The NeverEnding Story

[kitkat]

nearly got kidnapped by the

[PeterHng]

orangutan that roamed freely there

[kitkat]

Luckily, the 3 Chinese Hangs

[PeterHng]

managed to rescue me in

[mediumsliced]

their silver Wajas, engines tuned...

[PeterHng]

but then the wheels came

[coleslaw]

with flickering lights on hubcaps

[PeterHng]

minus the spotlight and brake

[coleslaw]

pedal. mamamia..what a ride...

[PeterHng]

phew! disney go round on road

[Sugarfree]

Mickey, upon turning a corner...

[coleslaw]

saw snow white sunbathing in

[Sugarfree]

her birthday suit. he took...

[coleslaw]

out his camera and ..hey...

[Sugarfree]

began shooting away, to Snow...

[coleslaw]

her profile is best not..........

[Sugarfree]

(Coleslaw buddy, you've misread Snow - as in Snow White - as show. :) )

[coleslaw]

sugar, did not...read again...i got reading glasses on la... :D

[Sugarfree]

sugar, did not...read again...i got reading glasses on la... :D(ahhh, yes..I got it. The reason why I thought you erred was I expected you to continue with her last name, hence my confusion)

[Sugarfree]

her profile is best not..........captured on film as there...

[coleslaw]

haiya...i refer to you as sugar so she's snow to me la...no need full name one mah.. :p

continue please.......

[Sugarfree]

haiya...i refer to you as sugar so she's snow to me la...no need full name one mah.. :p( :D Now, I see where you're coming from. Oh, btw, appreciate it plenty if you will call me SugarF if at all you have to shorten my name. Tq, mate. :) )

[coleslaw]

additional F sounds rude la buddy... :D

[Sugarfree]

additional F sounds rude la buddy... :D(Mate, i ain't comfy with Sugar as it gives those who do not know me the impression that I'm female, so that's a no-no. I'm ok with SugarF but if you ain't comfy with that, then, take the easy way out lor. Use my full ID. :D )

[coleslaw]

haha..k la....scared eh...must remember to type longer..sugarfree, sugarfree,sugarfree...got it :D

[PeterHng]

These guys chatting away la:p

[coleslaw]

michael then ran after the..........

[orchipalar]

Err...snatch thieve that had snatched...

[coleslaw]

his mask..just as he

[orchipalar]

Err...was disguising as Zorro...n...

[coleslaw]

now left is the cape...........

[orchipalar]

Err...barely covering his naked physique...

[coleslaw]

not that's much to see

[orchipalar]

Err...never judge a book by...

[coleslaw]

it's title! more than i

[orchipalar]

Err...ever wanted to excel in...

[coleslaw]

bodybuilding...well it's not that

[orchipalar]

Err...appealing to women than men...

[Sugarfree]

so, what's the point, i...

[kitkat]

try to look good,but

[Sugarfree]

all the rippling muscles only...

[umadavid]

look like frogs under the.....

[Sugarfree]

the dragon's nest. truth to...

[coleslaw]

michael is painful. he was

[kitkat]

the man in the mirror

[Sugarfree]

and the man who invented...

[coleslaw]

crotch grabbing moves and moonwalk.........

[Sugarfree]

As for Janet, who can..

[coleslaw]

expose her milk ducts publicly..............

[PeterHng]

without shame and being paid

[coleslaw]

handsomely as well for it...........

[Sugarfree]

seriously, there was nothing much...

[coleslaw]

to watch on astro then...

[Sugarfree]

mostly repeats. in fact, there's...

[coleslaw]

still csi from season1..........duh

[Sugarfree]

and Heroes is way behind :(

[coleslaw]

currently new show.. american idol

[Sugarfree]

LOST is also way behind :(

[orchipalar]

Err...it's a crappy TV series...

[coleslaw]

i totally LOST the plot....

[orchipalar]

Err...there's none to begin with...

[coleslaw]

like our ministers brain..empty

[ghj]

and to make sure, knock ~~~

[orchipalar]

like our ministers brain..emptyErr...promises only...full of s**t.

[AllUrban]

The sight of the toilet

[Sugarfree]

50 cts per entry please

[kitkat]

please aim before you shoot

[mimosa]

... shouted Tun, as he loaded

[kitkat]

as many gold bars unto

[Sugarfree]

the truck. KJ, with his...

[coleslaw]

hands on hip shouting hurryup....

[Sugarfree]

before the gorilla catches up...

[kitkat]

but, wait, it was Sabaruddin

[Sugarfree]

in a pink gorilla suit

[kitkat]

with batik vest and hibiscus

[mediumsliced]

on his way to Genting...

[kitkat]

on his way to Genting...
for a meeting with Uncle Lim

[mediumsliced]

in the VIP lounge of...

[coleslaw]

syed bistro for a tt

[orchipalar]

in the VIP lounge of...Err...Blue-Apple...an UMNOputra Dato was...

[Sugarfree]

chatting up a lovely GRO ...

[coleslaw]

who can't speak english..so

[PeterHng]

they chicken-duck talk to each

[coleslaw]

requests plus sign language thrown

[PeterHng]

in. Still no effective communication

[coleslaw]

so dato decided a direct

[PeterHng]

a more creative way to

[Sugarfree]

convey his horny thoughts by...

[coleslaw]

climbing on the sofa..then

[orchipalar]

Err...zzzz...for his afternoon nap...

[coleslaw]

tired after jumping on sofa........

[orchipalar]

Err...like monkey with burning butt...

[Sugarfree]

all talk but incapable of...

[coleslaw]

executing a perfect somersault.. shame

[orchipalar]

Err...on he who harbours ill-intentions...

[coleslaw]

Err...on he who harbours ill-intentions...

hehehe says the datuk, as

[Sugarfree]

KJ busies himself doing the...

[orchipalar]

Err...wheelie...but falls flat on...

[AllUrban]

his back. His rivals laughed....

[AdeLine]

his head off, pointing at...

[coleslaw]

pants. there's a big rip

[mediumsliced]

revealing a thong panty that...

[Sugarfree]

was bought in Chinatown. Cheapskate!

[mediumsliced]

Nevertheless, cross-dressing wasn't something he...

[Sugarfree]

was alien to. In fact...

[coleslaw]

he's always 'borrowing' his wife

[orchipalar]

Err...'s corset n pantyhose...to...

[Sugarfree]

the office meetings where he...

[PeterHng]

transforms himself into a transexual

[Sugarfree]

to the delight of his...

[coleslaw]

male secrectary. only thing is

[orchipalar]

Err...he is engaged to marry...

[Sugarfree]

AP Lady's daughter who has...

[PeterHng]

a sadistic behavior towards men

[Sugarfree]

just like her mom. On...

[coleslaw]

a lighter note, he is

[orchipalar]

Err...a spoiled child who'd cry...

[coleslaw]

if he can't dressed up

[orchipalar]

Err...to a party hosted by...

[coleslaw]

alice in wonderland. it was

[mediumsliced]

the event of the year...

[Sugarfree]

Definitely much hotter than EyeOnMalaysia!

[PeterHng]

which is a copy of

[kitkat]

what Tony built in London.

[PeterHng]

But the wires snapped when

[coleslaw]

that one also not nice..........

[kitkat]

AP Queen, Semi and Ling boarded

[PeterHng]

the Queen Elizabeth-QE2 Cruise liner

[coleslaw]

those idiots got so seasick....

[PeterHng]

their threesome were not successful:rolleyes:

[kitkat]

that they took "minyak kapak" orally.

[PeterHng]

They got drunk along the

[kitkat]

river, trying to swim across

[PeterHng]

the Channel without any idea

[kitkat]

whose crazy idea it was

[PeterHng]

All of them drowned and

[kitkat]

I live to tell you

[PeterHng]

that James Bond is alive!

[kitkat]

So, dreams can come true

[PeterHng]

and can live the dream:)

[kitkat]

in Dreamworld starts at midnight

[PeterHng]

into the never ending dream

[kitkat]

With about 30 minutes to go,

[PeterHng]

they have to decide which

[kitkat]

method is best to record

[PeterHng]

this unending dream with. Either

[kitkat]

paper and pen, or recorder?

[PeterHng]

They decided on recorder but

[kitkat]

there's no cable or batteries :eek: :eek:

[PeterHng]

On the other hand they

[kitkat]

write down the 4D on :rolleyes:

[PeterHng]

their palm and stomach. Nevertheless,

[Sugarfree]

before you know, it's morning!

[ghj]

Wednesday morning somemore, they plan ~~~

[coleslaw]

to bet on 4d but.........

[Sugarfree]

then it starts to rain

[coleslaw]

so how now brown cow............

[Sugarfree]

you tell me, master of...

[coleslaw]

wealth, your plan B please....

[Sugarfree]

Go up Gentings lor, if...

[orchipalar]

Err...wanna try your gambling luck...

[AllUrban]

said the spider to the......

[Sugarfree]

the camel in the desert

[orchipalar]

Err...being hunted by pack-a hyena...

[coleslaw]

aka ahlongs...where's help when

[orchipalar]

Err...ahlong runs out of $$$...

[PeterHng]

Economy is not as rosy

[kitkat]

Rose tea excellent for skin

[mediumsliced]

but chamomile helps me sleep...

[coleslaw]

so does a jug of

[mediumsliced]

samsu, though going blind isn't...

[Sugarfree]

the best option, ask Stevie

[coleslaw]

i wonder what he'll say.......

[kitkat]

call to say I love

[coleslaw]

the nightlife, i love to boogie...

[kitkat]

coleslaw the nightlife, i love to boogie.
Friend, alredi 6 words la.

It's my party and I

[coleslaw]

can't count...music louder please

[Sugarfree]

...please me, sings the beatles

[coleslaw]

hey jude, get me a...

[umadavid]

dream boat so that I....

[orchipalar]

Err...can elope n sail away...

[umadavid]

on the Love Boat heading...

[orchipalar]

Err...for turbulent waters in Bahamas...

[coleslaw]

don't rock the boat, baby

[orchipalar]

Err...performed by Hues Corp nightly.

[coleslaw]

so clever you know it.........

[orchipalar]

Err...1974 old enough to know...

[coleslaw]

its yesterdays once more. good

[orchipalar]

Err...loving days with the Carpenters...

[coleslaw]

karen and richard then began...

[orchipalar]

Err...releasing ticket-to-ride n'shot to stardom...

[mediumsliced]

right before Chuck Berry performed...

[orchipalar]

Err...right-after 'the-twist' by Chubby Checker..

[mediumsliced]

featuring Thurman and Travolta in...

[orchipalar]

Err...lethal brew of onscreen romance...

[mediumsliced]

guaranteed to keep you glued...

[coleslaw]

crossed eye ,breathless and contented..

[ghj]

, made you wonder whether all ~~~

[Sugarfree]

the world needs is love...

[mediumsliced]

or a swift kick in...

[coleslaw]

the head till you see

[Sugarfree]

eight monkeys dancing on a...

[mediumsliced]

head of a pin, but...

[pencapchew]

Mary had a lil lamb.

[coleslaw]

she's roasting it for dinner..........

[mediumsliced]

because she had guests coming...

[kitkat]

3 little pigs and Mr.Wolf.

[coleslaw]

will be bbq.lots of

[kitkat]

food to go round the

[orchipalar]

Err...isle served by pretty airstewardess...

[kitkat]

on super coach from Penang

[coleslaw]

but now everyone can fly........

[orchipalar]

Err...to London...for RM9.99 only...

[coleslaw]

taxes, fuel surcharge not included...........

[mediumsliced]

toilet paper available for purchase...

[orchipalar]

Err...FnB not included...music/movie channels?

[coleslaw]

seating choice... strapped to wings?..

[Sugarfree]

Be thankful there'll be no...

[mediumsliced]

VCD peddlers peddling their wares...

[kitkat]

when you are enjoying yourself

[mediumsliced]

avoiding drool from sleeping neighbour...

[orchipalar]

Err...who snores like steam engine...

[Sugarfree]

the No1 reason for divorce

[mediumsliced]

, #2 is the lack of...

[Sugarfree]

hot, steamy nights of heavenly... ;)

[mediumsliced]

...moving boxes from storage to...

[Sugarfree]

to an open area where...

[pencapchew]

have all the cowboys gone

[Sugarfree]

Let's hope it ain't Brokeback...

[mediumsliced]

because the horses are sensitive...

[mimosa]

and the doctors are away

[Sugarfree]

so the naughty nurses started...

[kitkat]

issuing MCs to each other.

[Sugarfree]

However, a doctor came back...

[kitkat]

just in time to stop

[Sugarfree]

a patient from ripping off...

[umadavid]

other patients by pretending to...

[Sugarfree]

be a doctor who knew......

[umadavid]

being a jack of ALL......

[Sugarfree]

trades is the way to...

[kitkat]

climp up the society ladder

[Sugarfree]

only to encounter DonkeyKong playing...

[kitkat]

playstation in the VIP room

[evecyanide]

while snacking on the sinfully

[Sugarfree]

delightful large cone of Häagen-Dazs

[kitkat]

chocolate cakes, cavier and champagne

[evecyanide]

Suddenly she saw an ad

[Sugarfree]

and was immediately hooked by

[evecyanide]

the attractive, colourful clowns on

[Sugarfree]

the bench holding silver kerises