The NeverEnding Story

[coleslaw]

enjoy clearing up!!! oh no...

[Sugarfree]

suddenly, John with a bulging... :p

[coleslaw]

knapsack arrived..tired and hungry..

[Sugarfree]

the girls saw an opportunity...

[coleslaw]

get him to wash up!!!

[Sugarfree]

then could see him na**d! :eek:

[coleslaw]

helloo..washing plates la..duh..

[Sugarfree]

(that's cheating, coleslaw! you shud continue the story. :p )

after the plates were done... :D

[coleslaw]

( i did!!!)

john was exhausted..no mood..

[Eastern Citizen]

which was odd seeing as.......................................

[Sugarfree]

he had a rather bulging...

[Eastern Citizen]

knapsack where he kept his...........................

[Sugarfree]

absolutely delicious seven foot long...

[Eastern Citizen]

half melted chocolate bar and................

[Sugarfree]

wait! there was something else. ;)

[coleslaw]

out comes..choclate-covered stinky shoes..

[Eastern Citizen]

not to mention sticky underpants....................

[Sugarfree]

a direct result of 'em...

[Eastern Citizen]

not unpacking before washing dishes..............

[coleslaw]

typical of men..ain't it!!!

[Eastern Citizen]

because men are generally less...........................

[coleslaw]

tidy, more anal than females?.. :D

[Eastern Citizen]

but not about tidyness surely? :eek:

[coleslaw]

of course it's about tidiness.. ;)

[Sugarfree]

tidy, more anal than females?.. :Danal'd have been more fun! :eek: ;)

[coleslaw]

john don't think so..and..

[Sugarfree]

"kitty" very much agrees, too ;)

[Eastern Citizen]

However, the women of usj.com...........................

[coleslaw]

are upset with provocative postings!!! :D

[Sugarfree]

more of secretly enjoying it! :p

[coleslaw]

don't kid yourself..behave now!

[Sugarfree]

bring out your cane first! :p

[coleslaw]

wait till yr father is home!!!

[Sugarfree]

parents outstation. wanna come over? :p

[coleslaw]

male bonding again? got beers?... :D

[Sugarfree]

only kopi 'kau'. can, ah? :)

[coleslaw]

thought you know me bynow...

[orchipalar]

Err...a stranger to your self.

[Sugarfree]

never trust strangers with sweets

[Eastern Citizen]

unless they're Jessica Alba lookalikes :D

[Sugarfree]

or JennaHaze lookalikes, 4dat matter

(great minds think alike ;) )

[Eastern Citizen]

Unfortunately :eek: , stranger bearing sweets was......................

[coleslaw]

seen with jessica and jenna.. :D

[PeterHng]

to buy luvs with candies

[coleslaw]

don't think so!..more of...

[PeterHng]

trying to kidnap them! That's

[coleslaw]

even worst!!..doubt it too...

[orchipalar]

Err...of lust...perversion n fantasy.

[Eastern Citizen]

turns out it was just.......................

[coleslaw]

an autograph signing session!!!..well.. :p

sugarfree..eat yr heart out.. :D

[Eastern Citizen]

in usa and not usj :(

[coleslaw]

that dashes sugarfree's dreams ,bigtime.... :p

[hhtee]

because the autograph signers were

[Eastern Citizen]

not lookalikes but really them...................

[hhtee]

i.e. Malaysians, Jessica_Abdullah and Jenna_Muniandy

[Eastern Citizen]

with no resemblance whatsoever to.....................

[hhtee]

even Phua_Chu_Kang in a wig

[Eastern Citizen]

...... :eek: , frightening away the sweet-bearing stranger :D

[Sugarfree]

the real jenna haze then...

[coleslaw]

sadly walked way..she was...

[Sugarfree]

disappointed with usj.com.my's male forummers'...

[coleslaw]

especially one called sugarfree!...sigh,.. :p

[Sugarfree]

corz sugarfree wasn't around when...

[coleslaw]

the police came..she had...

[Sugarfree]

done something shocking. it was...

[coleslaw]

the yellow boots..she took..

[Sugarfree]

her purse out, only to...

[birdy]

find out it was full

[hhtee]

of sticky melting M&M candies

[Sugarfree]

and a few blue pills http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/heee.gif

[hhtee]

which were China Made M&Ms!

[birdy]

It looks similar but taste

[hhtee]

like some bird's burnt feathers ! :D

[coleslaw]

but as good as birdnest.........

[PeterHng]

it won't taste the same

[coleslaw]

but just as nutritious mah...

[PeterHng]

and not as expensive kua

[coleslaw]

where can you buy burntfeathers?

[hhtee]

Since birdy's naked bird avatar...... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...pluck the feathers from birdie.

[Sugarfree]

birdie charges a bomb, man! :D

[hhtee]

We can sell bananas to...

[coleslaw]

birdie..why bananas in 1st place?.. :confused:

[Sugarfree]

bananas synonymous with usj.com.my, mah :D

[birdy]

Wonder why so many birdies?

[birdy]

Luckily the birdy escape fast

[hhtee]

while flying, birdy sneezed continuously... :D

[coleslaw]

someone is talking about me!!.......

[birdy]

The birdy wants to revenge :cool:

[Sugarfree]

Birdy finally landed on a...

[hhtee]

Subang_Parade roof top. The roof...

[birdy]

is full of fresh coleslaw ..... :D

[coleslaw]

alas..contaminated with birdy poo........ :p

[birdy]

Very soon, it rains heavily

[Sugarfree]

Out of nowhere, there comes...

[hhtee]

jessica_alba of fantastic_four, totally invisible......

[coleslaw]

if so, how-do-you-know she's here!!!!... :D

[PeterHng]

You can't miss sexy mortal

[coleslaw]

hello.. she invisible!..so how..

[PeterHng]

do u remember sylar Heroes?

[coleslaw]

no..what's he to-do with-this?

[PeterHng]

He caught Peter invisible still

[coleslaw]

doesn't explain how-you-know-she's here!!!

[PeterHng]

oops... different storyline, I'm out now:o

[Sugarfree]

(let's continue where you left off, peter :D )

Jessica kneels down before me... ;)

[Eastern Citizen]

looking for her contact lens :D

[coleslaw]

sugarfree, you're stepping on them!!!!! :eek:

[Sugarfree]

as jessica got up, something...

[Eastern Citizen]

weird started happening, the room.................

[coleslaw]

caught her eye..you're wearing..

[Eastern Citizen]

stripy bell-bottomed trousers, elegant yet.............

[Sugarfree]

so totally retro, it reminds...

[coleslaw]

me of myself way back.....

[Sugarfree]

during the 70's when I...

[coleslaw]

was still in school..but..

[Sugarfree]

even then, i was a...

[coleslaw]

walking fashion catalogue!..hey..that's..

[Sugarfree]

what i'd like you to..

[coleslaw]

check out..that dude there...

[Eastern Citizen]

wearing nothing but a colourful.................

[Sugarfree]

feather and panties. someone actually...

[Eastern Citizen]

called out to him because................

[coleslaw]

dude don't wear panties le..

[Eastern Citizen]

also because feathers didn't match.........

[coleslaw]

dude was offended of course..

[Eastern Citizen]

he flounced right up to.............

[Sugarfree]

richard simmons and gave him...

[coleslaw]

a big kiss on the lips!!!! :D :eek:

[Sugarfree]

Richard was all fired up.

[coleslaw]

immediately, did his exercise routines....

[Sugarfree]

spreading his legs too far... :eek:

[coleslaw]

riiippp..the lycra shorts tore..

[Sugarfree]

getting too disgusting. :eek: change topic! :p

[coleslaw]

was wondering how far you'll-go.. :p

[Sugarfree]

ur happy 2go d distance! :p

[coleslaw]

i'm sure you would too if-its-a- blonde!!!

[Sugarfree]

u know me too well :D

[Eastern Citizen]

Such knowledge was intriguing because.....................

[Sugarfree]

i'd thought u liked brunettes

[coleslaw]

better than blondes la..anytime..

[Sugarfree]

rod stewart disagrees. me, too. :D

[Eastern Citizen]

I just like them willing.............. :D

[coleslaw]

wishful thinking,that!..work harder..

[Eastern Citizen]

because in the game of...............

[coleslaw]

hide-n-seek..perserverance is the key... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

for it is very important..................

[Sugarfree]

there's 1blonde for every man ;)

[Eastern Citizen]

but hidden from view, hence.................

[Sugarfree]

man's excuse to patronize pubs http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/blobs/pinkie.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

to conduct important scientific research.............

[Sugarfree]

into why blondes rMore fun http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/eat_arrow.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

Activities comprise long tedious hours...................

[Sugarfree]

and sometimes results in a...http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/biggrinbounce2.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

potentially embarrassing situation involving 3............

[Sugarfree]

clowns from barang naik. they...http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/bitehard.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

protested vehemently they were only...............

[Sugarfree]

doing their duty but we...http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/hehehmn.gif

[hhtee]

pay our inchttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/eat_arrow.gifme tax for..... :D http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/eat_arrow.gif

[Sugarfree]

their leisure activities, including overseas...http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/GCeekpurple.gif

[hhtee]

for example, the KL toilet,...... http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/eat_arrow.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

sadly, nobody believed them because....................

[hhtee]

after sitting for few minutes....

[Sugarfree]

one of them decided to...

[hhtee]

wipe himself but the door....

[Eastern Citizen]

suddenly burst open and in........................

[hhtee]

there, was a politician with.....

[Eastern Citizen]

a blonde on either arm.......................

[hhtee]

This compromising situation is undescribeable!

[Sugarfree]

so wrong, so immoral, yet...http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/corky/corkysm20.gif

[hhtee]

it's undescribeable! So can't describe :D

[Sugarfree]

understandably so. why, just the... http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/duckman/blite.gif

[coleslaw]

name slipped my mind..hmmm

[Sugarfree]

let me guess. paris hilton?http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/biggrinyoyoA.gif

[coleslaw]

since when she's a poltician?....

[Sugarfree]

dei, talking about blondes la http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/icis/ices_lol_large.gif

[coleslaw]

there, was a politician with.....
that's you..i'm talking politician!...... :D

[PeterHng]

go to E-Warong Politik la:D

[coleslaw]

no 'E"..just warong politik...

[PeterHng]

same-same la.. CCY's suggestion

[coleslaw]

present name is the best...........

[PeterHng]

I have no problem wor..

[coleslaw]

me too..not sure others....... :D

[mediumsliced]

what did I miss recently?

[ghj]

Duno wor, have to recall ~~~

[Eastern Citizen]

shredded knees, blondes and politicians........... :D

[Sugarfree]

gimme blondes any night, dude http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/licka.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

fake ones osso can ah?

[coleslaw]

blonde ahlians on the way...........

[mediumsliced]

I like blonde Ah Lians...

[Sugarfree]

count me in too, dude! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/biggrinumbrella1.gif

[coleslaw]

misters..can i hep chew?....... :D

[Sugarfree]

hard 2think of anything else...(please continue) http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/Smilecrunch.gif

[orchipalar]

Err...think of 17 millions jackpot.

[coleslaw]

come on..it's not THAT-HARD!!! :p

[Sugarfree]

come on..it's not THAT-HARD!!! :p(6 words! :p )

Harder than you can imagine! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/geno/jump.gif

[coleslaw]

figment of your imagination la....... :D

[Sugarfree]

ain't! you gotta trust me http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/monsieurboo/cobra.gif

[orchipalar]

Err...wild imagination n weird fantasies.

[coleslaw]

buddy..that's HARD to come by..

[orchipalar]

Err...artificial substitutes may be better.

[Sugarfree]

it's hard to imagine it

[coleslaw]

not so hard..try it!......... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

not so hard..try it!......... :D
....the disembodied voice whispered enticingly.................

[Sugarfree]

come on in and feel my....

[Eastern Citizen]

long lasting and extremely durable...........................

[Sugarfree]

almost made of steel, only...

[bm007snr]

lacking-in-some-flexibility rod.

[Sugarfree]

Ms Paris, on seeing his...

[Eastern Citizen]

totally amazing chihuahua juggling skills...................

[Sugarfree]

decides to once and for...

[Eastern Citizen]

all, to ask Ronald McDonald..................

[Sugarfree]

where she can enjoy a...

[Eastern Citizen]

very very large and juicy............

[Sugarfree]

piece of heavenly delight that...

[Eastern Citizen]

she heard so much about................

[Sugarfree]

but never got to taste... http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/love0046.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

because she was so worried..............

[Sugarfree]

just by looking at the..http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/tongue0003.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

aforementioned very large and juicy.............. :D

[Sugarfree]

man-made tool that resembles a...http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/tongue0008.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

curiously shaped albanian farming implement...................

[Sugarfree]

which when used properly can... http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy0111.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

produce pieces of heavenly delightful......................

[Sugarfree]

...good to the very last bite,...

[Eastern Citizen]

durian puffs? Ronald Mcdonald replied...................

[Sugarfree]

to Ms Paris' utter disappointment. http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/sad0049.gif

[kellyk]

that McDonalds can produce better.....

[Sugarfree]

hot dogs than her erstwhile...http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/expressive/hot.gif

[kellyk]

friend whom she considered as

[Sugarfree]

someone who couldn't do without... http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/jumping0049.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

shattering her childlike faith in............

[ghj]

the plants growing season in ~

[Sugarfree]

Cameron Highlands where the farmars...

[coleslaw]

don't give two hoots of......

[Eastern Citizen]

Ms. Paris's ridiculous childlike faith.

[Sugarfree]

who dies eating their pesticide... http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/evilgrin0038.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

Oh no! :eek: She's really gone?

[coleslaw]

one less bimbo to worry.......

[Eastern Citizen]

Nevermind, got plenty more around :D

[Sugarfree]

dear friend, that's positive thinking http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/winking0023.gif

[Eastern Citizen]

Some did mourn her passing...........

[coleslaw]

stupid comments to reporters!..what...

[Sugarfree]

i don't understand is that...

[coleslaw]

why the stupid girl act.......

[Sugarfree]

so sexily when she really...

[coleslaw]

need not try so hard.........

[Eastern Citizen]

Anyway, she's gone now so................

[coleslaw]

jessica simpson is the obvious.....

[Eastern Citizen]

new name now given to.....................

[coleslaw]

stupidgirls.com by pink!..but.........