The NeverEnding Story

[coleslaw]

coleslaw..a frightening sight behold.......

[Eastern Citizen]

Aaaarrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Screamed the little Munchkins..............

[Sugarfree]

The rain started to pour.

[coleslaw]

theen ah.... ahlien cried loudly..

[Sugarfree]

sad that EC left

[coleslaw]

sad that EC left
1 2 3 4 words only :p

[Pretzels]

coz sugarfree can't count properly....:p

[Sugarfree]

my bad. forgive me, please. :o

[Pretzels]

forgiven but not forgotten hopefully :D

[Sugarfree]

hopefully you've a short memory :p

[coleslaw]

got memory of an elephant!........ :D

[Sugarfree]

this ain't good, i'm afraid. http://www.33smiley.com/smiley2/mini/people/11.gif

[ginaphan]

What are we talking about?

[Sugarfree]

That is the burning question :D

[Eastern Citizen]

but no answers were forthcoming. :confused:

[Sugarfree]

The wait is indeed antagonizing!

[Eastern Citizen]

...............or even agonising for some.

[coleslaw]

... have a drink and think..

[Eastern Citizen]

Meanwhile many drinks later *hic* :eek: :D

[coleslaw]

talked about everything yet zilch.........

[Eastern Citizen]

Yup........... zilch points still :o How?????

[Sugarfree]

Down a few beers maybe? :p

[coleslaw]

bring it on..how many?

[Eastern Citizen]

And thus began the legendary....................................

[coleslaw]

3 musketeers club! where they..... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

quaffed many a beer whilst........................

[Sugarfree]

cheering on the amazing lapdancers!

[Eastern Citizen]

...............all the way from Lappland :D :D :D

[coleslaw]

ugly and bald dancers!. urghh

[Eastern Citizen]

Lapplanders less pretty than pygmies. :eek:

[Sugarfree]

To see clearer, drink coffee! http://www.33smiley.com/smiley2/hobbies/eating/13.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

but only the Irish variety :D

[coleslaw]

need 5 of those coffees!

[Sugarfree]

Need my caffeine fix now! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/evilgrin/evilgrin0019.gif

(hey, guys, you know of any place where they serve regular coffee and irish coffee?)

[Sasha]

Head to Sheraton Subang now!

[coleslaw]

there you go..an invite!........

[Sugarfree]

Thanks for the invite, Sasha. :D

[Sasha]

You're welcome, coffee this evening? ;)

[Sugarfree]

something's on, my humble apologies.

[coleslaw]

really? or chicken dot com!.. :D

[Sugarfree]

chicken's my fave meal, btw! :p

[Sasha]

what type of chicken, Sugarfree?? :rolleyes:

[Pretzels]

(Sugarfree freezes and shakes uncontrollably)....:p

[coleslaw]

' i like breasts' he whispered........ :D

[Sasha]

and casually brushed against her.....

[Pretzels]

butt...! saying 'oooopsie, my baddddd.........' :D

[Sasha]

and walked on sniggering quietly.

[Sugarfree]

(i luv the direction this thread is drifting towards but watch out for "Bananarama"! :p )

Sugarfree started to leave but..

[Pretzels]

he'd eat a banana first....:D

[Sugarfree]

Who should walk into the...

[Sasha]

hallway was none other than....

[Sugarfree]

Sasha in just her bikini. http://www.33smiley.com/smiley2/mini/people/22.gif

[Sasha]

Stunned to see Sugarfree there,.......

[sandman]

surprise! Something going on there?

[Sugarfree]

She thought, "it's now or....." :p

[Sasha]

never. I'm going to make .....

[sandman]

sugarfree pay for avoiding sasha:p

[Eastern Citizen]

"Vengeance will be mine!" Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sugarfree]

Meanwhile, the pole dancing at...
http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/cool/cool0044.gif

[Sasha]

the flashy joint was packed...

[Sugarfree]

with busty blondes and ahlians... :eek:

[Sasha]

dancing to extremely loud music.

[Sugarfree]

played by a funky DJ...

[Sasha]

dressed in spiderman outfit. He...

[sandman]

wore his underwear inside instead!

[Sasha]

When DJ saw Sugarfree following....

[Sugarfree]

...shapely Sasha into the...

[Sasha]

private room for VIPs only, .....

[Sugarfree]

he decided to follow them...

[Sasha]

to see what they were....

[Eastern Citizen]

up to. Suddenly without warning...................................

[Sugarfree]

EC appeared in just his...

[Eastern Citizen]

stripey pyjamas. Blinking in confusion......................

[Sugarfree]

...he peeped into the room...

[coleslaw]

sugarfree in nightie..wait!!!..nightie???? :D

[Sugarfree]

EC blinked again. To his...

[coleslaw]

shock..sugarfree is a female!!!......... :p

[Sugarfree]

EC blinks again. It's Coleslaw! :p

[Sasha]

Sasha gets dizzy in confusion....

[coleslaw]

who is male or female?.............

[Sasha]

So she walks outta there....

[coleslaw]

i'm all dressed up and......

[Sasha]

those creeps are ruining it!!!! :mad:

[coleslaw]

i'll teach them, she screamed......

[Sugarfree]

now, where's my whip? she...

[coleslaw]

rummaged in her car boot...

[Sasha]

and found some interesting items...

[coleslaw]

oh baby..just needed batteries.. ;)

[Sugarfree]

Real thing is always better! ;)

[Sasha]

...and Sasha nods in agreement.

[coleslaw]

hey, girl gotta do what........

[Sasha]

her mama said not to.

[Sugarfree]

Yeah...feel the pulsating magic. ;)

[Sasha]

...the enigmatic charms of Sugarfree....

[coleslaw]

tried before sugarfree?..very knowledgeable.. :p

[Sugarfree]

never had it sugarfree before ;) :D

[Sasha]

natural sweetness... like nectar from

[Sugarfree]

flowers, only much tastier and...

[Sasha]

seductive like Aphrodite's beloved Adonis.

[Sugarfree]

Taste once and you're hooked http://www.33smiley.com/smiley2/mini/people/25.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

"Try my pizza!!!!!!!!" screamed Mario..................

[coleslaw]

no!!!..i want hamchimpeng..go..

[Eastern Citizen]

away you sad person!" said.................

[coleslaw]

mario...it's pizza only today!!!

[Sugarfree]

hamchimpeang's my fave. yummy indeed. ;)

[sandman]

Meanwhile, raw materials' prices skyrocketed!

[Eastern Citizen]

including the cost of hair-gel :eek:

[Sugarfree]

Petrol's going up by 70cts!! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/mad/mad0006.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

So who bought a bicycle? :p

[Sugarfree]

hey, i have one! want? :p

[Eastern Citizen]

hey, i have one! want? :p
No thanks. Cannot ride woh. :o :o :o

[coleslaw]

that's shocking..cannot ride bicycle! :eek: :D

[Eastern Citizen]

Ohhhh........... you meant bicycle ah???? :p

[sandman]

now you are talking sense..

[Sugarfree]

tell us more, ec. please.

http://www.33smiley.com/smiley2/emotions/bouncy/10.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

Bicycle can..............unicycle cannot woh.

[Sugarfree]

Back to the story. She...

[Eastern Citizen]

could amaze everyone with her....................

[coleslaw]

balancing skills on a unicycle.........

[Eastern Citizen]

whilst juggling 5 durians and...................

[Sugarfree]

two pomelos :p which kept the...

[coleslaw]

audience captivated but most were......

[Sugarfree]

salivating so much so that...

[Eastern Citizen]

they did not notice the............................

[Sugarfree]

that was slowly but surely...

[Eastern Citizen]

rising in the air, the..................

[PeterHng]

smoke that Orchi was puffing-out:)

[Sugarfree]

I'll quit smoking, provided she...

[PeterHng]

stays at home more often.

[Sugarfree]

But the truth is that...

[sandman]

none of them was home.

[Sugarfree]

They were happily partying away...

[sandman]

from each other and enjoy

[saxycookie]

eating ngan yin peanuts by

[kitkat]

the river in yellow sarong

[Eastern Citizen]

made by the little munchkins...........................

[Sugarfree]

who were always hungry for...

[sandman]

somebody's love instead of working..

[Sugarfree]

24/7 at the infamous brothel :eek: :eek:

[coleslaw]

where? i lost the address! :D

[Sugarfree]

ignorance is bliss, my friend :D

[sandman]

friend(s) yes, lovers not possible:p

[Sugarfree]

nothing is impossible, my dear ;)

[sandman]

friends become lovers? Worlds apart..

[Sugarfree]

Find like-minded friends. May work. :p ;)

[Eastern Citizen]

Work? Much prefer to play.

[Sugarfree]

Agree with you there, EC. ;)

[bm007snr]

"Pleasure can be addictive," said

[jianwei85]

Sugarfree and EC while debating

[Eastern Citizen]

the seductive pleasures of bak-kut-teh

[mediumsliced]

the seductive pleasures of bak-kut-teh

over a cup of hot...

[Sugarfree]

Chinese tea served in a...

[mediumsliced]

five gallon bucket decorated with...

[Sugarfree]

the picture of my favourite...

[jianwei85]

Chihuahua, Ms. Dolly dolled up before

[Sugarfree]

an excited male audience consisting...

[jianwei85]

many jellybeans rocking their beanies

[Sugarfree]

Meanwhile, at Coleslaw's party, who...

[coleslaw]

has one too many, again..

[wern90]

started singing in a loud voice...

[coleslaw]

"by the rivers of babylon!"... :D

[mediumsliced]

...where we sat down, yeah!

[Flynn]

... and rocked our boat ...

[jules]

Ahhhh.....Boney M still around ?

[mediumsliced]

Their music lives on in...

[QuietStorm]

Milli Vanilli? Don't think so! :p

[mediumsliced]

Since they lip-synced their way...

[kitkat]

do you want my number?

[QuietStorm]

Sure but...are you married? :p

[mediumsliced]

It depends on who's asking...

:D

[QuietStorm]

...the golden question. I think...

[kitkat]

correct, correct, correct. Looks like

[QuietStorm]

this time, the opposition will

[sandman]

give BN a black eye:)

[jules]

But first, we must vote

[startanew]

me, me ,me and i

[QuietStorm]

startanew, you a registered voter?

[jianwei85]

if not, bring the voters

[QuietStorm]

jianwei is soon seen with...

[mediumsliced]

the EC chairman, having a...

[coleslaw]

go at painting his fence..

[mediumsliced]

which just ate all his...

[Sugarfree]

super, mega big tai pau

[mediumsliced]

steamed till fluffy, filled with...

/oi, your PM-box full liao, keep for what, make soup ah?

[Sugarfree]

a meat the Chinese loves :p

[kitkat]

goes well with Chinese tea

[QuietStorm]

oh...the joys of munching...

[jianwei85]

pineapple tarts with a hint

[CCY]

of storm about to strike...

[QuietStorm]

a 50 year old tree

[coleslaw]

which is just about my....... :D

[QuietStorm]

my age(!) but then again...

[PeterHng]

you might be younger than..

[QuietStorm]

wait, what's his name again?

[coleslaw]

are you talking about coles? :D

[Sugarfree]

coles? quietstorm, answer the question! :p

[kitkat]

sound the same but then

[Sugarfree]

you'll be surprised to know..

[umadavid]

also looks the same, but....

[Sugarfree]

I personally find it a...

[kitkat]

shocking discovery, something new to

[mediumsliced]

chew on, to digest and...

[QuietStorm]

seriously, a plate of charkeowtiau...

[coleslaw]

with extra siham and chili...

[kitkat]

and curry mee (Penang) put center

[QuietStorm]

of the table. everyone is...

[Sugarfree]

about to leave when Coleslaw...

[mediumsliced]

received an anonymous phone call...

[QuietStorm]

from someone who claimed she...

[PeterHng]

hasn't paid her bill yet!!

[coleslaw]

they got the gender wrong.. :mad:

[PeterHng]

Quietstorm has got it wrong ;)

[QuietStorm]

+I was referring to the caller at the other end of the line, quite seriously, yes. I was assuming the caller was a female. ;- ) +

Coleslaw started to scream at...

[PeterHng]

QuietStorm but QuietStorm was deflecting :rolleyes:

[QuietStorm]

to a different subject altogether

[PeterHng]

Low and behold, there's peace:D

[Sugarfree]

Let's adjourn to the pub :D

[mediumsliced]

for some Happy Hour 18SX...

[coleslaw]

time, place and who's buying!..... :D

[Sugarfree]

mediumsliced...18SX? please elaborate, dude!

[mediumsliced]

discussion, talk only, no action...

:)

[coleslaw]

sugarfree, you want something more? :D

[mediumsliced]

because one banana ain't enough...

:D

[coleslaw]

you just hit the nail... :D

[PeterHng]

he has to have more:D

[mediumsliced]

Start his own Banana Republic...

:D

[coleslaw]

he can't. KJ major shareholder!

[Sugarfree]

discussion, talk only, no action...:)talk got me in trouble!!

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-006.gif

[coleslaw]

your talk was about 'action!'.. :D

[Sugarfree]

your talk was about 'action!'.. :Dcareful! chang may give banana!

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-012.gif

[mediumsliced]

Nice one coleslaw! Any links?

[Sugarfree]

Can give or not, Coleslaw?


http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aktion/action-smiley-024.gif

[mediumsliced]

I'm dying to find out...

[coleslaw]

hey sugarfree, be my guest!.... :D

[mediumsliced]

Faster lah, don't be coy!

[coleslaw]

http://www.usj.com.my/bulletin/upload/showthread.php?t=21924&page=3&pp=15

post #39 but all deleted!... :D

[mediumsliced]

Cheh, like that only ah?

:)

[coleslaw]

you're underage, so cannot lor!......... :D

[Sugarfree]

cole bro, i wanna cry!

[coleslaw]

now now, don't be emotional!.. :D

[mediumsliced]

Not like you got banned...

[coleslaw]

that, too is not effective!... :D

[mediumsliced]

Only a plantation would suffice...

[Sugarfree]

That's what you think, buddy. :p

[mediumsliced]

No, that's what I know...

;)

/Just kidding!

[coleslaw]

don't think he likes bananas!.......... :D

[mediumsliced]

It is rich in potassium!

[Sugarfree]

someone has plenty of bananas :D

[mediumsliced]

Great snack to have around...

[Sugarfree]

especially at gathering called TT