm]

...not forgetting generous amounts of...

[fRaNkY]

tauchu and otak udang paste....

[QuietStorm]

...plus chili padi and mayonnaise! :eek: (that's one fried banana I'm not eating! :p)

[fRaNkY]

Garnished with chopped spring onion

[QuietStorm]

..with three tablespoon of flour...

[coleslaw]

oh dear..wrong recipe! aiyayayayai..

[QuietStorm]

Coleslaw, the Chef speaks! Everyone ...

[Sugarfree]

..listens intently, hoping to catch...

[LMei]

the secret recipe of good ...

[fRaNkY]

chee cheong fun sauce but..

[QuietStorm]

...Coleslaw springs a surprise. He...

[fRaNkY]

spread sauce all over QS...

[QuietStorm]

...then invited the audience to...

[fRaNkY]

cover QS with chicken feathers

[QuietStorm]

Michael Hui appears. Crowd applauds! :D

[fRaNkY]

when QS appears everyone giggles :D

[QuietStorm]

Franky moonwalks to Billie Jean!

[CCY]

...amidst all giggles and ogling....

[QuietStorm]

Free flow of beer, too! :D

[fRaNkY]

and some hot teh tarik...

[Sentinel]

Crowd gets excited...

[Sugarfree]

(sentinel, 5 words per entry)

...as a piece of lingerie ... ;) :p

[Sentinel]

was thrown at excited Franky

[shthang]

so a she-male came along... :D :p

[shthang]

..and insisted Franky keep it! :D

[Sugarfree]

not only that but he...

[shthang]

...stripped off his last defence and.....

[fRaNkY]

hand shthang a Delmonte banana...

[shthang]

The unruly crowd became wild...

[Sugarfree]

..with excitement. Some started to...

[shthang]

...stand up and screamed feverishly... :eek:

[fRaNkY]

while some take clothes off :eek:

[shthang]

She-male was taking position behind ..... :D

(dun think otherwise, you sick fellas!) :p

[Sugarfree]

shthang who felt something hard.. :eek: :eek: :D

(relax, it could have been a stolen baton or something..all depends on the next 5 words!)

[shthang]

..to believe Sugarfxxx was she-male.... :eek:
(see...you started it...take it easy brader) :D :D

[Sugarfree]

sf began unzipping slowly revealing... :eek:

(see brader, i'm playing along velli sportingly ...:p)

[shthang]

in a suggestive and seductive posture
(tabik spring for your sportmanship!)

[Sentinel]

the crowd is beyond control

[shthang]

and too hot to handle

[Sentinel]

But Franky just stays cool

[Sugarfree]

cool as a cucumber, agreed.

[shthang]

Oblivious to the lurking she-male,.... :D

[fRaNkY]

Also like macho bikers, sentinel.... :D

[Sugarfree]

...who likes nothing better than...

[shthang]

...contributing actively in usj.com and....

[QuietStorm]

...riding a monster of a...

[Sentinel]

moderator who practises selective censoring

[QuietStorm]

The only way 2get into ... (sorry, I cheated somewhat..hahaha)

[gary yap]

... Sentinel's big stomach is to...

[fRaNkY]

open 2 big juicy durians

[QuietStorm]

Urmm...make that 3 please... :D

[fRaNkY]

Here comes glutton QS, franky .....

[QuietStorm]

..pays for all the durians! :p

[Naka]

....except mine? :eek:

[QuietStorm]

(Hey, Naka, good of you to swing over. Your first visit, eh?)

QS buys 4 for Naka! :D

[Naka]

( yeah loh)

Naka is happy.

[QuietStorm]

(Naka bud, forgot to tell you. Each entry is supposed to consist of 5 words. No more, no less. :D)

Naka happily eats his durians.

[Naka]

(QS---TQ)

Durians, Oh durians,, mama mia :D

[QuietStorm]

(Hahahahaha...that's a good one!)

Mia is not my name! :p

[Naka]

Name is Na Ka Hantoi

[QuietStorm]

Hantoi Muthusami isn't me either! :p

(Thanks for playing Naka. You got to come in here more often! Hahaha. Leaving for my appointment. Later dude. :))

[fRaNkY]

Alibaba Hantoi Muthusami ? Franky asked.

[shthang]

What you guys talking here?

[fRaNkY]

Ancient lost tribe communication language...

[shthang]

Talk to Indiana Jones here

[QuietStorm]

Temple Of Doom's the best :)

[Sugarfree]

harrison ford

[Naka]

Harrison Ford may come back.

[shthang]

Bananas for Sugarfree and Naka :D
(bro, i think both of you got mixed up this thread with another one in Chatterbox. It shud be exactly 5 words here.)

[Naka]

Bananas for Sugarfree and Naka :D
(bro, i think both of you got mixed up this thread with another one in Chatterbox. It shud be exactly 5 words here.)


Corrected problem that I followed. :D

[shthang]

Naka is a good learner :D

[Sugarfree]

Naka is a good learner :Di'm too. see, 5 words. :p

[Naka]

Dancing is good for you.

[shthang]

you sure? any dancing partner?

[Naka]

Same partner over 10 years now

[shthang]

more than 5 words again!

[fRaNkY]

(this forum suppose to be a never ending story... not never ending chatting :mad: )

Continue from...

14-08-2009 10:29 PM
fRaNkY Alibaba Hantoi Muthusami ? Franky asked.


Suddenly, QS appears! wearing only....

[Naka]

a loin cloths looking excited......

[Sugarfree]

he is ready for some...

[fRaNkY]

coffee and lovely cupcakes from....

[Naka]

Miss Maud, Kuala Lumpur.

[fRaNkY]

(5 words lar)

who happens to be sugarfree's....

[Naka]

(Typed too fast---dun know how to count)

Buy one get another free.....

[fRaNkY]

(Naka, u suppose to continue the story... in 5 words)

pal, Naka, durian seller who .....

[Naka]

My Durians have Healing powers

[QuietStorm]

Power to heal broken hearts?

[Naka]

Hearts are important body parts

[QuietStorm]

Let's start a new story. :)

[Naka]

One fine morning in kay L , I happened to bump into QS....

[shthang]

One fine morning in kay L , I happened to bump into QS....
Naka is not following rules....
bro, many yellow cards lah. looking for red card huh?

[Sugarfree]

(naka must be double tasking...enjoying the company of a beautiful woman while playing the neverending story which explains his confusion over the game rules... :p)

...who was having his hand...

[shthang]

busy typing and the other...

[Sugarfree]

...gently squeezing/tweaking away at... ;)

[Naka]

Naka is not following rules....
bro, many yellow cards lah. looking for red card huh?

What? yellow card again?

(QS said "let's start a new story" mah)

[Sugarfree]

What? yellow card again?

(QS said "let's start a new story" mah)that's cos your entry had more than 5 words. 5 words per entry only lah. :D you wrote, "One fine morning in kay L , I happened to bump into QS....". there were 12 words! :D

ok, who wants to continue from where i stopped last nite? here's the line again.


..gently squeezing/tweaking away at... ;)

[Naka]

Computer mouse and surfing away.

[Sugarfree]

naka, on the other hand...

[fRaNkY]

was shown yellow card by ....

[Sugarfree]

shthang 4 looking @ the...

[Naka]

wrong hole calling " Tankulah, Tankulah."

[fRaNkY]

and QS digging his nose....

[Naka]

Laughing out his head off

[shthang]

booger fell into his mouth :D

[Naka]

He tasted it, sweet salty,

[shthang]

Hmmmmmm it's very yummy, dude!

[Naka]

Hi dude, I have plenty

[fRaNkY]

..some are in the fridge.... :eek:

[Sugarfree]

sprinkle some into your soup :eek:

[shthang]

and it's good for you.

[Naka]

maybe can cure H1Ni, no?

[fRaNkY]

Also constipation, cough and cholestrol....

[QuietStorm]

Not forgetting sore throat and ..

[Naka]

as lubricant in emergency cases.

[QuietStorm]

Example of an emergency is...

[shthang]

one getting a stroke halfway....

[Sugarfree]

into a session of hot..... ;)

[shthang]

making loaf :p of bread in...

[Sugarfree]

a room full of mirrors. ;)

[shthang]

Like that, stroke is inevitable! :D

[Sugarfree]

but it's all worth it! ;)

[shthang]

go with a happy smile!

[Sugarfree]

leave with a bang!

[shthang]

leave with a bang!
4 words?

Bang Bang Boom..go Holland!

[Sugarfree]

4 words?solli sir. my bad. :o

go holland smoke marijuana legally

[Naka]

legally or illegally not me

[Sugarfree]

i don't smoke either, honest!

[Naka]

honest, i oso believe you

[Sugarfree]

no, you don't, i know :p

[Naka]

I know, you know, know

[shthang]

why young girls like smoking?

[Naka]

That is the in things

[shthang]

urban female smokers are visible

[Sugarfree]

'in' thing? now,ur talking! ;)

[shthang]

I'm naive, what's "in" thing? :D

[Sugarfree]

cannot explain in 5 words! :p

[shthang]

Sugarfree sifu also can;t explain?

[QuietStorm]

Forget Sugarfree, Shthang. You explain. :D

[Naka]

in things, follow, modern style

[shthang]

Sugarfree sifu may think otherwise :D

[Naka]

what's sugarfree problem and why?

[shthang]

"In thing" cud mean differently

[Naka]

Please define this in thing.

[Sugarfree]

'in'.9 months later,cabut! :eek: :p

[shthang]

Naka, see....Sugarfree interpreted correctly :D

[Naka]

sugarfree is really sugar smart.

[QuietStorm]

He's hamsup. Just like Shthang! :p

[shthang]

QS taikor, how's about u?

[QuietStorm]

So you're admitting you're hamsup? :p

[shthang]

Did i? what is hamsup?? :p

[QuietStorm]

Hamsupness is a condition whereby...

[shthang]

someone is obsessed with "sea-hump"..... ;) :p

[Naka]

sea hump--hehehe--u good

[shthang]

QS not hs, you believe?

[Sugarfree]

everyman is hamsup, agree brudder?

[shthang]

spot on taikor! who's not? :D

[Sugarfree]

can't think of any actually

[shthang]

our pm is good example :D

[Sugarfree]

yeah lor, i forgot liao :D

[shthang]

leadership by example..ppl follows :D

[Sugarfree]

i'm so proud being malaysian :D

[shthang]

in malaysia, everything also "naik" :p