The NeverEnding Story

[Eastern Citizen]

jessica alba is seriously hot!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[coleslaw]

alba not simpson..got it..

[Eastern Citizen]

Meanwhile, operation "Unmasking Sugarfree" got.....................

[Sugarfree]

the blessings of bukit aman http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/jumping0010.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

and cunning plans were devised.

[coleslaw]

too many beers are hampering...

[Eastern Citizen]

formulations of rational thoughts *hic*

(okay gotta go, bye guys)

[coleslaw]

meanwhile, snooping nearby, was the........

[orchipalar]

Err...hamsap oldman with nightvision binoculars.

[Eastern Citizen]

who tripped over a comatose..........................

[Sugarfree]

Meanwhile, walking into the room...

[Eastern Citizen]

was the oldman's wife grumbling....................

[coleslaw]

please remove comatose coleslaw now!!!....... :D

[Sugarfree]

and what's parishilton doing here?

[coleslaw]

out on bail, i suppose..........

[Sugarfree]

poor thing needs some "nutrition" ;)

[Eastern Citizen]

feed her ckt and ytf

[coleslaw]

she needs a brain not food.......

[Eastern Citizen]

food good for brain mah :D

[coleslaw]

obviously it didn't work, right.......

[ignatio103]

then take ur vitamin pills

[Sugarfree]

it ain't vitamins but something...

[Eastern Citizen]

but still brain couldn't work.................................

[Sugarfree]

it's not brains we want!! http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/animal0067.gif

[coleslaw]

nothing functions unless brain says so!!!.....

[Eastern Citizen]

you used 6 words, how?

[coleslaw]

sorry, can't count...beer on........

[Eastern Citizen]

Beer, the elixir of life.....................

[coleslaw]

running thru my veins la...........

[Eastern Citizen]

hey, mine too. could this..................

[coleslaw]

mean we're alcoholic?..don't even.....

[Eastern Citizen]

care if drinking hole seedy............................

[coleslaw]

..hold on there..i do!.. ;)

[Eastern Citizen]

wahhhh, got standards wan leh................

[coleslaw]

maybe drunk but standard maintain!....... ;)

[Sugarfree]

where blondes drink, i'm there http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/cool0040.gif

(will try to steer away from the blonde theme in future. :p )

[coleslaw]

susahlah..must colour hair wan... :eek:

[Sugarfree]

only real blondes need apply :eek: ;)

[Eastern Citizen]

but EC not fussy woh.............
(aiyah.......again not careful, hope Mrs. EC's not lurking about. :D )

[coleslaw]

guys..are blonde males welcome? :p

[Eastern Citizen]

only if got demand lor..................

[Sugarfree]

no demand in usj.com.my wor :p

[coleslaw]

1 blonde haircolour for sale!....... ;)

[Sugarfree]

who is the supplier, dude?

[coleslaw]

L'oreal... bcos i'm worth it!!!! :D

[Sugarfree]

u'll be the blonde dude? http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/winking0017.gif

[coleslaw]

you think i'll look good? ;)

[Sugarfree]

get a wig. we'll see. http://www.techzonez.com/forums/images/smilies/joke.gif

[coleslaw]

may i borrow yours please!!! :p

[Sugarfree]

only got one. cannot. sorry. :p

[coleslaw]

stingy fella...hey samy..I......

[Sugarfree]

like your accent very much! http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/cool0008.gif

[coleslaw]

so much so..can't understand!........ :p

[orchipalar]

Err...how shortly draftsman became architect.

[Sugarfree]

but dei, your excuses stink! :mad:

[orchipalar]

Err...somebody forgotten the wallet again?

[Sugarfree]

no, it was something else

[coleslaw]

are we on same wavelength?....... :confused:

[orchipalar]

Err...off topic nevermind hantam only.

[Sugarfree]

live's an adventure, live it http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0064.gif

[coleslaw]

true..and what a ride.... :D

[Sugarfree]

the ride of your life ;)

[coleslaw]

and more. ;) that aside..what..

[Sugarfree]

do you consider a delicious...

[coleslaw]

drink on a hot day?...iced....

[Sugarfree]

lemon tea comes to mind

[coleslaw]

man, you are dull :p ..anyway..

[Sugarfree]

beer's for a hot night ;) (and not on a hot day :p )

[coleslaw]

every night is hot what!....... :D

[Sugarfree]

that's a different kinda hot! ;)

[coleslaw]

abit blur..got difference meh?....... :p

[Sugarfree]

can't describe in 5 words! :p

[coleslaw]

wanna discuss over beef noodles? :p

[Sugarfree]

uncle's serving's little. no fun. :mad:

(seriously, yes. he sacked the indon assiatant and decided to do it himself. the indon lady gave bigger portions. his is miserable. i hardly patronise his stall these days)

[coleslaw]

there goes my noodles.. again!.......... :D

[Sugarfree]

blame it on the uncle :(

[coleslaw]

aiyah..will eat alone lor... ;)

[Sugarfree]

instead, how about eating a...

(tks for playing. going out now. later. :D )

[orchipalar]

Err...banana split ice cream together.

[Sugarfree]

in a secluded place, away...

[Eastern Citizen]

from the hustle and bustle....................

[coleslaw]

our very own shangri-la...

[Sugarfree]

where may that be, mate?

[coleslaw]

anywhere..your own cosy spot........

[Sugarfree]

hotel room can or not? :p

[coleslaw]

wah..who are you meeting? :D

[Sugarfree]

business meeting, nothing else. swear! :p

[coleslaw]

your nose is growing longer!!!!..........

[Eastern Citizen]

..............and longer until poor old....................

[coleslaw]

nose is a foot long!!!...

[Sugarfree]

sure it is the nose? ;)

[coleslaw]

just a sec....confirmed, nose.........

[Sugarfree]

paris hilton says it ain't! :p ;)

[coleslaw]

now she's jailed for lying!!!..........

[Sugarfree]

bad girls go to jail :eek:

[coleslaw]

no..bad girls go everywhere!....... :D

[Sugarfree]

waiting 4paris 2get here then :p

[Eastern Citizen]

Cheating :eek: .......five words only woh............ :D

[coleslaw]

ah..now you know sugarfree... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

Meanwhile, back at usj.com hq..................

[coleslaw]

that's syeds bistro! come friday.....

[Sugarfree]

that's syeds bistro! come friday.....heard u won't be going?

[coleslaw]

leaving for london that evening!.... :D

[Sugarfree]

need a luggage boy, ah? :D

[Eastern Citizen]

aiyah, tt this friday ah?

[Sugarfree]

so says coleslaw. i dunno.

[Eastern Citizen]

should be friday july 6th

[coleslaw]

my bad..next friday 6thjuly...

[Eastern Citizen]

but in the meantime, the................................

[coleslaw]

guys are busy practising poledance!..........

[Eastern Citizen]

executing rather complicated routines choreographed...................

[coleslaw]

by sugarfree and orchipalar..what..

[Eastern Citizen]

they couldn't know was that...............

[Sugarfree]

eastern citizen would be disguised...

[Eastern Citizen]

in a manner so cunning.......................

[Sugarfree]

a deception so ingenious that...http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/characters/character0011.gif

[coleslaw]

they thot it was shakira!!! :p

[Sugarfree]

chang, upon seeing 'her', dropped... http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/characters/character0031.gif

[coleslaw]

his bananas..the whole bunch.!!!!! :D

[Sugarfree]

meanwhile, sugarfree's bunch of rambutans... http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/evilgrin/evilgrin0039.gif

[coleslaw]

was used as props by.........

[Sugarfree]

the real shakira next door http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/tongue/tongue0021.gif

[coleslaw]

i really need a drink!.......... :eek:

[Sugarfree]

whiskey or beer or both? http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/party/party0005.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

Whisky after Beer, never fear.................... :D

[Sugarfree]

what say you, coleslaw bud? http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/cool/cool0003.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

Beer after Whisky, mighty risky.............. :o

[Sugarfree]

coleslaw started party without us http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sad/sad0002.gif

[coleslaw]

beer's fine with me..cheers..

[Eastern Citizen]

cheers to all usj.com forumers :)

[Sugarfree]

yamseng to one and all http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/party/party0036.gif

[coleslaw]

won't be long before sugarfree...

[Sugarfree]

slips a few RM into... http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/evilgrin/evilgrin0026.gif

[coleslaw]

my wallet before falling flat........ :D

[Eastern Citizen]

on top of the mysterious................

[orchipalar]

Err...didn't you forget the wallet?

[coleslaw]

not this time!..it's empty.....

[Eastern Citizen]

meanwhile, sugarfree still flat on....................

[Sugarfree]

(oooo..release me, let me go...!... :p )

his back, sees a figure...

[orchipalar]

Err...resembling hot blonde paris hilton.

[coleslaw]

must stop drinking..he said...

[Eastern Citizen]

because it was Sugarfree's reflection.................

[coleslaw]

in the glittery disco ball!..............

[Eastern Citizen]

creating all types of illusions...........

[coleslaw]

now he thinks he's travolta!........... :D

[Sugarfree]

only he's not. meanwhile coleslaw... :p

[Eastern Citizen]

continued plotting to unmask sugarfree.............................

[coleslaw]

is merrily dancing oblivious to........ :D

[Eastern Citizen]

the devious plotting going on.........................

[coleslaw]

what plans? you ask..i......

[Eastern Citizen]

thought that while dancing, sugarfree.....................

[Sugarfree]

gave them the slip by... http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/winking/winking0017.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

dressing up as paris hilton :p

[coleslaw]

forgetting paris still in jail!!!!..........

[orchipalar]

Err...serves her right being spoilt-brat.

[Sugarfree]

forgetting paris still in jail!!!!..........she's just been released. read (http://omg.yahoo.com/paris-hilton-released-from-l.a.-jail/news/646). :D

[Eastern Citizen]

oh no look out world!!!!!!

[Sugarfree]

looking out for her vids? http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/jumping/jumping0002.gif

[orchipalar]

Err...nothing much better to see?

[coleslaw]

truly nothing much 2C anyway!!!!.........

[orchipalar]

Err...when bored...better than nothing.

[Sugarfree]

depends on what ur looking http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/tongue/tongue0013.gif

[coleslaw]

was searcing but not finding............. :D

[Sugarfree]

focus and you'll find it http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/evilgrin/evilgrin0018.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

sometimes eyesight not too good

[coleslaw]

brain also slowing down..i..

[Eastern Citizen]

feel faint.........cannot breathe.......... urrrrggggghhhhhhhh............

[coleslaw]

dey..i'm talking memory la... :p

[Eastern Citizen]

my bad, overreacted a bit :D

[coleslaw]

too many bollywood movies!!!..so :p

[Eastern Citizen]

bollywood?................ tuum pa sa iyer.........

[coleslaw]

god..you can't sing! please.....

[Eastern Citizen]

.........say, you'll stay until tomorrow............. :D

[coleslaw]

won't last another night..tomorrow..

[Eastern Citizen]

............ is only a day away........

[coleslaw]

karaoke is not fun anymore............

[Eastern Citizen]

not true. depends on company

[coleslaw]

helps if they can sing!...........

[Eastern Citizen]

singing improves after consuming beer :D

[coleslaw]

that i agree!..more beers......

[evecyanide]

over here please!" yelled Mr. Harisu

[Eastern Citizen]

because singing still not good :D

[coleslaw]

now you're talking..more beers......

[Eastern Citizen]

Mr. Harisu's singing still bad................

[coleslaw]

real 'jia lat' case..beers......

[Eastern Citizen]

and lots of it please............. :D

[coleslaw]

hungry la..wanna do supper?...... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

supper is good............ where? when? :D

[coleslaw]

now..stall in back alley...

[orchipalar]

Err...having supper in the afternoon?

[jianwei85]

asked Mrs. Harisu, and slams

[coleslaw]

down his mug..let's go!.........

[Eastern Citizen]

ok said Mr. Harisu meekly.............

[coleslaw]

mr.harisu..meek?..no way!!!.......

[Eastern Citizen]

mr.harisu..meek?..no way!!!.......
Meek because Mrs Harisu rich................

[coleslaw]

relatives are there...gotta behave...

[Sugarfree]

wife's there, also must behave! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/winking/winking0008.gif

[coleslaw]

very stressful indeed for harisu..........

[Sugarfree]

and wifey's mostly present, damn! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/characters/character0029.gif

[coleslaw]

nagged non stop too..life......

[Sugarfree]

takes a turn for the...

[coleslaw]

worst when she started singing...........

[PeterHng]

unbelievable screeching voice she has

[coleslaw]

he's fuming and yet, dare...........

[PeterHng]

challenge her to sing sumore

[coleslaw]

he knows it's kamikaze yet.........

[PeterHng]

he invited her for lunch:D

[coleslaw]

of course!..she's his wife.... :p

[PeterHng]

but being so terrorised he

[coleslaw]

couldn't think straight..he knows..

[Sugarfree]

decided to take his revenge...

[coleslaw]

he took out his sword........... :eek:

[PeterHng]

but sylar managed to freeze

[coleslaw]

the margaritas!..he's no bartender... :D

[PeterHng]

he's a good watchmaker and

[coleslaw]

he's moonlighting as bartender to....

[PeterHng]

supplement his income besides killing

[coleslaw]

2 birds with one stone.........

[orchipalar]

Err...easy said...but he missed.

[Sugarfree]

and he will try again

[coleslaw]

phak beh si and resilient...............

[Sugarfree]

if at 1st you don't... http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/happy/happy0043.gif

[coleslaw]

like durians, try again!..you'll.......

[Sugarfree]

swear you'll never try again! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/characters/character0049.gif

[penangkia]

but stinky cheese is worse

[Sugarfree]

tried chowtaufu? now, that stinks!! :eek:

[penangkia]

now, that reminds me of ...

[coleslaw]

smelly socks! but taufoo more.........

[penangkia]

like rotten smell of Taipei

[coleslaw]

taipei..was visualising hong kong!

[Sugarfree]

however, the betelnut girls smell...

[coleslaw]

a sale..she ran across........

[Sugarfree]

the road in her skimpy...

[Eastern Citizen]

sarong complete with red nose

[coleslaw]

what a sight it was!............ :D

[Eastern Citizen]

even the trishaw man remarked............

[coleslaw]

siau char bor!..he grinned...

[Sugarfree]

suddenly he felt something hard...

[coleslaw]

on his head..what the......

[Eastern Citizen]

...........thousands of betelnuts rained down

[Sugarfree]

while crossing the street, i...

[penangkia]

....middle-fingered the useless rampits

[coleslaw]

oh,oh ..big mistake!..now..

[Sugarfree]

the entire barang naik crew...

[coleslaw]

are out for blood!...goodness......

[penangkia]

you spineless rempits wanna party....

[coleslaw]

come on, make my day........ :D

[penangkia]

from the manhold, Arnold appeared

[coleslaw]

hastalavista baby..he screamed..aiming..

[penangkia]

no killing bozo...you promised