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chin_wan
17-05-2006, 09:55 PM
A char kuey teow hawker (CKTH) walks into a bank and approach a nice lady teller at the counter.

The CKTH starts shouting at the bankteller, "Hey bitch, can I borrow a f**king pen?"
The teller was shocked when she heard the profanity and politely ask the CKTH to please not to shout and not to use profanity.

The CKTH felt offended and shouted back, "Shut the f**k up bitch, I want to see your motherf**king manager now!"

The bank manager noticed the commotion and walked over to see what the racket was all about. The bankteller explained the situation to the manager. The manager then confronted the CKTH but before the manager could say anything, the CKTH throws a bag full of money onto the counter and said, "I have this f**king bag of money. It's about a motherf**king million RM and I want to deposit it here."

Hearing this, the manager immediately points at the bankteller and asked the CKTH, "Is this the bitch who is giving you all the f**king problem?"


>>Pardon the "special imbuhan" which I have ** out for the sake of our young readers. :p

kwchang
17-05-2006, 11:27 PM
Chin wan, this is purely tempting fate. Right after I bananaed penangkia for his expletive and you come up with the same one. It is a great joke at a coffeetiam but not in our Forum. Enjoy your banana.

shali
18-05-2006, 01:27 AM
>>Pardon the "special imbuhan" which I have ** out for the sake of our young readers. :p


No sir. It's extremely suggestive. And one young reader was my son who asked me if the posting was lewd overall. I thought so.

Jose Mourinho
18-05-2006, 08:26 AM
No sir. It's extremely suggestive. And one young reader was my son who asked me if the posting was lewd overall. I thought so.

I believe all of us should practise self-restraint when it comes to our use of language in this community forum. And I mean all of us - as Kwchang cannot be online all the time to monitor posts. I also believe that we are not paying disrespect to the moderator or attempting to do his job if we point out use of profanity. We are not moderating or passing judgement. A profane or vulgar word is a profane and vulgar word. I always wonder whether people who use such words do it in front of their own children and do they do that when they talk to their wives, girlfriend, father and mother and colleagues at work. No offence directed at anybody.

Forgive me for disagreeing with you, Kwchang - such a joke with so many f-s is also not a great joke in a coffee shop but of course it is the joker's prerogative (and freedom of speech and all that). Just my thoughts.

:)

penangkia
18-05-2006, 11:27 AM
Kwchang, yes, I too found the chin-wan joke quite funny. Wrong place perhaps.

Btw, any idea when you are planning to retire as adm? Seems like some resumes are already.....ah well, nevermind, forget it, just my crazy imagination, no offence lar OK. :p

Have a nice day. :)

elegantmaiden
18-05-2006, 11:37 AM
Vulgar jokes not funny to me at all. Shows bad upbringing of people who writes or likes them.

chin_wan
18-05-2006, 11:58 AM
Opps....my apologies everyone for my profanity post. :(

BTW, what happen to the EDIT button? I was going to delete that joke but could not find the EDIT button.

orchipalar
18-05-2006, 12:05 PM
Err...dear ChinWan:)...the forum engine allows you only 15 or 20 seconds(EDITED to MINUTES) or so to amend/edit your postings...after they have just been posted(from the time you hit the submit button)...err...thereafter NOBODY or nothing could edit/delete it...unless you have the strictest permissions granted n done by the Admin. ONLY....hopes that helps...:)

mon
18-05-2006, 12:25 PM
Err...dear ChinWan:)...the forum engine allows you only 15 or 20 seconds or so to amend/edit your postings...after they have just been posted(from the time you hit the submit button)...err...thereafter NOBODY or nothing could edit/delete it...unless you have the strictest permissions granted n done by the Admin. ONLY....hopes that helps...:)

15 or 20 minutes you mean orchi? meaning you still have time to edit yours now.


:D

orchipalar
18-05-2006, 12:29 PM
Err...TQ Mon dear:)...15 to 20 minutes it is...:)

Hoping Chang won't mind this slight digression...

mon
18-05-2006, 12:37 PM
ya..something about people committing suicide (word game) and that was when I thought that some humans ain't fit for some humans. Anyway Jane, agree with you on this.


That is why we have to be careful to handle our emotions. Taming your own emotions :)

Every action has a reaction = consequences...

penangkia
18-05-2006, 12:47 PM
Vulgar jokes not funny to me at all. Shows bad upbringing of people who writes or likes them.

Wow, so Kwchang, Chin Wan, myself and millions of others were badly brought. Gosh...how about that?

Anyway, I have a great immediate and extended families, fantastic friends, and ex.collegues and enjoying my retirement. My parents must surely be resting in PEACE. Don't think they did too badly.

elegantmaiden
18-05-2006, 12:54 PM
Anyway, I have a great immediate and extended families, fantastic friends, and ex.collegues and enjoying my retirement. My parents must surely be resting in PEACE. Don't think they did too badly.

You're retired? Now I know what dirty ol' men means. Yuck.

I don't see my retired friends acting like you do. They're all gentlemen.

Firefly
18-05-2006, 01:14 PM
Chang...please clean up this thread, else lock it. Postings are no longer relevent.

Thank you.

elegantmaiden
18-05-2006, 01:18 PM
Chang...please clean up this thread, else lock it. Postings are no longer relevent.

Thank you.

I second that. This thread is corrupted by dirty ol' men with nothing better to do.

penangkia
18-05-2006, 01:30 PM
You're retired? Now I know what dirty ol' men means. Yuck.

I don't see my retired friends acting like you do. They're all gentlemen.

Looks like a little lonely bird just flew in and making a lot of noise to get noticed. Don't worry, don't worry we know you are there :D :D :rolleyes:

elegantmaiden
18-05-2006, 01:36 PM
Do you use the F-word when you talk to your children or parents when they're alive and kicking?

penangkia
18-05-2006, 01:42 PM
Do you use the F-word when you talk to your children or parents when they're alive and kicking?


Bye bye :p :p :D :D

totoro
18-05-2006, 01:44 PM
Guys and gals, can I humbly suggest that you please use the Private Messaging function in order not to spoil the thread, and also not to spoil the camaraderie of this online community.

Have a nice day.

penangkia
18-05-2006, 01:51 PM
Guys and gals, can I humbly suggest that you please use the Private Messaging function in order not to spoil the thread, and also not to spoil the camaraderie of this online community.

Have a nice day.

Your suggestion is taken with much due respect. Was just trying to uphold the good name of my beloved departed parents.

Have a good day yourself.

Cheers.

kwchang
18-05-2006, 08:40 PM
I will remove the digressions later tonight ... need to shower and have my dinner now. Too many things to tackle at once.

As for the editing rights - anyone can edit or delete their own post within 30 minutes. After that you will need to PM me to help you remove it.

vsat
19-05-2006, 03:29 PM
penangkia is a worthless bum...that's all I can say. Ignore him, he is an uneducated buffalo with degenerates along his family tree

CCY
19-05-2006, 03:48 PM
penangkia is a worthless bum...that's all I can say. Ignore him, he is an uneducated buffalo with degenerates along his family tree

Hi Vsat... do you have to go to this extent of name calling ? I believe you know full well of what this can lead to. I respect your contribution to this discussion n I hope you can come to your senses that this is putting yourself in a worse light than he is.

kokomo
19-05-2006, 03:57 PM
penangkia is a worthless bum...that's all I can say. Ignore him, he is an uneducated buffalo with degenerates along his family tree

I think this statement shouldn't be made in public if you really need to call penangkia as such. There is a thing called PM. Use it wisely also.

Chang, I think you should do something bout this. It's beyond the limit in the forum.

alexhay
19-05-2006, 04:03 PM
penangkia is a worthless bum...that's all I can say. Ignore him, he is an uneducated buffalo with degenerates along his family tree


I believe that penangkia did not step onto your tail or even talk bad about you. Please do refrain yourself from making such remarks.

organza
19-05-2006, 04:19 PM
I respect your contribution to this discussion n I hope you can come to your senses that this is putting yourself in a worse light than he is.

Good that you agree that penangkia and his tree are degenerates. Vsat is right to the dot.

kwchang
19-05-2006, 04:22 PM
Organza was elegantmaiden
Now both are banned

vsat
19-05-2006, 04:43 PM
Apologies to you Mr Chang and the rest of the forumers. For the past 3 years I've been a USJ Forumer, this is my first time being banned and I'm quite ashamed of my actions. You see, I get upset when someone new in the forum creates a storm or insults the Administrator or old time forumers.
I'm not normally like this. If you can see from my post, I only post 100+ views thoughtout the 3 years. Some forumers join in 2005 but 1000+ views already. I hope these views posted were useful and not used in a loathing way.
Whatever it is, I deserve the banana and I will serve the sentence for being one. I treasure www.usj.com.my. Whether I'm in Washington or some forest in Nanga Balingiau, this is the second site I go to after checking my emails.
So , let us be educated citizens and enjoy what usj has to offer.

orchipalar
19-05-2006, 05:02 PM
Organza was elegantmaiden
Now both are bannedErr...whoa like that also can ar? How many more phantom nicks would the TROLL... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll) be thinking of using next...mermaid...orgamaid...or ganzamaiden??? Haiyaaaa susah la...

Ahem...hoping the Folks...especially those that had recently obtained their Jedi Knighthood in Usj.com.my would be forewarned n able to recognize it...the next time it surfaces again...

Hmmmm....dear Chang's punya banana plantation also got loopholes along the perimeter fencing one ar? Ahem...how come this one managed to slip thru n got away again...?

Err...unless it has sharper or lethal teeth than what Orchi had expected earlier...

Diana
19-05-2006, 05:16 PM
Hmmmm....dear Chang's punya banana plantation also got loopholes along the perimeter fencing one ar? Ahem...how come this one managed to slip thru n got away again...?



lol.. was kinda wondering abt this too.. isnt d registration email or IP sensitive? how do they keep coming back? :confused:

kwchang
19-05-2006, 05:22 PM
You people expect too much. :) Most IP addresses are dynamic - ie assigned at random by telekoms if you connect locally. We can stop IP's based on country of origin like what we did with some hackers in the past who were entering our website from another country.

Diana
19-05-2006, 05:26 PM
You people expect too much. :) Most IP addresses are dynamic - ie assigned at random by telekoms if you connect locally. We can stop IP's based on country of origin like what we did with some hackers in the past who were entering our website from another country.

ok ok. sorry lor.. just asking... curious mah.. in case got ambition to b troll :p .. hehehe.. kidding ar.. i dun do things like dat.. :D

ghj
22-05-2006, 07:43 PM
Organza was elegantmaiden
Now both are banned

:eek: Wow how did you know that??