The NeverEnding Story

[gary yap]

Unknown to us, somethings lurking...

[coleslaw]

just beyond the big rock............

[CCY]

...SugarF having a sweet time....

[gary yap]

... with the survivor from 102 :eek: .

[Sugarfree]

suddenly, gary appears with a...

[wern90]

with a Samurai sword, screaming....

[Sugarfree]

behind you!! move away! now!

[wern90]

furious at the interference,sugarfree...

[Sugarfree]

takes out his nanchaku, hitting....

[gary yap]

Gary's butt, 'sheet' comes out...

[Sugarfree]

stunned, sugarF runs off. gary,...

[gary yap]

... still enjoying it, was disappointed.

[Sugarfree]

the door opens..coleslaw appears!...

[gary yap]

"Can I try?", says Coleslaw.

[Sugarfree]

"let yau mo kau chor,"...

[gary yap]

Gary don't understand much Mandarin... :eek:

[Sugarfree]

gary shouts out in Cantonese...

[gary yap]

... but was severely censored by...

[coleslaw]

sugarfree..it's cantonese not mandarin!!! :D

[gary yap]

The search still goes on...

[coleslaw]

quietly, coleslaw tiptoed away, hehehe.......

[gary yap]

looking for the female survivor... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

Meanwhile, Gary looks out the...

[gary yap]

... balcony and saw another survivor... :eek:

[Sugarfree]

a sexy one, at that...

[gary yap]

moment, lust overtook him and...

[QuietStorm]

...not knowing his wife is....

[gary yap]

secretly thinking of joining him :D

[Sugarfree]

in a thr**so*e like never...

[gary yap]

before in M'sia boring history.

[Sugarfree]

door closed, light dimmed, the...

[gary yap]

creepy Gary starts making move...

[Sugarfree]

to ensure all window are...

[gary yap]

close but Suddenly, Sugarfree barges...

[Sugarfree]

in holding a bottle of...

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-020.gif

[gary yap]

Tongkat Ali :eek: too 'soft' la... :D

[Sugarfree]

Delighted, Gary drinks it allhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-033.gif

[coleslaw]

bro, what's in this drink?...........

[Sugarfree]

it contains a dash of...

[umadavid]

elixir from the fountain of.....

[Sugarfree]

youth, located somewhere in the..

[gary yap]

area of USJ, but where...

[Sugarfree]

please tell me. i'm curious.

[gary yap]

It's in...(sound of gun-shot), Gary fallen down :eek: .

[Sugarfree]

Shot in the left chest....

[QuietStorm]

Gary struggled to the nearest...

[gary yap]

SPA for one last 'round' :D

[QuietStorm]

Upon arriving, a stunning lady...

[CCY]

...hop onto his burly lap.....

[QuietStorm]

Looking straight into his eyes....

[Sugarfree]

..she immediately grabs hold of....

[gary yap]

... his wallet and ran off... :eek:

[umadavid]

"No! Not My Wallet", screams....

[gary yap]

Gary, still hanging on desperately...

[umadavid]

to the string which is...

[CCY]

..use to secure her dress.....

[gary yap]

... tighten it, saying it's sinful :D

[Sugarfree]

opps...too late. her dress...

[wern90]

transformed into wings and she...

[QuietStorm]

...turned into the most beautiful...

[wern90]

frog gary had ever seen =] ...

[QuietStorm]

Intrigued by the transformation, Gary...

[Sugarfree]

...called up his pal, coleslaw...

[coleslaw]

brader, got recipe for froglegs?... :D

[Sugarfree]

ooi! i taking shower la! :D

[coleslaw]

you go catch frogs ar...... :D

[Sugarfree]

what do you mean, coleslaw?

[QuietStorm]

Meanwhile, at the tuition center...

[Sugarfree]

coleslaw realizes that he has...

[QuietStorm]

..forgotten to put on his...

[gary yap]

... thinking cap for froglegs recipe :confused:

[Sugarfree]

Thinking hard, Coleslaw finally decides...

[gary yap]

... masak Kelantanese style ala gulai :)

[QuietStorm]

As it turns out, Chef...

[gary yap]

Sugarfree passed the duty to...

[Sugarfree]

gary who's an expert in...

[gary yap]

... Kelantanese cuisine to pass it...

[QuietStorm]

Meanwhile, an angry Mary storms...

[Pretzels]

in and demanded an explanation

[QuietStorm]

..as to why the giant...

[Pretzels]

dated another mary without her..

[QuietStorm]

...prior permission. This is something...

[gary yap]

... Quietstorm can't understand why? So...

[Sugarfree]

quietstorm asks gary who appears...

[gary yap]

... to be confused, asked Sugarfree...

[Sugarfree]

unfortunately, sugarfree's busy entertaining two... ;)

[gary yap]

... voluptous gals whose 'longkang' is ...

[Sugarfree]

nothing less than awe inspiring...

[gary yap]

... causing raging hormones that threatens...

[Sugarfree]

to turn gary into a...

[CCY]

...wimp right in front of...

[Sugarfree]

a nubile young thing who...

[gary yap]

... cause Gary to have long...

[Sugarfree]

and to be sure, stiff...

[gary yap]

... thinking, how to get away...

[QuietStorm]

...with murder. Shaking with fear,....

[Sugarfree]

gary takes a few steps...

[gary yap]

... but 'came' in his pants :eek:

[Sugarfree]

a group of giggling girls...

[gary yap]

... was anxious to clean for...

[Sugarfree]

gary's wife's outside the door!! :p :D

[gary yap]

That's why he peed la...

(came means pee :D )

[Sugarfree]

...wetting his pants like a...

[QuietStorm]

...squirrel who has lost its...

[gary yap]

... 'nuts' while pissing under the...

[QuietStorm]

...the durian tree which is...

[HAN2]

going to fruit soon...

[gary yap]

going to fruit soon...

4 words only :confused:

The durian dropped on Sugarfree...

[Sugarfree]

well, almost. sugarfree moved away...

[gary yap]

... but tripped and fell over :D

[Sugarfree]

instead, the durian hit gary! :D

[gary yap]

... that bounces off, hit Sugarfree :p

[Sugarfree]

(*manglish* wahhh..you think durian is a basketball, ah? can bounced off people one, meh? :p )

sugarfree ducked just in time :p

[gary yap]

(*singlish* dun pray pray ah, my flesh still tender, of cos can bounce off la)

... but still tripped over and...

[Sugarfree]

(flesh still tender, ah? ok, i'll take your word for it.:-p)

fell into arms of jessicaalba! :D

[gary yap]

...is a man in disguise...

[Sugarfree]

without makeup, he's actually gary! :eek: :D

[gary yap]

But it's only Gary's mask...

[QuietStorm]

Meantime, something sinister and dark...

[gary yap]

... starts to manifest itself, it's... :eek:

[QuietStorm]

...none other than the creation...

[Sugarfree]

of dr.garystein. frightening yet...

[bzjude]

...can fall off chair laughing... :p

Gary, your turn! You 2 so funny bout the durian..I laugh to tears :) Great silly stuff!

[QuietStorm]

Still laughing, Bzjude looks back...

[Sugarfree]

...and is pleased to find...

[bzjude]

Sugarfree's 'Jasikalebah' eating the durian... ;)

[gary yap]

Cannot make tempoyak la, how? :(

[bzjude]

Er..more manglish? :confused:

Eat cincalok, budu, belacan then... :D

[gary yap]

Suddenly, tummy starts to rumble... :eek:

[bzjude]

rumble tumble oh what fun! :p

[gary yap]

... after the 'content' is released...

[Sugarfree]

gary gets up, wiping his... :eek: :D

[gary yap]

... sweat cos Sugarfree 'released' everywhere :eek:

[Sugarfree]

blame it on sexy jessicaalba! ;)

[gary yap]

... who also wiping her sweat.

[Sugarfree]

which flowed down to her... ;)

[gary yap]

... cleavage down to her naval :rolleyes:

[Sugarfree]

seizing the opportunity, thirsty gary... ;)

[gary yap]

... covered her up while drinking. ;)

[Sugarfree]

gary has some devilish plans. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-001.gif

[gary yap]

To clean Sugarfree's humsup mind :D ...

[bzjude]

to be irresistible to monkeys? :D

[gary yap]

YES! And also to men :D

[bzjude]

Oh dear! Then ladies beware! :D

[Sugarfree]

hamsup gary's on the prowl. ;)

[bzjude]

Can Sugarfree help to patrol? ;)

[Sugarfree]

i need a bait. who? :D

[QuietStorm]

I haven't the faintest idea. :o

[gary yap]

Bzjude thinking so hard, volunteered :eek:

[Sugarfree]

the fun has just begun! ;)

[bzjude]

So...coffee, tea or me? :D

[Sugarfree]

coffee! unless you're (were) a hottie. :p

[QuietStorm]

I'll have tea any day

[PeterHng]

coffee for me any day:)

[coleslaw]

coleslaw ,without hesitation.. beer please! :D

[PeterHng]

you must hv big belly:p

[coleslaw]

coleslaw ,nodding, laughed in agreement........ :D :p

[gary yap]

... same as me, says PeterHng.

[PeterHng]

Peterhng has the same too:p

[coleslaw]

whose is bigger? coleslaw asked.. :p :D

[gary yap]

comparing what is big huh?

[coleslaw]

beer belly..answered coleslaw patiently.. ;)

[bzjude]

Gary, being one-track minded... :D (er is that 4 or 5 words? Not surelah...)

[PeterHng]

didn't wait for answer, he

[Sugarfree]

said, "don't fight! mine is!"

[coleslaw]

kudos, honour all yours gary!

[PeterHng]

while celebrating, gary stumbled upon

[Sugarfree]

an absolutely massive piece of...

[bzjude]

pink pol-ka dotted swim trunks .. :eek:

[Sugarfree]

walking cautiously towards it, gary....

[Pretzels]

put it on and voila! :p

[bzjude]

It's an alien in disguise! :eek: :D

[gary yap]

bzjude got turned-on instantly :D

[QuietStorm]

Just then, Prezels said that...

[PeterHng]

"it can't be, how can..

[bzjude]

Gary resist to assimilate with ... :D

[gary yap]

... the rest cos bzjude jealous :D

[QuietStorm]

...of Gary's ability to pick...

[PeterHng]

his buddies. Suddenly Bzjude turns

[bzjude]

to Peter snubbing Gary who ... :D

[QuietStorm]

...at that moment, Gary sees...

[PeterHng]

a pretty woman passing by

[QuietStorm]

Putting on his best smile...

[PeterHng]

Gary runs to her and

[QuietStorm]

...like a man who hasn't....

[PeterHng]

talked to a woman, he

[coleslaw]

was disappointed, it was coleslaw! :D

[PeterHng]

He (coleslaw) came out of no-where:)

[bzjude]

Sir Knight in shining armour! :D

[QuietStorm]

And hungry for a beer! :D

[gary yap]

Suddenly, the sky turns grey...

[bzjude]

twas a dark stormy night .... ;)

[gary yap]

Coleslaw drinking with Peter who...

[PeterHng]

forgot to invite Gary. Gary

[bzjude]

wants Gary to introduce his ... ;)

[QuietStorm]

caught a most unusual sight...

[bzjude]

of Gary, cavorting around with ... :eek: :D

[QuietStorm]

someone who looked like Chef... :D

[gary yap]

... Coleslaw's baju, wearing his cologne :eek:

[Sugarfree]

gary starts to move his...

[QuietStorm]

..body to the hot music...

[gary yap]

... doing the salsa to attract...

[QuietStorm]

...the attention of a really...

[PeterHng]

uninterested crowd over there. But

[gary yap]

... the crowd's crazy over Gary!

[QuietStorm]

One female admirer even tries...

[PeterHng]

to mimic his retro moves,

[gary yap]

... but couldn't keep up la...

[QuietStorm]

..as Gary is the best...

[PeterHng]

man stands up and begins

[gary yap]

... stripping to get attention to...

[QuietStorm]

..be invited to the hottest...

[gary yap]

DANCE Competition organised by Quietstorm.

[bzjude]

Not to be out-done, Peter .... ;)

[gary yap]

... starts to wiggle his tummy...

[QuietStorm]

...and shakes his bum. Then...

[PeterHng]

QuietStorm joins in the dance

[QuietStorm]

The DJ's spinning a disco...

[PeterHng]

masterpiece. QuietStorm suddenly slips and

[Pretzels]

peter hugged and caught her :D

[PeterHng]

But QuietStorm is a man.. :D

[coleslaw]

in drag!..oh dear..i..

[Pretzels]

but brokeback is fashionable :D :D

[gary yap]

Pretzel then started the gay...

[PeterHng]

having dinner also fashionable...cheers..

[gary yap]

During the dance competition, the...

[QuietStorm]

one of the judges starts...

[PeterHng]

to laugh uncontrollably because Gary

[QuietStorm]

has forgotten to zip up... :D

[AppLePie]

his pants, and he didn't....

[gary yap]

... notice it touches the floor. :eek:

[PeterHng]

zip or pants, not sure;)

[Sugarfree]

just then, pamela anderson appears... ;) :p

[coleslaw]

she winks at coleslaw! dey.......

[PeterHng]

coleslaw's feet stiffened instead of:p

[gary yap]

... his 'you know what' la :D .

[Sugarfree]

coleslaw stares at pam's huge..

[coleslaw]

beestung lips! what is going.....

[Sugarfree]

on? gary, suddenly reaches out...

[AppLePie]

his hand and slap coleslaw....

[coleslaw]

" I saw her first!" he........

[PeterHng]

exclaimed. Both of them struggled

[AppLePie]

while they were killing each other, pam......

[gary yap]

... start stripping to distract them.

[QuietStorm]

At the moment in time...

[PeterHng]

QuietStorm was very quiet. Storm

[QuietStorm]

and Thunder are good friends

[gary yap]

... who brokeback with each other.

[PeterHng]

Gary was very keen on

[gary yap]

... trying with Peter but Peter...