The NeverEnding Story

[QuietStorm]

is straight. Disappointed, Gary goes...

[PeterHng]

and seeks out QuietStorm. And

[gary yap]

...got turn away cos too..

[QuietStorm]

Quietstorm is straight. Gary then...

[PeterHng]

tried on himself as his

[gary yap]

... option is less, finds bzjude :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Gary is in luck! Yahhhoooo! :p :p

+joking only+

[PeterHng]

Bzjude meanwhile was very tired

[gary yap]

Cos Gary YAP so powderful :D

[QuietStorm]

Still 'powderful', Gary seeks out...

[gary yap]

... Pam Anderson for solid time :D

[PeterHng]

but Pam rejected Gary bcos

[gary yap]

... Gary is young and handsome... :rolleyes:

[AppLePie]

but pam find him smelly.....

[gary yap]

... but it's Pam's nose problem... :D

[bzjude]

futile thoughts of Gary's, then ...

[gary yap]

... ApplePie agreed in Pam's problem.

[PeterHng]

Meanwhile Coleslaw clenched his fists..

[QuietStorm]

...screaming at the top of...

[PeterHng]

his voice, "Gary what are..

[coleslaw]

we eating? i'm hungry!..let's.......

[PeterHng]

go high-tea. Or else..

[QuietStorm]

..go to Asia Cafe tonight!

[PeterHng]

"Gladly" said Gary. What about

[coleslaw]

syed's bistro? it's tt nite!...... :D

[PeterHng]

Coleslaw coming, Gary & QuietStorm?

[QuietStorm]

I've dinner tonight. Peter's going?

[PeterHng]

Retired. Banned. No license. Bad:D

[QuietStorm]

Peter has more exciting plans. ;)

[PeterHng]

As usual full of programs..

[gary yap]

Gary may be going but...

[bzjude]

has to tiptoe around curfew ... :D

[PeterHng]

less his brokeback partner kicks

[AppLePie]

suddenly gary has an idea.....

[QuietStorm]

..so ridiculous that his mom...

[bzjude]

had to call his grandma ...

[QuietStorm]

and also grandpa. they are...

[PeterHng]

the most loving couple, married..

[QuietStorm]

but there's a dark secret. :eek:

[PeterHng]

Maybe Gary can elaborate more.. :confused:

[QuietStorm]

Gary, please speak up now! :D

[gary yap]

Facing pressure from the forum...

[bzjude]

Gary has no choice but ... ;)

[gary yap]

... call Mummy but no answer...

[PeterHng]

mummy still celebrating mother's day:D

[QuietStorm]

...on her own. Gary is...

[sandman]

getting voicemail. But he planned..

[QuietStorm]

..to take his neighbor's daughter...

[PeterHng]

as a shield to avoid

[gary yap]

... but neighbour's daughter is Amber :eek: ...

[AppLePie]

but Amber likes tall guys.....

[gary yap]

... Gary's in luck, she said! :D

[AppLePie]

amber refers gary to her......

[QuietStorm]

...gay friend who's 6ft tall! :eek: (kidding) :D

[PeterHng]

Gary was so intimidated he

[AppLePie]

hide in the house and....

[gary yap]

... wear Iron's Man iron boxers. ;)

[bzjude]

Gay friend found Gary and ... :eek: ;)

[gary yap]

... ask for PeterHng's house address...

[QuietStorm]

At that moment, a strong...

[gary yap]

... feeling overtook Quietstorm who's gay :D ...

[bzjude]

He quietly eyed Gary's legs.. :D (still in boxers mah..)

[PeterHng]

as Gary eyed his also. (QS oso in boxer ma:D)

[coleslaw]

hello sistas! :D ..yelled coleslaw from........

[PeterHng]

the attics for he's been

[QuietStorm]

..hiding there since this morning

[PeterHng]

without any food or drinks..

[coleslaw]

but it's not true wor.......... :D

[PeterHng]

then how about this one..

[QuietStorm]

..time when you were wearing...

[PeterHng]

lipstick trying to be funny:D

[QuietStorm]

Also, if you remember, you...

[gary yap]

... went to band camp and... :D

[QuietStorm]

there you did the unthinkable!... :eek: :D

[gary yap]

Stucking his flute up his... :confused:

[QuietStorm]

..nose, blowing a tune called...

[gary yap]

... "Your Sister Holding My Gun"... :D

[coleslaw]

no worries..fires only blanks! :p :D

[gary yap]

After all the commotion settled...

[QuietStorm]

..down, Gary slowly but surely...

[gary yap]

... escape to assume new identity.

[QuietStorm]

Gary joins MJ (Michael Jackson) in Bahrain!

[gary yap]

Gary also invites all forummers.

[bzjude]

But MJ prefers boys so ... :p

[QuietStorm]

Coleslaw says, "lei-yau-mo-kau-chor-ah" to Gary :eek: :D

[gary yap]

Gary said, "Age under 30". :D

[PeterHng]

Meanwhile, coleslaw jumped up when

[QuietStorm]

Gary suggested that Coleslaw try...

[coleslaw]

to 'moonwalk ' to impress MJ........... :D

[bzjude]

MJ momentarily paused whilst stroking ... :D

[QuietStorm]

...his unbelievably little, still growing... :p

[gary yap]

... hands that had touch children. :eek:

[QuietStorm]

MJ reaches out to touch...

[gary yap]

... bzjude who is waiting patiently... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

for his yummy banana split :D

[bzjude]

to pass on to Quietstorm :D

[HAN2]

But Lisa-Marie Presley appeared on the scene

[QuietStorm]

(Han2, 5 words only :D )

...and immediately took a liking...

[HAN2]

... move from Graceland to Neverland...

[bzjude]

where Gary, Peter Pan, lost boys ... :p

[gary yap]

... had been orgying for long...

[bzjude]

...MJ found all too lembik ... (manglish) :D

[gary yap]

... so bzjude trying to 'harden'...

[QuietStorm]

MJ's bar of chocolate by... :p

[gary yap]

... freezing it in the freezer.

[QuietStorm]

Gary, hesitatingly bites into the...

[gary yap]

choco, only to find worms :eek:

[QuietStorm]

MJ screams out in pain! :eek:

[gary yap]

His expensive chocolates had expired :mad:

[QuietStorm]

At that moment, bzjude walks...

[gary yap]

... and scream you dirty fellow :mad: ...

[QuietStorm]

Stop! Stop holding Gary's hardened... :eek: :D

[bzjude]

...keropok lekor! Throw to MJ! (MJ still screaming mah) :D

[HAN2]

sang out loud "Beat it"!

[QuietStorm]

Then, the zombies started to...

[PeterHng]

come to live. They swayed

[QuietStorm]

...boogied to "Thriller". Coleslaw joined...

[PeterHng]

the rock and found out

[QuietStorm]

..the entire TT gang was...

[PeterHng]

zombies in the making, yucks!! :p

[QuietStorm]

Chang, looking at Gary's hand.... :D

[PeterHng]

was contemplating whether he should

[QuietStorm]

..have it for lunch or... :p

[PeterHng]

pass it on to coleslaw:)

[QuietStorm]

A light breeze was blowing.

[HAN2]

Looks like winds of change

[QuietStorm]

..are blowing in this direction...

[gary yap]

... or he 'blow' something else? :D

[HAN2]

he blew the job interview :D

[QuietStorm]

...when he was caught looking...

[PeterHng]

at that pretty and humsup:p

[QuietStorm]

interviewer who was dressed in...

[gary yap]

... nothing but Chanel Number Five...

[QuietStorm]

Looking straight at Gary, she...

[gary yap]

... said "Take it all off"... :D

[QuietStorm]

Suddenly, the music played. Gary started...

[gary yap]

Suddenly, the music played. Gary started...

Dey, 5 words.

[PeterHng]

but Gary got agitated, QS

[QuietStorm]

And started throwing a tantrum.
:D

[PeterHng]

End of story. A new

[QuietStorm]

...saintly, non-hamsup (2 words ke?) Gary emerged. :p

[PeterHng]

Questioning the status quo, Gary

(as long as u put a hypen shud b alright.. just enjoy the game;))

[gary yap]

... refer to Quietstorm for advice!

[QuietStorm]

I say Gary's still hamsup! :D

[gary yap]

... after the experiment from Quietstorm :(

[QuietStorm]

Huh? And what experiment's that? :confused:

[PeterHng]

Gary gay type of experiments.

[gary yap]

No! It's mutant X-men type.

[PeterHng]

magneto, phoenix, wolverine, mystique, nightcrawler?

(good day..)

[gary yap]

It's Giganto, cos it's bigggg...... :D

[QuietStorm]

Chef *** would like that! :eek: :p

[gary yap]

Meanwhile, in Subang Jaya, something...

[QuietStorm]

caught Gary's eye. She is....

[gary yap]

Quietstorm in dress, it's 'shim'. :D

[QuietStorm]

Reality is, Gary is gay :eek: :D

[PeterHng]

and QuietStorm is relentless in

[QuietStorm]

...eating a juicy steak at...

[PeterHng]

San-Francisco Steakhouse and treat peterhng:D

[QuietStorm]

Unfortunately, the recession has made...

[PeterHng]

everyone pauper except QuietStorm who

[QuietStorm]

...likes his steaks medium rare... :D

[PeterHng]

which is bloody but peter

[gary yap]

... also a gay, screw Quietstorm :D

[bzjude]

You bloody liar! Shouts Quietstorm ... :D

[gary yap]

... I thought you are straight :mad:

[bzjude]

It's Gary right? Influencing you! :D

[Sugarfree]

to stray onto wrong path... :D

[gary yap]

... but with heart of gold :confused:

[Sugarfree]

now, you got me puzzled. :confused:

[gary yap]

... cos Gary doesn't seem way. :confused:

[Sugarfree]

(manglish) what you mean? me dunno. :confused:

[gary yap]

All here also dunno la :D

[Sugarfree]

that's what i had thought! :p

[bzjude]

Round and round the garden ... :confused:

[coleslaw]

so ' cheonghei' one..this story..

[Sugarfree]

meanwhile, back at the apartment... :D

[bzjude]

something or someone is lurking ... :eek:

[Sugarfree]

behind the thick, red curtain... :eek:

[gary yap]

... teddy bear appear from garden.

[Sugarfree]

looking as menacing as a...

[gary yap]

... gummy bear from Kids Central :D ...

[QuietStorm]

..trying to get their hands...

[bzjude]

One step, two step, tickle... :D

[QuietStorm]

Laughing uncontrollably, Po (character from Kungfu Panda), realizes that...

[PeterHng]

tigress did a sommersault and

[QuietStorm]

landed on something soft and...

[gary yap]

... smelly... it's my unflushed dung :eek:

[QuietStorm]

...deposited there just minutes ago.

[gary yap]

Suddenly the weather changed for...

[bzjude]

T'was a dark stormy night... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Then the lights went out! :eek:

[PeterHng]

and there was confusion all-over.

[Sugarfree]

in all the confusion, peter... :D

[gary yap]

... got molested but don't know...

[PeterHng]

gary_yap got worse from Sugarfree..

[gary yap]

... as Sugarfree don't know how... :D

[PeterHng]

to use his equipment properly :rolleyes:

[gary yap]

So PeterHng taught him how... :D

[PeterHng]

Suddenly, Coleslaw shouted loudly "hoi!, where are you going to?"

[rachel sj]

How to take part
Continue the story with 5 words; No more, no less.


(Peter, use 5 words only.....)

Coleslaw turns and looks at

[PeterHng]

Sugarfree and Gary_Yap to see

(Rachel_sj I know 5 words. That's why I put those within " ". But relax-la..:p)

[QuietStorm]

..if they are have decided...

[PeterHng]

to go on their own;)

[Sugarfree]

..to check out the chicks. :D

[QuietStorm]

Peter, in the meantime, opened...

[gary yap]

... the Pandora box! :eek: ... of Rachel :D

[rachel sj]

and <GRRRRrrrrrrr---> the box is ....

[QuietStorm]

...opened at long last. What...

[bzjude]

the heck is all that? :confused:

[rachel sj]

what comes next is gary_yap's ....

[QuietStorm]

...ultimate fantasy. When the smoke...

[rachel sj]

disappears, gary_yap finds himself in

[PeterHng]

the arm of sugarfree, and

[rachel sj]

they were dancing to the

[gary yap]

... rhythm of the lonely nite :o ..

[bzjude]

..to Joni Mitchell's song titled 'Both Sides Now' :D

[PeterHng]

and to Air Supply's "I can't live if living is without you...":D:D

[bzjude]

nearby Ellen and Portia were... :p

[gary yap]

getting married in a church.

[Sugarfree]

..but if only ellen knew...

[gary yap]

... Portia used to date Gary... :D

[Sugarfree]

...who had always wanted to...

[gary yap]

... 'straighten' her out, enjoy men! :D

[Sugarfree]

but as it turned out...

[gary yap]

... the former lawyer is incorrigible :D

[bzjude]

Now she's a ManHater. Gary!! :mad: :D

[gary yap]

Where's Peter when you need'em?

[fira1007]

Peter is dating another woman

[QuietStorm]

And his wife doesn't know. ;)

[PeterHng]

This "another-woman" doesn't know either:D

[QuietStorm]

Then, Peter went for kai-see-hor-fun.

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/4711/p1000022kf2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Picture taken with my spanking new Panasonic TZ15

[PeterHng]

which was his favorite btw:p

(QS, I know you've brand new camera:), can u pls consider making the picture smaller size ie 20-30kb?)

[QuietStorm]

It was gone in moments! :p

(Sorry, pal, I can't edit it now...why do you want me to reduce the pic size? I find it just nice. :D )

[PeterHng]

Peter was very hungry then..

(buddy, it's taking ages to download the Kai-See-Hor-fun le.. on the page as the Starbucks that I'm in now is having a slow connection. You can change the image by going to your imageshack website to change the picture to a smaller one. It's only a recommendation, no worries:p)

[QuietStorm]

Still thirsty, Peter decided to...

(I hope you've gotten to see the bowl of 'kai-see-hor-fun' by now...lol...:p. I'm simply too lazy to go back to Imageshack now to tweak the size of the pic...:D)

[PeterHng]

invite QuietStorm for a drink:p

(now my dial-up is better:))

[QuietStorm]

But when the bill arrived...

[rachel sj]

Peter convenietly left to toilet....

[PeterHng]

leaving the buddies to pay:D

[Sugarfree]

feeling cheated and swearing to... :D

[bzjude]

the prawn shells, QS then ... ;)

(BTW QS, the pic's so clear..looks so yummy!)

[gary yap]

... saw long lost Gary YAP :D

[Sugarfree]

they decided to go for...

[gary yap]

... the bill and share it.

[bzjude]

But somehow an unimaginable happened... :p

[Sugarfree]

kwchang walked in with a...

[gary yap]

huge package... from DHL delivery :D .

[Sugarfree]

all of a sudden, kwchang...

[gary yap]

... whip out his mobile phone.

[rachel sj]

and start calling his gf....