The NeverEnding Story

[mimosa]

and cloned certs for sale

[Sugarfree]

at the central market. all...

[evecyanide]

ends well, except that Rapunzel

[Sugarfree]

had no choice but to...

[mediumsliced]

castrate her stallion Stallone because...

[umadavid]

he went where he was...

[orchipalar]

Err...never be recognized by anyone...

[Sugarfree]

by the name of Ali

[evecyanide]

bin Laden. The poor stallion...

[mediumsliced]

had to put on makeup...

[umadavid]

to look white instead of..

[mediumsliced]

his original brown, hee hee!

[umadavid]

What a camouflage, he enthused...

[jianwei85]

Suddenly, Wolverine saw him. Bang!!!

[evecyanide]

He slammed his fist against

[mediumsliced]

Stallone's jaw. Stunned, the stallion...

[umadavid]

staggered in confusion, oozing blood...

[umadavid]

from his delicate nostrils, and...

[mediumsliced]

he had to dial 999...

[alexhay]

to contact ambulance so that

[mediumsliced]

the medics could reconstruct his...

[evecyanide]

nose to look like Michael's

[mediumsliced]

though all he wanted was...

[Sugarfree]

a piece of jennifer garner's

[mediumsliced]

geometry defying square jaw. Nevertheless...

[amy_melanie]

he told the plastic surgeon

[Sugarfree]

exactly what he wanted which...

[umadavid]

are wide jaws to accommodate...

[Sugarfree]

the unbelievably huge monster of...

[umadavid]

pride, egoism and selfishness bubbling

[amy_melanie]

just beneath his "humble" facade.

[umadavid]

Can he keep up his charade?

[Sugarfree]

It wouldn't be easy if he..

[mediumsliced]

insists on being called Charlene...

[mon]

Zerloin but in fact, he's

(clicky!) (http://photos4.extreblog.com/gec_6qmur15e6m_uqtvyu.jpg)

[evecyanide]

not even a 'he'! Alas,

[coleslaw]

the confusion arises every time...

[PeterHng]

they discussed about holidays so,

[coleslaw]

they always end up in..........

[Sugarfree]

bathtub for hours trying to...

[mediumsliced]

wash away the stains from...

[coleslaw]

using too much tanning cream........

[mediumsliced]

during their last trip to...

[coleslaw]

the end of the earth.....

[mediumsliced]

to witness the death of...

[coleslaw]

mustangsally..only the oldies can

[mediumsliced]

remember that far back in...

[kitkat]

60s, when tight jeans and

[umadavid]

flower power was all the...

[coleslaw]

salah cos wrong era la..........

[kitkat]

but never mind, life goes

[Sugarfree]

on. besides, pamela anderson is...

[mediumsliced]

not getting any younger. Botox...

[Sugarfree]

when shot in the bum...

[coleslaw]

will make an ass of...

( not the rude version)

[Sugarfree]

you and I. Having said...

[coleslaw]

that, wrinkle free bum is..........

[Sugarfree]

all the rage among women :p

[coleslaw]

with no life.....people, keep

[Sugarfree]

your spouse happy with unbridled....

[coleslaw]

enthusiasm, fix the leaky tap... :D

[Sugarfree]

in only your pink lingerie :p

[mediumsliced]

to avoid unnecessary emotional duress...

[Sugarfree]

as all you need is...

[coleslaw]

a tight slap.. :p come on

[Sugarfree]

not in the kitchen! take... ;)

[coleslaw]

the dog for a walk dear...

[orchipalar]

Err...after sleepless nights thinking about...

[mon]

getting more dogs but MPSJ... (sigh....)

[coleslaw]

says no can do...how

[mon]

says no can do...how

la...but it seems that mosquitoes

[coleslaw]

can do! what to do....

[mon]

moo..how now brown cow..

[mediumsliced]

said the pot to the...

[orchipalar]

Err...you are black n ugly...

[coleslaw]

yes, totally agree. lets see

[mon]

if hair grows on her

(good day ahead everyone :P)

[kitkat]

eye brown after the incident

[coleslaw]

what incident? pray tell please........

[hhtee]

but they will not tell

[coleslaw]

tell la..belanja you makan......... :D

[hhtee]

after some persuation, they agreed.....

[Sugarfree]

to let the cat out...

[coleslaw]

to poo. then they decided........

[Sugarfree]

to give their wives a...

[coleslaw]

call saying they'll be late!!!! :p

[Sugarfree]

Smart move, as their girlfriends... :p

[coleslaw]

also called to cancelled meetup....(smart...) :D

[orchipalar]

Err...so the men got stood-up...

[mon]

and the women got fedup :p

[coleslaw]

women? where? thought cancelled already.... :p

[orchipalar]

Err...the men hit the bar...instead.

[Sugarfree]

where they met some attractive...

[coleslaw]

ahlians. "can i hep chew?"

[hhtee]

ahlians. "can i hep chew?"
the ahlians were actually pondans

[Sugarfree]

looking for a good time

[coleslaw]

"sir,we no pondan leh.."

[orchipalar]

Err..."we prettier than men wat..."

[Sugarfree]

"Our skills are better than..."

[CCY]

all ,because we have both....

[orchipalar]

Ahem...KWChang has the bananas...ready.

[CCY]

...to shove up to someone's...

[mediumsliced]

leaky radiator, even McGyver couldn't...

[Sugarfree]

take his eyes off the...

[mediumsliced]

ad-hoc-ness of the versatile banana...

[Sugarfree]

, a tool inflicting immense pain... :p

[mediumsliced]

yet is rich in potassium...

[Sugarfree]

the perfect remedy for a...

[mediumsliced]

failing memory and flagging libido...

[coleslaw]

whatmore can you ask for......

[mediumsliced]

save a Mercedes SL600 convertible...

[PeterHng]

or Merz-SLR which costs RM7mio

(OTR in Malaysia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_SLR_McLaren):D)

[coleslaw]

yessss..i also like one.....

[PeterHng]

it was not to be

[mediumsliced]

as coleslaw's destiny was to...

[coleslaw]

drive a clk only..sob

[PeterHng]

but will upgrade E-Kompressor soon:)

[coleslaw]

every chinaman's dream car...not

[orchipalar]

Err...he who drives bmw 5-series...

[coleslaw]

formerly known as bas mini wilayah... :D

[orchipalar]

Err...no longer found in KL...

[coleslaw]

neither are tin mines ( disco too)...

[orchipalar]

Err...all times favorite hangout @Hilton.

[coleslaw]

aahh..the carefree, happy days......

[orchipalar]

Err...AsiaJaya's iceskating ring was hot...

[coleslaw]

not...like the real thing.....

[orchipalar]

Ahem...quite close...like Pamela-Anderson's implants.

[coleslaw]

how big did you go......

[orchipalar]

Err...B+ cup...just nice to...

[coleslaw]

look good in t shirt...........

[Sugarfree]

lick Häagen-Dazs off from...

[orchipalar]

Err...tabletop leftover by other patrons...

[kitkat]

Guess some people are shameless...

[orchipalar]

Err...patronizing vege-lorry clad in pyjamas...

[coleslaw]

and lots of bedak sejuk...............

[mediumsliced]

hair in curlers, like housewife...

[coleslaw]

this guys should be ashame.....

[PeterHng]

as he looked like a

[coleslaw]

disaster..goondu just give female...

[PeterHng]

a very bad name and

[coleslaw]

his elton john glasses just...

[PeterHng]

looked astrocious and very glaring

[coleslaw]

get back into the house!

[PeterHng]

Now a jealous lady came

[coleslaw]

thinking it was hubby's girlfriend...........

[Sugarfree]

when she was actually the

[PeterHng]

but to her horror, she

[orchipalar]

Err...foundout it was her younger-sister...

[coleslaw]

driver..oh my god, she

[Sugarfree]

has grown up to be

[orchipalar]

Err...manizer who instead seduced her-husband...(bro in-law)

[coleslaw]

confusion now reign big time............

[PeterHng]

in usj.com infamous thread there:D

[orchipalar]

Err..."who fathers her sis's children...?"

[Sugarfree]

all'll be revealed when the

[coleslaw]

sh*t hits the fan..all

[mediumsliced]

...this right after the commercial...

:D

[coleslaw]

so she flipped channels, interestingly......

[PeterHng]

she found out channels not

[coleslaw]

shown cos it's raining somewhere.............

[PeterHng]

causing flood at TTDI-Jaya, again:mad:

[coleslaw]

water,water everywhere and not

[PeterHng]

even house-top can be seen

[coleslaw]

row row row your boat....

[PeterHng]

Life is like a dream:)

(ok, ok I jumped the scouts rhyme but 'be prepared':D)

[Sugarfree]

Motherinlaw is like a nightmare :p

[coleslaw]

you live on elm street?

[kitkat]

you can run but can't

[Sugarfree]

hide from the mean and...

[mediumsliced]

evil Mrs. Doubtfire. Even so...

[Sugarfree]

as I write this, he...

[coleslaw]

is glaring at me. why...

[Sugarfree]

that's so beats me. perhaps...

[coleslaw]

she likes my lipstick colour................

[Sugarfree]

and the mini skirt that...

[mediumsliced]

got me fined for indecency...

[kitkat]

exposure. Please shave your legs!!!

[CCY]

No....already a hairless slug...

[coleslaw]

shave your legs not head la!!!!!!

[CCY]

Not finding any under microscope....

[coleslaw]

eating too much kacang la...........

[CCY]

Lol....and not knowing that..

[coleslaw]

now you do. bananas also......... :D

[CCY]

as slippery as a hairless...:D

[Sugarfree]

baboon on a rampage. however,

[coleslaw]

you are better looking. say...........

[mediumsliced]

what are you doing here?

[coleslaw]

am i the same girl...........

[mediumsliced]

is this my own body?

[coleslaw]

i am the queen tonight..............

[Sugarfree]

what is this i'm holding?

[mediumsliced]

it's so soft and squishy...

[coleslaw]

put away the soiled nappy..............

[mediumsliced]

baby needs his bottle, stat!

[Sugarfree]

Bananaman, disappointed, puts away his... :p

[mediumsliced]

yellow cape, but Supergirl slips!

[Sugarfree]

Falling flat on her face...

[coleslaw]

kaboom..........(sound effect)

her legs twisted under her.........

[Sugarfree]

fat-free stomach. her skirt was...

[mediumsliced]

showing off her red pants...

[Sugarfree]

as Bananaman gets ready to :p

[coleslaw]

cover her modesty with his cape........ :p

[Sugarfree]

Bananaman was surprised to find...

[coleslaw]

it did a good job............... :D

[Sugarfree]

of covering Supergirl's slim, attractive... ;)

[mediumsliced]

ankles. He helped her up...

[coleslaw]

up and away they flew.............

[Sugarfree]

back to Bananaman's residence where...

[coleslaw]

she's part time as a maid. .

[Sugarfree]

dressed up as a nurse

[evecyanide]

but her uniform was soiled

[coleslaw]

now she's really late for.......

[Sugarfree]

her dinner date at the...

[coleslaw]

hospital where she also part-time............... :D

[Sugarfree]

as the janitor. looking radiant...

[coleslaw]

she walks to the table.............

[Sugarfree]

no thanks to a bananaskin

[coleslaw]

her date has eaten. upset.........

[Sugarfree]

she grabs his last banana...

[mediumsliced]

depriving him of potassium again...

[Sugarfree]

But a girl needs potassium!

[coleslaw]

aiya, not that much la.................

[Sugarfree]

you will be surprised, bro ;)

[mediumsliced]

It improves upon masculinity in...

[Sugarfree]

what?! that's a scary revelation!

[coleslaw]

indeed. didn't realised i'm male!

[Sugarfree]

until i looked down and...

[coleslaw]

saw my wet shoes. confirmed...

[Sugarfree]

I have two left feet

[mimosa]

and two right toes, what

[Sugarfree]

you don't know won't hurt...

[coleslaw]

that's why i can't dance!

[orchipalar]

Err...never fear...Orchi is here...

[Sugarfree]

the master ballroom dancer! he..

[coleslaw]

got 2 left feet too...............

[orchipalar]

Err...boogies in Saturday Night Fever.

[Sugarfree]

but he offers free lessons!

[orchipalar]

Err...depends on what's 'free'...lesson.

[Sugarfree]

payment in kind, eh? interesting.

[coleslaw]

yes, interesting, very interesting. lets

[Sugarfree]

go have bubur cha cha

[evecyanide]

by the stinky lonkang where

[orchipalar]

Err...we sat down...where we...

[PeterHng]

kena tangkap by DBKL officials

[orchipalar]

Err...for close proximity kissing...in...

[PeterHng]

broad daylight by the bench

[orchipalar]

Err...under shades of coconut tree...

[PeterHng]

They were brought to court

[orchipalar]

Err...case thrown out by judge...

[PeterHng]

due to insufficient evidence and