The NeverEnding Story

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for others, more handouts. yay! http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/realhappy/op485.gif

[coleslaw]

share share a bit can ar..

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what's yours's mine, no deal!

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[coleslaw]

so kedekut la you..stingy

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vote4 me, then i'll share! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ed/madfire.gif

[mimosa]

Share first or no vote ...

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I always win. Trust me. http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin1orange.gif

[coleslaw]

you'll cheat and bribe your...

[orchipalar]

Err...way to grab a lollipop.

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at a polling station in...

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[evecyanide]

Timbaktu where the people there...

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are much more civilized than...

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[evecyanide]

those down the red river

[orchipalar]

Err...the bridge over river kwai.

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where some knife-wielding fellas are... http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/dvv/pissed.gif

[orchipalar]

Err...harvesting kangkung with their keris...

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fast and furiously in the...http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/Flip_anim.gif

[orchipalar]

Err...longkow pi mah...ver els.

[ghj]

The next thing they know ~

[coleslaw]

they were knee deep in........

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cow dung but since they...

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[coleslaw]

live,eat and breath it..not

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a problem at all. however,

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[coleslaw]

could do without the stink..........

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if not, then at least...

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share with the rakyat. oh...

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[coleslaw]

how gullible this rakyat are..........

[orchipalar]

Err...give an inch...they demand...

[Sugarfree]

a palace and get it! http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/3dlil/mad.gif

[ghj]

What else can be done?

[evecyanide]

Nuthin' much except bribe the

[umadavid]

"close one eye" people and...

[Sugarfree]

soon, 2 eyes closed. yay! http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/evil2.gif

[umadavid]

Then, it will be "Free for all"

[coleslaw]

very much like buffet line........

[mimosa]

nicely served up NEP style

[ghj]

enough to make them drool ~~~

[umadavid]

but out of reach for...

[orchipalar]

Err...for the poor ordinary citizens.

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like you and i. we...
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[orchipalar]

Err...are family...got unwed sisters.

[coleslaw]

unwed sisters?..what has it....

[Sugarfree]

got to with disco dancing? :p

[coleslaw]

you mean pointer sisters ka..

[Sugarfree]

i prefer laura branigan, actually

[coleslaw]

gloria is your time meh.........

[Sugarfree]

trying to guess my age?

[coleslaw]

don't worry..i'm still older :p

[orchipalar]

Err...some may not think so...

[ghj]

because they have other opinion ~

[Sugarfree]

difference of opinion is good

[coleslaw]

as long as you're realistic..........

[Sugarfree]

that'd be about right, mate

[orchipalar]

Err...wrong to some...stubborn fools.

[umadavid]

What is the world coming....

[orchipalar]

Err...with illicit trades...child prostitution.

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civil wars, drive-by shootings, etc

[coleslaw]

such depressing news on CNN.........

[orchipalar]

Err...of mankind's aggression n cruelty...

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why can't there be love?

[orchipalar]

Err...but where is the love... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJV9EMkv0u4)

[umadavid]

of mankind - love one another

[ghj]

in order to make all ~~~

[orchipalar]

Err...living happily together ever after...

[coleslaw]

only in fairy tales,do........

[orchipalar]

Err...we not try...to make...

[Sugarfree]

things better by loving your...

[kitkat]

spouse, instead of hunting around

[Sugarfree]

for pretty young things, eh?

[coleslaw]

but of course unless you..........

[orchipalar]

Err...encounter the love of your...

[kitkat]

life, but one sided affair.......

[Sugarfree]

then better go jump off...

[ghj]

the river bank and land ~

[orchipalar]

Err...on a beautiful mermaid...then...

[kellyk]

try to live happily hereafter.

[coleslaw]

if still not happy, then...........

[Sugarfree]

go find another mermaid lor

[coleslaw]

realised..i never like fish!.........

[Sugarfree]

look for vegetarian dish lor ;)

[coleslaw]

why? can eat meat what... :D

[Sugarfree]

true but meat too heaty :p

[coleslaw]

says who? me lovesssss meat........ :D

[Sugarfree]

so what's your fave meat?

[coleslaw]

ahhh..that would be telling........ :rolleyes:

[Sugarfree]

meat only what. why shy? :p

[coleslaw]

my doctors might be here............ :p

[Sugarfree]

now i know why, mate :D

[coleslaw]

help remove my straightjacket please......... :D

[doggyjames]

and put it on me... :eek: :eek: :eek:

[orchipalar]

Err...one flew over cuckoo's nest. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073486/)

[Sugarfree]

help remove my straightjacket please......... :Dbuddy..hehehe..you mean, straitjacket? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straitjacket) http://www.techzonez.com/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif


bird's nest soup

[coleslaw]

sleepy mah..not thinking straight... :o

[Sugarfree]

your question? (still sleepy ah? *only teasing :p )

[coleslaw]

your question? (still sleepy ah? *only teasing :p )(neverending story..5 words to continue..what question?)

wait i kena coffee first.... :p

[Sugarfree]

i'm sleepy, not you la! :p

[coleslaw]

here, coffee kaw kaw one..... :D

[Sugarfree]

drink with hot chick, better! ;)

[coleslaw]

fatal combo...trouble brewing ahead.... :D

[Sugarfree]

send wifey shopping. problem solved. :p ;)

[kitkat]

Till the CC bills arrived.... :eek:

[Sugarfree]

you are right. so, how? :D

[kitkat]

give her a massage and

[Sugarfree]

tell her, doctor's appointment. done. ;)

[kitkat]

home-brew chinese medicine for you

[orchipalar]

Err...won't cure the heartache for...

[kitkat]

a desparate and ungrateful soul

[coleslaw]

take more chinese brew! you'll..........

[kitkat]

be cured or die from

[coleslaw]

broken heart..noone has.. yet!!

[ghj]

Well, it is really good?

[umadavid]

Guess it is good for.....

[orchipalar]

Err...the case of oral diarrhea.

[coleslaw]

have to experience to believe.........

[orchipalar]

Err...warm sensation. but spine chilling

[coleslaw]

Err...warm sensation.

dei....5 words needed la..

[orchipalar]

Err...a-cha! forgot about it la...(corrected)

[coleslaw]

Err...warm sensation. but spine chilling

ah..foot reflexology does that

[orchipalar]

Err...you mean they use oral...?

[coleslaw]

gargle on oral B, before work.......

[umadavid]

you will be a breath...

[orchipalar]

Err...of WMD after eating Petai...

[mimosa]

goreng with sambal sotong pedas

[orchipalar]

Err...with ikanbilis...fresh chillies onions ...

[umadavid]

what a load of saliva...

[orchipalar]

Err...drooling for Petai...eat raw?

[Sugarfree]

never for me, petai. ewwwwww... :p

[umadavid]

drooling for ikan masin only :D

[Sugarfree]

not forgetting yong tau fu :p

[orchipalar]

Err...tar pow some for Coleslaw...

[Sugarfree]

some petai too please ah

[orchipalar]

Err...he might like it also...

[birdy]

if it is stir fried

[orchipalar]

Err...Coleslaw can fry Petai himself...

[Sugarfree]

been doing it since 1965 :p

[coleslaw]

what's happening..me cook petai?.......

[Sugarfree]

can you char keow tiau2? :p

[coleslaw]

of course! want si harm?...

[mimosa]

What happened to the story?? :rolleyes: :p

[coleslaw]

it's still ongoing...any problem?...

[mimosa]

seems like a Q&A session ... :p

[coleslaw]

that's how the story flows..........

[Sugarfree]

i agree. mate, ckt ready?

[coleslaw]

no..ran out of gas..could...... :)

[Sugarfree]

no..ran out of gas..could...... :)(mate, 6 words there! :p )

tau pau if you want

[coleslaw]

car also no gas..how? :p

[Sugarfree]

you got bicycle or not? :D

[coleslaw]

no..you jalan-jalan k.......

[Sugarfree]

walking is good exercise, yes :)

[birdy]

but jogging is better alternative

[coleslaw]

better..someone pushes.. in wheelchair..

[Sugarfree]

like that also can ah? :p

[birdy]

Actually the wheelchair is solar-powered

[coleslaw]

wah..getting lazier and lazier.......

[Sugarfree]

lifestyle of the rich, definitely

[mimosa]

qualify for a Datukship like

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that for sure. can i...

[coleslaw]

apply for the datukship? how........

[Sugarfree]

much must i pay? i...http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/blobs/gry_md_wht.gif

[coleslaw]

want the title for coleslaw!.. :D

[Sugarfree]

Dato' Coleslaw! You da Man.

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[coleslaw]

sounds good my friend. :D .now.....

[Sugarfree]

get me a pretty secretary! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/dvv/eplus3.gif

[coleslaw]

done. you need 'help' ka...

[Sugarfree]

yes, i do. she has...

[orchipalar]

Err...to make coffee every morning...

[coleslaw]

and straightened my tie too...

[Sugarfree]

but the most important thing...

[coleslaw]

kiss me goodbye after work............ :rolleyes:

[Sugarfree]

without wearing her pink lipstick http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/happy/11zwinky.gif

[coleslaw]

bright red would be good............ :)

[orchipalar]

Err...won't stop at anything or...

[mimosa]

even after a cold shower

[Sugarfree]

just gotta have it, mate! :p

[orchipalar]

Err...can't live without it either...

[coleslaw]

try colder water..usually works.. :D

[Sugarfree]

ain't too sure about that ;)

[coleslaw]

wahliau..ran out of options.... :D

[kitkat]

never give up so easily

[Sugarfree]

explore all options, won't you? ;)

[orchipalar]

Err...patience helps...practice makes perfect.

[coleslaw]

there are slow learners too........ :D

[orchipalar]

Err...not when it's enjoyable...addictive.

[coleslaw]

addiction is bad! give up..........

[orchipalar]

Err...why give up good thangs...?

[Sugarfree]

partner must play along, too ;)

[orchipalar]

Err...was talking about smoking...YOU?

[coleslaw]

haha sugarfree...gotcha..answer please....

[Sugarfree]

urmm..err...excuse, gotta smoke! :p

[orchipalar]

Err...don't jump into conclusions...it.

[Sugarfree]

coleslaw, why so quiet one? :D

[coleslaw]

will make a fool out...

[Sugarfree]

of myself. i hate that. :(

[coleslaw]

come here..you poor fool... :p

[orchipalar]

Err...mooch mooch(on the lips)...thinks that's possible.

[coleslaw]

be my guest..will pass..

[orchipalar]

Err...on the flu to Sugarfree...(who else?) :cool:

[coleslaw]

poor guy..go see doctor...

[orchipalar]

Err...(Sugarfree)...gets molested by her...n...

[Sugarfree]

definitely going back for more http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/dvx_rune/lol.gif

[orchipalar]

Err...mother nature commercial break...take (5...need to refill the lungs)

[coleslaw]

that's the spirit..confirmed cured! ;)

[orchipalar]

Err...(temporarily!) until he's diagnosed of having...

[Sugarfree]

blonde deficiency for there are...http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/corky/smilies15.gif

* gotta go guys, been fun!

[coleslaw]

times..i too act dumb......... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...dumber Orchi feels the blues...

[coleslaw]

that time of the month?... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...how you know?...unless u...

[coleslaw]

had tea with wifey...yes :D

[coleslaw]

blonde's here, excuse me, fellas http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/Blurp_anim.gif

true blonde la you, jumping in like that........as i was saying..

[orchipalar]

Err...tea with wifey...then what?

[coleslaw]

nothing much..just drink tea..

where's sugar..thot saw him just now..

[orchipalar]

Err...gone back to hiding ler...shy kua.

Still do hi tea?

[coleslaw]

no..shifted to happy hours.. :D

[orchipalar]

Err...ma-cha! ver is the question?

[coleslaw]

Err...ma-cha! ver is the question?
what question? this is neverending story mah..wah really stress la you :D

[orchipalar]

Err...it's 5 words question what?:o

[coleslaw]

you still tak mau kalah.... :rolleyes:

[orchipalar]

Err...ok dah...Orchi lose lor. :(

[coleslaw]

that's a good sport..i......... :rolleyes:

[orchipalar]

Err...conceded defeat...you deserve victory.

[Sugarfree]

(i'm back! but response may be slow as i'm working on something on my pc :) )

victory ought to be celebrated...

[orchipalar]

Err...pop champagne...tequila...n fireworks...

[Sugarfree]

fireworks started already, guess where? http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/wink/1bluewinky.gif

[orchipalar]

Err...ask...you shall be given.

[birdy]

It's in No Man Land

[orchipalar]

Err...seek...n you shall find...

[coleslaw]

helps.. if can read map..

[kitkat]

Get nokia N95, problems solved

[orchipalar]

Err..get good compass..more important.

[coleslaw]

map also dunno..now stars.?.

[Sugarfree]

stay at home. that's safest.

[kitkat]

make sure not many rooms (in the house)

[orchipalar]

Err...bury head in sand...better.

[birdy]

Only Ostrich could do that.

[Sugarfree]

some hen-pecked husbands can, too! :p

[kitkat]

like someone's talking thru experience

[Sugarfree]

from observation only, thank God! :p

[umadavid]

Yeah, life is just peachy!

[orchipalar]

Err...life's a bitch for some.

[coleslaw]

thinks the world owes them.......

[Sugarfree]

two blondes and king-sized bed http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/love/1luvu.gif

[birdy]

It is otherwise in reality.

[Sugarfree]

Not if you're in Las Vegas http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/wink/1bluewinky.gif

[coleslaw]

not if you lose bigtime...... :D

[umadavid]

then you, a beggar be!

[coleslaw]

begging the blondes on bended knees....... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...can't...the blodes are taller.

[coleslaw]

give up and continue drinking..........

[Sugarfree]

also, gambling. may get lucky. :D