The NeverEnding Story

[Sugarfree]

(poking fun at chang like that, we ain't getting any bananas from him soon, are we? hehehehehe)

...tailor made for him by...

[gary yap]

... Mammoth, another SM senior member :eek: :D

(i don't think chang is petty la.)

[Sugarfree]

(just don't blow up political issues and you'll be fine :p )

they usually have their breakfast...

[gary yap]

... by the warung in USJ9.

[QuietStorm]

That'd be Nirwana Maju, no?

[Sugarfree]

i don't know. ask gary. :D

[birdy]

Gary in puzzled mode, answered ...

[gary yap]

... "Don't tempt me during puasa!" :D

[birdy]

I am a Mohd Gary now. :D

[gary yap]

But the Birdy misunderstood me... :confused:

[birdy]

Birdy thought he is she!

[gary yap]

He try puasa like Muslim :) .

(dey, 5-words la)

[birdy]

Meanwhile, Sugarfree discovered that Gary ..

[gary yap]

... is a 'straight' young man.

[birdy]

Sugarfree thought he is stickman :D

[gary yap]

Gary morphed into something else...

[birdy]

He is now yellow banana!

[gary yap]

With extensive knowledge of Mandarin :D

[birdy]

He speaks in fluent Mandarin

[gary yap]

... and reading and writing it :cool:

[QuietStorm]

Furthermore, speaks in Taiwanese accent!

[gary yap]

Just like in soap opera.

[QuietStorm]

..shot on location in Kampung...

[birdy]

Cina where all the 'pendatangs'......

[Mammoth]

are building their empires there

[birdy]

Gary was welcomed by them .....

[QuietStorm]

...funny looking people with horns...

[Mammoth]

sharp teeth and red face

[gary yap]

... cos after drinking cold toddy. :D

[QuietStorm]

..at only RM1.50 a cup...

[PeterHng]

but can cost your life..

[gary yap]

... if you drink and drive. :)

[Sugarfree]

slow and steady wins race :)

[Mammoth]

face and furious wins girls :D

[gary yap]

As the crowd grew bigger...

[WonderfulLife]

...my head grew horns! :eek: Then...

[gary yap]

... I grew a tail too! :eek:

[Sugarfree]

looking down, i was shocked...:eek: ;)

[Mammoth]

I don't have a penis! :eek:

[PeterHng]

And What Do You Have??

[Sugarfree]

mammoth, please answer peter now. :D

[Mammoth]

And What Do You Have??
I have a strong trunk ... :D

[PeterHng]

Don't-la try to show off:p

(sugarfree the instigator..)

[gary yap]

PeterHng whipped out his 'competition' :eek:

[Sugarfree]

black man also 'kau tau'! :eek: :D

[birdy]

They fight like experienced Jedi ....... :eek:

[Mammoth]

When PeterHng almost hit Mammoth,

[Sugarfree]

with his really huge, nasty...

[gary yap]

bat with Birdy's name engraved :confused:

[Mammoth]

Mammoth returned a hard blow

[gary yap]

... right below the belt... illegally :eek:

[birdy]

PeterHng cried out in pain ........

[Sugarfree]

Grabbing a steel pipe, he ...

[birdy]

throws towards Mammoth and ran. :p

[QuietStorm]

Mammoth ducked just in time.

[birdy]

Mammoth gave a chase immediately ...

[kitkat]

but, alas, with pants around

[birdy]

Mammoth trip and fall down

[PeterHng]

meanwhile Quietstorm didn't bother to

[birdy]

He laughs at falling Mammoth ...

[Mammoth]

who got up and chase

[Sugarfree]

the big, fat elephant. then...

[gary yap]

all starts to balik kampong. :confused:

[Mammoth]

To celebrate Raya. The End. :D

New story please....

[gary yap]

Mammoth just finished work when...

[Mammoth]

Gary walked into his room ...

[Sugarfree]

...in just his spanking new...

[kitkat]

black shining shoes n white...

[birdy]

Playboy brand super sexy underwear :eek:

[Mammoth]

and brand new Georgeo Armany (note : imitate brand :D )

[Firebird]

Sensing something amiss, Kitkat looked...

[birdy]

amazed of what's happened yesterday :eek:

[kitkat]

If only I'd recorded that

[Sugarfree]

.. birdy would had me killed! :eek: :p

[birdy]

Luckily birdy is kind enough ...

[Mammoth]

to free Sugarfree in naked ....

[Sugarfree]

...land where gary and birdy...

[Scorpio 6]

and saw two snakes together

[Mammoth]

The snakes look like Chang...

[birdy]

because they're one eye snakes!

[gary yap]

Suddenly, there's rumble behind Mammoth...

[Sugarfree]

...and at that instant, chang...

[gary yap]

... started running frantically away from...

[Sugarfree]

mammoth who was having the...

[gary yap]

... banana that Chang gave and...

[kitkat]

loving it. Hoping for more!

[gary yap]

The rumbling started by Zilla :eek: !!!

[QuietStorm]

The ground shook. Traffic stopped.

[gary yap]

People running helter skelter everywhere!!! :eek:

[Sugarfree]

there was just no escape! :eek:

[gary yap]

"WHY".... screamed Chang and Mammoth...

[Sugarfree]

"...did you have to insert..." :eek:

[kitkat]

the tube into the water?

[QuietStorm]

"That doesn't make any sense."

[gary yap]

Should insert tube into beer! :mad: :D

[Sugarfree]

first to finish wins prize! :D

[gary yap]

Mammoth scratch his head thinking...

[coleslaw]

but i don't like beers........

[gary yap]

... without my Quietstorm accompanying me :D

[coleslaw]

who's gonna drink the beers!!!

[Sugarfree]

that is indeed a predicament :(

[kitkat]

put center and roll the dice

[oblina]

jumanji....

[Sugarfree]

jumanji....(oblina...it's 5 words, not 1.)

the sexy promoter reached out...

[gary yap]

... and touched Quietstorm on his...

[Sugarfree]

pouch that she thought contained...

[kitkat]

the magic powder for beauty

[Firebird]

But instead found something else. ;)

[gary yap]

Powdered form of Super Viagra :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Throwing an evil glance at...

[gary yap]

... Coleslaw, the sexy promoter starts...

[QuietStorm]

..to breath heavily while lifting... :eek:

[coleslaw]

5kgs dumb bells, and singing....... :D

[gary yap]

... MammaMia from the musical show.

[kitkat]

If you'r near me, SOS

[QuietStorm]

Dancing Queen is another hit :D

[gary yap]

But the economic crisis deepens...

[PeterHng]

but leaders are saying ok :eek:

[Sugarfree]

a bunch of idiots alright :mad:

[gary yap]

Sugarfree rise to the occasion...

[Sugarfree]

...kicking the morons in their...

[gary yap]

... belly, telling them reduce food...

[Sugarfree]

prices or we'll boycott their...

[gary yap]

... massage parlours and gambling dens! :mad:

[Sugarfree]

we will also stop going...

[gary yap]

... to subang usj forums forever :D

[Sugarfree]

...making facebook our permanent 'home'! :p

[gary yap]

Protest started by Chang... WHY? :D

[kitkat]

someone is using his ID

[gary yap]

And he is going bananas... :D

[Sugarfree]

suddenly, chang started to crave...

[gary yap]

... for banana shake from Baskins...

[coleslaw]

growling..'go get me one!'

[kitkat]

send monkey, got peanuts instead!

[gary yap]

Quietstorm transformed into a Zombie :eek: !!!

[QuietStorm]

...thirsting for Gary Yap's blood! :eek: :D

[gary yap]

With 'Thriller' playing along, Chang...

[Sugarfree]

surprises everyone present with his...

[gary yap]

... Michael Jackson's moonwalk aka Bille-Jean :D

[Sugarfree]

the crowd roars with approval!

[QuietStorm]

Coleslaw, with an evil grin...

[gary yap]

... started making advances to Sugarfree :eek:

[QuietStorm]

who happened to be eying...

[PeterHng]

gary_yap who was eyeing Quietstorm :confused:

[Sugarfree]

and then peterhng woke up!

[gary yap]

To the delight of Coleslaw...

[QuietStorm]

...there she is, a sight...

[coleslaw]

for sore eyes..haiyaya..*gulped*...

[QuietStorm]

She's the sweetest thing on... ;)

[Firebird]

earth. sexy and curvy with...

[kitkat]

2 humps on it's back.

[QuietStorm]

with a taste for blood. :eek:

[kitkat]

The smell in the air

[gary yap]

... is filled with Gary's fart :eek: :eek: :eek:

[kitkat]

and **** in his pants!

[gary yap]

Luckily it's not wet one :D

[Blue Jasmine]

so gary rushed home only

[QuietStorm]

..to find wifey dressed in... ;)

[kitkat]

leather gears and waving whip :eek:

[Firebird]

Gary didn't waste any time... :eek:

[Blue Jasmine]

he quickly took off his

[coleslaw]

glasses and dashes blindly across........

[Sugarfree]

he quickly took off hisbj..yeaaaaaah..always luv the way you think... ;-)

glasses and dashes blindly across.......(bro...you're always so fast with your bucket of "lang sui" (cold water)..hehehehe...)

...the living room, only to... ;)

[kitkat]

fall flat on his face!

[QuietStorm]

Looking up, he was astounded ...

[USJ27Resident]

...to see the Prime Minister, wide awake... :D looking down at him....

[QuietStorm]

(only 5 words per entry, usj27resident :D)

together with Razak who has... :p

[PeterHng]

just been released from trial :rolleyes:

[USJ27Resident]

(sorry about the last boo-boo!)

walking with another beautiful Mongolian :eek: :p

[QuietStorm]

..dressed in a stunning white... ;)

[Scorpio 6]

showing all her imported jewellery

[QuietStorm]

..to the lustful gazes of...

[USJ27Resident]

..to the lustful gazes of...

the chosen one that cannot..... :p

[QuietStorm]

..say no to beautiful, young...

[PeterHng]

Sweet thing. But Chang has

[QuietStorm]

for a long time felt...

[USJ27Resident]

for a long time felt...


suddenly everything has political innuendoes :p

[Sugarfree]

and he is hell-bent on... :D

[USJ27Resident]

and he is hell-bent on... :D

being strong with the "Force"...... [background music of starwars plays!!! :p ]

[QuietStorm]

With his lightsaber, Chang walks...

[chloe_yee87]

across to KLCC's Kinokuniya, hoping...

[QuietStorm]

to seek out a yellow...

[USJ27Resident]

guide book on star wars

[QuietStorm]

At the blink of an...

[kitkat]

eye...everything looks so dream-like.

[Sugarfree]

but it isn't a dream.

[kitkat]

It's just too unbelievable for

[gary yap]

... coleslaw to believe in cheap...

[Sugarfree]

publicity to draw people's attention...

[Blue Jasmine]

to vote for KJ as

[Firebird]

he is one son of...

[PeterHng]

most uncelebrated of all PMs

[USJ27Resident]

most uncelebrated of all PMs

but he wasn't the son :p

[QuietStorm]

Meanwhile, back at the BeerGarden...

[birdy]

There were six people there...

[QuietStorm]

who would be millionaires by... :p

[birdy]

striking the 6/52 sports TOTO

[coleslaw]

no harm in dreaming big...... :D

[QuietStorm]

and winning big this weekend! :D

[USJ27Resident]

and winning big this weekend! :D

if they knew the numbers... :)

[QuietStorm]

Adjusting to life as millionaires... :p

[birdy]

spending lavishly on luxury goods

[mediumsliced]

that we can ill afford...

[QuietStorm]

but because of divine intervention...

[USJ27Resident]

KJ and KT apparitions appeared.... :p

[QuietStorm]

...only to be crushed by...

[Sugarfree]

dolly parton's pair of monstrous... :eek: :p

[Eastern Citizen]

dolly parton's pair of monstrous... :eek: :p
shoes. :D Meanwhile, back at the...................

[gary yap]

... Station ONE cafe, Gary YAP...

[QuietStorm]

...spotted someone familiar. She wore...

[gary yap]

... like Angelina Aloevera's bathing suit.

[QuietStorm]

She sat next to a ...

[gary yap]

... bar craving for Quietstorm's attention. :D

[QuietStorm]

..but got Gary's attention instead. :D

[gary yap]

Coleslaw got the attention instead :D

[QuietStorm]

Coleslaw, being the super duper...

[gary yap]

... big bad wolf starts salivating... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

...at the sight of the...

[gary yap]

nice piece of juicy... masterpiece :D

[QuietStorm]

It's cooked rare. One bite...

[gary yap]

... and you know it's Kobe.

[QuietStorm]

So soft, tender. I'm getting... ;)

[gary yap]

... the rest to join me. :)

[QuietStorm]

Join in the party, folks! :D

[USJ27Resident]

...spotted someone familiar. She wore...

...nothing but nobody said anything :p

[QuietStorm]

That's because they were busy...

[bzjude]

licking salivating panting sweating fainting! :D

[Sugarfree]

ogling, squeezing, staring, flirting and...

[jianwei85]

climbed up Mount Kinabalu for

[Mammoth]

another round of extreme exercise...

[QuietStorm]

It's nothing like doing it...

[gary yap]

... like there is no tomorrow.

[QuietStorm]

..as long as your partner...

[gary yap]

... is strong enough to screw...

[QuietStorm]

(Gary, that's pretty tricky, considering that we are in the usj.com forum and not Facebook..hahahahaha)

...in the bulbs. Coleslaw decided...

[Mammoth]

turn off the light for

[QuietStorm]

..his partner is giving him...

[Sugarfree]

a night to remember. then...

[Blue Jasmine]

someone knock on the door

[QuietStorm]

...for a good 60 seconds...

[Sugarfree]

before bj decides to see...

[QuietStorm]

...who it is. As it...

[Sugarfree]

...is dark and windy, bluejasmine...

[mediumsliced]

...is a total stranger to...

[Sugarfree]

..to this hot thing called... ;)

[gary yap]

... Gary YAP, with his huge... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

...baton. He waved it menacingly... :eek:

[gary yap]

... at BlueJasmine, who's turned on... :D

[QuietStorm]

..by the sight of Gary's... ;)

[gary yap]

... big, strong, hairy muscular arms.