The NeverEnding Story

[orchipalar]

Err...habitual voyeurism by enforcement officials...

[PeterHng]

Instead the officials were reprimanded,

[orchipalar]

Err...arses got thrown in jail...

[PeterHng]

locked and keys thrown away

[orchipalar]

Err...whipped by sadistic wardens...n...

[Sugarfree]

then given back their jobs!

[coleslaw]

yahoo.......only in bolehland. so

[Sugarfree]

vote wisely in next GE

[coleslaw]

make yr crosses count..let

[birdy]

the impossible becomes possible, and

[Sugarfree]

ensure the clowns are sent...

[coleslaw]

packing. but i feel it's

[evecyanide]

a little too short a

[Sugarfree]

time to convince the clueless

[coleslaw]

common sense is not so common......

[PeterHng]

when the kris wielding plotician

[evecyanide]

ran amok and started slashing

[Sugarfree]

'em mat rempits. shocked, they...

[coleslaw]

threw their crash helmets away...............

[orchipalar]

Err...exposing themselves to deadlier risks.

[coleslaw]

risk is their middle name.............

[PeterHng]

injury is their last name

[orchipalar]

Err...free medical treatment awaits them...

[Sugarfree]

followed by invite to join...

[coleslaw]

the police tattoo team where..........

[kitkat]

ex Mat Rempits are selected to

[orchipalar]

Err...be elected next UMNOputra successors...

[coleslaw]

execute death defying stunts, legally.............

[Sugarfree]

and if you don't agree...

[PeterHng]

join them and beat them

[kitkat]

in Bolehland where everything's possible.

[Sugarfree]

as long as you belong...

[coleslaw]

that's why i love bolehland............ :D

[Sugarfree]

to the core of my... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...corrupted minds think alike...when...

[umadavid]

it lines own pocket, close

[coleslaw]

family benefitted too. about time........

[mediumsliced]

I joined the orgy too...

[orchipalar]

Err...indecent proposals to each other...

[coleslaw]

the so called transparent tenders........

[mediumsliced]

from Bob Redford and his...

[coleslaw]

sundance kid sdn bhd...i

[orchipalar]

Err...n doing ali-baba deals...to.

[coleslaw]

the chinaman, it's done deal...............

[orchipalar]

Err...greedy-chinamen much too eager...to.

[coleslaw]

kiss up to this idiots...........

[orchipalar]

Err...from frontend-to-backend...of lousy deals.

[coleslaw]

still profit margin is high..............

[orchipalar]

Err...at expense of taxpayers' blood/sweat...

[coleslaw]

so what else is new...

[orchipalar]

Err...in bolehland all things possible. (use of C4 explosive...also can.)

[coleslaw]

buy one get two free......... :D

[Sugarfree]

buy five, they bump off...

[Sugarfree]

one person for you free!

[coleslaw]

where do i apply?

[orchipalar]

where do i apply?Err...modeling career? you must have...

[coleslaw]

mongolian blood...........

[Sugarfree]

and a body as lovely...

[orchipalar]

and a body as lovely...Err...as Heidi Klum. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Klum)

[coleslaw]

olive oyl............popeye's g/f

[Sugarfree]

Paris Hilton's the in-thing now. ;)

[orchipalar]

Err..."B.J. & The Bear (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078564/)"...were in-things of the past.

[coleslaw]

dukes of hazard too..........

[Sugarfree]

dukes of hazard too..........Shouldn't it be five words? :D

[orchipalar]

Err...so was "The Saint... (http://www.saint.org/sttv.htm)"...Simon Templar.

[Sugarfree]

also, The Champions. dad's favourite.

[coleslaw]

mine too...ESP was new...

[orchipalar]

Err...so was "Benny Hill" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Hill)...who likes.

[coleslaw]

to 'fool' around. hum sup.........

[Sugarfree]

the carry on series rocked!

[coleslaw]

rock me amadeus...they shouted......

[Sugarfree]

the name Falco but he...

[coleslaw]

didn't hear cos he's deaf.............

[PeterHng]

but he created the most

[Sugarfree]

(falco is dead, btw. died in a skiing accident)

beautiful music I've ever heard

[coleslaw]

i've ever danced to too.....

[orchipalar]

Err...wearing sarong in the shower...

[coleslaw]

which only fools do..and

[orchipalar]

Err...bathing being next to stream.

[Sugarfree]

paradise for the voyeur. not...

[coleslaw]

unlike peeping toms..kampong style

[orchipalar]

Err...wells where Chinese used to.

[Sugarfree]

drink from. and then there...

[coleslaw]

the jamban nearby....still bucket...........

[mediumsliced]

no need to pay IWK...

[orchipalar]

Err...no utility bills either...simple.

[Sugarfree]

Joys of the filthy past!

[coleslaw]

ah the joy of the flush........

[orchipalar]

Err...brightness by a switch...n.

[coleslaw]

not if you want 'ambience'.........

[Sugarfree]

don't forget newspaper to read

[coleslaw]

not my vision of ambiance.......

[Sugarfree]

so what do you want? :D

[orchipalar]

Err...amidst dimly lit scented candles...

[coleslaw]

soft music in the background.......

[orchipalar]

Err...solo pianist playing sentimental-love songs...

[Sugarfree]

All that for a dump?!? :p

[orchipalar]

All that for a dump?!? :pErr buddy...No...NOT that...what were you thinking...?:p

Having your cerumen cleansed gently...(by)

[Sugarfree]

Err buddy...No...NOT that...what were you thinking...?:p

Having your cerumen cleansed gently...(by)(Whatever I was thinking, it's best to keep it to myself as it's most unwise to spill it all out here. :p)

to continue:

...the soft, gentle hands of

[AllUrban]

Fate reached out and crushed .....

[coleslaw]

and squeezed the 'life' out........

[Sugarfree]

but it won't be long...

[coleslaw]

his medical is almost over...... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...suffering miserably...pity the spouse...

[coleslaw]

having to tapau beef noodles...........

[Sugarfree]

at USJ14 every hot afternoon

[coleslaw]

sugarfree promises but no show...........

[Sugarfree]

finished noodle but coleslaw missing!

[coleslaw]

how come i no see you....

[Sugarfree]

if only u yelled "Sugarfree"! :D

[orchipalar]

Err...you stood each other up...

[Sugarfree]

when r u going next?

[coleslaw]

if only u yelled "Sugarfree"! :D

i did. tea came without... :D

[Sugarfree]

sugar but price's the same :(

[coleslaw]

ya lor..next time i..........

[evecyanide]

will order kopi o instead

[Sugarfree]

not to forget, beef noodle!

[kitkat]

Less noodles but extra beef

[coleslaw]

you buying right? karliew please.............. :D

[Sugarfree]

Me, too! Make it RM6!

[coleslaw]

sugarfree..hoi..you pay la...... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...talk about feminism...who pays?

[coleslaw]

sugarfree except for yours. you..........

[orchipalar]

Err...truly?...Orchi pays for lollipops.

[coleslaw]

hurry...little orchis wants them now...

[orchipalar]

Err...they are sound asleep...nude.

[coleslaw]

air con not working again?......

[orchipalar]

Err...theirs working fine...Orchi's not.

[coleslaw]

cool...own personal sauna. better

[Sugarfree]

than paying $$$ at SPA.

[coleslaw]

spa+$$$...different 'sauna'...no?.. :rolleyes:

[Sugarfree]

how different, pray tell, mate!

[coleslaw]

was hoping you share yours........ :D

[Sugarfree]

Me innocent. Now, your turn. :D

[orchipalar]

Err...only babies are innocent...others...

[coleslaw]

also innocent till proven guilty!.........

[PeterHng]

But he has no moral

[orchipalar]

Err...he is hamsap...n he...

[coleslaw]

is also yr drinking buddy...........

[orchipalar]

Err...who? Sugarfree? probably true...coz...

[coleslaw]

you both were pub crawling........

[orchipalar]

Err no...he never show up...plenty...

[Sugarfree]

of booze left. coleslaw coming?

[coleslaw]

.gin tonic and beef noodles....please

[Sugarfree]

.gin tonic and beef noodles....please(buddy, that's 6 words... :p )

coming right up, you pay

[amy_melanie]

by cash or credit card

[coleslaw]

ooops..forgot to bring wallet.. :o

[kitkat]

using the same old excuses

[orchipalar]

Err...she gets away with it...:p

[Sugarfree]

guys, too, by using a... ;)

[orchipalar]

Err...spell to charm...n seduce...

[coleslaw]

like a snake charmer..dangerous

[orchipalar]

Err...who's being charmed?...snake or...?

[Sugarfree]

coleslaw? this i gotta know!

[coleslaw]

dunno... i went home already... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...without paying again...as usual.

[coleslaw]

recorded in 555 book already........

[Sugarfree]

forgot wallet mah, as usual :p

[orchipalar]

Err...(already) no space to record...how?

[coleslaw]

wash plates lor...pass soap...

[Sugarfree]

can wash mine also ah?

[orchipalar]

Err...costly...indons cheaper...dishes cleaner.

[coleslaw]

not as clean or glamourous :rolleyes:

[Sugarfree]

agreed. also, old and haggard

[orchipalar]

Err...surface...skin deep no personality.

[coleslaw]

agreed to all above...so :D

[Sugarfree]

lots of skin, ok what... :p

(not the indon dish washers', please! :D :D)

[orchipalar]

Err...picture glamorous lady...washing dishes.

[Sugarfree]

difficult, unless high on vi***a... :p

[orchipalar]

Err...you mean glue...blur vision.

[coleslaw]

difficult, unless high on vi***a... :p

wrong pill..not for getting high le..

[Sugarfree]

wrong pill..not for getting high le..wrong word count, too! 7!

[orchipalar]

Err...ecstasy...lose all self control.

[Sugarfree]

for 1 miserable hour only :p

[orchipalar]

Err...enough for lifetime of regrets.

[Sugarfree]

unless the wifey not around! :p :D

[coleslaw]

itchy back side la you....

[orchipalar]

Err...ouch! who's done it...to.

[Sugarfree]

itchy back side la you....talcum powder solves the problem! :p

[coleslaw]

you also cannot count..6 :p

[Sugarfree]

you also cannot count..6 :pchange glasses. count again, mate! :p :D

[coleslaw]

play cheat. you edited..huh :(

[Sugarfree]

where got? prove it la! :D

[orchipalar]

Err...digital trails...available with administrator.

[Sugarfree]

(thought) they only had banana plantations? :p

[coleslaw]

(thought) they only had banana plantations :p

ehemm..1,2,3,4,5,6..

[orchipalar]

Err...imprisonment with hard-labour...gets lonely.

[Sugarfree]

unless your cellmates are female!

[orchipalar]

Err...rarely happens...unless coleslaw gets...

[Sugarfree]

his way. i doubt it

[orchipalar]

Err...somebody had a sex-change?...who?

[Sugarfree]

beats me. coleslaw will investigate.

[CCY]

You know when it's bare....

[coleslaw]

a bit like shelling peanuts...

[CCY]

when those round little seeds...

[alexhay]

growing tall and curling around

[coleslaw]

weird peanuts you're planting bro..........

[Sugarfree]

agreed. let's change subject, ok?

[coleslaw]

good idea. give a topic.......

[Sugarfree]

you give la. me lazy. :D

[coleslaw]

what's the cure for laziness.... :p

[PeterHng]

kick him at the back:D

[Sugarfree]

no! he kicks back, how?

[PeterHng]

dun just stand there, run-la:p

[Sugarfree]

dun just stand there, run-la:paiyah, six words la, buddy!

[PeterHng]

It is not six words.

(remember to enjoy urself, chow)

[Sugarfree]

Quote:
Originally Posted by PeterHng
dun just stand there, run-la


It is not six words.run-la are two words! :D

(only trying to be creative :D )

[orchipalar]

dun just stand there, run-la:pErr...never fear...Orchi is here...

[Sugarfree]

what's your lethal weapon, Orchi? :D

[mimosa]

Wearing his red underwear outside?? :p

[Sugarfree]

what has orchi to say?

[PeterHng]

Err...never fear...Orchi is here...

Thnx:) I won't run away..

[mon]

Wearing his red underwear outside?? :p

talking about orchi izzit? :p

with umbrella kiaped under left-armpit

[Sugarfree]

looking for nasi kunyit in...

[coleslaw]

the rain.pregnant and craving..

[evecyanide]

for TGIF's mud pie, he

[Sugarfree]

slipped on a banana skin :p

[evecyanide]

and landed right smack on

[Sugarfree]

his as*, only to be...

[coleslaw]

for TGIF's mud pie, he

told,men don't get pregnant...

[PeterHng]

only women do but then

[coleslaw]

why the big time craving?

[PeterHng]

Must check with the doctor

[Sugarfree]

biggest question of the century

[coleslaw]

is 'he' male or 'female'.........

[Sugarfree]

we'll never know until we...

[coleslaw]

see 'him' entering public toilet..........

[Sugarfree]

holding a cellphone with the...

[coleslaw]

pinkie sticking out or in.............

[Sugarfree]

does it really matter, mate?

[coleslaw]

little finger sticking out means.......

[Sugarfree]

shim wants a piece of...

[coleslaw]

tissue.looking around the cubicle.........

[evecyanide]

she slowly fished out a

[coleslaw]

ang pow packet. checks to...

[orchipalar]

Err...open...count...pay wedding dinner.

[coleslaw]

she's still in the toilet!..........

[orchipalar]

Err...counting angpow collections from patrons.

[Sugarfree]

enough! can close shop today.

[coleslaw]

merrily,she walked towards the...

[Sugarfree]

bus stop. there, a mysterious...

[coleslaw]

and dirty looking boy kept...

[Sugarfree]

gesturing to shim in a...

[coleslaw]

strange sign language which looks...

[Sugarfree]

like something out of a...

[coleslaw]

stephen king's novel. scared she..

[evecyanide]

classic, E.T movie. The boy

[orchipalar]

Err...the boy? Damien...The Omen.

[Sugarfree]

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[coleslaw]

but she's not scared. just.........