The NeverEnding Story

[bm007snr]

universe, a living thing which

[jianwei85]

was not really living is

[bm007snr]

attracted to Eve. The 'thing'

[jianwei85]

found bm007snr and caught him

[bm007snr]

eating delicious food, so it

[Sasha]

sat with him and started...

[ghj]

do something really *UNexpected* which..

[Sasha]

made bm007snr strangle him because...

[wsl]

the thing is still fully

[bm007snr]

stuffed with human meat. The

[ghj]

world's greatest and most delicious

[Sasha]

smells of crispy roasted duck...

[AllUrban]

peking duck....or beijing duck?

[tupai]

sei-ngan-chai of petaling st.

[Sasha]

gave some duck to 'the thing'

[bm007snr]

and it went wild! It

[ghj]

start to munch everything including...

[mon]

it's family, friends and neighbours

[Sasha]

from TTDIJaya until the floods...

[mon]

drowned it....but miraculously, out

[Sasha]

from the floods came a....

[mon]

princess ghj with her hair

[Sasha]

flowing beautifully at her waist

[mon]

down to her toes..her

[Sasha]

beautiful brown eyes opened slowly..

[mon]

to see Prince Charming (croak! croak!) on

[tupai]

a 54inch plasma kissing his gay lover, then

[gtl]

"knock knock" the pizza delivered............

[AllUrban]

and that's when crazy things started to happen

[jianwei85]

Harry Potter drop down from

[evecyanide]

the pearly gates of heaven

[jianwei85]

and he met Eve! But

[Teeque]

the World Cup beckons her

:)

[bm007snr]

not to spend too much

[Sasha]

time shopping for new shoes.

[bm007snr]

As she watched Germany defeating

[jianwei85]

Costa Rica wif BOLA AYAM..

[AllUrban]

in the restoran ayamas

[evecyanide]

which manufactures not only bola

[ghj]

but also pati ayam cubes

[aRwEn]

that cause ur hair to......

[evecyanide]

grow neon green coloured roots

[ghj]

with shocking pink orchids which..

[evecyanide]

can be made into vanilla.

[bm007snr]

.... she yelled in ecstasy. She

[tupai]

Shebet with vanilla, tea or

[AllUrban]

why not just drown her sorrows in a huge bowl of ice....

[evecyanide]

Shebet with vanilla, tea or

milo, hmmm... she couldn't decide

[AllUrban]

But she knew that........

[bm007snr]

milo, hmmm... she couldn't decide
so she decided to ask



*5 words lah, AllUrban !

[ghj]

the talking mushroom that knows...

[evecyanide]

everything and can foresee the

[ghj]

things you secretly ate that

[evecyanide]

was stolen from chef's pantry.

[AllUrban]

Chef never recovered after losing his secret recipe

[evecyanide]

How to take part
Continue the story with 5 words; No more, no less.
Use English words only. Avoid spelling and grammatical errors.

Lol. AllUrban... 5 words only lah.... :p

His secret ingredients were bats,

[tupai]

newts and mumbo-jumbo gunk

[Sasha]

stewed in a black cauldron

[AllUrban]

surrounded by clouds of steam

*ok, now I get it* :)

[Sasha]

Suddenly, a loud explosion erupted

[PeterHng]

Mt Merapi spewing sulphur clouds

[USJ27Resident]

Mt Merapi spewing sulphur cloudsbut the explosion wasn't Merapi... :o

[jianwei85]

Jeng Jeng Jeng! THE SPEWING....!!

[USJ27Resident]

sound was actually a fart! :D

[USJ27Resident]

had smell of methane instead... :p

[bm007snr]

sound was actually a fart! :D
The strong seductive smell of


*wey no double posting because it defeats the purpose of having a 5-word-rule :D

[evecyanide]

the fart of a skunk!

[Sasha]

(Only his mother could love...)

[jianwei85]

this skunk with 4 eyes

[evecyanide]

was rudely awakened by the

[USJ27Resident]

lovemaking sounds of the other...

[evecyanide]

species, the hairy chested bears

[aRwEn]

which were wearing denim overallz......

[evecyanide]

and boy, do they look

[bm007snr]

gorgeous. They chose Zouk as

[PeterHng]

Zouk is very cheap and

[evecyanide]

they could get discounts for

[ghj]

the Skunkie Cocktail made of

[evecyanide]

grog, lizard's tongue and cobwebs

[ghj]

with a little twist of..

[evecyanide]

lemon peel for added taste.

[USJ27Resident]

Even the roasted Orchis tasted...

[evecyanide]

heavenly, a little sour and

[USJ27Resident]

as pedas as the original... :D

[evecyanide]

but cannor beat tabasco sauce.

[ghj]

So use cili padi instead...

[evecyanide]

, blended to a smooth perfection

[Sasha]

with chopped cilantro and garlic to...

[evecyanide]

make an even sharper taste

[ghj]

sharp until become something really..

[evecyanide]

weird, metal-like liquid with polka-dots

[ghj]

the Ultimate brew for the..

[evecyanide]

secret recipe of becoming superman!

[USJ27Resident]

except for the added kryptonite :p

[Sasha]

which made him rather limp...

[jianwei85]

Voila! He found Viagra! NgekNgeKNgek

[wanmei]

fake tablets viagra from China :D

[evecyanide]

which was clover shaped. Meanwhile,

[arbiter]

his wifey found out, and

[evecyanide]

she was thinking of stealing

[AllUrban]

his foolish heart back from

[arbiter]

de gutter and channel it

[evecyanide]

towards the complicated network of

[wsl]

black magic agencies that erect

[evecyanide]

buildings for the cause of

[ghj]

humanity sake in order to..

[evecyanide]

save the trolls from drowning

[alexhay]

The other hand, the troll keeps on...

[AllUrban]

keeps on challenging the good.........

[alexhay]

and the evil.

[USJ27Resident]

and the evil.

[dey... 5 words game!] LOL! :p

[ghj]

Clean water filled out dirty ..

[gtl]

linen which abdullah is cleaning..........

[PeterHng]

left behind by former pm,

[AllUrban]

shift worker, fired for incomplete

[PeterHng]

work and too much politicking,

[bm007snr]

maybe. Meanwhile, a cheetah chased

[ghj]

a super fast slow lorris..

[wsl]

around putrajaya lake so that

[AllUrban]

the cruise passengers had the

[PeterHng]

fright of their lives,

[Sasha]

while squirrels ran about excitedly

[PeterHng]

giggling between their 2 teeth,

[Sasha]

swishing their bushy tails about...

[PeterHng]

suddenly there was a shot

[Sasha]

Sheriff Chang was shooting at....

[mon]

a giggling monkey that escaped

[PeterHng]

suddenly a troll appeared and

[Sasha]

Chang took a shot at it

[PeterHng]

it was banned for good,

[Sasha]

, buried in the banana plantation,

[PeterHng]

That farmer somemore forgot totally,

[Sasha]

that heavy rain was coming....

[PeterHng]

which may wipe out everything

[Sasha]

and unravel skeletons from beyond

[evecyanide]

the grave. Horror!!! Suddenly, there

[Sasha]

was threatening thunder and lightning

[wsl]

and the ground begin shaking

[AllUrban]

The earth opened up and......

[evecyanide]

Lo and behold, the tasmanian devil

[bm007snr]

popped out! It started spinning

[jianwei85]

like Osama Bin Laden trying

[tupai]

waltzing with george bush in

[Sasha]

a harem somewhere in the....

[USJ27Resident]

God forsaken war torn Iraq

[evecyanide]

where dead bodies were strewn

[PeterHng]

and bombs and body parts

[evecyanide]

were magically transformed to a

[PeterHng]

aliens and bush looked alike,

[evecyanide]

and they were mattel branded.

[PeterHng]

Mattel made a big recall

[evecyanide]

because one hand was shorter

[ghj]

than Sea Coconut tree which..

[evecyanide]

breathe with their noses

[PeterHng]

and design thru their mouth,

[evecyanide]

to shoot out poison arrows

[PeterHng]

to backstab people, pull down

[evecyanide]

the great wall of China

[PeterHng]

instead of against the Tartars,

[ghj]

the hardened tooth plaque that..

[bm007snr]

are renowned for their supremacy

[wsl]

in the deserted land called

[ghj]

the Jurassic Park which is...

[bm007snr]

located on Earth. A weird

[ghj]

organism squirms mightly out of ...

[evecyanide]

its secret hideout. Upon appearing,

[ghj]

it Emit an EXPLOSION that..

[evecyanide]

was so loud, timbaktu could

[ghj]

spread around making every road..

[evecyanide]

light up with extreme brightness

[ghj]

to BURST All PIMPLES until..

[evecyanide]

all the icky yellow puss

[wewa25]

splatter all over on his

[evecyanide]

neighbour's lawn causing chaos to

[ghj]

cause the most inactive volcanoes ...

[evecyanide]

to wake up to the

[jianwei85]

big giant FOOTBALL hidden within

[evecyanide]

the fatal jaws of the

[tpboyz]

great white shark rooting for

[jianwei85]

MyTEAM to thrash Team Malaysia

[gtl]

four zero and FAM............

[PeterHng]

decided to fire its coach,

[wsl]

and reject shebby as replacement

[PeterHng]

shebby so angry and committed

[AllUrban]

....decided to make himself into.......

[tpboyz]

himself to a mental hospital

[gtl]

hand in hand with kairy.....

[PeterHng]

son-in-law of our beloved PM,

[evecyanide]

whom at that moment was

[Sasha]

ogling a sexy lady walking...

[tupai]

and yakking loudly about that

[Sasha]

PJ being a city thing

[tupai]

having potholes and smelly rubbish

[Sasha]

that causes MPPJ to close

[tpboyz]

their favourite mamak stall for

[Sasha]

a thorough cleanup and teach

[wsl]

ways to burden residents without

[Sasha]

causing a riot which will....

[ghj]

eventually make the dandelion seeds..

[Sasha]

flutter about and cause hayfever

[tupai]

and bad sorethroat with young

[CCY]

lady doctor doing a diagnostic..

[Sasha]

but lady doctor is bogus...

[ghj]

century old man that adores..

[Sasha]

dressing in doctor's gown and

[tpboyz]

peeping under nurses skirt to

[evecyanide]

upload his empty brain which

[Sasha]

was full of hot air.

[tupai]

not unlike the Super-Trapp's

[Sasha]

except there was a major leak

[tupai]

causing undue panic in USJ.com

[Sasha]

coz there was a foul smell

[tupai]

some say its coming from

[Sasha]

the drain across from khalifah's

[tpboyz]

which no one knew about

[jianwei85]

the magical ants serving Cow's

[ghj]

horn that can be extracted..

[Sasha]

and mixed into rice wine..

[wsl]

stir but not shaken. Worms

[Sasha]

wriggled out the cow's horn

[ghj]

rich in slimy jelly that

[Sasha]

was mushy in the wine.

[tpboyz]

Making it taste so good

[Sasha]

they added tabasco sauce and

[ghj]

some sprinkle of bright yellow...

[Sasha]

turmeric to make a potion

[tpboyz]

of sustained vitality for men

[jianwei85]

as Footie Fever is raging

[Sasha]

like a bull seeing red!

[tupai]

red bull+volka = intoxication

[Sasha]

Which meant everyone went beserk

[kress]

after kena pukau by the squirrel

[CCY]

and get riden without slitskirt...

[Sasha]

which made sasha angry because

[kress]

kokomo didn't borrow it to her

[tupai]

and like Lady Godiva, she

[Sasha]

decided what the heck! just........

[kress]

go commando and solve the...

[Sasha]

hassles of waiting for slitskirt!!

[tpboyz]

Because of that people were

[tupai]

ogling, salivating and mouth agaping

[Sasha]

, looking completely dumb over a....

[tupai]

stark naked, skinny, smelly biker

[evecyanide]

who was old and grey

[ghj]

made of the world's SPIKIEST..

[wsl]

dead and waiting to be

[tpboyz]

Taken for a long hard

[mon]

stare with evil intentions to

[Sasha]

the road to hell and back!

[mon]

Actually, it's a one-way ticket