The NeverEnding Story

[coleslaw]

talk to me another day!.......

[penangkia]

then, rempits called Magnum Clint

[PeterHng]

tried snatching the bags from

[coleslaw]

betelnut girls..that's my fix...........

[penangkia]

instead, he dislocate Arnold's eyeballs

[PeterHng]

for the day and try

[coleslaw]

chewing..it's a bloody eyeball!.............

[PeterHng]

that is something exotic food:D

[penangkia]

Now..mother of all showdown....

[PeterHng]

is scheduled in Aug 2007

[coleslaw]

the chingay procession starts..balancing..

[penangkia]

on chins, shoulders and balls

[coleslaw]

coleslaw, however, slipped and fell.......... :D

[penangkia]

goodness, road full of spits :eek:

[coleslaw]

ee-or ee-or..ambulance siren heard........

[penangkia]

KNN...cannot loose face so..... :mad:

[coleslaw]

coleslaw jumped up..then fell.... :eek:

[penangkia]

again and again.. he tried

[coleslaw]

why can't i stand up?......

[penangkia]

hey you, pass the viagra

[coleslaw]

for broken legs?..can meh?......

[penangkia]

In the horizon, a miracle...

[coleslaw]

appears..someone brought along crutches........

[penangkia]

a paper heap titled NEP

[coleslaw]

coles admitted..never even practised!........ :D

[penangkia]

( OK back from toilet)

let the chingay games begin

[Sugarfree]

The fat AP lady appeared...

[irisbaggins]

she barks like my dog

[Sugarfree]

scaring away my foreign guests! :eek:

[penangkia]

...but the deaf, dumb clapped

[Sugarfree]

...but the deaf, dumb clappedthere are plenty of 'em :eek:

[penangkia]

fatso sob and ask forgiveness :rolleyes:

[Sugarfree]

old man says forgiven but.....http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/cool/cool0033.gif

[coleslaw]

no dessert after dinner later...........

[Sugarfree]

go clean my dirty toilet :eek:

[coleslaw]

phew..fatso cried again..louder..

[penangkia]

an evil scheme is drawn... :eek:

[coleslaw]

by all except me!..i......

[penangkia]

Then be forewarned, screamed fatso

[coleslaw]

fatso clogged the bowl with.........

[penangkia]

..blubber, fart a boom, then...

[Sugarfree]

walked menacingly towards the old...

[pepsi]

.....haunted castle on the ....

[penangkia]

ridge, poured the fatty blood...

[coleslaw]

by the bucketful down the............

[orchipalar]

.....haunted castle on the ....Err buddy...in this 5 words game.

Eg. Haunted castle on the...

Should be...haunted castle on the beach.

[pepsi]

gutter filled with slimey, goeey....

[Sugarfree]

stuff that porn actresses are...http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/rofl5.gif

[penangkia]

..fed on. Fatso started howling....

[Sugarfree]

Fatso then proceeded to tear...

[penangkia]

her own hair..thick pus....

[Eastern Citizen]

began to ooze out from....................

[jules]

a tube of Colgate tooth-paste.

[penangkia]

fangs started to appear, suddenly....

[Eastern Citizen]

her dentist appeared looking vexed.................

[Sugarfree]

her dentist was perplexed by...

[Eastern Citizen]

cavities on her left fang...................

[penangkia]

don't dare drill...hissed fatso

[Eastern Citizen]

too late................ arrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! she screamed..................

[coleslaw]

do that 2me onemore time!!! :D

[Eastern Citizen]

was blaring out by litefm..............

[penangkia]

her rotting gums now bleeding...

[Eastern Citizen]

was the next song played........... :D

[penangkia]

dentist smashed the damn radio...

[Eastern Citizen]

his back turned, she ran.................

[penangkia]

...blood droplets following every stride

[jianwei85]

of her broken twisted foot

[penangkia]

fatso now crawling in spasms

[Eastern Citizen]

drill bit still hanging from.........................

[coleslaw]

his gums..man,oh,man..........

[penangkia]

behind, dentist shouted for payment

[Eastern Citizen]

"where's my money???!!!!!" he yelled......................

[Sugarfree]

fatso, upon turning around, saw...

[Eastern Citizen]

the dentist huffing and puffing

[Sugarfree]

"gimme my money", the dentist...

[penangkia]

demanded. Fatso's bloodshot eyes stared....

[Eastern Citizen]

grimly at him when suddenly................

[Sugarfree]

a cold breeze started blowing...

[coleslaw]

shoot, where's my trousers? fatso now.........

[Sugarfree]

is naked from the waist...

[Eastern Citizen]

outer flesh started melting away............................

[penangkia]

with nostrils pulsating, fatso cried...

[coleslaw]

why did i not diet!............

[penangkia]

dentist sneered...diet?.. you bitch..

[Sugarfree]

come over here and take...

[penangkia]

Oh shut-up doc, you ....

[Sugarfree]

have already caused enough damage...

[penangkia]

now, that caused another problem

[coleslaw]

what's with the coarse language?.......

[Sugarfree]

who was your english teacher?

[penangkia]

fatso by now already drained

[birdy]

He dozed off very quickly

[irisbaggins]

as fast as the lightning.....

[Eastern Citizen]

she then grabbed the nearest...................

[Sugarfree]

rambutan. very quickly, she put...

[penangkia]

a spell on it and.....

[Sugarfree]

just at that precise moment...

[Eastern Citizen]

12 GT babes holding rambutans............

[penangkia]

floated into the foggy garden

[Sugarfree]

a strong gust of wind...

[coleslaw]

and dogs start howling..what...

[ghj]

an incident! Causing all the ~

[penangkia]

rambutan angles to dance and.....

[Eastern Citizen]

frolic in the swirling fog...............

[coleslaw]

more like MJ 'thriller' mv!......

[penangkia]

meanwhile, fatso wiggled behind doc....

[Eastern Citizen]

signalling to the rambutan angels....................

[penangkia]

to attack with rambutan juice

[Eastern Citizen]

the GT babes swooped in...................

[penangkia]

left, right, centre around their....

[Eastern Citizen]

short skirts hung extra rambutans.........

[Sugarfree]

then suddenly Chang appeared with... :eek:

(don't ask me which chang...hehehe...it's a name that just hit me...simply let your imagination flow, k? ;) )

[coleslaw]

with a long pole..he........

[penangkia]

went amok, saliva draining from....

[ghj]

another person which is at ~

[Sugarfree]

another room. meanwhile, who should...

[penangkia]

work on his imagination, but...

[Eastern Citizen]

none other than the guy............................

[Sugarfree]

who's holding a bunch of...

[Eastern Citizen]

yellow polka dotted purple coconuts....................

[Sugarfree]

which are overflowing with gooey...

[penangkia]

watching dumbfounded, doc and fatso...

[Eastern Citizen]

and the rambutan bearing babes.....................

[coleslaw]

rambutans? what happened to betelnuts?..

[Eastern Citizen]

betelnuts last weeks story lah............................. :p

[Sugarfree]

story can change any second! :p

[Eastern Citizen]

fatso is now super thin............................

[penangkia]

sprang a bruce lee sidekick....

[Eastern Citizen]

took doc's head clean off.......................

[coleslaw]

and sending his toupee flying...........

[Sugarfree]

to the drain where a...

[coleslaw]

dog is watering the hydrant!.............

[penangkia]

toupee landed on doggie's head...

[orchipalar]

Err...doggie fell into unconsciousness...dying.

[penangkia]

ahh, fresh doggie blood , fatso...

[pepsi]

blood sucking vampire full....

[orchipalar]

blood sucking vampire full....Err buddy Pepsi...ya missed out 1 more word.

Hamsap Blood sucking vampire...full.

[pepsi]

full of crap and bothersome

[Sugarfree]

nonetheless, it is quite a....

[coleslaw]

feat to follow this storyline!.......... :)

[Sugarfree]

got new players mah. fun! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/characters/character0048.gif

[coleslaw]

it's me. losing the plot!.........

[Sugarfree]

from betelnuts to rambutans? ha! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/winking/winking0047.gif

[coleslaw]

it's the old age thingy............. :p

continue with story please..i'll try to keep up!..

[Sugarfree]

fatso, extremely agitated by the...

[Eastern Citizen]

doc's head bouncing all over ..............

[penangkia]

still screaming for payment

[coleslaw]

dimwit coles was supposed 2pay...

[Sugarfree]

but left wallet at home! :D

[coleslaw]

ah..you know me well!....... :p

[Sugarfree]

get your driver 2bring it! :D

[coleslaw]

driver? i am the driver!....... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

meanwhile, " Where's my payment." whispered.........................

[Sugarfree]

:D meanwhile, who should dash into...

[Eastern Citizen]

the commotion was none other....................

[Sugarfree]

the man who goes by..

[coleslaw]

the nick sugarfree!..a riot..

[Sugarfree]

no! it was coleslaw! he... :D

[coleslaw]

was creating a ruckus, just...........

[Sugarfree]

like what eastern citizen did...

[coleslaw]

which was nothing!..he was...

[Sugarfree]

simply touching the warm and...

[coleslaw]

spicy, pot of chicken briani...........

[Sugarfree]

just as he was about...

[jules]

to pull the rabbit out

[Sugarfree]

a strange noise was heard...

[coleslaw]

fatso's stomach is rumbling again!........

[Sugarfree]

where's the fried chicken?..fatso...

[Eastern Citizen]

.........shrieked. The disembodied head replied, .......................

[Sugarfree]

no escape for my murderers...http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/evilgrin/evilgrin0044.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

........and no fried chicken either!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sugarfree]

quite on the contrary, the...

[Eastern Citizen]

only thing you can have..............................

[Sugarfree]

to enjoy is simply to...

[Eastern Citizen]

munch only on celery sticks.

[pepsi]

without your favourite salad dressing

[Sugarfree]

and that is the penalty... ;)

[coleslaw]

fatso is dead or hungry?............. :rolleyes:

[orchipalar]

Err...neither...fatso is busy singing.

[Sugarfree]

while having his hands in...

[Eastern Citizen]

...............HER hands in an aquarium.................

[Sugarfree]

filled with unimaginable stuff like...

[Eastern Citizen]

10 year old celery paste.

[Sugarfree]

Meantime, in another corner of...

[Eastern Citizen]

another ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, 20 purple........................

[Sugarfree]

carrots supposedly charged with a...

[Eastern Citizen]

civil disobedience offence all pleaded..................

[Sugarfree]

not guilty to. the potatoes...

[pepsi]

who sits by the couch

[Eastern Citizen]

in judgement. The potatoes then...................

[Sugarfree]

decide to take the whole...

[Eastern Citizen]

cheesecake and threw it at.....................

[Sugarfree]

an imposing figure that resembled...

[Eastern Citizen]

Chucky. Carrots screamed at potatoes...............

[Sugarfree]

for all they are worth...

[Eastern Citizen]

when all of a sudden..................................

[Sugarfree]

the sky darkened. a sound...

[kellyk]

came from behind, slowly, creepily....

[Sugarfree]

catching AAB quite by surprise...

[Eastern Citizen]

"teh tarik tiga ya?" asked...............................

[mimosa]

the third man in the

[Eastern Citizen]

usj.com banana plantation smiling menacingly.....................

[coleslaw]

betelnuts,rambutans,potatoes,carrots bananas????.... :confused: :D

[Sugarfree]

coleslaw's souvenirs from downtown london :eek: :p :D

[coleslaw]

souveniers? minus one angry appendix!! :( ...

[orchipalar]

Err...thank goodness you're alright now.

[Sugarfree]

good 2have you back, dude! :)

[Eastern Citizen]

Aaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Angry Appendix attacking........... Run!!!! :eek: :p

[coleslaw]

can run but can't hide!!!!....... :p

[Sugarfree]

be afraid. be very afraid. :eek:

[Eastern Citizen]

Who will save us...................???????? Who?????????

[coleslaw]

have no fear..coleslaw's here!!!!........ :D

[Eastern Citizen]

Angry appendix begins to panic................

[coleslaw]

i'm a dead duck now!!!!........... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

......whirls around looking to escape

[coleslaw]

where are the 'exit' signs...........

[Eastern Citizen]

None could be found, so........................

[Sugarfree]

John McClane plants some C4...

[Eastern Citizen]

and D24 in his dusun...............

[Sugarfree]

suddenly, michael bay appears and... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

it began to rain heavily................................

[Sugarfree]

in KL. The Smart Tunnel...

[coleslaw]

was in wrongside of town!..........

[Sugarfree]

Not only that, actually, but...

[coleslaw]

it's not effective at all.........

[Sugarfree]

and it's tax payers' money...

[Eastern Citizen]

Smart Tunnel not too bright................

[Sugarfree]

people who approved it are...

[Eastern Citizen]

hoping nobody would notice that..................

[coleslaw]

he's now stuck in traffic...........

[ghj]

while eating JolliBee's Jolly Spaghetti ~

[Eastern Citizen]

Suddenly the ground began to................

[coleslaw]

move..i can feel it!.........

[pepsi]

shake, shiver, rumble and growl

[Eastern Citizen]

the sky darkened ominously and...................................

[coleslaw]

thunder, lightning across the sky...........

[wiredfoxterror]

Sometimes lighting the clouds from behind, and sometimes it appeared quite clearly in the foreground with a loud snapping thunder....

[coleslaw]

wired,
..only 5 words to continue...no rush to end the story! :D


.....then came the pouring rain..

[Pretzels]

, some teens in total desperation..

[Sugarfree]

and the mat rempits started...

[Eastern Citizen]

running helter skelter towards the.....................

[Sugarfree]

barang naik tent, demanding for...

[coleslaw]

plastic bags! they had wanted........

[ghj]

so long that they almost ~

[Sugarfree]

rammed into their most beloved...

[kellyk]

So they hang on tight.....

[Sugarfree]

riding straight into the tree!

[coleslaw]

trees!...weren't there just now!.........

[Sugarfree]

ha! been drinking again, dear? :p

[Eastern Citizen]

Really!!!!! The trees moved suddenly!!!!!!!!!!!