The NeverEnding Story

[umadavid]

the love of his life.

[Sugarfree]

With a piece of goreng...

[evecyanide]

pisang, he furiously headed towards

[Sugarfree]

the kopitiam looking for Ali...

[PeterHng]

to share with him the

[Sugarfree]

news that Leo Cafe has...

[chin_wan]

pretty girls from China

[coleslaw]

waitressing and messing up your

[PeterHng]

personal and family lives, and

[GRex]

show you how to have a good time.

[kitkat]

If the lust is worth

[umadavid]

robbing your family of your

[coleslaw]

whatda..how like that one

[PeterHng]

unimaginably out of thought line:p

[coleslaw]

(seriously so...get the mojo working but go with the flow please la)

son, is daddy home yet?

[Sugarfree]

After all, it's 12.30am and...

[coleslaw]

dinner is getting cold, maybe

[AdeLine]

I shall microwave it for

[coleslaw]

the dogs. let your papa

[PeterHng]

starve! Let him know Mummy

[coleslaw]

would not tolerate his nonsense...

[PeterHng]

He must be back by:p

[AllUrban]

the time the streetlights are

[PeterHng]

on. If he's still adamant

[coleslaw]

he can eat dust..and

[PeterHng]

the rest of the month

[coleslaw]

starve for all i care...

[PeterHng]

As long as I get

[coleslaw]

his pay banked in. he

[PeterHng]

can sleep outside. Nobody bothers

[coleslaw]

except the dog. cos he's

[PeterHng]

not welcomed if he wants

[coleslaw]

to bunk in the kennel...

[PeterHng]

it's reserved for the deserved.

[coleslaw]

it's for bruno the rottweiller..

[PeterHng]

to decide whether to let

[mediumsliced]

the Chihuahua steal some snacks

[Sugarfree]

from under AP Lady's nose

[umadavid]

but the poor Chihuahua got

[mediumsliced]

the last minute jitters from

[Sugarfree]

eating too many creampies at...

[ghj]

the exclusive resort just for ~~~

[Sugarfree]

swingers and those seeking a...

[mediumsliced]

...quick and fun swing while...

[Sugarfree]

sipping margaritas in one hand...

[coleslaw]

eyeing the babes walking by..

[PeterHng]

but eyes were so blur

[Sugarfree]

because he's so high on...

[coleslaw]

the bar stool, that he

[PeterHng]

could see everybody was swaying

[Sugarfree]

could enjoy a terrific view...

[coleslaw]

of people dancing the bossanova..............

[PeterHng]

as in Casablanca those days

[coleslaw]

when sam plays the piano.....

[PeterHng]

and Juliet plays the guitar

[coleslaw]

and the fat lady sings..........

[PeterHng]

and the whole party ceases.

[Sugarfree]

however, there was this girl...

[PeterHng]

who never gave up and

[Sugarfree]

since she didn't get any...

[PeterHng]

chance to sing so she

[Sugarfree]

grabbed Micheal's mic and started...

[PeterHng]

to scream unintelligible words and

[Sugarfree]

when Michael signalled her to...

[PeterHng]

stop the embarrassment, she was

[Sugarfree]

hell bent on making Micheal...

[umadavid]

look for his silicon nose...

[Sugarfree]

but Micheal was more interested...

[mediumsliced]

to the rhythm of the...

[coleslaw]

falling rain..so he dashes

[Sugarfree]

off to do his moonwalk...

[PeterHng]

by the roadwalk and as

[coleslaw]

soon as he started, aiyooo.......

[Sugarfree]

his nose fell off his...

[umadavid]

face and the Chihuahua pounced...

[PeterHng]

and ate everything that's left

[birdy]

Even the plate was eaten! :eek:

[Sugarfree]

Not to mention the spoons...

[ghj]

and the fork as well..

[Sugarfree]

Just then, Regina glanced up...

[mediumsliced]

...just as a bird flew past...

[AdeLine]

my head and dropped some...

[coleslaw]

the cuckoo's nest. oh my

[mediumsliced]

goodness, the mental asylum was...

[coleslaw]

here all this while!!! and

[umadavid]

is that who I think...

[mediumsliced]

...is trying to escape? He...

[ghj]

keep haunting me with his ~~~

[umadavid]

"fatal attraction" imitation and gaunt...

[coleslaw]

appearance. he could do with

[PeterHng]

some make up and dressing

[mediumsliced]

a sandwich or two. But...

[coleslaw]

where to get sandwich now......

[PeterHng]

that he's out of the

[Sugarfree]

running for the top BN...

[mediumsliced]

...post of spin doctor extraordinaire...

[PeterHng]

DatukK and KJ both are

[coleslaw]

related to datuk KKK of

[PeterHng]

of the US KuKluxKlan clan

[coleslaw]

you don't mess with them...

[PeterHng]

However, that 'fatal attraction' turned

[coleslaw]

into a loveless affair and

[PeterHng]

platonic one at that. Therefore,

[coleslaw]

they can't blackmail him into

[PeterHng]

paying even tho video was

[Sugarfree]

showing him in bed with...

[coleslaw]

given to him FOC! chialat...

[kitkat]

WAIT!!! What is happening here?

[coleslaw]

( aiyahh..sorry woh, sugar and i posted same time! story line haywire...but please continue...continue..) :confused:

[kitkat]

I already did, but suddenly

[mediumsliced]

(continue from sugarfree's)

...Madonna, wearing nothing but a...

[umadavid]

very transparent saree with flashing...

[mediumsliced]

dangly neon tassels covering her...

[coleslaw]

face and as she turns..

[kitkat]

her toothless smile and crossed

[mediumsliced]

...eyes stared blankly at nothing.

[kitkat]

Thru the smokey air, I

[umadavid]

Spaced out on coca-cola and...

[coleslaw]

cigarettes. boy, there must be

[Sugarfree]

someone who knows the winning...

[kitkat]

formula to get a girl's

[coleslaw]

attention..minus the nerds and

[PeterHng]

geeks that also tried to

[coleslaw]

potong jalan. dei, please go

[PeterHng]

and do what you're good

[coleslaw]

at..singing... chanmalichan ohoi chanmalichan......

[PeterHng]

camadarie like in scouts' camp

[coleslaw]

..right in the jungle, dark..

[PeterHng]

and spooky, to avoid snoop

[Sugarfree]

Doggy Dogg from getting to...

[coleslaw]

the weeds...yo bro..whatcha...

[Sugarfree]

doin? Come over here and...

[coleslaw]

smell my feet!!! do you

[umadavid]

think that they smell of

[Sugarfree]

roses? Why, I have just...

[AdeLine]

stepped on a pile of

[Sugarfree]

newspapers and had they not...

[coleslaw]

covered the doggy do, my

[umadavid]

doggy who must have gorged...

[coleslaw]

dodgy looking salami. better him

[umadavid]

than me. I prefer gourmet...

[Sugarfree]

creampies than low quality, RM0.50

[coleslaw]

better than beef noodles,and

[kitkat]

salted fish with white rice

[Sugarfree]

used to be my favourite

[kitkat]

fried egg, kicap and rice

[mediumsliced]

otherwise known as a cheap...

[kitkat]

and good, balance diet for

[Sugarfree]

the poor people of Africa

[coleslaw]

surviving on fresh air and

[PeterHng]

fresh water. Otherwise, we have

[Sugarfree]

pretty blondes for company. Ain't...

[kitkat]

pretty blondes for company. Ain't...
the real thing, bottle blonde....

[coleslaw]

like the genie...can also

[coleslaw]

make your dreams come true..... :o

[coleslaw]

do re me fa so....

[PeterHng]

There's someone played herself till

[kitkat]

anyboby respond. Sad but true.

[coleslaw]

( note to self- coleslaw get a life!!!)

yahoo...come out and play..

[coleslaw]

There's someone played herself till

did NOT... :p

[mediumsliced]

Eh, how to continue lah like that. Fail Fiction 101 wan is it?

/lost

[umadavid]

but now she was found...

[Sugarfree]

(ya la..please everybody - 5 words per entry - no more no less :) )

by the river without her...

[coleslaw]

shoes..what has happened to


(apologies.. earlier post was my reply to peter, not meant to be part of the storyline. overlook the fact it could be confusing) :o

[umadavid]

the poor frog which swallowed...

[coleslaw]

the chewing gum...there goes

[Sugarfree]

Ali's ex-wife with two of...

[umadavid]

every animal in the kingdom...

[coleslaw]

..boarding the ark to neverland

[umadavid]

where Michael is waiting impatiently...

[Sugarfree]

for his two underaged goats :p

[umadavid]

who are none the wiser.

[Sugarfree]

Turning up at that point...

[coleslaw]

minus his nose, he looks.........

[Sugarfree]

dehydrated, spent, unkempt, lost but...

[mediumsliced]

was in good health nonetheless...

[coleslaw]

lots of cosmetic surgery do

[mimosa]

help along with silicone and

[mediumsliced]

liberal dosages of botox but...

[coleslaw]

everything looks lopsided..but to

[mediumsliced]

compensate for the lack of...

[coleslaw]

features, he wears a mask

[mediumsliced]

made of iron, bolted permanently...

[coleslaw]

now he can't even scratch

[PeterHng]

and it's getting horribly unbearable:)

[coleslaw]

made worst by the wig

[PeterHng]

that was hanging loose from

[umadavid]

waiting too long in the

[coleslaw]

rain. god, what is happening

[umadavid]

to Michael? He seems much...

[coleslaw]

more resilant before..poor baby

[umadavid]

should have remained black but...

[coleslaw]

now white. ebony and ivory

[PeterHng]

side by side on my

[mediumsliced]

Big Book of Tricks, subsequently...

[PeterHng]

Harry took out his magic

[coleslaw]

wand. hey presto you are

[PeterHng]

on candid camera, say cheese:D

[Sugarfree]

just then, the wife appeared

[mediumsliced]

frying pan in one hand...

[Sugarfree]

broom the other and a...

[mimosa]

mean lookin hairdo from hell

[Sugarfree]

Stomping into the room in...

[kitkat]

Stomping into the room in...
anger, he ripped off his

[coleslaw]

wig and mask..aiyoyo..what

[Sugarfree]

la, he's a woman complete...

[kitkat]

new implant on the chest

[Sugarfree]

a device that men go...

[coleslaw]

gaga over..latest in the

[Sugarfree]

world of plastic surgery. She...

[coleslaw]

wants the same nose. then

[Sugarfree]

changed her mind completely. instead...

[coleslaw]

(sugar..then+but where can..)

she saw something better. what

[Sugarfree]

(yup, noticed that error. my bad. had it rectified oredi :) )

better way to beautify oneself...

[mediumsliced]

...than to nip and tuck...

[Sugarfree]

is to apply tons of...

[PeterHng]

synthetic silicone rubber into her

[Sugarfree]

dog's backside to scare away...

[kitkat]

the flies and safe from

[coleslaw]

other dogs. so ugly was

[Sugarfree]

Betty that even the keris-waving...

[AllUrban]

Betty that even the keris-waving...pan-asian models could not.....

[Sugarfree]

stand the sight of the...

[coleslaw]

dark. worst still was that

[Sugarfree]

son of a rifle, good...

[coleslaw]

riddance to bad rubbish. now

[Sugarfree]

is the time to vote...

[coleslaw]

for your favourite uglies..line

[kitkat]

Ms. Semi Value vs Ms. Minah Rempit

[coleslaw]

who do you shoot first...

[kitkat]

kill 2 birds with one bullet?

[orchipalar]

Err...one leg steps 2 boats.

[kitkat]

orchipalar Err...one leg steps 2 boats.

dragon boat race in Penang

[orchipalar]

Err...half naked male boatmen...rowing.

[kitkat]

gently down the stream, merrily

[Sugarfree]

singing in the rain. then..

[orchipalar]

Err...pretty ladies cheering on riverbanks...

[kitkat]

singing in the rain. then..
got striked by lightning twice

[coleslaw]

throwing oranges at the oarsmen..

[orchipalar]

Err...one got hit n fell...

[coleslaw]

into her arms! she quickly

[orchipalar]

Err...leans her head closer to...

[coleslaw]

his chest. she can hear

[orchipalar]

Err...he's suffocating n heatbeats fading...

[coleslaw]

suddenly he vomited all over

[orchipalar]

Err...with blood from his nostrils..

[coleslaw]

she screamed, you very heaty...

[PeterHng]

better take the herbs I

[kitkat]

carefully selected from Gunung Ledang

[PeterHng]

with so much effort and