Welcome to Our NEW HOME

[Jose Mourinho]

Welcome to our new home. This is the fun and laughter channel. Right, people?

[evecyanide]

Tadaima :)

[Jose Mourinho]

Tadaima :)

Is that Hungarian?

[evecyanide]

Japanese for 'I'm home' :)

[Firefly]

Home sweet home. :D

[kokomo]

Yepaz ... Chang has did some small renovations for us in our new home. Hoping it could fit comfortable and chattable ppl in here.

House for friendly ppl? This is definitely the place for it.

[JackRyan1975]

Yahoo....finally can have our secluded corner office to ourselves. No more sharing cubicles. hehe.

[Jose Mourinho]

Yahoo....finally can have our secluded corner office to ourselves. No more sharing cubicles. hehe.

Hey Jack. On reflection, it is a good thing. Here we can chat and be happy. We will have our coffee and tea and somebody would bring in some cookies they have baked. We can talk about football. We can talk about anything. After all, Life is for living and so we must make the most of it.

:)

[KakiLang]

Tadaima :)

Okarinasai... :D

[mon]

Okarinasai... :D
Aah.... yokatta...Phew...

[Jose Mourinho]

Aah.... yokatta...Phew...

I am hopeless at languages. Can somebody please say 'Welcome to our New Home' in the following languages:

01. Hungarian (I know I keep on saying Hungarian but I used to have a 200 kg girlfriend from Hungary called Dukta)
02. French
03. German
04. English
05. Mandarin
06. Malay
07. Timbucktoo-lian
08. Spanish
09. Imbecilian
10. Moronian

[leewinnie46]

Jose ,

I failed in all subject could only say - HELLO

Mirëdita (to our Albanian friends)
Ahalan (to our Arabic speaking friends)
Parev (to our Armenian friends)
Zdravei / Zdrasti (to our Bulgarian friends)
Nei Ho (to our Cantonese speaking Chinese friends)
Dobrý den / Ahoj (to our Czech friends)
Goddag (to our Danish friends)
Goede dag, Hallo (to our Dutch friends)
Hello (to our English friends)
Saluton (to our Esperanto speaking friends)
Hei (to our Finnish friends)
Bonjour (to our French friends)
Guten Tag (to our German friends)
Gia'sou (to our Greek friends)
Aloha (to our Hawaiian friends)
Shalom (to our Hebrew speaking friends)
Namaste (to our Hindi speaking friends)
Jó napot (to our Hungarian friends)
Halló / Góðan daginn (to our Icelandic friends)
Halo (to our Indonesian friends)
Aksunai / Qanuipit? (to our Inuit friends)
Dia dhuit (to our Irish friends)
Salve / Ciao (to our Italian friends)
Kon-nichiwa (to our Japanese friends)
An-nyong Ha-se-yo (to our Korean friends)
Salve / Salvëte (to our Latin speaking ancient Roman friends)
Ni hao (to our Mandarin speaking Chinese friends)
Hallo (to our Norwegian friends)
Dzien' dobry (to our Polish friends)
Olá (to our Portuguese friends)
Bunã ziua (to our Romanian friends)
Zdravstvuyte (to our Russian friends)
Hola (to our Spanish speaking friends)
Jambo / Hujambo (to our Swahili friends)
Hej (to our Swedish friends)
Sa-wat-dee (to our Thai friends)
Merhaba / Selam (to our Turkish friends)
Vitayu (to our Ukrainian friends)
Xin chào (to our Vietnamese friends)
Hylo; Sut Mae? (to our Welsh friends)
Sholem Aleychem (to our Yiddish speaking friends)
Sawubona (to our Zulu speaking friends)


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Jose Mourinho]

Leewinnie. That is really excellent. When I have a Zulu girlfriend, I will contact you for tuition lessons.

:)

[mon]

I am hopeless at languages. Can somebody please say 'Welcome to our New Home' in the following languages:

07. Timbucktoo-lian = welcome to our new home dolt. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
09. Imbecilian = welcome to our new home imbecile. I'm a human being! What are you?
10. Moronian = welcome to our new home moron. I don't know what makes you so moronic, but it really works!

:D

[Jose Mourinho]

Mon. Your definition of Species 07, 09 and 10 sound very familiar. Where have I seen them, I wonder.

[mon]

Just google for them. Serious. It's that simple. :)

[Jose Mourinho]

Just google for them. Serious. It's that simple. :)

I have just done that. And it all pointed to one single location! How dreadful!

[leewinnie46]

Jose, I am hopeless at languages. Can somebody please say 'Welcome to our New Home' in the following languages:


05. Mandarin
06. Malay

05. Huan yin lai dou she han
06. Selamat datang ke Halaman Baru

[Jose Mourinho]

Thank you.

[DatinLawa]

05. Huan yin lai dou she han

itchy finger again... could it be "han she" instead of "she han"? i could be wrong... ;)

[KakiLang]

I think u r right.....it shud be "han She", if my mandarin is still good :D

[orchipalar]

Err...precisely...it means..."humble home"

[leewinnie46]

05. Huan yin lai dou she han

itchy finger again... could it be "han she" instead of "she han"? i could be wrong... ;)
DatinLawa osan, KakiLang san , orchipalar san,

Thanks for the correction......

[DatinLawa]

you're welcome. mandarin is one tough language... we all are learning everyday...

[leewinnie46]

Happy to know many usj forumer know mandarin.

[chin_wan]

you're welcome. mandarin is one tough language... we all are learning everyday...

If you think Mandarin is tough, Cantonese is even tougher. Mandarin has 4 intonation, but Cantonese, I believe, has 9. Could be more but I am not sure.

[Firefly]

Happy to know many usj forumer know mandarin.

Soli...YELLOW Banana here....:( only simple english and nothing else...:(

[Jose Mourinho]

Soli...YELLOW Banana here....:( only simple english and nothing else...:(

Better than I am. All my posts here were translated and typed by my secretary. I only speak dockyard Hokkien and I cannot write a single word of English ar.

:)

[leewinnie46]

Jose, there is no place like home sweet home, come in and let's have a cup of virtual drink for everyone

http://www.farepak.co.uk/img/goods-drinks.jpg (http://www.farepak.co.uk/img/goods-drinks.jpg)

http://www.teri-aki.co.uk/drinks.jpg (http://www.teri-aki.co.uk/drinks.jpg)

Jose, let me have a space for all virtual drink , I meant 24 hours drink and liquor.... ok ah :)

[Jose Mourinho]

Jose, there is no place like home sweet home, come in and let's have a cup of virtual drink for everyone

Arrrrgggggghhhhhhh. I am so excited by all those booze. My heart cannot take it. I am going to SJMC now. Winnie - you can take over the management and DRINKING of all the liquor.

[leewinnie46]

Jose,

Waitttttt..........., you have other choices, i am in the middle of upload all, while stock lah, don't go SJMC without it, it cost more in the hospital :D :D :D

http://www.oceanspray.com/images/products/premium/Premium_Group.jpg (http://www.oceanspray.com/images/products/premium/Premium_Group.jpg)

http://misty.front.lv/images/juices.jpg (http://misty.front.lv/images/juices.jpg)

[Jose Mourinho]

Jose,Waitttttt..........., you have other choices, i am in the middle of upload all, while stock lah, don't go SJMC without it, it cost more in the hospital :D :D :D

*Gasp*. Okay. Thanks. But where are the greasy lamp-chops, stewed pork leg and roasted potatoes in thick rich gravy?

:cool:

[leewinnie46]

Jose,

STEWED PORK LEG IS NOT ALLOW IN HALAL HOSPITAL

So your order are stated and your meal will be right away....

http://www.lagrottaatlanta.com/images/Roasted%20Baby%20Lamb%20Chops.jpg (http://www.lagrottaatlanta.com/images/Roasted%20Baby%20Lamb%20Chops.jpg)

http://www.marthastewart.com/images/content/recipe/vege_00978_t.jpg (http://www.marthastewart.com/images/content/recipe/vege_00978_t.jpg)

You prefer paying with AMEX, VISA or MASTER, we accept platinum card only

[Jose Mourinho]

Jose,

STEWED PORK LEG IS NOT ALLOW IN HALAL HOSPITAL

So your order are stated and your meal will be right away....You prefer paying with AMEX, VISA or MASTER, we accept platinum card only

Aiseh. You know me. I am a poor man in a wheelchair. SJMC's fees are paid by insurance company. I just asked the nurse (not very pretty) to take out my wallet and count out what I have. RM27.30. Enough or not? If not, can you accept a 'I owe you' note or just make the lamb cuts smaller and thinner ar. Please ar.

[leewinnie46]

Jose, No money no talk, but you could always sell your wheelchair for your order or we charge 4.5% interest daily.....

[Jose Mourinho]

No money no talk, but you could always sell your wheelchair for your order or we charge 4.5% interest daily.....

Then what do I do when I am discharged from the hospital? Crawl on the floor? Gee. Cruel Woman.

[leewinnie46]

Jose, You could fly like a bird in day, like a vampire at night ...... but you still need to pay. If you call me Cruel Woman, I charge 9% on daily basis.

[Jose Mourinho]

You could fly like a bird in day, like a vampire at night ...... but you still need to pay. If you call me Cruel Woman, I charge 9% on daily basis.

Only at night ar. At night, I flap my wings like a vampire. In daylight, I stay in my coffin. You forgot about my coffin ar?

[leewinnie46]

Jose,

You already trade in for your last breakfast with my chef already, better grab some gingko and double the dose, you really need it.....

[Jose Mourinho]

Winnie. Okay. Okay. Just wait for a while please. I call and see if I can borrow some money from the medical staff.

[leewinnie46]

Jose,

In exchange for a pair of your sharp eyes.......i guarantee you eat your favourite everyday.


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[Jose Mourinho]

What are they? They look like eyeballs of monkeys.... :eek:

[Teeque]

Eh hallo...u all turned this one into a food thread ar??? hehe....

[Jose Mourinho]

Eh hallo...u all turned this one into a food thread ar??? hehe....

Welcome to our New Home is a generic thread in that it has no specification as to what should be posted or not posted (provided we keep it pretty decent ya). This is basically a happy thread.

:)

[leewinnie46]

Teeque, Aiyo, at our new home also can't talk about food ah..... where else we could talk about food ah...... hawker stall, mamak stall or restaurant ah..

[leewinnie46]

Wow, I am just sitting in this big house alone while everyone having big discussion outside of the house.

Em..... the juices is nice, the liquor is good, umm..... feel like it never before.

Sitting near the window, watching the outdoor view from glass door, a sit down near the small pool just nice for me to enjoy a cooling weather while tasting my liquor - I just can't resist getting near water...... of course I am make of water, ........

If it's raining , I would just stand under the rain, get in touch with the rain, the nature in city life

[Teeque]

OK...lets talk abt favorite TV programs can ar?

[kokomo]

OK...lets talk abt favorite TV programs can ar?

Errr .. i think your fav tv program would be non other than football ..

[Teeque]

Heh...u r absolutely correct sir!

And maybe F1, CSI, Lost, Apprentice, and some SG serials... :)

[leewinnie46]

Teeque, you turn this thread to tv program thread kah ????

I once thought we can talk everything oven the moon under new home mah those sensitive subject lah...

Get your virtual drink, we can virtually sit down, talk it all virtual day......

[leewinnie46]

Jose,

Weather so hot, I rather come into our peaceful home , any suggestion for song, romantic, sentimental, jazz......?

[kokomo]

Errmm .. on light & easy radio station ... there should hv all the lovely songs you want. Make you feel young and in-love again. Hehe ... ;)

[leewinnie46]

Indeed, it's , love is in the air..... :D

[leewinnie46]

Dear Jose,

I have get some of your favourite ready as below : -

Morning - Hot Coffee, Wantan Mee, Cinnamon Swirl Bread, Soft Scramble Eggs, Smuckers (please pick one in a day, ok)

http://stuff.mit.edu/afs/athena/activity/g/glb-coffee/cup.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/29/55172488_67c3af6ee4.jpg

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[leewinnie46]

Dear Jose,

Lunch would be as below : -

Afternoon - a bowl of rice + Hainanese Chicken (whole), Lamb Shank, Salmon Steak

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[leewinnie46]

Dear Jose,

Tea time is as below : - (high fibre to ease the digestion of protein intake, remember)

Tea Time - Variety of Fruit, Variety of Salad

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http://warpedvisions.com/junk/lunch.jpg

[leewinnie46]

Dear Jose,

The last , dinner as below : -

Japanese dinner package, Sandwich Bacon, Hokkien Mee

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[Jose Mourinho]

Winnie. Thank you so much. Every single dish is my favourite. Either you can read my mind or we must be telepathic. Hainanese Chicken, Lamb Shank, Bacon Sandwich, Salmon Steak, Srambled Eggs.... Okay. I will go on a diet in 2007. Or perhaps 2008.

:)

[leewinnie46]

Jose, due to a possibility of fuel increase, the above is shrink to 30% smaller in earlier. :D

[lilifjp]

Winnie, you make me so hungry :p Love your posts.

Where did you get all the lovely photo ?

Tomorrow, I will run to Genki Sushi, hmmmm.... my favourite :D

[leewinnie46]

lilifjp, I am so sorry about that, I love food, everyday the most fun time would be cooking, eating and chatting with my old friend cum taking care of my children.

I know my old friend enjoy eating, so before dinner, I need to make him real hungry, so he has appetite to eat more .... :D

But do share with us what you have at the restaurant tomorrow .... to make my old friend and my self even hunger food food..... :D :p :D

[kwchang]

Winnie,
You are posting pics with a direct hypewrlink to the original websites.
I noticed that these are not public domain picture sites such as flickr or webshots.

By hyperlinking to such places, you are -
a) causing unnecessary download traffic from those original sites
b) possibly violating their copyrights since the pics most probably are paid for by those places in their engagement of professional photographers

I have no choice but to remove those pictures which are not from public domain websites in order to protect our integrity as a website that does not allow for copyright violations.

[Jose Mourinho]

Chang. Fortunately I eat very fast (childhood habit) and I have finished most of the dishes before you took them away.

:)

[leewinnie46]

Chang, noted, sorry to cause you all trouble..... very sorry about the hazzle to remove them.....