The NeverEnding Story

[Sugarfree]

EC watching LOTR on LCDtv! :D

[Eastern Citizen]

Orcs? I see plenty Orcs.......... :D

[coleslaw]

in my dreams nightly!...what......

[Sugarfree]

does that mean, you know?

[Eastern Citizen]

Ex-boyfriends/girlfriends haunting sub-conscious every night :eek:

[coleslaw]

i'm sure..you can't decide..

[Pretzels]

time to decide..or else...! :eek: :p

[coleslaw]

the nightmares will continue nightly!........

[Pretzels]

Scared or not? No? terrorrrr..... :eek:

[coleslaw]

reigns...sweating profusely in fear...........

[Pretzels]

till he got down on..

[Eastern Citizen]

his knees begging and pleading.............................

[coleslaw]

ok..ok..it's exGIRLfriends.!!!..........

[Eastern Citizen]

They looked at him sternly.........................

[coleslaw]

spill it, boy..how many...

[Eastern Citizen]

He stared at them desperately.............

[coleslaw]

oh boy..what do i.......

[Eastern Citizen]

have to do to escape..................

[coleslaw]

desperate, he feigned ignorance..this..

[Eastern Citizen]

tactic was doomed to failure...............

[coleslaw]

EC is making it difficult!............ :D

[Pretzels]

coleslaw is taking it lightly..:p

[coleslaw]

these clowns ought 2be shot!......... :D

[Pretzels]

skinned alive and eaten raw.. :eek: :p

[coleslaw]

why so unfriendly and drastic!......... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

The ex-girlfriends closed in menacingly.................................. :eek:

[coleslaw]

he pulled out his wallet.............

[Pretzels]

and the magic hat popped..!

[Sugarfree]

revealing a most amazing sight

[coleslaw]

what's up doc? says rabbit!....

[Sugarfree]

the table started to rise... ;)

[Eastern Citizen]

and he clung on desperately.................

[coleslaw]

to the rabbit's ears, tugging...........

[Pretzels]

at his boxers and kicking

[Sugarfree]

real hard at the sinister...

[Eastern Citizen]

and evil creatures that appeared..........

[Sugarfree]

from behind a huge rock...

[Eastern Citizen]

Trapped between ex-girlfriends and evil-creatures.....................
(yes I know I cheated slightly *hanging head in shame*)

[coleslaw]

naughty boy!...they screamed, advancing........

[Eastern Citizen]

ominously and menacingly towards the.......................

[Sugarfree]

aging rich playboy who was... :p

[Pretzels]

actually an auntie in disguise...:p

[coleslaw]

confusion reign..he made a....

[Pretzels]

-nother blunder by starting to sing..

[Sugarfree]

My Way, attracting the attention...

[Eastern Citizen]

of the ex-girlfriends. In fact,............................

[coleslaw]

more apt,I WILL SURVIVE ........ :D

[Eastern Citizen]

was belted out defiantly by..............

[coleslaw]

EC in drag, stunning the........

[Pretzels]

likes of animals too...bad :p

[Sugarfree]

Having said that, not all...

[coleslaw]

that bad. what's going on.........

[Pretzels]

mama? papa has gone astray!

[Sugarfree]

and the neighbour's wife's missing! :p

[Pretzels]

Darn...!! :p what exactly happened man?

[Sugarfree]

draw doll needn't draw intestines (chinese proverb) :p

[coleslaw]

huh? :confused: old man scratches head...

[Pretzels]

and sniffs his fingers...eek....

[Sugarfree]

then he inserts his thumb... :eek:

[Pretzels]

into the mincer..! :eek: gone case...

[coleslaw]

thank god it was off!.......... :p

[Pretzels]

cleaned and cut off alas......:p

[Sugarfree]

but the tool that mattered...

[Eastern Citizen]

was the microphone :D Gimme it!!!!!!! :p

[coleslaw]

oh dear..not another song!..... :eek:

[Sugarfree]

give me earplugs please, somebody! :p

[Eastern Citizen]

"I love the night-life, I......................" :D

[coleslaw]

to boogie..that's my song!...........

[Eastern Citizen]

A thousand flashbulbs went off.....................

[Sugarfree]

The DJ started to spin...

[coleslaw]

idiotic coles with 2left feet...... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

tripped and sent microphone flying.................

[Sugarfree]

towards the direction of namewee! :eek:

[Eastern Citizen]

who was blinded by flashbulbs..............

[coleslaw]

'i'm famous baby' he said.........

[Pretzels]

.."and I said solli what..."

[coleslaw]

now too late oledi lor.......

[Sugarfree]

nevertheless, the title was ingenious

[Eastern Citizen]

nonsense, twas rude and disrespectful

[coleslaw]

youth's folly..now deep in......

[Sugarfree]

nonsense, twas rude and disrespectfulI see we have two schools of thought. :p


youth's folly..now deep in......trouble. However, it was brave...

[coleslaw]

decision to rap than study!..........

[Pretzels]

and he could make money..!

[coleslaw]

..better than kena buang negeri... :D

[Pretzels]

and kena live on maggi-mee...:p

[Eastern Citizen]

Overseas instant noodles taste better...............

[coleslaw]

like the korean noodles..nice...

[Sugarfree]

gimme penang ckt anytime, dude http://smiliedev.com/smilies/jumping0004.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

not all places nice woh.............

[coleslaw]

beggars can't be chosers mah..........

[Sugarfree]

You got that right, bro. ;)

[coleslaw]

always bro ;) ..always..but now....

[Eastern Citizen]

.........there's no where to hide................ :D

[Sugarfree]

from that idiotic son of... :p

[coleslaw]

my 8th aunt...new band!.......

[Sugarfree]

now rocking kuala lumpur city! :D

[coleslaw]

opening for gwen stefani ,dude.........

[Sugarfree]

gwen will be covered up http://smiliedev.com/smilies/mad0006.gif

[coleslaw]

but she'll still be rocking........

[Sugarfree]

it won't be the same :(

[coleslaw]

it's all about the music..... :D

[Sugarfree]

wearing little excites the senses http://smiliedev.com/smilies/love0001.gif

[coleslaw]

senses? non-sense!..wake up dude.......

[Sugarfree]

thinking of gwen, up oredi http://smiliedev.com/smilies/love0010.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

isn't gwen's husband's stepmother Malaysian?

[Pretzels]

She likes rojak n chendol one?

[Sugarfree]

you'll be surprised. after all...

[Eastern Citizen]

it's a small small world..........

[coleslaw]

6 degrees of seperation...............

[Eastern Citizen]

emphasises that world is small.....................

[Sugarfree]

and the blonde that you...

[coleslaw]

slept with, is here again!............ :D

[PeterHng]

why la same blonde again:)

[coleslaw]

looking for sugarfree again mah........ :D

[PeterHng]

why-la.. no others liao ar:p

[coleslaw]

he's very popular here wor....... :D ;)

[PeterHng]

haiya.. me paisei paisei liao.. :o

[coleslaw]

why? you did nothing wrong.....

[Sugarfree]

share share, no problem wor :p

[Pretzels]

don't be shy2, grow up.....:p

[Sugarfree]

we're on the same wavelength! ;)

[Eastern Citizen]

huh? *blink* *blink* <confused look>

[Sugarfree]

when in doubt, don't do (it)

[Eastern Citizen]

Still blinking in confusion.........how???

[coleslaw]

buy me beers, i'll explain!......

[Sugarfree]

EC buying, i'll be there! :D

[coleslaw]

he's gone quiet wor..how? :D

[Sugarfree]

we wait. he'll be back. :D

[coleslaw]

hasta la vista then EC....... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

beers? where? who's buying again?

[Sugarfree]

the million dollar question, that! :p

[coleslaw]

whose hand is up? sugarfree? :p

[Pretzels]

EC is relieved..:p Sugarfree's up.

[Eastern Citizen]

Phew............... thanks for beers, Sugarfree :D

[Sugarfree]

Hand's not mine! :eek: It's Pretzels'! :p

[Pretzels]

Pretzels? Salted, unsalted or baked? :p

[Sugarfree]

I'd like my pretzels unsalted. I'll add my own salt. ;) :p

[Pretzels]

:p too much salt cuases hypertension..

[coleslaw]

pretzels? i want my beers! :D

[Sugarfree]

pretzels, please do the necessary :p :D

[Eastern Citizen]

ya lah, where the beers? :D

[Pretzels]

whoooo? :p EC's back...spend please. :D

[Eastern Citizen]

ok ok................. beers on me :D

[Sugarfree]

woohooo. thanks, EC. where, when? :D :D

[Eastern Citizen]

Anytime, Anywhere................. you all decide :D

[coleslaw]

honour is all yours EC!......... :D

[Sugarfree]

somewhere in USJ perhaps, eh? :)

[Pretzels]

please not at timbaktu, eh? :) :p

[Sugarfree]

if someone sponsors, i go!! :p

[Pretzels]

please prepare passport...valid one :D

[Sugarfree]

done! now awaiting further instructions. :p

[coleslaw]

turn left after traffic lights.......... :p

[Eastern Citizen]

.................follow the yellow brick road

[coleslaw]

watch out for the potholes!..

[Eastern Citizen]

aiyah......need Panjang from JB

[Sugarfree]

Panjang retired liao. Now, how?

[coleslaw]

panjang from penang can ka?.......... :D

[Sugarfree]

it's the length that matters ;)

[coleslaw]

could have fooled me!..always......

[Sugarfree]

length doesn't matter to you? :D :p

[Eastern Citizen]

Merdeka weekend over orredi...............sigh :(

[Pretzels]

back to eating curry rice........ :( :p

[Eastern Citizen]

but curry rice nice wat.................. :D

[Sugarfree]

pudu jail one not nice :eek:

[Pretzels]

how you know one?

fishy.............:p

[Sugarfree]

hate fishy smell, do you? :D

[Eastern Citizen]

fish with chips nice wat............ :D

[jules]

fish is good, omega 3......

[Eastern Citizen]

omega 3 sounds like spaceship :D

[jules]

spaceship ? are you smoking something ? :D

[Eastern Citizen]

it's been a loooong time.............

[Sugarfree]

since i drank chilled beer

[coleslaw]

me too..when la dey... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...chilled? must be iced cold.

[coleslaw]

same la but when la.... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...anytime when you are ready.

[coleslaw]

promises, promises, promises..don't believe! :p

[orchipalar]

Err...still better than no promises.

[coleslaw]

lawyer buruk la you..anyway.. :p

[orchipalar]

Err...some lawyer buruk are better.

[coleslaw]

not if they are yours!..........

[Sugarfree]

what happened to the story? :D

[Eastern Citizen]

Story? What story, pray tell? :D

[Sugarfree]

we're in conversation mode now :D

[coleslaw]

ok la..it's still story!........ :D

[Sugarfree]

it ain't! it's a conversation :D :p

[orchipalar]

Err...matters of difference in opinions.

[coleslaw]

but he was having none......

[orchipalar]

Err...guess you know him better.

[coleslaw]

(supposed to continue the story...) :D

not really..that is why..........

[orchipalar]

Err...he remains a loner unwed...

[coleslaw]

still searching for the blond!............ :D

[orchipalar]

Err...looking like Paris Hilton or...

[coleslaw]

a lookalike is also acceptable..........

[Sugarfree]

if not, dim lights lor :p

[coleslaw]

afterall, he's short sighted! he'll be........

[orchipalar]

Err...banging head against the wall...

[Sugarfree]

he may be long-sighted, dude :p

[Eastern Citizen]

head banging long-sighted chap, yes? :D

[coleslaw]

how did you catch me?...........

[Eastern Citizen]

Sugarfree gave the game away :D

[coleslaw]

now he's gone into hiding..........

[orchipalar]

Err...his tail buried in sand.

[coleslaw]

why like that? opposite of........

[orchipalar]

Err...his head stuck in toiletbowl.

[Sugarfree]

you two been drinking again?

[jules]

drinking problem ? AA can help....

[Eastern Citizen]

Problem. Not enough beer, how? :D

[Pretzels]

Ribena juice aplenty at TT ;)

[coleslaw]

need someone changing it in2 wine!.........

[jules]

that Someone is Lord Jesus.....

[Pretzels]

and He's the only Lord...

[coleslaw]

there's another in the forum! :eek:

[Eastern Citizen]

Meanwhile, weekend almost over................sigh!

[coleslaw]

double sigh..was just beginning...

[Eastern Citizen]

blink............ and it's over............... sigh

[coleslaw]

hold on..he's too chirpy...

[Eastern Citizen]

huh? who's too chirpy? sugarfree? :D

[Sugarfree]

More of tired! Was working (over the weekend). :D

[jules]

working.....spend my time here.....

[mediumsliced]

That's not working! That's ular-ing!

[Eastern Citizen]

slithering here and there................. hisssssssss......................

[Sugarfree]

Snake In The Eagle's Shadow (Jackie Chan's 70's smash movie) :D

[Eastern Citizen]

Drunken Prawns on Sizzling Hotplate
(Not a Jacky Chan movie................. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D :D :D )

[Sugarfree]

Dancing Ducks On Hotplate (possibly a movie produced by Patrick Teoh) :D :D :p

[coleslaw]

what happened to the storyline?....... :p

[Eastern Citizen]

what happened to the storyline?....... :p
Coleslaw and Salad!!!!!!!!!! Crimefighting Duo :D :p :D

[coleslaw]

why reveal my secret identity!............. :p

[Eastern Citizen]

Coleslaw's secret identity.......................... Shredded Cabbage!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

[toink77]

But hey, that's not all..

[Eastern Citizen]

Coleslaw's sidekick, Salad's alter-ego is...................................

[Sugarfree]

..who? who? pray tell. quick! :D

[Eastern Citizen]

............the meek and mild mannered..................

[Sugarfree]

i'm listening. please don't stop! :p

[Eastern Citizen]

You all still waiting ah? :D

[Sugarfree]

waiting for what? i forgot! :D

[kellyk]

Alas, waiting too long will ....

[Sugarfree]

make one forget about the...

[saxycookie]

will to live the life

[kellyk]

of someone who is destine...

[Eastern Citizen]

for greatness. Unfortunately, distractions can...............................

[emybaba]

...destroy one's train of thought.

[Sugarfree]

however, 'em distractions can be... ;)

[coleslaw]

fun if one is imaginative........ ;)

[Sugarfree]

much more exciting if there...

[coleslaw]

popcorns and drinks as well........... :D

[Sugarfree]

let the movie magic begin :D

[Eastern Citizen]

Oi!!! Whose handphone ringing ah?

[Sugarfree]

Coleslaw's showing off his Nokia! :p

[saxycookie]

People were staring and silently