The NeverEnding Story

[gary yap]

... and wife the same time :eek:

[rachel sj]

he sounded harsh to wifey...

(aiyo gary..how 1 person calling 2 ppl at the same time??)

[gary yap]

... but wifey lagi even harsher.

(accidental conference call ma...)

[rachel sj]

at the same time..kwchang

[gary yap]

... turn to Rachel for help.


(need to go out now)

[rachel sj]

and rachel doesnt know how...

[Sugarfree]

gary, grinning slyly, takes out...

[bzjude]

his pet hamster and lets... :eek: :D

[gary yap]

... the jolly good times roll... :D

[coleslaw]

at RP tonight!!..let's groove..

( RP is at hyatt for those not in the know!)

[gary yap]

RP? Very very expensive drinks.

(Rumah Peranakan or something in Hyatt Saujana Subang, where those rich old men bring young gals there.)

[coleslaw]

don't have so many lor!!! :D

[gary yap]

cannot la, once engine start...

[coleslaw]

join the club la, brader!!! :D

[gary yap]

My drinking hole in coffeeshop :D

[coleslaw]

of late, me too!!! :D ..chialat

[QuietStorm]

High prices. I quit drinking!
:p

[gary yap]

For me I cut down :D

(hey, we should be creating story la)

[QuietStorm]

(hey, we should be creating story la)We start doing that tomorrow :p

[bzjude]

So far need not pay ;)

[QuietStorm]

The ground shook, the skies...

[gary yap]

... turned darkish gray and suddenly...

[birdy]

creature alike birds are seen

[gary yap]

... flying rapidly towards Birdy's house :D

[birdy]

The creature was resting now ...

[rachel sj]

on top of Birdy's house...

[gary yap]

... waiting for Birdy to appear.

[QuietStorm]

But Birdy had other ideas.

[birdy]

It transformed into human being

[gary yap]

... with strong hormones filled action :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Then, it started to reach...

[gary yap]

... the point of heavy 'eruption' :D

[QuietStorm]

Birdy was shocked by the...

[gary yap]

... after-effects of the blue pill :D

[QuietStorm]

...which he bought at the....

[gary yap]

... roadside stall in Petaling street :confused:

[irisbaggins]

....after he eats beef noodles

[CCY]

.....soft as his little birdy..

[gary yap]

... he starts to look for...

[rachel sj]

the best durian stall around...

[irisbaggins]

gladly eating musang king durian......

[gary yap]

... then suddenly, he farted loudly :eek:

[rachel sj]

and burped like a thunder....

[gary yap]

... while scratching his butt crack.

[irisbaggins]

he covered his face shamefully.....

[gary yap]

The skies turned gray... suddenly... :eek:

[CCY]

....the moon rises low today..

[PeterHng]

the skies didn't smile either..

[rachel sj]

mean while inside Birdy's house....

[PeterHng]

there was a cat that

[CCY]

....that catches no rat for..

[Sugarfree]

it isn't really a cat...

[birdy]

it is a mummy panther! :eek:

[gary yap]

It mutated after eating Nasi-Lemak. :confused:

[rachel sj]

this cat-like creature has 3-eye

[gary yap]

... that see thru human's thinking :eek:

[rachel sj]

this beast also has ability...

[gary yap]

... to see your naked body :D

[CCY]

.....when the clothes are remove...;)

[gary yap]

Birdy have to dispose off...

[coleslaw]

a faulty washing machine first...

[gary yap]

... before disposing the fugly beast.

[QuietStorm]

"Ohhh..noooooooooo", Birdy screamed at...

[birdy]

seeing the cat-creature laughing aloud

[gary yap]

It's Borat the humsap cat :D

[irisbaggins]

I have five crazy cats

[gary yap]

And Borat is the leader. ;)

[PeterHng]

Garfield is his deputy while

[gary yap]

... Birdy is his big 'birdy'. :D

[rachel sj]

and Arleen is Garfield's sweetheart.........

[gary yap]

The old flame returned unexpectedly... :eek:

[PeterHng]

ruining all his future plans :rolleyes:

[gary yap]

An evil plan is devised...

[Sugarfree]

tiptoeing his way to the....

[gary yap]

... bathroom and peep at PeterHng :D

[Sugarfree]

who's in the midst of...

[gary yap]

taking a dump and smoking :D

[Sugarfree]

this was after he had...

[birdy]

met up with bold Gary

[Sugarfree]

who happened to be the...

[PeterHng]

bald one. Meanwhile Sugarfree was

[gary yap]

... envious of Gary's big big...

[Sugarfree]

..simply too big, totally humongous...

[gary yap]

... ego that pisses everyone off :)

[Sugarfree]

however, coleslaw disagrees. he thinks...

[birdy]

that nobody has higher ego

[gary yap]

... than lovely Birdy the bird.

[birdy]

....Coleslaw decided to go bald... :D

[coleslaw]

'who loves ya, baby?' coleslaw....

[QuietStorm]

...asked a clueless AhLian, dressed...

[birdy]

in very ugly red blouse

[QuietStorm]

..bought at a roadside stall.

[birdy]

AhLian clad the red blouse ...

[QuietStorm]

...turning lots of heads, including...

[Sugarfree]

...kwchang's. unable to take his...

[CCY]

...banana out of his trouser's....

[Sugarfree]

...left pocket, he asked ccy...

[CCY]

....where's the banana for sugarfree... :D

[birdy]

Only realized it has lost! :eek:

[PeterHng]

Meanwhile, BN lost its way,

[Sugarfree]

..and knowing that they would...

[birdy]

not gain back the supports ...

[Sugarfree]

..of bolehland's citizens, they go...

[gary yap]

... ballistic by stripping themselves naked. :confused:

[Sugarfree]

... amusing everyone with their small ...

[candle]

brains emerging from their small. .

[Sugarfree]

heads which are filled with ...

[candle]

big ideas and decisions, however..

[QuietStorm]

..having said that, chances are...

[birdy]

words are louder than actions

[Sugarfree]

or is it, action is...
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/dance002.gif

[QuietStorm]

...louder than words? What do...

[gary yap]

... you think? Asked Quiet Storm?

[QuietStorm]

Quietstorm doesn't have the answer. :D

[gary yap]

So they asked the Oracle.

[rachel sj]

but Oracle also not sure...

[QuietStorm]

...where Datuk Ahmad is hiding. :p

[PeterHng]

Meanwhile the political situation deteriorates..

[Sugarfree]

...to the point where najib...

[gary yap]

... apologies on Datuk Ahmad's behalf :confused:

[PeterHng]

But Datuk-Ahmad's not apologising saying

[rachel sj]

apology? why should I apologise ?

[PeterHng]

This is how we survived!!

[gary yap]

By milking the immigrant non-Malays :eek:

[QuietStorm]

...leaving them high and dry :(

[gary yap]

Sounds like Def Leppard album.(High & Dry)

[QuietStorm]

I like Bon Jovi more :D

[PeterHng]

whenever Beyonce is not around :p

[QuietStorm]

Wrong! It's sexy Paris Hilton. ;)

[gary yap]

I prefer her home video :D

[QuietStorm]

Please be more specific, Gary. ;)

[gary yap]

She moan and groan alot :eek:

[PeterHng]

she's thrashy alright, sexy NO!

(Beyonce's better looking and more endowed:D)

[QuietStorm]

To each his own, methinks. :D

[gary yap]

Suddenly, First Wive's Club appear... :eek:

[Sugarfree]

and bashed the daylights out...

[bzjude]

...of the girls from China! :D

[QuietStorm]

Meanwhile, the husbands made a...

[birdy]

debut by surprising the wife :eek:

[Mammoth]

He was the club chairman!

[gary yap]

Only 'big' ones can join :D .

[Sugarfree]

in that case, mammoth surely...

[gary yap]

... is for the well endowed :p

[Mammoth]

Mammoth starts to fight for

[bzjude]

a big beautiful yellow canary? ;) :D

[QuietStorm]

And the winner is none...

[Mammoth]

but Quietstorm as it comes

[QuietStorm]

without so much as a...

[Mammoth]

noob like Ahmad Ismail who

[QuietStorm]

is adamant in not apologizing...

[Mammoth]

despite being pursuade. He is

[gary yap]

... a gay who likes 'behind' :eek:

[Mammoth]

penetration. He finds excitement from

[gary yap]

..... Mammoth, who is mammoth enough :D ...

[PeterHng]

However, the story suddenly changed

[QuietStorm]

..when Anwar takes over. He...

[gary yap]

... proclaim himself King, not PM.

(Fornicate Under Command of King) :D

[Sugarfree]

..then came his queen, sa**ul! (sorry, really can't resist that one! hehehehehehehe....:p )

[gary yap]

"Fill me up", he said. :eek:

[Mammoth]

He loosen his leather belt ...

[gary yap]

... just after meal from breaking-fast.

[Sugarfree]

patting his tummy, he said...

[gary yap]

"Ben Dover is my nickname.

[Sugarfree]

his queen did exactly that. :p

[gary yap]

But he is still hungry.

[Sugarfree]

...and wants more. grabbing him...

[gary yap]

, feeding him with nasi lemak :eek:

[Sugarfree]

'campur' with mayonnaise. gross indeed. :eek: :p

[gary yap]

NO... mayo to play with... :D

[Sugarfree]

just like what my ex...

[gary yap]

... boyfriend loves to play with :D

[Sugarfree]

he especially liked to use...

[gary yap]

sambal belacan on his manhood! :eek:

[jenmad]

The next morning, there was

[Mammoth]

a total mess in the

[Sugarfree]

bedroom where the "queen" was....

[Mammoth]

still lying on the bed ....

[Sugarfree]

waiting for the "king" to...

[Mammoth]

continue what was left undone .... :eek:

[Sugarfree]

the night before which was...

[Mammoth]

censored censored censored censored censored :D

[Sugarfree]

meanwhile, back at the pub... :D

[bzjude]

where hula girls were hulaing... ;)

[birdy]

Sugarfree and Gary were hunting

[Mammoth]

for their red underwears that

[gary yap]

... Birdy stole and export to...

[Mammoth]

Antarctica for hefty profit margins.

[gary yap]

But the Eskimos wanted... Sugarfree :eek:

[Sugarfree]

but sugarfree wants pamela anderson! :D

[Mammoth]

Sugarfree realized it's only dream

[Sugarfree]

but he's going to keep...

[gary yap]

going after his wet dreams.

[Mammoth]

He wet the bed with .....

[gary yap]

Pamela Anderson in his mind. :D

[Mammoth]

Meanwhile, Gary had same dream ...

[gary yap]

... of Mammoth and Sugarfree together :eek: :D

[Mammoth]

just like 'king' and 'queen'

[gary yap]

SUddenly, the world rumbled vigorously...

[Sugarfree]

then, gary woke up, sweating...

[gary yap]

... cos Sugarfree was behind him :eek:

[Mammoth]

Wetting Gary's back with slimy

[gary yap]

... luckily it's all a dream :p

[QuietStorm]

A dream?! That's so anticlimactic!! :p

[gary yap]

... but wait, something's happening here! :eek:

[Mammoth]

Shocking to see Gary in

[Sugarfree]

just his birthday suit, rubbing... :eek:

[Mammoth]

his big stomach and growls ...

[Sugarfree]

like a tiger in heat. :D

[Mammoth]

Gary jumped onto Sugarfree's bed .... :eek:

[gary yap]

... and wait for his girlfriend.

[Sugarfree]

girlfriend no 1 or 2? :p

[gary yap]

Gary loyal to 1 girlfriend

(... or is it Girlfriend #1 :D )

[Mammoth]

He took off his clothes ............

[gary yap]

... to reveal his Superman uniform. :D

[Mammoth]

Alas! It was fake one!

[QuietStorm]

Bought at the pasar malam... :p

[PeterHng]

summore at very high price. :eek:

[QuietStorm]

The seller, Ah Seng, said...

[PeterHng]

Gary could get cheaper if

[QuietStorm]

...only he had flashed his...

[PeterHng]

infamous black-eye to Ah-Seng when

[QuietStorm]

Ahmad Ismail showed up with...

[Sugarfree]

the boss of restoran kayu...

[birdy]

selling red panties to public ... :D

[QuietStorm]

Puzzled, Gary asks Birdy why. :confused:

[HAN2]

birdy was clueless

[jianwei85]

then, he wasted no time

[birdy]

He gained overnight famous by....

[Mammoth]

ransacking the goods of AhmadIsmail ....

[gary yap]

... with his Mammoth and Birdy! :D

[Mammoth]

Then come the Inspector General,

[Sugarfree]

..dressed up in soothing pink. :eek:

[gary yap]

He's looking for Moderator Chang :D

[Mammoth]

To protect Chang using ISA ... :D

[gary yap]

... on a various of people :eek:

[Sugarfree]

who are these people, gary? :p :D

[gary yap]

... asked Chang angrily at Gary :confused:

[Sugarfree]

'don't make me use these...'

[gary yap]

... SM whip on you sucker! :D

[Sugarfree]

rain poured, thunder roared. chang...

[gary yap]

... don his dominatrix suit and... :eek:

[Sugarfree]

began to walk menacingly towards...

[gary yap]

... Sugarfree and tell him to...

[Sugarfree]

assist him in tracking down... :D

[gary yap]

... the new massage parlour in...

[Mammoth]

one of the secret cave ...

[Sugarfree]

in ipoh. gary's the boss! :p

[gary yap]

... Batman lepak with Robin there.

[Sugarfree]

however, the main attraction is...

[gary yap]

Chang in his dominatrix suit :D