View Full Version : The NeverEnding Story
QuietStorm
08-12-2008, 10:45 PM
At this moment, Birdy tore...
jianwei85
11-12-2008, 02:08 AM
off Britney Spears' remarkably funky
Blue Jasmine
11-12-2008, 09:04 AM
hat and passed it to.......
okhtis
12-12-2008, 08:28 AM
the laundromat because it is .....
QuietStorm
13-12-2008, 10:53 AM
only there that the stains...
kitkat
13-12-2008, 06:22 PM
will be a reminder to
Sugarfree
14-12-2008, 08:38 AM
not get into a sticky...
gary yap
15-12-2008, 08:57 AM
... situation, with your pants down! :eek:
QuietStorm
16-12-2008, 08:25 PM
Now, that's something which your...
gary yap
17-12-2008, 06:29 PM
... wife shouldn't know about it :D
okhtis
17-12-2008, 08:10 PM
... or you'll lose your head
gary yap
18-12-2008, 09:37 AM
I'll lose both of them :eek:
QuietStorm
18-12-2008, 10:27 AM
The two heads will be... :eek:
gary yap
18-12-2008, 10:31 AM
... a tough act to follow :D
QuietStorm
18-12-2008, 10:43 AM
Meanwhile, Gary's wife decides to...
Sugarfree
18-12-2008, 10:43 PM
experiment with something that she...
QuietStorm
30-12-2008, 01:08 PM
..had wanted to do since...
Firebird
31-12-2008, 12:48 PM
her school days but her...
mediumsliced
31-12-2008, 09:41 PM
strict schoolmistress schedules secret showers...
Flynn
02-01-2009, 04:15 PM
drowned all thoughts of any ...
bzjude
04-01-2009, 07:39 PM
illicit midnight encounters of the.... ;)
kitkat
05-01-2009, 04:25 PM
drinks, drugs and sex party.
Sugarfree
05-01-2009, 05:49 PM
unable to resist the temptation.... ;)
kitkat
05-01-2009, 08:41 PM
once bitten, still not shy? :eek:
Sugarfree
05-01-2009, 10:31 PM
bite softly, some more 'syok'! :eek:
QuietStorm
05-01-2009, 11:09 PM
Followed by fast and furious... :eek:
kitkat
06-01-2009, 12:39 AM
Home Minister with wrong info :confused:
QuietStorm
06-01-2009, 04:28 PM
(You lost me there, kitkat. :p )
She didn't stop until he....
Eastern Citizen
06-01-2009, 11:33 PM
(You lost me there, kitkat. :p )
She didn't stop until he....
changed the channel. That's when......................
Sugarfree
07-01-2009, 07:37 PM
..she flung a rolling pin...
QuietStorm
07-01-2009, 08:08 PM
at Eastern Citizen for being...
Eastern Citizen
07-01-2009, 11:42 PM
...quicker to the tv remote.
bzjude
08-01-2009, 05:02 PM
Insect! She yelled. My turn!
Sugarfree
08-01-2009, 06:27 PM
just then, the door opened.
bzjude
08-01-2009, 07:00 PM
The rolling pin hit Sugarfree! :eek:
QuietStorm
09-01-2009, 08:23 AM
Enraged, Sugarfree picked up the...
bzjude
16-01-2009, 07:21 PM
(eh QS, he supposed to pengsan alreadylah ;) )
naked fat lady ashtray and ... :p
gary yap
19-01-2009, 08:48 AM
stubbed his cigarettes and quit. :D
QuietStorm
19-01-2009, 05:47 PM
(eh QS, he supposed to pengsan alreadylah ;) )(I lost the plot there! :o)
All's well that ends well. :)
Blue Jasmine
20-01-2009, 11:25 AM
But Sugarfree is still not
QuietStorm
20-01-2009, 01:34 PM
up. Bluejasmine decided to give...
Blue Jasmine
20-01-2009, 01:38 PM
Quietstorm a punch on his
QuietStorm
20-01-2009, 01:59 PM
punching bag as she wanted...
gary yap
20-01-2009, 01:59 PM
to always do that on...
QuietStorm
20-01-2009, 02:09 PM
days when she is having...
gary yap
20-01-2009, 02:19 PM
... 'heavy days' but without 'wings' :eek: .
Sugarfree
20-01-2009, 03:21 PM
sugarfree regained consciousness. bluejasmine's hand... :eek:
gary yap
20-01-2009, 03:42 PM
... is holding on to Quietstorm's... :D
QuietStorm
20-01-2009, 06:39 PM
best friend, GaryYap's most sensitive... :eek:
gary yap
21-01-2009, 08:58 AM
... area, his fragile sensitive heart :D
QuietStorm
23-01-2009, 08:43 AM
Shockingly, Bluejasmine's other hand was....:eek:
gary yap
23-01-2009, 09:19 AM
... holding a cigarette, a nonsmoker :confused:
WonderfulLife
23-01-2009, 08:15 PM
The cigarette was actually for....
gary yap
24-01-2009, 06:58 PM
... getting rid of the mosquitoes.
QuietStorm
03-02-2009, 07:40 PM
This story is going nowhere! :(
gary yap
04-02-2009, 09:14 AM
After the Lunar New Year...
bzjude
05-02-2009, 11:09 AM
will still be 'pi mai pi mai tang tu'...no? :D
QuietStorm
05-02-2009, 02:11 PM
No, my guess is that...
Flynn
08-02-2009, 05:34 PM
frogs will jump in every ...
WonderfulLife
09-02-2009, 08:03 AM
other day as long as...
QuietStorm
12-02-2009, 09:01 PM
...there's money waiting for them. :mad:
gary yap
20-02-2009, 04:25 PM
Even prostitute complained no sales... :D
QuietStorm
21-02-2009, 10:00 AM
..according to Gary, who recently... :eek: :p ;)
had the greatest thing he
QuietStorm
25-02-2009, 09:17 PM
...had ever wished for which...
is coming sooner or later
QuietStorm
26-02-2009, 09:43 AM
It can be obtained at...:eek:
the most unexpected place that
fRaNkY
27-02-2009, 08:48 AM
takes a hundred days nites ......
QuietStorm
27-02-2009, 06:27 PM
to reach. In there, Gary...
gary yap
28-02-2009, 05:15 PM
... searched high and low for...
QuietStorm
02-03-2009, 01:27 PM
for something pink and looks...
gary yap
03-03-2009, 12:21 PM
... like Quietstorm's little Barbie Doll :D
to be given to children ~
fRaNkY
06-03-2009, 09:34 AM
who wears pink polkadots pants :D
QuietStorm
06-03-2009, 10:26 AM
Their father is none other...
fRaNkY
06-03-2009, 11:32 AM
.. than the famous villain, saddam
QuietStorm
12-03-2009, 02:47 PM
Meanwhile, back at the library....
fRaNkY
12-03-2009, 04:43 PM
Paris Hilton farted loudly, and .... :D
causing the most funny incident ~
fRaNkY
16-03-2009, 12:16 PM
which the rich and famous ...
QuietStorm
26-03-2009, 06:55 AM
...are sometimes prone to doing.
fRaNkY
26-03-2009, 01:04 PM
For all the wrong reasons...
QuietStorm
27-03-2009, 07:43 AM
While driving his BMW, he...
fRaNkY
27-03-2009, 07:52 AM
saw madonna walking naked passingby .... :D
QuietStorm
27-03-2009, 07:53 AM
Glad his wifey's not with...
fRaNkY
27-03-2009, 08:16 AM
him, in his pink ferrari ...
QuietStorm
27-03-2009, 11:23 AM
...was this gorgeous girl with... :eek:
fRaNkY
27-03-2009, 03:43 PM
big nerdy spectacle and huge..... :eek: :D
bzjude
27-03-2009, 08:12 PM
pantaloons a congirl from China? :D
QuietStorm
27-03-2009, 08:23 PM
Smiling seductively at Birdy, she...
fRaNkY
30-03-2009, 07:58 AM
takes her stockings off, then... :eek:
:D
QuietStorm
31-03-2009, 09:42 PM
..as Birdy was wiping off... ;)
fRaNkY
01-04-2009, 07:59 AM
... using a stained polkadot hankie ..
QuietStorm
01-04-2009, 08:43 AM
At this juncture, the door... :eek:
Sugarfree
01-04-2009, 03:33 PM
..opened and in barges franky's...
fRaNkY
01-04-2009, 03:36 PM
outreach hand, offering sugarfree cola .....
QuietStorm
03-04-2009, 08:31 AM
Chinadoll wanted some, too. She...
fRaNkY
03-04-2009, 08:48 AM
says, QS pay, RM100 only ... :D
QuietStorm
03-04-2009, 08:49 AM
..but you'll only get to... :eek:
fRaNkY
03-04-2009, 08:58 AM
hold her false teeth awhile.... :D:D:D
QuietStorm
04-04-2009, 09:42 AM
Franky found out, for RM200... :eek: :D
fRaNkY
07-04-2009, 08:02 AM
QS can enjoy a moment ....
QuietStorm
10-04-2009, 12:08 AM
...of gastronomic heaven at Kura (Japanese restaurant in One World Hotel, PJ).
fRaNkY
10-04-2009, 10:16 AM
During meal, QS got choked .....
Sugarfree
14-04-2009, 09:18 AM
....upon seeing the waitress's ample... :eek:
fRaNkY
14-04-2009, 02:09 PM
parking space outside the restaurant ...
gary yap
15-04-2009, 05:13 PM
... that faces the Chinese cemetary. :eek:
Sugarfree
15-04-2009, 10:22 PM
the waitress, furious at being...
fRaNkY
15-04-2009, 10:27 PM
stared at by QS, so ...
Sugarfree
15-04-2009, 10:56 PM
..decided to teach him a...
fRaNkY
15-04-2009, 10:59 PM
quick yoga lesson, and then....
Sugarfree
15-04-2009, 11:27 PM
..followed by an hour long...
fRaNkY
16-04-2009, 08:11 AM
body massage and stretching muscle....
Sugarfree
16-04-2009, 11:34 AM
the sexy thai masseuse's hands.... :eek:
fRaNkY
16-04-2009, 01:24 PM
shocked at toothless grin, so...
QuietStorm
16-04-2009, 09:27 PM
(Franky, there doesn't seem to be any continuity between your 5 words and the previous 5.... :confused:)
...the masseuse reached into her...
fRaNkY
17-04-2009, 03:55 PM
(QS, got lar.... when u get a 'sexy thai masseuse's hands....' sure u want to see the how the masseuse look like... but when u look up...u get .... shocked at toothless grin, so... aiyah! be more imaginative lar... :D )
pocket, handing QS a lollipop....
QuietStorm
17-04-2009, 11:00 PM
(Franky, I don't have that much of a wild imagination...next time, please be more specific lah...:p )
...and a pen and paper...
Sugarfree
18-04-2009, 01:53 AM
...on which franky hoped QS...
fRaNkY
19-04-2009, 12:01 PM
pen his will to him :D (all this worldly wealth except the toothless masseur) :)
Sugarfree
20-04-2009, 10:16 AM
incredible as this may sound...
siewdanny
22-04-2009, 08:56 PM
the masseuse's teeth started growing back as the pen scribbled
QuietStorm
22-04-2009, 11:19 PM
(Siewdanny, welcome to the game. The rule says you can only post 5 words per entry. :) )
And before Franky knew it....
siewdanny
22-04-2009, 11:41 PM
(QS, wakarimashta, daijobou desu :D gomenasai)
there was a scream outside
Sugarfree
24-04-2009, 09:38 AM
it wasn't an ordinary scream.
fRaNkY
24-04-2009, 05:21 PM
It was QS hantu scream.... :D
Sugarfree
25-04-2009, 12:35 PM
...penetrating deep into the jungle. :eek:
fRaNkY
25-04-2009, 03:11 PM
Driving fear deep down QS .....
Sugarfree
25-04-2009, 10:53 PM
suddenly, the door opened. there...
fRaNkY
26-04-2009, 01:27 PM
was a shadow, passing sugarfree...
Sugarfree
27-04-2009, 08:55 AM
a sugarcane. smiling, franky decided...
fRaNkY
28-04-2009, 08:24 AM
to get outta there immediately.....
Sugarfree
28-04-2009, 10:59 AM
..lured by a most fascinating...
fRaNkY
28-04-2009, 11:23 PM
beautiful lass waving outside window ...
siewdanny
29-04-2009, 10:41 PM
who really was just a...
fRaNkY
29-04-2009, 11:04 PM
pretty young thing that Sugarfree .... :D
QuietStorm
30-04-2009, 10:38 AM
...wanted to befriend since the...
fRaNkY
03-05-2009, 10:17 PM
lass start taking off her...... :D
QuietStorm
04-05-2009, 12:23 AM
...mask to reveal a most...
fRaNkY
04-05-2009, 07:51 AM
darkest secret ever known to...
QuietStorm
04-05-2009, 07:54 AM
...man. It was almost like...
the wackiest dream achieved so
QuietStorm
04-05-2009, 08:25 AM
...that has to be a...
fRaNkY
04-05-2009, 02:02 PM
... word that never be said ....
QuietStorm
05-05-2009, 08:34 AM
Grease is not it, though. :D
Sugarfree
07-05-2009, 01:26 PM
meantime, in ipoh, some morons...
fRaNkY
07-05-2009, 02:07 PM
was discussing about black cars.....
Sugarfree
07-05-2009, 02:23 PM
and getting arrested for that! :eek:
Sugarfree
10-05-2009, 11:16 PM
to drive out the thugs?
fRaNkY
11-05-2009, 01:40 PM
In couple of black maria?
Sugarfree
11-05-2009, 08:54 PM
easy, actually. you plant some...
fRaNkY
14-05-2009, 10:58 PM
money tree to which will....
Sugarfree
15-05-2009, 02:35 PM
..be stuck the note that...
fRaNkY
15-05-2009, 03:19 PM
says' " Keep your fingers off ..."
Sugarfree
15-05-2009, 03:46 PM
...the couch," says franky to...
QuietStorm
16-05-2009, 10:02 AM
...Sugarfree. Franky wants the couch...
fRaNkY
17-05-2009, 05:53 PM
.... but QS wants the pretty ....
Sugarfree
17-05-2009, 07:37 PM
..fabulous looking car that's named..
fRaNkY
17-05-2009, 11:57 PM
.. Pink Panther, that can accelarate...
QuietStorm
19-05-2009, 01:40 PM
...from 0 to 130 in...
...5 seconds whoa hold on...
fRaNkY
19-05-2009, 08:37 PM
.. an old lady crossing road ....
QuietStorm
20-05-2009, 08:56 AM
....with her grandson in tow.
fRaNkY
20-05-2009, 02:06 PM
...Trailling 5 polkadot ducks..
QuietStorm
21-05-2009, 06:01 PM
A policeman suddenly emerged from... :eek:
fRaNkY
21-05-2009, 10:54 PM
behind the red post box ....
QuietStorm
21-05-2009, 11:06 PM
...demanding to see Franky's driving...
fRaNkY
22-05-2009, 03:45 PM
license, which was for tractor.....
gary yap
22-05-2009, 05:47 PM
... from Penanti agriculture disputed land.
Sugarfree
22-05-2009, 08:30 PM
speaking of penanti, the cowards...
fRaNkY
23-05-2009, 07:51 AM
has so far, left the...
fRaNkY
25-05-2009, 10:13 PM
(no takers ... so I continue)
island, middle of pacific ocean....
Sugarfree
25-05-2009, 11:39 PM
..waiting for their savior to..
QuietStorm
26-05-2009, 09:01 AM
...turn up but when he...
fRaNkY
26-05-2009, 12:51 PM
was unzipping his fly, suddenly ....
QuietStorm
26-05-2009, 01:18 PM
...without warning, a hand appeared... :eek:
fRaNkY
26-05-2009, 07:20 PM
... and grasp QS's neck tightly...
....scissor at other hand ready...
QuietStorm
26-05-2009, 08:00 PM
Quick as lightning, QS kicked...
fRaNkY
26-05-2009, 09:44 PM
the bucket. Franky bury QS ....
QuietStorm
26-05-2009, 09:57 PM
...to the music of Thriller!
fRaNkY
28-05-2009, 12:33 AM
Suddenly, a bunch of savages....
fRaNkY
07-06-2009, 09:44 PM
aiyoh! also stuck.....
appears and starts moving towards....
fRaNkY
16-06-2009, 08:14 AM
QS, and hand him a ....
QuietStorm
16-06-2009, 08:54 AM
...glove. Ah! Just the thing...
AllUrban
16-06-2009, 01:48 PM
....that a man needs to keep....
QuietStorm
16-06-2009, 02:01 PM
...warm during a freezing winter.
bzjude
18-06-2009, 05:58 PM
QS must obviously be reincarnated.. :confused:
AllUrban
21-06-2009, 12:12 PM
because he forgot that warmth....
QuietStorm
21-06-2009, 11:18 PM
...has to be generated slowly...
Sugarfree
22-06-2009, 09:26 AM
....by way of rubbing against... ;)
kitkat
22-06-2009, 11:37 AM
the sandpaper, for smooth finishing.
AllUrban
22-06-2009, 12:20 PM
Unfortunately, he failed to turn...
PeterHng
22-06-2009, 03:20 PM
bruising effect of the sandpaper.
QuietStorm
22-06-2009, 06:04 PM
Then, the police appeared with...
fRaNkY
23-06-2009, 08:23 AM
a McDonald Big Breakfast for ...
QuietStorm
23-06-2009, 08:38 AM
Franky and his girlfriend but... :D
PeterHng
23-06-2009, 10:35 AM
Then came truckloads of FRUs :mad:
fRaNkY
23-06-2009, 01:00 PM
and carried QS away for ...
PeterHng
23-06-2009, 03:17 PM
detention and interrogation for illegal
fRaNkY
23-06-2009, 03:30 PM
Guard shouted, QS bend down! .... :D
QuietStorm
23-06-2009, 06:46 PM
and pick up the money!
fRaNkY
23-06-2009, 09:19 PM
Franky shouted, Hey! thats mine!
QuietStorm
23-06-2009, 09:41 PM
QS shouted back, "not true!"
gary yap
24-06-2009, 11:53 AM
... unless you bendover for me :eek: ...
AllUrban
24-06-2009, 01:27 PM
said the evil Napoleon from......
QuietStorm
24-06-2009, 02:26 PM
Jinjang. His middle name is ...
PeterHng
24-06-2009, 03:25 PM
Gary and last name Yap
QuietStorm
24-06-2009, 08:20 PM
Gary likes his women to...
AllUrban
25-06-2009, 01:48 PM
be tall, long-haired, and......
QuietStorm
25-06-2009, 01:56 PM
...with legs that go on...
fRaNkY
25-06-2009, 03:21 PM
and cleanly shaved, daily with...
gary yap
26-06-2009, 12:18 PM
... his secret 'herbs' and 'spices' :D
kitkat
26-06-2009, 12:34 PM
family's secret recipes for generations
fRaNkY
26-06-2009, 01:32 PM
Available at 7-11 at RM9.99
AllUrban
26-06-2009, 03:08 PM
plus taxes, which go towards......
fRaNkY
26-06-2009, 03:14 PM
QS pension fund which accumulates...
gary yap
01-07-2009, 12:37 PM
... into Gary's EPF savings account. :D
fRaNkY
01-07-2009, 08:59 PM
Franky reported gary to police....
QuietStorm
02-07-2009, 06:42 AM
..but the police asked for..
fRaNkY
03-07-2009, 08:13 AM
QS's ic which didnt bring....
oh no! quick call your ...
fRaNkY
03-07-2009, 11:57 AM
Nanny, bring IC to balai .....
gary yap
03-07-2009, 03:50 PM
... so Inspector Gary can check!
QuietStorm
03-07-2009, 11:32 PM
Inspector Gary decided to visit...
fRaNkY
04-07-2009, 02:53 PM
toddy stall, to get drunk
QuietStorm
04-07-2009, 05:00 PM
And drunk he sure got!
fRaNkY
04-07-2009, 09:02 PM
.. slip fall over banana peel...
gary yap
05-07-2009, 05:49 PM
... into the arms of Scarlett. :D
QuietStorm
05-07-2009, 06:08 PM
...who weighs a little over...
fRaNkY
05-07-2009, 10:25 PM
150kgs.... who wears tiny bikini...
QuietStorm
05-07-2009, 10:39 PM
Franky quickly pulls out his...
(I'm thinking of his SLR camera but then you don't have to follow my train of thought...hehehe)
fRaNkY
06-07-2009, 08:23 AM
The Star Newspaper, laughing behind..... (mou ngan tai-no eyes see)
Sugarfree
06-07-2009, 12:21 PM
a massive 200lb man named...
fRaNkY
06-07-2009, 02:36 PM
sumo wong, who is a chef...
Sugarfree
06-07-2009, 02:39 PM
beep! 6 words there! :D
at the Sheraton Subang hotel.
QuietStorm
06-07-2009, 05:45 PM
Meanwhile, back at the farm... :D
fRaNkY
07-07-2009, 07:28 AM
QS sneaked pass the farmer's...
QuietStorm
07-07-2009, 04:20 PM
room and headed straight for...
fRaNkY
08-07-2009, 09:08 AM
the room, door slightly ajar....
he swung the door wide...
PeterHng
08-07-2009, 10:46 AM
and found his wife was
QuietStorm
09-07-2009, 06:38 PM
...preparing a pot of hot...
fRaNkY
09-07-2009, 10:07 PM
bak kut teh soup for....
QuietStorm
10-07-2009, 09:28 AM
Lim Kit Siang and his...
fRaNkY
10-07-2009, 12:07 PM
pal, karpal singh and also...
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