The NeverEnding Story

[orchipalar]

Err...protesting to the inconsiderate coleslaw...

[coleslaw]

old model also wanna showoff!........

[orchipalar]

Err...it's his most sentimental possession.

[saxycookie]

..given to him by an

[orchipalar]

Err...ex. who happened to be...

[Sugarfree]

in the neighbourhood this weekend http://smiliedev.com/smilies/love0072.gif

[coleslaw]

idiot now wants back handphone!... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...he wants coleslaw back too...

[Eastern Citizen]

Meanwhile................ phone still ringing loudly..................

[coleslaw]

sms: wan u back 4gud.......... :D

[Sugarfree]

sms: wan u back 4gud.......... :Dhey, that's cheating! 6 words! :p :p

[orchipalar]

sms: wan u back 4gud.......... :DErr..."it is now or never"...(says the 2nd SMS)

[Sugarfree]

sweet happy reunion. what joy! :D

[coleslaw]

says who? ' i will survive!'.........

[Sugarfree]

Gloria Gaynor sang that one! :D

[coleslaw]

that's my theme song, babe.. :p

[Sugarfree]

thought it was 'my way'. :D

[coleslaw]

not forgetting that song too....

[orchipalar]

Err...meanwhile ex. getting anxious to...

[Sugarfree]

continue from where he last...

[coleslaw]

left off..too late now.

[Sugarfree]

take a number. be patient! :D :p

[coleslaw]

sugarfree shouted to the idiot............ :D

[Sugarfree]

Undeterred, she walks straight towards...

[saxycookie]

her destination but bumped into

[Sugarfree]

Saxycookie who was dressed in...

[Eastern Citizen]

a ribena berry costume and..............

[coleslaw]

sugarfree as himself..a banana!.......... :D

[saxycookie]

They performed a dance in

[orchipalar]

Err...the crowded sidewalk where everyone...

[saxycookie]

cheered and applauded. They asked

[orchipalar]

Err...are you both from bollywood?

[coleslaw]

sugarfree, hat in hand, goes........

[orchipalar]

Err...pleading handouts instead from spectators...

[Eastern Citizen]

who were so impressed that........................

[Sugarfree]

they decided to offer saxycookie... :D

[coleslaw]

a free dinner!..meanwhile, a...........

[Eastern Citizen]

crazed-fan threw herself on Sugarfree..................................

[Sugarfree]

totally taken aback, sugarfree tried...

[Eastern Citizen]

6 completely different ways to.......................

[Sugarfree]

chat up nubile blondes. EC...

[coleslaw]

was very impressed. now he.......

[birdy]

imitate what Sugarfree has done....

[Eastern Citizen]

but sadly, with no success.........................

[Sugarfree]

but on his second attempt... :D

[birdy]

he managed to imitate partially

[Sugarfree]

surprise! two of the blondes... ;)

[birdy]

fell for his seducive actions.....

[saxycookie]

and asked if he would

[birdy]

care for one night stand .... :p

[coleslaw]

EC blushed and swallowed hard.............. :D

[birdy]

he was totally worn out

[saxycookie]

but was slightly tempted. Suddenly

[coleslaw]

sugarfree appeared, grinning. may i.........

[saxycookie]

join u guys? i promise
:D

[Sugarfree]

sugarfree appeared, grinning. may i.........(cole bro..don't la drag me into this...now, i've to figure out a way to get outta it... OR maybe get deeper into it..:p :D )

i know the color of...

(opps! i've been outposted! :eek: )

[coleslaw]

i'll behave! reluctantly, EC agreed.......... :D

[Sugarfree]

one at a time, the...

[coleslaw]

ladies said. sugarfree and EC..........

[Sugarfree]

made a pact. the plan...

[Eastern Citizen]

required EC standing allnite whilst.....................

[Sugarfree]

sugarfree had it easy by...

[Eastern Citizen]

leaving idiot EC standing outside..................

[coleslaw]

oh dear, simple-minded EC ... :p

[Sugarfree]

there were 10 blondes outside! :eek: :p ;)

[Eastern Citizen]

from the Scandinavian sumo-wrestling team :eek:

[coleslaw]

for suck fakes!( dyslexic moment) EC shouted.. :p

[Sugarfree]

running back in, only to...

[Eastern Citizen]

..............trip over a comatose sugarfree.

[Sugarfree]

getting up, EC was shocked....

[Eastern Citizen]

to discover that it was.................

[Sugarfree]

a day he'd never forget

[birdy]

He quickly jot it down

[Sugarfree]

in his secret blue diary.

[birdy]

He got the diary when ......

[Eastern Citizen]

he first met the incredible...............

[coleslaw]

coleslaw! must jot beers consumed........ :D

[Eastern Citizen]

but beers downed too fast :eek:

[coleslaw]

after awhile he gave up!.....

[Eastern Citizen]

fingers in agony, he said.................

[coleslaw]

it's all on me buddy........ :p

[Eastern Citizen]

but he forgot his wallet :eek:

[coleslaw]

shoot..that old trick again!........ :o

[Sugarfree]

it always works, doesn't it?

[coleslaw]

one time too many la.........

[Sugarfree]

you got that right, buddy :D

[Eastern Citizen]

No really wan......... actually forgot :o

[coleslaw]

tomorrow on you..if not........

[Eastern Citizen]

wait, wait......... where's my diary? :o

[Sugarfree]

oh no!!! chang's reading it!! :eek: :D

[coleslaw]

rofl........

now you're in deep manure!( can't use that word).....

[Eastern Citizen]

Luckily handwriting was very bad.................

[coleslaw]

have always been..can't write...

[Eastern Citizen]

some more, fingers still cramped :D

[coleslaw]

excuses, excuses..someone is weeping..

[Sugarfree]

nah..here's some toilet paper! :eek: :p :D

[Eastern Citizen]

Really? Where? Who? How? Why?

[coleslaw]

don't cry..here, eat this!....... :p

[Eastern Citizen]

No! I want my beer!!!!!!!!

[Sugarfree]

pubs are now closed! how?

(gotta go, folks. thanks for playing. sure been fun.)

[Eastern Citizen]

Aiyah! Some more forgot wallet.

[coleslaw]

you walk to 7-11..NOW.. :D

[Eastern Citizen]

..but, but, but, far woh................. :(

[Sugarfree]

You forgot your BMW, meh? :D

*Catch up with you fellas later. Got a lunch appointment in Kelana Jaya. Will be having panmee. Been told it's one of the best around. EC, will tell you how the sambal is, ok!

Later, dudes! Gotta run now........

http://www.w3f.com/gifs/animals/cats/a-cheeta.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

Bas Mini Wilayah, abolished already.

[Sugarfree]

EC, you're a funny dude :D

[Eastern Citizen]

EC, you're a funny dude :D
Aw shucks *blush* just simple................

[coleslaw]

guy but i'm good looking!......... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

he says with fingers crossed.............................

[Sugarfree]

while looking at the mirror...

[Eastern Citizen]

which promptly shattered into smithereens....................

[coleslaw]

now 7 years bad luck!......... :p

[Eastern Citizen]

why is this happening? he.............................

[coleslaw]

stood up and looked around.......

[Eastern Citizen]

and wailed piteously. Why me?????????????

[coleslaw]

why not? he heard.. ohhoh...

[Eastern Citizen]

ohhoh? ohhoh? what is ohhoh?

[coleslaw]

he was speechless..things are...

[Eastern Citizen]

definitely not looking up.................... sigh!

[coleslaw]

might as well go home..........

[Sugarfree]

to wife or hotel to... http://www.33smiley.com/smiley4/animals/30.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

work on a presentation that............................

[Sugarfree]

requires the presence of a...

[Eastern Citizen]

professional tap dancer because the........................

[Sugarfree]

client wants some entertainment before...

[irisbaggins]

before they start courting girls...

[Sugarfree]

(hi , iris! welcome to the game. the neverending story doesn't require you to start with the last word of the previous entry. :D )

one of the girls happen...

[Eastern Citizen]

to spill coleslaw's beer over............................

[Sugarfree]

a girl's blouse, causing her...

[Eastern Citizen]

great distress. "My beer!!!!!!" shrieked.......................

[saxycookie]

a half drunk and naked

[Sugarfree]

ah lian who then began...

[coleslaw]

gyrating wildly ,to everyone's surprise.....

[Sugarfree]

EC then did the unthinkable. :eek:

[coleslaw]

he stood and sang negaraku.......... :D

[Sugarfree]

namewee gave him (a) standing ovation! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/evilgrin/evilgrin0027.gif

[coleslaw]

brader, you sing better than..........

[Sugarfree]

can write songs for me?...

[Eastern Citizen]

AhLian upset at being upstaged.......................

[Sugarfree]

started to remove her pink... :eek:

[Eastern Citizen]

eyelashes and stormed off stage....................

[Sugarfree]

but ahlian knew guys were...

[Eastern Citizen]

more interested in football than..........................

[Sugarfree]

looking at 'em huge, obnoxious...

[Eastern Citizen]

................. false eyelashes. "My beer!!!!!!!" shrieked.........................

[coleslaw]

coleslaw. what a pain he......

[Eastern Citizen]

spilt coleslaw's beer on sugarfree......................................... ............

[Sugarfree]

at that moment, orchi appeared!

[coleslaw]

bruised and battered! what happened?

[Sugarfree]

With an angry voice, he...

[Eastern Citizen]

began to remonstrate with the........................

[Pretzels]

hooligan and yelled.."Oi! you..

[umadavid]

mau mati ka lu? Oi!"

[Pretzels]

Then Spender boy appeared.. wham!

[Sugarfree]

bang! thank you, madam. i'm....

[Eastern Citizen]

confused where the storyline's going......................... :D

[Sugarfree]

vision'll be clear with beer

http://www.33smiley.com/smiley2/occasions/party/10.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

Who's getting the next round? :D

[Pretzels]

the winner to the games....:D

[Sugarfree]

Games? What games are these?

[Eastern Citizen]

The games that people play.............

[Sugarfree]

with nubile, carefree, young blondes

http://www.33smiley.com/smiley2/mini/people/11.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

aren't available to usj.com forummers :(

[Sugarfree]

spot on! sad reality, this.

[Eastern Citizen]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch..................

[Sugarfree]

Things are heating up. Ahlian...

http://www.33smiley.com/smiley2/love/smooching/12.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

forgot to turn off the....................

[Sugarfree]

tap. Totally drenched, Ahlian looked...

http://www.33smiley.com/smiley2/love/hearts1/13.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

accusingly at AhBeng and then..........................

[Sugarfree]

before he knew what hit...

[Eastern Citizen]

him, it hit him. :p He...............

[Sugarfree]

had suspected all along that...

[Eastern Citizen]

all was not well at..................

[Sugarfree]

or rather, with Ahlian, as...

[evecyanide]

the recently crowned Ms.Chinatown in...

[Sugarfree]

Kampong Simee, Ipoh. She looked...

http://www.33smiley.com/smiley2/love/kisses/4.gif

[Pretzels]

demure.. her name is Demi..

[Eastern Citizen]

.............or so she said. However.............

[R3G1N4]

she said," I sell kuaci!"

[Sugarfree]

..."part-time when I am not..."

[irisbaggins]

working like a mad dog.....

[Sugarfree]

in a farm somewhere in...

[Eastern Citizen]

the deepest darkest jungles of............

[Sugarfree]

Kepong where no man has...

[Eastern Citizen]

been unless they were given...........................

[Sugarfree]

special permission by the ministry...

[Eastern Citizen]

of kuaci affairs. Ahlian then.............

[Sugarfree]

proceeded to impress EC by...

[Eastern Citizen]

demonstrating her amazing ability to...................

[Sugarfree]

dance around a steel pole... :eek:

[Eastern Citizen]

while reciting the recipe for.................

[Sugarfree]

steamed peeled banana with rambutans

[Eastern Citizen]

Suddenly, a great big roar......................

[Sugarfree]

was heard coming from the...

[coleslaw]

bedroom. who on earth could.......

[Mashimaro]

shout from a toilet bowl

[Sugarfree]

Ahlian felt an itch in...

[Eastern Citizen]

her big toe. Desperately she.........................

[coleslaw]

uses the chopstick to scratch.......

[Eastern Citizen]

snatching them from sugarfree as...........................

[coleslaw]

he was happily slurping the......

[Eastern Citizen]

beef noodles he so loved.

[coleslaw]

not skipping a beat, he......

[Sugarfree]

took Ahlian's hand and led...

[coleslaw]

her to the dance floor.......... :D

[Sugarfree]

her to the dance floor.......... :D(not exactly I had in mind... :p )

Dressed in hot pants, Ahlian...

[coleslaw]

[QUOTE=Sugarfree](not exactly I had in mind... :p )
( i know.. :p )


starts her taichi moves...what..

[Sugarfree]

...a disappointment. However, Ahlian made...

[evecyanide]

an amazing pirouette which awed

[Sugarfree]

Coleslaw to the extent that...

[Eastern Citizen]

even beer was momentarily forgotten :eek:

[Sugarfree]

As Ahlian threw herself on...

[coleslaw]

dance floor ala breakdance..spinning....

[Sugarfree]

grooving to the infectious beat

[coleslaw]

of cantopop...wrong beat-la sista........ :D

[Sugarfree]

Just when the music stopped...

[coleslaw]

ahlian was headdown, legs up...

[Sugarfree]

making EC do something he'd...

(trying to drag EC out. he seems to be lying low this morning... :D )

[coleslaw]

regret..big time..he participated!..... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

With his two left feet.......................
(Good morning people............ this morning very busy woh. Can only log in now when boss's back is turned :D )

[coleslaw]

he actually dance very well!...... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

until he tripped and fell.............

[coleslaw]

should not have worn stilettos!......

[Eastern Citizen]

realising the tactical error, EC.................

[Sugarfree]

started pulling incredibly sexy Ahlian's...

[Eastern Citizen]

chair across the dance floor.

[Sugarfree]

The DJ, Sir-Spin-A-Lot, surprised everyone...

[Eastern Citizen]

suddenly playing Kenny Rogers songs..............................

[Sugarfree]

More surprising was that Ahlian...

[Eastern Citizen]

happily sang along momentarily forgetting...................

[coleslaw]

she no speaking the england.......

[Sugarfree]

but she sure knew how....

[coleslaw]

to mime. sugarfree was impressed.......

[Sugarfree]

with her silky smooth white... ;)

[coleslaw]

hair..reminds him of grandma........

[Sugarfree]

...not. ahlian proceeded to give...

[coleslaw]

EC a backrub and kuaci......

[Eastern Citizen]

but stopped after 2 seconds....................

[coleslaw]

spitting out the kuaci, he.......

[Sugarfree]

looked ahlian in the eye...

http://www.33smiley.com/smiley/love/19.gif

[coleslaw]

red? i wanted black kuaci.......

[Sugarfree]

or at least pink ones ;)

[coleslaw]

pink? ahlian wailed..where got..

[Sugarfree]

yes, got! says naughty ec

[Eastern Citizen]

So EC then left......................... forever. :D

[Sugarfree]

for pink kuaciland. hardly had...

[coleslaw]

time to catch his breath..........

[Sugarfree]

There it is. Right there....

[Eastern Citizen]

between the pink elephant and......................

[Sugarfree]

Ms Jumbo, the biggest, most....