The NeverEnding Story

[wewa25]

to Subang Jaya KTM heading

[PeterHng]

to Mid-valley shopping mall and

[mon]

get the beautiful watch for

[PeterHng]

her mother-in-law and after that

[orchipalar]

Err...slap the mother in law?:D

[PeterHng]

for being so demanding and

[orchipalar]

Err...demanding for a rich son-inlaw.

[mon]

with a face like...alien

[PeterHng]

and not just that, somemore

[mon]

the antennas were at his (somemore 2 words liao! cheat..) :D

[PeterHng]

backside and with blue eyes

[mon]

that are so like ocean-like-blue

[PeterHng]

which is her favourite color

[mon]

and she likes strolling along

[PeterHng]

country road with her baby

[mon]

boy who is just 40 years

[PeterHng]

that needs his mother's care

[mon]

who's name is jamjam bink

[PeterHng]

and later changed to JarJarBink

[tpboyz]

which was totally wrong that

[wsl]

he appointed as senator for

[PeterHng]

the planet of Otah Gunga

[Sasha]

someone with a huge head

[mon]

and a big hairy left foot

[tpboyz]

that is too big for

[CCY]

someone's big fat mouth that...

[orchipalar]

Err...spew fouled breath to everyone.

[Sasha]

Suddenly, appearing from the horizon....

[tupai]

a pair of big spot-lights

[Sasha]

fast approaching, blinding... creating stirs...

[tupai]

,breaking sound barrier, with thundering

[Sasha]

roar, it appears before everyone...

[tupai]

running helter skelter screaming "the...

[Sasha]

gigantic squirrel is coming!!!!!! RUN!!!!!

[tpboyz]

People started to panic which

[Sasha]

caused a major stampede into

[evecyanide]

the backlane full of gunk

[Sasha]

smelling rather foul, and yet...

[AllUrban]

no one wished to make....

[wsl]

way and prefer to smell...

[tpboyz]

like the gunk to escape

[ghj]

from the Tamest Lion that

[evecyanide]

was emerging from the earth

[tpboyz]

while shaking the loose earth

[ghj]

which falls from the GREATEST..

[bm007snr]

heights. Meanwhile, two monkeys started

[tpboyz]

to do the tango with

[ghj]

a fat CAT that loves...

[tpboyz]

to rumba all night long

[bm007snr]

in toilets. Those monkeys became

[evecyanide]

such hooligans that their mothers

[Sasha]

refused to pick their lice

[wsl]

, leaving them scratching their buttocks

[wanmei]

until it bleed without so

[evecyanide]

much of a skin stuck

[tpboyz]

between their buttocks and their

[evecyanide]

pants shrunk incredible hulk style

[tpboyz]

outlining their sexy and hairy

[evecyanide]

six legged thighs which was

[wsl]

so tiny that need magnifying

[Sasha]

but looked hairy when magnified

[wewa25]

to even see a creature

[tpboyz]

like that would make the

[evecyanide]

difference in this world. Meanwhile,

[ghj]

the Beanstalk started to really..

[bm007snr]

piss ghj off, so he

[evecyanide]

took an axe and chopped

[mon]

off his bald head then

[evecyanide]

procceed to dig his brains

[PeterHng]

and eat them all, but

[mon]

the loose screw got stucked

[ghj]

between the giant wheels of..

[evecyanide]

the rotating windmill which was

[CCY]

arrrrrrghhh...spinning out of control..

[evecyanide]

, when suddenly the propeler flew

[PeterHng]

and hit usj.com where all

[wsl]

all forumers scream in ecstasy

[PeterHng]

and how could that be,

[AllUrban]

and how could that be? asked the moderator? "Usj.com.my is............."

[PeterHng]

bunch of fun ppl around.

[AllUrban]

"Care for each other," said.......

[PeterHng]

master orchi, who is the

[CCY]

'king of crooks' someone says...:D:D:D

kekekeke hard to resist ... buddy orchi...

[jianwei85]

trying to make gold from

[evecyanide]

straw, but alas he realised

[PeterHng]

he got to pay bills,

[AllUrban]

and prices were rising, while................

[PeterHng]

Gomen din help dat much

[ghj]

he actually blew them up..

[PeterHng]

everything spiralling out of control,

[tpboyz]

then out of the blue

[ghj]

he says.. You Took Me..

[PeterHng]

and you voted for me

[AllUrban]

and now you will pay!

[PeterHng]

and he'll do it My-Way

[evecyanide]

anyway, by the way and

[PeterHng]

all the way up there,

[orchipalar]

Err...what goes up must comedown.

[PeterHng]

Whatever goes around comes around,

[evecyanide]

the apple hit him on

[ghj]

the nose and give him...

[evecyanide]

a red nose like rudolf's

[ghj]

forehead that indicates a very...

[evecyanide]

high fever. To the Doctor

[jianwei85]

it was nothing. All that

[tpboyz]

was just to get more

[AllUrban]

attention from the very tough

[evecyanide]

wifey that he had stashed

[jianwei85]

two sugar cubes under the

[tpboyz]

sink right next to the

[ghj]

honey rock sugar that almost..

[tpboyz]

gave him a tooth ache

[AllUrban]

but a toothache was better

[evecyanide]

than being bashed by his

[AllUrban]

former close friend, who now

[evecyanide]

is in Germany, rooting for

[PeterHng]

the world cup that's illusive,

[mon]

deceptive to those who believe

[PeterHng]

as if Germany gonna win

[tpboyz]

but praying for a miracle

[PeterHng]

that would defeat the Italian,

[ghj]

the biggest RIval in the...

[tpboyz]

World Cup competition which was

[AllUrban]

about glory and the beautiful

[ghj]

eyelashes contest that is confirmed..

[evecyanide]

to be as curly as

[ghj]

Best Maggi Mee in town...

[AllUrban]

Despite the risk, he was...........

[tpboyz]

still hoping and praying for

[evecyanide]

the sky not to fall

[PeterHng]

on his enemy and then

[evecyanide]

suddenly, Zizou the protector of

[PeterHng]

of French colony suddenly made

[evecyanide]

a run for the goal

[PeterHng]

which was given as penalty

[evecyanide]

for kicking Calvaho's privates. Meanwhile,

[tupai]

Senorita Conchita was baring her

[PeterHng]

the portuguese fans went berserk

[tupai]

oops! peter beat me to it..

when Senorita Conchita was baring

[evecyanide]

her bald head, "Gosh...!!" went

[PeterHng]

the ball into the dreaded

(sorry tupai... :D )

[tupai]

iwk pool outside the stadium

(hey Peter...my fault for thinking tooooo long...yang amat bodoh me lah) :p

[evecyanide]

which was filled with murky

[PeterHng]

and dirty greenish thingy which

[evecyanide]

burns like acid when you

[PeterHng]

dive in for a swim

:p

[evecyanide]

.Someone was watching from behind

[ghj]

with the most Mischievious Grin...

[wsl]

... hiding behind the pillar, waiting..

[PeterHng]

to pounce on unsuspecting victim :mad: :mad:

[AllUrban]

who would never know what..........

[tpboyz]

hit them as they were

[CCY]

busy surfing usj dot com..

[AllUrban]

knowing that they should have

[CCY]

put their pants on instead...

[Anthony]

and grab a bunch of grass....

[AllUrban]

not the kind that could

[evecyanide]

make you high and buh-bye...

[bm007snr]

A naked chimpanzee which was

[tpboyz]

high on said grass tried

[wsl]

feed his imagination with good

[jianwei85]

todi fermented by goat milk

[mon]

mixed with pepsi and cola

[PeterHng]

cocktail and can knock you

[jianwei85]

out like Mike Tyson on

[PeterHng]

world heavy championship which was

[ghj]

held on top of hill...

[wsl]

where no man ever live

[PeterHng]

to tell tales of his

[ghj]

grandmother's story which inspires all..

[tupai]

to soar even the highest

[PeterHng]

peak of the himalayas, yet

[wsl]

refused to use the stairways

[AllUrban]

High expectations require hard work.......

[evecyanide]

in order to see the money

[wsl]

start flying away faster than

[ghj]

the speed of light until..

[AllUrban]

everyone realized that there was

[Vixey]

no point to this story and

[evecyanide]

fable. So Mr.Bean got up

[ghj]

in one Christmas morning feeling...

[PeterHng]

like a black morning and

[ghj]

paint it *Pink* so that..

[AllUrban]

he could understand what life

[Vixey]

as the Pink Panther could

[PeterHng]

not find his car and

[jianwei85]

rolled up his sleeves to

[PeterHng]

try to find his hat

[evecyanide]

that was flushed down the

[mon]

throat of an evil witch

[ghj]

that he have to shrink..

[evecyanide]

the heads of his enemies

[PeterHng]

to become like ET type

[mon]

with protruding head jutting out

[PeterHng]

and the tongue and eyes

[mon]

all @twisted@ and crumpled like @@

[jianwei85]

Arghhhhhhhhh!!! A Marshmallow Man!!!! Help!!!

[mon]

Mayday! Mayday! Houston we have

[ghj]

all the Spiky Shell Abalone..

[AllUrban]

that anyone could ever want

[PeterHng]

Chinese New Year Steamboat feasting

[alexhay]

most important must lou sang

[PeterHng]

with fresh salmon and crackers :p

[alexhay]

then must play fire crackers

[PeterHng]

to chase away all ghosts :D

[alexhay]

afterwhich the gambling session starts

[evecyanide]

which will awaken the police

[ghj]

from the deep sleep which...

[Mike_Scofield]

will make them die..

[wsl]

working chasing all the ghost

[Mike_Scofield]

away from them all.

[Mike_Scofield]

oh, so sorry....

ok.. i'll change it....

so that they can live

[mon]

up to their mums' expectations (welcome Mike Scofield)

[PeterHng]

which are sky high and

[Mike_Scofield]

makes them feel stressed out

[AllUrban]

but then, being stressed is

[jianwei85]

not so stressed as watching

[mon]

the years go by....However

[PeterHng]

to de-stress we got to

[mon]

chomp down 20 apples aday

[PeterHng]

to keep de doctor away

[mon]

so docs would go bankrup

[PeterHng]

then open mamak stalls to

[mon]

please the late night devils

[PeterHng]

which are the cupids tt

[mon]

that includes the BMW guy ;)

[PeterHng]

who drove into the mamak

:D

[evecyanide]

wearing nuthin but a sarong :p

[PeterHng]

and out of nowhere came

[mon]

an alien with only 2-front-teeth

[wsl]

ordering its teh tarik ala

[ghj]

flamenco which keeps them shaking...

[AllUrban]

their fingers and lecturing the

[evecyanide]

elephants on how to spray

[ghj]

the thick mucus out of...

[evecyanide]

their trunks, properly aimed at

[ghj]

the World's Largest Diamond on...

[evecyanide]

Rose Dawson's neck named 'Heart

[AllUrban]

of the ocean. Even the

[Mike_Scofield]

best mucus-shooter in the world

[alexhay]

cant beat me...

[evecyanide]

in eating William's mashed potatoes

[Mike_Scofield]

because he's just too good

[evecyanide]

at mixing the ingredients of

[Mike_Scofield]

eggs, soy sauce, herbs and lipstick

[evecyanide]

made of monkey's placentas and

[Mike_Scofield]

disgusting voodoo dolls to make

[PeterHng]

people mesmerised with her wanton

[alexhay]

mee with chicken leg

[AllUrban]

which is not exactly what......