The NeverEnding Story

[Sugarfree]

pissed off with her boyfriend

[coleslaw]

he's supposed to be waiting........

[Sugarfree]

in his BMW but instead...

[coleslaw]

he's there with a beca..........

[Sugarfree]

a totally uncool vehicle of...

[coleslaw]

course. it's so not happening........

[mimosa]

when suddenly, out came the ...

[kitkat]

rain, washed the spiders out!!!

[evecyanide]

Up came the sun and

[coleslaw]

a beautiful rainbow high up........

[PeterHng]

a sign of God's promise:)

[coleslaw]

she'll get her own bmw.......

[PeterHng]

as it's her dream car;)

[Sugarfree]

God flys! BMW's useless :D

[coleslaw]

sour grapes. you don't have..........

[Sugarfree]

a sexy chick, BMW's useless :p

[coleslaw]

tough luck. try harder lor.. :D

[Sugarfree]

no BMW, lotsa $$$ can2

[coleslaw]

first impression counts la dude... :D

[Sugarfree]

$$$'s the all-importaant impression la :D

[coleslaw]

got $$$ but no life..... :D

[Sugarfree]

go buy blue pill lor ;)

[coleslaw]

aiseh..what life is that..

[Sugarfree]

the high life, eh, mate? :D

[coleslaw]

your case..with great difficulties........ ;)

[Sugarfree]

says who? anything is possible. ;)

[coleslaw]

poor you..self denial...sob.. ;)

[Sugarfree]

mate, don't Bstuck in rut :p

[coleslaw]

travel and see the world.......

[mediumsliced]

meet new people, see new...

[coleslaw]

things. best education one can....

[mediumsliced]

get outside of Harvard and...

[coleslaw]

oxford. having said that, one

[orchipalar]

Err...can get degrees(diplomas) from here... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unaccredited_institutions_of_higher_learni ng)

(like one of the current Bumiputra UMNO youth leaders...who claims to be a Phd...from Preston University)

[coleslaw]

honesty is best policy la.....

[kitkat]

maybe for most, not all.

[orchipalar]

Err...who forgets to bring purse...

[coleslaw]

that idiot coles la..so

[PeterHng]

bad, always stood ppl up.

[kitkat]

At least, give you hope...

[coleslaw]

when? i was there but didn't..

[PeterHng]

u din carry red umbrella:p

[coleslaw]

didn't rain la..so why

[PeterHng]

din u bring as agreed;)

[coleslaw]

agreed was i wear red....

[orchipalar]

Err...umbrella in left hand...heheh(hamsap laughter)

[kitkat]

sari and flower in my hair

[orchipalar]

Err...(sari)...exposing ugly cellulite all over...

[PeterHng]

that was before, but now

[coleslaw]

even worst! ugly lines runs..

[PeterHng]

top to bottom, left right

[kitkat]

looking like walking
world map

[coleslaw]

very confusing indeed. she tried..........

[kitkat]

folding A to B, to get better picture

[orchipalar]

Err...flipping upwards...onto shoulder...to.

[Sugarfree]

feed crying child behind but...

[kitkat]

hit the hubby's face instead!

[Sugarfree]

husband was more hungry, mah! :p

[coleslaw]

what else can go wrong...........

[orchipalar]

Err...which worries you more...or.

[coleslaw]

is today friday the 13th?..

[orchipalar]

Err...does it matter Freddy Kruger?

[coleslaw]

no but it did to her.........

[orchipalar]

Err...never fear...Orchi is here...

[coleslaw]

worst.. devil ? deep blue sea...

[orchipalar]

Err...no...not afraid of it.

[coleslaw]

but i am, she said...............

[orchipalar]

Err...n he sings to her...

"No more talk of darkness,
forget these wide-eyed fears;
I'm here, nothing can harm you..."

[Sugarfree]

the green green grass of...

[coleslaw]

colour blind..must be grass...

[umadavid]

oh no!... It is dope!

[orchipalar]

Err...a little of it won't...

[coleslaw]

must inhale or not? sorry :D

[orchipalar]

Err...like smoking ciggies...Netherlands legalized... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_policy_of_the_Netherlands)

[Sugarfree]

only it gets you way...

[coleslaw]

why am i floating upwards?... ;)

[orchipalar]

Err...liquor can be lethal too...

(should it be banned?)

[coleslaw]

come fly come fly with...

[orchipalar]

Err...me...Frank Sinatra...New-York New-York.

[coleslaw]

michael buble's version is better.....

[orchipalar]

Err...lousy...no originality at all...

[coleslaw]

cover version of the original!

[orchipalar]

Err...it's either yes or no...

[coleslaw]

yes for me..sinatra too

[orchipalar]

Err...Fred Astaire... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Astaire)agree or not?

[coleslaw]

not my taste at all......

[orchipalar]

Err...mouth piece does that often.

[coleslaw]

haha..good one. darn dentures...

[orchipalar]

Err...see...more can be agreeable....

(understanding helps)

[Sugarfree]

but less is more exciting :p

[orchipalar]

Err...less is sexy...but arguably.

[Sugarfree]

so, agree or not, mate? ;)

[orchipalar]

Err...not necessarily...depends on who.

[Sugarfree]

what about amber chia? how?

[orchipalar]

Err...less hair is sexy... (http://www.instacritic.com/images/sir_sean_connery_c1.jpg)no?

[orchipalar]

what about amber chia? how?Err...Orchi's hairdressers are better looking...

[Sugarfree]

i need haircut today. where? :D

[orchipalar]

Err...barber shops aplenty...no frills.

[Sugarfree]

haircut and i-candy, most satisfying

[CCY]

after haircut extra services better...

[Sugarfree]

whoaaaa! down boy down! LOL ;)

[CCY]

Get-up my young man , don't...

[Sugarfree]

be afraid to have a...

[orchipalar]

Err...limp in the morning...no.

[coleslaw]

hopefully you meant your wrist.......

[orchipalar]

Err...poor knee acting up again...

[coleslaw]

foong sap, sign of oldage........

[PeterHng]

problem was he's still young:D

[coleslaw]

everyone is young except me.. :D

[PeterHng]

but not yet dinosaur ya:D:D

[coleslaw]

almost there.............

[orchipalar]

Err...young n ancient...there yet?

[mon]

old and action...there yet? :p

[PeterHng]

all very action, there already!

[orchipalar]

Err...(been-there)...wanna feel younger again...can?

[PeterHng]

can.. boogie whole night long:p

[coleslaw]

not a problem for me........... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...when you were younger...perhaps.

[coleslaw]

nope still at it regularly........

[mon]

heheh..:p

pole dancing leh? (I take pic)

[orchipalar]

Err...in your own shower...perhaps.

[coleslaw]

pole in private. :D RP regularly...........

[mon]

huh...you (orchi) pole dance in your own shower? :p

S.O.S

[coleslaw]

there are days..mon..hehe ;)

[mon]

very sorry..i thought this was the word assoc. game. :P

5 words..

when the young and restless

[mediumsliced]

grease themselves up with Vaseline...

[coleslaw]

and hair gel...grease lightning........

[PeterHng]

at Rydell High where everybody

[coleslaw]

skip classes. smokes and drinks...

[orchipalar]

Err...we don't need no education...

[AllUrban]

shouted the greasers to their

[coleslaw]

peers. sing and dance instead.

[AdeLine]

What an enjoyable day with..

[orchipalar]

Err...we don't need no thoughts-control...

[coleslaw]

lots of booze and ciggies..........

[orchipalar]

Err...contraceptive pills...n movie drive-ins.

[coleslaw]

still they have their dreams...

[orchipalar]

Err...dreams come thru...for some.

[coleslaw]

but life goes on..don't

[PeterHng]

regret what already has happened.

[coleslaw]

learn and move on. life's

[PeterHng]

not just abt the past,

[coleslaw]

so melancholy now the story.....

[PeterHng]

is moving too slowly, suddenly,

[mon]

something strange happens...so strange......

...............

[coleslaw]

it made my eyes popped..........

[mon]

saliva (a whole bucket) drooling, the wolves howling........

[coleslaw]

they are shooting 'thriller' MV..

[mon]

, the vampires are very notti....

[coleslaw]

they don't want to dance........

[mon]

, just wanna eat and scratch

[coleslaw]

where's the beef? they shouted....

[Sugarfree]

"definitely not in a bigmac!"

[coleslaw]

in the noodles maybe?..they

[Sugarfree]

went2 happyland to look for...

[coleslaw]

it. the director was fuming........

[PeterHng]

bcos de actress was sulking

[coleslaw]

he decided to call off.........

[PeterHng]

de opening ceremony and gave

[coleslaw]

everyone a day off. we

[PeterHng]

in de meantime got to

[Sugarfree]

settle for beef noodle. they...

[coleslaw]

are not chinaman..don't know..

[Sugarfree]

if they eat beef or...

[coleslaw]

some road kill..cautiously they..

[Sugarfree]

examine the meat. just then...

[coleslaw]

a fly settled on the meat...........

[Sugarfree]

pissing off the guys who...

[mediumsliced]

were in the mood for...

[Sugarfree]

love but as it turned...

[umadavid]

out,they were famished and...

[coleslaw]

too tired for hanky panky...

[orchipalar]

Err...pass the aspirins...got headache.

[KelvC]

but latest research says "exercise" remove headache! So how????

[coleslaw]

pump iron then cold shower..........

[orchipalar]

Err...headache's gone...can hanky panky.

[coleslaw]

my baby does the hanky panky.............song

[Sugarfree]

madonna spins in the background...

[orchipalar]

Err..."my achy breaky hearts"...sing.

[coleslaw]

singalong after 5 jugs of beer......

[ghj]

and ten drops of strong ~

[coleslaw]

tequila..everything looks rosy tonight........

[ghj]

including tat shiny nose of ~

[coleslaw]

the waiter..i'm feeling happy....

[ghj]

that all things are really ~~

[coleslaw]

going well...another jug please..........

[Sugarfree]

bring another glass for our...

[coleslaw]

friend..dey, where got extra....

[Sugarfree]

peanuts? bring some now please

[coleslaw]

murukku too please...very nice..

[Sugarfree]

alamak. feel like puking. excuse...

[coleslaw]

my bad manners. can't drink...

[Sugarfree]

friends invite so hantam only

[coleslaw]

aiyo freeloader la you..what

[Sugarfree]

were you thinking? go grab...

[coleslaw]

the waitress...now yr excuse...

[Sugarfree]

me shy. you show me..

[coleslaw]

which waitress la..then i...

[Sugarfree]

tip her heavily before i...

[coleslaw]

crash on the floor..help..

[Sugarfree]

me get up. what is...

[coleslaw]

my name? where am i..

[Sugarfree]

am i married? do i..

[coleslaw]

a home to return to?

[Sugarfree]

meanwhile waiting outside the pub...

[coleslaw]

is wifey with rolling pin...........

[Sugarfree]

the very reason why i'm...

[coleslaw]

married. loves being whacked with......

[Sugarfree]

rolling pins! the pain it...

[coleslaw]

a turn on..things i..

[Sugarfree]

do for a living include...

[coleslaw]

food tasting and beer guzzling..seriously..

[Sugarfree]

i do more than that

[coleslaw]

no you don't..wifey said

[Sugarfree]

you do what i tell you :eek:

[coleslaw]

'yes dear' i replied slowly.........

[Sugarfree]

while waving frantically to my...

[coleslaw]

gf hiding in the bushes............

[Sugarfree]

to get the hell outta...

[coleslaw]

rolling pin range..it's all mine...

[Sugarfree]

2enjoy. oh, the joys of...

[coleslaw]

hard wood on my head......... :eek:

[Sugarfree]

an experience unlike anything else :p

[coleslaw]

money can't buy the buzz.............

[Sugarfree]

only for the privileged few :D

[coleslaw]

wifey has cooled down..so..

[Sugarfree]

quietly checked with gf to...

[coleslaw]

repeat what wifey did 2me........... :D

[Sugarfree]

it'll be one hot night! ;)

[coleslaw]

whooppee...to yr hearts content.... :rolleyes:

[Sugarfree]

the exciting possibilities are endless :D

[coleslaw]

now hungry pulak..hmmm..let's see......

[Sugarfree]

cook maggie mee la. cheap!

[coleslaw]

after all that..get maggi.!!!.. :D

[Sugarfree]

life is full of surprises! :p

[coleslaw]

..you are history my friend.......... :D

[Sugarfree]

i actually prefer geography, mate. :p

[coleslaw]

one way tkt to timbuktu........

[Sugarfree]

there got charkeowtiau or not?

[kitkat]

not only CKT, laksa also got!!

[Sugarfree]

Wahhhh..quickly book tickets now!

[coleslaw]

already. have a good flight........ :D

[Sugarfree]

last question: beauties, got ah?

http://www.techzonez.com/forums/images/smilies/msngrin.gif

[coleslaw]

plenty.. minus one mongolian beauty..........

[Sugarfree]

got c4? may need it http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/dvv/asthanos.gif

[coleslaw]

C4? got that for history... :D

[umadavid]

history is mystery in Malaysia

[coleslaw]

all i know 31st aug..merdeka!!!

[Sugarfree]

what's the meaning of merdeka?

http://www.techzonez.com/forums/images/smilies/pyth.gif

[kitkat]

to some free street party