The NeverEnding Story

[coleslaw]

whose porsche is parked outside?......... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...who's cool dude driving it?

[Sugarfree]

what's that stain on backseat? :p

[coleslaw]

who the hell spilled coffee ???

[orchipalar]

Err...in whose brand new Porsche?

[coleslaw]

since it's dirty..yours la... :p

[Sugarfree]

buy new one @7.11 la :p

[orchipalar]

buy new one @7.11 la :pErr...who's talking about 7-11 punya...???

Orchi is gunning for...THIS... (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ldGqpVx3JDxEPM:http://stadium.weblogsinc.com/autoblog/hirezpics/gt02_zoomed.jpg)!

[coleslaw]

to dream the impossible dream... :rolleyes:

disclaimer:
(it's a song...not related to anyone dead or alive!! :D )

[Sugarfree]

disclaimer:
(it's a song...not related to anyone dead or alive!! :D )love your disclaimer! so cool. :D :p

[coleslaw]

hey..gotta cover my back! :D

[Sugarfree]

so clever of you, mate. :)

[coleslaw]

hey look at the leg la... :D

[Sugarfree]

sorry, don't get it, mate :confused:

[coleslaw]

..it's a slang..never mind..

(u must lived a very sheltered life!!) :p

[Sugarfree]

i know break a leg! :p

[coleslaw]

hooray..so does my daughter!......... :p

[Sugarfree]

now, i'm blushing. so shy. :o

(out for dinner. later.)

[coleslaw]

shy?...give me a break!!!! :p

[orchipalar]

Err...break? coffee tea or...beer?

[coleslaw]

hello...need you ask somemore!..... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...good manners...otherwise kay khiang.

[Sugarfree]

coleslaw may need a kitkat :p

[orchipalar]

Err...kitkat is chocolaty n sweet.

[coleslaw]

absolutely..my fav..anyone else..

[Sugarfree]

count me in. yummy alright. http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/love/1luvu.gif

[coleslaw]

no sharing please..all mine!!!

[Sugarfree]

fun is in the sharing http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/unknown/face11.gif

[coleslaw]

not when comes to chocolates!!!! :p

[Sugarfree]

pray tell, what is, then? :p

[coleslaw]

for a start, beef noodles........ ;)

[Sugarfree]

and then what? tell la. ;)

[coleslaw]

how to?..you cabut again!!!

[orchipalar]

Err...sneaked out without paying...again?

[coleslaw]

not only sugarfree..also makanfree!!!! :D

[fragman]

free food is for charity

[kellyk]

but ate up by Sugarfree.....

[Sugarfree]

food? ipoh's cheecheongfun's the best http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/corky/corkysm33.gif

[ghj]

Causing sleepness nights and excessive ~~~

[Sugarfree]

sweating, just thinking of her...

[fragman]

and carried away by dreams.....

[coleslaw]

what's her secret cheecheongfun recipe.........

[fragman]

soft, juicy and long

[coleslaw]

fragman..
you need 5 words to continue........

[Sugarfree]

soft?! hell, no. on the...

(coleslaw, tq for the timely reminder)

[fragman]

plate full of soya sauce

[Sugarfree]

lies the hot taiwanese sausage...

[coleslaw]

mustard tastes better than soy...........

[kellyk]

which is big, fat and ....

[fragman]

six inches long, not enough

[coleslaw]

foot long ..value for money...... :p

[fragman]

long enough but no quality

[coleslaw]

dey..me sausage connoisseur k... :p

[fragman]

ok la bro, taste good

[coleslaw]

now we are talking bro... :D

[fragman]

look for friends, not enemies

[coleslaw]

that's my principle in life......

[fragman]

so we drink brotherhood beer

[coleslaw]

anytime..just holler..you pay! :D

[fragman]

morning and sleep at doorstep

[coleslaw]

huh did i miss something?.......

[mimosa]

don't blink or you will

[fragman]

me too..... yam...seng again

[coleslaw]

i blinked...beers all gone!!!

[Sugarfree]

no1 drinks chinese tea anymore? :p

[coleslaw]

why you so not happening 1... :( :D :p

[mimosa]

brought up in conservative style

[coleslaw]

hang loose a little la ........ :D

[Sugarfree]

"evil" in other areas mah ;)

[fragman]

please guide us your way

[coleslaw]

you're on your own here!!......

[fragman]

i shall learn my mistake

[Sugarfree]

karma sutra'll teach u everything! ;)

[mimosa]

but must practise to perfect

[fragman]

wow...i begin to learn.....

[mimosa]

Sugarfree is the master here :p

[Sugarfree]

no la. coleslaw's the sifu. ;)

(g'nite. been fun. cheers.)

[fragman]

i shall learn from master....

[coleslaw]

if hamsap-ness, it's sugarfree's forte......... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...can't argue with that fact.

[coleslaw]

a close 2nd is orchi ....... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...that is arguable...under protest.

[ghj]

Carrying a piece of banner ~

[orchipalar]

Err...parade publicly in the nude.

[ghj]

The cats fainted as they ~~~

[coleslaw]

Err...parade publicly in the nude.
confirmed. 2nd spot all yours! :p

[ghj]

Shocked with the confirmation, he ...

[fragman]

quickly puts on a g-string

[jianwei85]

and now becomes G-Man!

[coleslaw]

i am stunned..G man? :D

[orchipalar]

Err...welcome to world of magic.

[coleslaw]

it's better than a movie........

[orchipalar]

Err...based on true life story.

[coleslaw]

very colourful life you lead!..

[orchipalar]

Err...there's more pains than gains.

[coleslaw]

pains is self sourced..period..

[orchipalar]

Err...not when hit by roadbully.

[Eastern Citizen]

but otherwise mostly self inflicted?

[coleslaw]

i would agree with that....

[Eastern Citizen]

but what do others say?

[coleslaw]

all pretty silent so far........

[ghj]

while putting on their thinking ~~

[Eastern Citizen]

pyjamas, many people thought that...............

[coleslaw]

pajamas can think!..duh..next! :D

[evecyanide]

Meanwhile, the makers of Barbie

[orchipalar]

Err...is producing a Barbie movie.

[bm007snr]

The production costs nearly ninety

[coleslaw]

times the initial estimate! :eek: how.......

[orchipalar]

Err...split to sequels between productions.

[coleslaw]

and raised costs even more.....

[orchipalar]

Err...earn from box-office n merchandise.

[coleslaw]

that's secondary...bums in seat 1st..

[Eastern Citizen]

but sadly despite all efforts...................

[mimosa]

we really don't know if

[Eastern Citizen]

barbie was two timing ken..............

[coleslaw]

but do we care?..no.. :D

[Eastern Citizen]

resulting in the barbie movie...........................

[coleslaw]

being a box office hit!......

[Eastern Citizen]

which was odd seeing as...................

[coleslaw]

barbie was grade B actress!...........

[Eastern Citizen]

b grade actress dd size..............

[coleslaw]

lips!! couldn't even speak properly...... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

highlighting dangers of collagen treatment...................

[coleslaw]

was it collagen? thought it.........

[Eastern Citizen]

was more likely some obscure.................................

[coleslaw]

allergy caught on bended knees..........

[Eastern Citizen]

while scubbing the kitchen floor.................. :D

[coleslaw]

salad days before making it BIG... :p

[Eastern Citizen]

and then some. :D Meanwhile, Ken....................

[coleslaw]

wanders aimlessly..he saw barbie...

[Eastern Citizen]

he stopped, suddenly remembering all.............

[coleslaw]

the fun on bended knees.... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...bynow knees torn to shreds.

[Sugarfree]

nevertheless, the fun was all...

[coleslaw]

in the name of art!...........

[orchipalar]

Err...subject posed in the nude.

[coleslaw]

too late for regrets now...........

[orchipalar]

Err...expose is widely circulated bynow.

[Sugarfree]

careful where your car's parked! :eek: ;)

[Eastern Citizen]

otherwise the shredded knee monster..........................

[coleslaw]

on bended knees deflate the tyres!!!!!! :D

[Eastern Citizen]

leaving a bloodied trail leading...........................

[coleslaw]

to tyre shreds..ingenius ways.......

[Eastern Citizen]

of moving on bended knees...........

[coleslaw]

in pain yet resilient...they...

[Eastern Citizen]

gave their all in the.........................

[coleslaw]

shoot...poor storyline and plot...

[Eastern Citizen]

were no barriers to the.....................

[coleslaw]

director and oblivious crew..meanwhile..

[Eastern Citizen]

usj forummers were totally oblivious..................

[coleslaw]

there's a sinister being lurking........

[Eastern Citizen]

and taking note of each........................

[coleslaw]

threads...lo and behold..you...

[Eastern Citizen]

and a select few decided......................

[coleslaw]

to add spice to forum.......

[Eastern Citizen]

in order to flush out.....................

[coleslaw]

the lurker...ahaaa..they did... :D

[Eastern Citizen]

their best but the spiciness..........

[coleslaw]

lingers long after he's banned.. :eek:

[Eastern Citizen]

and exiled to wander alone.................

[coleslaw]

thru the abyss..all forlorn..

[Eastern Citizen]

but all was not lost..................

[coleslaw]

a change of appearance should....

[orchipalar]

Err...not hide the true identity.

[mimosa]

For that, you would need

[Eastern Citizen]

a simple blend of crushed.................

[coleslaw]

iced and tequila! i'm changed!!!......... :D

[mimosa]

And to add to that,

[coleslaw]

a slice of lime...incredible..

[Eastern Citizen]

resulting in loss of inhibitions!!!! :D

[coleslaw]

didn't have any 2start with!!!!...

[orchipalar]

Err...you mean common courtesy 2share?

[Sugarfree]

meanwhile, a nubile thing walked...

[orchipalar]

Err...fast approaching a convenient store.

[coleslaw]

needs more ice and smoke....

[Sugarfree]

not forgetting 'em latex for...

[mimosa]

designing a nice tight costume

[Sugarfree]

for the party that's planned...

[coleslaw]

last minute...oh..the stress...

[Eastern Citizen]

forgot to send out invitations!!!!! :eek:

[coleslaw]

it's not happening at all....

[Eastern Citizen]

aaarrrrrggghhh!!!! how did this happen????????

[coleslaw]

weren't you in charge..how..

[Eastern Citizen]

No I wasn't. :rolleyes: It was................

[coleslaw]

who...pray tell..big mess...

[Eastern Citizen]

sugarfree? mimosa? one of you?

[evelynlim]

responsible for success and failure...

[Eastern Citizen]

of the great latex party.................

[coleslaw]

sponsored by lee rubber sdn bhd........ :D

[mimosa]

cost of rubber is up :(

[coleslaw]

you use alot of rubber?......... :D

[Sugarfree]

hate it. it ain't fun. http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/biggrinyoyoA.gif

[coleslaw]

no fun2 if 'accident' happens... :D

[Sugarfree]

no accidents if got skills http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/biggrinbounce.gif

[irisbaggins]

babies were made out of accident....... hehe.

[coleslaw]

the irresponsible will cabut again....... :D

[irisbaggins]

....and resurface again....

[coleslaw]

iris..for this segment..you need 5 words to continue..confusing ain't it :D

[orchipalar]

Err...the use of habitual excuses.

[irisbaggins]

Opps I didnt know the rules.....(more than 5 words liow)

[coleslaw]

no worries..just enjoy it........

[orchipalar]

Err...or play dumb...hantam only.

[coleslaw]

someone is being incorrigible today...

[orchipalar]

Err...tunggu sebentar...gotta find dictionary.

[Sugarfree]

find online dictionary. it's faster. :D

[Eastern Citizen]

....but not always. Sometimes however,............................

[Sugarfree]

finding a blonde looking like...

[Eastern Citizen]

Paris Hilton in places described........................

[Sugarfree]

as jails in which our...

[Eastern Citizen]

society calls public universities is...................

[Sugarfree]

where our unemployed graduates were...

[Eastern Citizen]

definitely NOT Paris Hilton lookalikes. :D

[Sugarfree]

on the other hand, they...

[Eastern Citizen]

were sadly split into several......................

[bm007snr]

genres. A white car parked

[Sugarfree]

on a dimly lit road...

[coleslaw]

whoosh..what's that! now scared...

[orchipalar]

Err...knock knock...who goes there?

[Sugarfree]

the door slowly opens. a...

[coleslaw]

little hesitant at first..then..

[Sugarfree]

to his utmost surprise, a...

[coleslaw]

large pothole!..yes..he did..

[Sugarfree]

notice something resembling a tall...

[coleslaw]

and large garbage bin..what..

[Sugarfree]

in the world was the...

[coleslaw]

bin here..middle of nowhere....

[Eastern Citizen]

plonked right in the pothole..........

[coleslaw]

stranger things have happened..so

[Sugarfree]

it was with a heavy...

[coleslaw]

heart, he stepped out..whooshhh........

[Sugarfree]

appearing right before him was...

[Eastern Citizen]

a brunette, sugarfree lollipop in....................

[Sugarfree]

(EC, now things are heating up! :p )

her mouth, beckoning me to...

[Eastern Citizen]

step forward and reveal to...................

[Sugarfree]

her just exactly how big...

[Eastern Citizen]

the overall size of the..................

[Sugarfree]

one thing that most girls...

(let's see how long we can drag this before revealing the "monsterpiece"..opps..masterpiece of a punchline!)

[Eastern Citizen]

whilst obviously having some early..................

[coleslaw]

telltale signs...a fat wallet!!! :p

[Sugarfree]

but in reality, the girls...

[coleslaw]

are hoping for condo, car.. :D

[Sugarfree]

and getting their hands on...

[coleslaw]

designers handbags, shoes and creditcards..
:D

[Sugarfree]

however, there was one thing... :D

[coleslaw]

that still elude them...marriage!!!

(sugarfree..you are not going to make this easy are you!) :p

[Sugarfree]

being inexperienced, they wanted to...

(coleslaw, it'd be interesting to see how we do this, with you going one direction and me, another! :p )

[coleslaw]

enjoy the finer things first.........

[Sugarfree]

then get down to touching...

[coleslaw]

the dish washer...reality hit...

[Sugarfree]

they realized they had actually...