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kokomo
21-03-2006, 06:14 PM
It's almost 6.30pm now and I'm stuck in my office cos of the heavy rain. Can't go back cos there ain't any umbrella around me :( Clouds here in Kota Kemuning looks like 8-9pm already. Worst still am already gettin' hungry. :mad:

In front of me is just my PC which am able to log on to usj.com and post here. Glad I have internet connections. *phew* :rolleyes: Just like to know anybody here have any better idea on what we can do if we're stuck in such situation? Be it in office / car / deserted area / places without mobile communication & etc etc ..

Anybody experience this before? :confused: I certainly hv many times. Now I'm here just waitin' for a target to annoy them, don't allow them to go home soon till rain subsides .. hehe .. childish huh?!?! But situation like this can really makes you rot at times. :mad:

alexhay
22-03-2006, 08:29 AM
ha ha ha.....at that time, i am stuck in a jam on the way to 1 utama to have dinner with a friend.....then it continued to rain rain....

kokomo
22-03-2006, 09:08 AM
Wanted to do some pranks on some of colleagues but then half of them not around cos of the rain they went home early .. another half all busy.

There I was comtemplating whether to run straight to my car with heavy rain out there or continue to stayed in office surfing usj.com~!??~? :confused: So I've finally decided to get myself wet in the rain and not wanting to stay so long in my office. I tell you, it is exciting and wet .. cos i had to run 500m to my car and rain neva did slowed down.

Under a stress situation if you're stuck in the jam .. juz blast your music to max and start screaming n singing in da car .. hehe .. am sure ppl next to u must be thinkin' weird bout us.

alexhay
22-03-2006, 09:21 AM
yeah...but u r working at a golf course right...get larr a buggy to send u to your car larr...so simple...or worst come to worst, do larr some 'peniaga untung' on the golf umbrella's and u can get to your car larr

or use your charm on the 'tai tai' there mar..so they can borrow their umbrella to you marr

so many ways..

kokomo
22-03-2006, 09:31 AM
I'm only working in the club not the golf area. Buggy are not allowed out of certain area in the club. Me small fries only there so cannot do all tis leh .. "tai tai" not around at those hour but if they're around also cannot simply use my charm on them la .. if not i end up "die die". :eek:

Do you know that majority, when they c ppl walkin' in the rain especially near those puddle of water .. they'll actually drive near it and let us kena splash on the water summore. That's what they enjoy doing, anybody experience that before? What can you do bout it?

Worst to worst also, u either stand there and do nothing or you'll continue to walk and keep on cursing on that driver.

suleenelena
22-03-2006, 05:31 PM
Maybe if those outsiders see u walking under rain then they will do it on purpose to drive their car near to splash onto u. :D Well running in the rain good exercise keeps your feet on the run to your car for just that period of time next time park further. Or just carry a raincoat with you at all times.

evecyanide
22-03-2006, 07:05 PM
As for me, if stuck somewhere and miraculously got internet connection, I would surf the net for all the places that I'd like to visit one day and start making plans! Jalan-jalan cari makan... woo hoo!

For heaven's sake, next time please keep an umbrella in your office area. Raining seasons nowadays, won't want you to be stuck in the office again! :D

leewinnie46
22-03-2006, 08:25 PM
Previously I used to have a notepad with to do list, to print list, to read list, to call list, to email list, so i would put priority to say.... to read or to call list, start returning calls or reading certain books.

Simultaneously, I would also start to print list, nobody will cut my queue or jump queue, that's only me will be printing a book, manual, or certain procedure.

Sometimes, I would just surf kuali.com, so when during weekend, I can start cooking something different .

And if it near weekend, I will go covered car park to buy grocerry, nobody will come out raining because of heavy traffic jam and only limited patron in the hypermarket.

But when i stuck in traffic jam - i would call my parent, my sister or brother.... otherwise i would take this opportunity to motivate myself by listening to some tape, mp3, cd

kokomo
22-03-2006, 11:24 PM
Actually, I hv an umbrella in my car and I already saw the sky was dark but to my mind .. I was thinkin' I finish my work fast enuff then I can escape the rain and all ... mana tau work finish only but then was being called by my superior to go out for a chat. End up stuck in the club :(

You ladies are right. I'm too man to carry an umbrella especially when I think I can escape from such incident. I guess I was wronged bout myself and my judgement.

I was also searchin' to plastic bags at least 2 to wrap my leg n my shoes so that I won't kena water into my new shoes .. hehe .. plus walkin' around the club there lookin' weird.

suleenelena
23-03-2006, 12:31 AM
Clown u kokomo... :eek: If i see u like that i would laugh :D just carry down the umbrella or just keep a spare in your office . wont want a plastic leg man walking around the club now won't we? :rolleyes: If i was stuck in the jam i would listen to my fav songs on the disc and also call my bf. :cool:

evecyanide
23-03-2006, 01:28 AM
Imagine... a guy running around with plastic bags tied around his ankles... hahaha... that would be a sight for sore eyes!! :p

Teeque
23-03-2006, 01:53 AM
Imagine if he slips and lands butt first on a puddle? :D :p :cool:

suleenelena
23-03-2006, 07:47 AM
:D If kokomo ever lands on his butt , that will be he will learn to have an umbrella by his side all the time. :rolleyes:

alexhay
23-03-2006, 08:28 AM
I always keep an umbrella in my office..if left it somewhere, worst come to worst..go to the cleaner lady, ask for a rubbish bag, then make a hole...tada..i got a raincoat already

kokomo
23-03-2006, 10:09 AM
Yes, i'm sure it would nice for you all to see me land my butt .. hehe .. normally , doing weird funny things is jz b'cos we're being annoyed till our mind are lost :eek:

kokomo
23-03-2006, 10:11 AM
I used to carry umbrella if I see rain or extreme heat from sun. But then again, to place an umbrella in my office is not really such a good idea cos CONFIRM it will be gone :mad:

Daily got a lot of ppl walkin' in n out of my office so not so safe after all especially times like this rainny season.

kokomo
23-03-2006, 12:06 PM
1. Sit up. Say "time to make the doughnuts." Leave. Do this often.

2. Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.

3. Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch at
any areas of the room that are sunny.

4. Pick up the phone every five minutes and say "hello." Look confused
and hang up.

5. Answer the alarm clock when the phone rings and vice versa.

6. Hang your posters upside down.

7. Unwrap a candy bar. Throw the chocolate away. Eat the wrapper. Smile.

8. When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a
different tune.

9. Constantly drink from an empty glass.

10. Announce "nature is calling." Run for the phone. Answer it.

11. Seal an envelope. Write a letter. Complain loudly that you cannot
get it into the envelope. Discard and repeat.

12. Aerate your underwear drawer. Claim "they" are not getting enough oxygen.

13. Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue or gloves.

14. Respond to your roommate's questions with unrelated answers.

15. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When
your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

16. Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the
building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too,
explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.

17. When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone,
screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up say,
"That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

18. Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights
and go to bed.

19. Start wearing a crown all the time. If your roommate tells you to
take it off say, "What the hell do you think you are? A king?"

20. Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, but leave it on the floor. Ignore
the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it and then say,
"Hey, where the hell is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are
hungry.

21. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name
one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the
others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat
it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."

22. Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to
shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that
you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.

23. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with
fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the
door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"

24. Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain
that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you usually
would.

25. Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling
your roommate that you hit the bull's eye.

26. Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping.

27. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if
he/she knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the empty side
of the room with concern.

28. Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb
and scream in pain. Cry hysterically for a few minutes and then go to
bed. Sob and sniff all night.

29. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while
he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your
roommate every morning.

30. Everytime you see your roommate yell, "You son of a b****!" and
kick him/her in the stomach. Then buy him/her some ice cream.

31. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and
wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act
surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again."

32. Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing
nothing. Then look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster
with two players."

33. Talk back to your "Rice Krispies". All of a sudden, act offended,
throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up,
explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

34. Change the locks on the door. Don't let your roommate in unless
he/she says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your
roommate can't guess the secret word, make him/her pay a tithe.

35. Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as
you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream
Glasses. Complain that you've been having terrible nightmares.

36. Hang a tire swing from the ceiling. Act like a monkey. If someone
besides your roommate comes in, cease acting like a monkey and claim
that the tire swing was your roommate's idea. When you and your
roommate are alone again, continue acting like a monkey.

37. Create an army of animal crackers. Put them through basic
training. Set up little checkpoints around the room. Tell your
roommate that the camel spotted him/her in a restricted area and not
to do it again. Ask your roommate to apoligize to the camel.

38. Buy a lobster. Pretend to play cards with it. Complain to your
roomate that the lobster is making up its own rules.

39. Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join
you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy,
these zoos just aren't what they used to be."

40. As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin
singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on
the light, look around and pretend to be confused.

41. Every Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate
you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was
home. Unpack everything and go to sleep.

42. Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Oh my God! Where the hell
am I?!?" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to
bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what he/she is talking
about.

43. Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw
and napkin. Throw everything else away.

44. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few
weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the
same room with you!" and storm out of the room and slam the door. Get
rid of the plant but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

45. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your
roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roomate
says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a
suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.

46. Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't
know how they got there.

47. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room.
Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

48. Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your
stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."

49. Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the
toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out
of the window. Say that the toaster made you do it.

50. Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he refuses, claim that you
have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his side of the room.
Insist that he remove all of his possessions immediately.

51. Start dressing like a Native American Indian. If your roommate
inquires, claim that you are getting in touch with your
Native-American roots. If your roommate accuses you of not having any
Native-American roots, claim that he/she has offended your people and
put a curse on your roommate.

52. Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go and consult
with the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the
worms that they are stupid and they don't know what they are talking
about.

53. Steal something valuable of your roommate's. If he/she asks about
it, tell him/her that you traded it for some magic beans. Give some
beans to your roommate.

54. Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the lightbulb with
a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Complain often about the
cost of lightbulbs.

55. Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate that it's a magic lamp, with a
genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the
end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the
lamp. Blame your roommate.

56. Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people. Find
one that looks like your roommate. Burn it and explain, "It had to be
done."

57. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is
missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.

58. Leave the room at random, knock on the door and wait for your
roommate to let you back in. Do this often.

59. Go through your roommate's textbooks with a red pen, changing
things and making random corrections. If your roommate protests, tell
him/her that you just couldn't take it anymore.

60. Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your
roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech
to the plants. Whisper to them, "We'll continue this later," while
eyeing your roommate suspiciously.

evecyanide
26-03-2006, 08:10 AM
Wah liao.... Like this sure confirm kena murdered by my roommate one... Or if I had such a roommate, i'd murder her/him by digging out her/his heart with a spoon! Kena 'kek sei' get roommate from hell!

kokomo
26-03-2006, 11:00 AM
Hmmm .. i din know that if you are stuck in a place .. u would actually murder someone :eek:

Try passing him a hot pan while he is not noticing ;) wif a lil boiling water in there ...

evecyanide
26-03-2006, 11:10 AM
Yeah right... and the next minute I know, the pan will be stuck on one side of my cheeks! Thanks but no thanks for the idea! :p

kokomo
26-03-2006, 11:16 AM
Errmmm .. how bout parading around the arena where there is a bunch of ppl stuck there together wif you?

I wonder what they'll think of you or would they be joining you to do some crazy stunts .. :confused:

evecyanide
26-03-2006, 01:17 PM
I cannot picture 'bunch of ppl stuck there together wif you'. :confused: Need a clearer description on the scenario, please :D

kokomo
26-03-2006, 01:51 PM
No need to picture anyone stuck wif me .. kokomo stuck wif anybody also they'll go crazy punya .. :D

Jose Mourinho
26-03-2006, 02:05 PM
Nothing beats.....

The good old Federal Highway. The year was 1993 (before the NKVE and NPE and whatever 'E' la). It was 5.15 pm. Caught in a horrendous traffic jam on the Federal Highway just after Kung Cheng Girls School (forgive me if I get the spelling wrong). The rain was tapering off but it was a full hour thunderstorm before that. Trees uprooted everywhere. The petrol gauge of my Proton Saga a quarter of a millimetre above the empty zone. Have to switch off the air-conditioner and wind down the windows to conserve whatever drops of petrol left in the tank. A bladder near bursting. No plastic bag around. The journey took 3 hours (I kid you not). I was going to get out of the stationary car and pee-d in the wind and rain. I could not because the lady accountant of the company was in my car (I was to drop her off near the Morotola place where her husband worked - before the 'cable' bridge was built) and I could not afford to have her telling all the accounts clerks the next day that their boss pee-d in the wind or wet the fabric of his seat.

When I reached home at about 8.38 pm, I could not even recognise my wife.

USJ27Resident
26-03-2006, 02:22 PM
Nothing beats.....

When I reached home at about 8.38 pm, I could not even recognise my wife.

Did your wife recognise you... and let you in... :p

Or did she call the cops... :D

kokomo
26-03-2006, 02:28 PM
Jose, lucky thing u only wanted to pee-d .. what if you wanted to go for a BIG BUSINESS?!?! :eek: Ain't that would be even worst ..

Experience this once too in subang jaya near the Metropolitan roundabout .. it was a dead lock and everyone got stucked there for more than 2 hrs .. :mad: Hungry until no rasa!!!

Jose Mourinho
26-03-2006, 05:37 PM
Did your wife recognise you... and let you in... :p Or did she call the cops... :D

Friend. I didn't get the chance. Even my dog did not recognise me and it bit me on the left ankle.

kokomo
27-03-2006, 09:12 AM
So what did you do to your dog that bit you? Skinned it live? Or ya just let it chew away your ankle? :confused:

evecyanide
27-03-2006, 09:14 AM
Heh heh... or did you just let it bite your right ankle instead :D

Jose Mourinho
27-03-2006, 12:38 PM
Heh heh... or did you just let it bite your right ankle instead :D

No ar. I rushed to the toilet with the dog's jaws clamped on my left ankle. I think I did pee - on one leg and I still don't know why I did that. It has got to be some connection with that darn dog (psychologically I mean).

baby
27-03-2006, 12:51 PM
No ar. I rushed to the toilet with the dog's jaws clamped on my left ankle. I think I did pee - on one leg and I still don't know why I did that. It has got to be some connection with that darn dog (psychologically I mean).

But this is no joking matter Jose. Did you check with your doctor? :(

kokomo
27-03-2006, 01:16 PM
Dun worry baby, Jose should be fine cos that was ages ago when he kena bitten by his own dog and can still laugh it off here. Otherwise you might just notice Jose is posting in some weird languages .. hmmm .. :rolleyes:

Keep an open eye ya .. !!

evecyanide
27-03-2006, 01:24 PM
Jose, were you really bitten by your dog or were you just pulling our legs, ar?

baby
27-03-2006, 01:28 PM
Jose, were you really bitten by your dog or were you just pulling our legs, ar?

lol!! :D Cyanide ar. Look closely at Jose's avatar. His nose moves. Sniff sniff.

evecyanide
27-03-2006, 01:30 PM
Kekeke... high five, baby ;)

Jose Mourinho
27-03-2006, 01:36 PM
My dear Cyanide, Baby and Kokomo. I was really beaten by my dog. It has serious psychological and physical impacts on my life after that. Why do you think I never attend a TT or now your Cupid Club's get-together? I am aware that you can read what I write here - still very human (although some would debate on this) but I cannot meet any of you because I no longer talk. I have lost everything human. I only bark. But that is nothing.... You just wait until the moon is full. Then I howl.

:eek:

evecyanide
27-03-2006, 01:40 PM
Werewolf? Hmmm... fascinating...

Jose Mourinho
27-03-2006, 01:43 PM
I can be one or the other. Or both at the same time. Werewolf or Vampire. Your desire is for me to fulfilled.

baby
27-03-2006, 01:44 PM
Now, who says men who pee'd on one leg aren't funny :D But what can we do for Jose? When he howls? I think we could put him into a cage and have some peanuts watching him in action. Ok Cyanide I booked him first! :D

Jose Mourinho
27-03-2006, 01:48 PM
Baby. A werewolf does not eat peanuts. Just come closer to the cage and put your fingers through the bars would be an excellent alternative.

kokomo
27-03-2006, 02:00 PM
Hmmm .. sounds like we'll be having Underworld 3. :eek: Anyway, Jose ... being speechless in TT session and Cupid Club gathering ain't a bad thing for you after all .. :cool:

evecyanide
27-03-2006, 02:29 PM
If Jose looks anything like the werewolves and lycans (Before full moon lah, that is...)in Underworld, I want to book him first, too! :D

Jose Mourinho
27-03-2006, 03:42 PM
Cyanide & Baby. What is all this about booking ar? You two girls think I am a seat in the cineplex?

kokomo
27-03-2006, 03:57 PM
Errrmmm .. is that a proud sign of being booked by these 2 ladies? Or you think it's just another Ogawa massage chair? hehe .. :confused:

Jose Mourinho
27-03-2006, 04:04 PM
Kokomo. At my age? I tell ya. Both of them have found out that Bill Gates is my second uncle (father's side) and Warren Buffet is my second uncle also (mother's side). I would also like to stress here that my family - traced as far back as the Han Dynasty, has no connection, blood or otherwise, with the other richest man in the world, Najem.

kokomo
27-03-2006, 11:17 PM
Ok Jose, I get you. ;)

I hv a colleague that was on his way home after sending his gf back. On kesas highway, his car is totally out of petrol and there wasn't anybody there to offered a help. He single-handedly had to push the car all the way to the petrol station which is nearby also.

Went to Petronas station there, their credit card system is offline therefore cannot put petrol there ..how unlucky of it.

evecyanide
28-03-2006, 07:37 AM
Cyanide & Baby. What is all this about booking ar? You two girls think I am a seat in the cineplex?

Speaking of which, cineplex tickets can now be booked online... TGV allows the bookers to pick their own seats... cool, huh?

Jose, interesting line of ancestors ;)

kokomo
28-03-2006, 07:11 PM
If you're in a cineplex .. and so happen the damn movie is boring .. what would you do? U hv a bucket of popcorns in your hands .. do u finish it all by yourself or u gonna use it to toss around the area ..??? :D Then pretend again that u're really concentrating on the movie itself.

evecyanide
30-03-2006, 07:16 PM
Well, I'll pass the pop corn to my other half. Then I'd just ZZzz lah.. what else to do? I have an idea, why don't you toss the pop corn at the person sitting right in front of you... lol... sure kean black eye one... :p

kokomo
30-03-2006, 10:46 PM
Well, mine idea is toss the pop corn at least few rows in front la .. so when they turn their heads that time .. no one would hv notice that it is ur good job ma .. hehe :D then u jz act'lar like angel!!! :p

baby
30-03-2006, 10:49 PM
Mafia. Just bring Jose Mourinho to the cineplex. With his pipe.

:p

kokomo
30-03-2006, 10:52 PM
Jose, u game for it? hehe .. u sit 1 corner and i sit another corner ... make sure no one sits da middle row same as us ..

If not, we show them who's da boss .. :cool: baby, u can sit right next to me .. hold the pop corn n wait for my call to toss it over to Jose .. ;)

kwchang
30-03-2006, 10:54 PM
Hate to be a wet blanket folks but of late a number of you young ones have been chatting on the Forum in at least 2 threads. Do check our Rules (its above all the forum pages in the grey banner).

Basically this is not a chat channel. However, I can allow for it depending on the circumstance such as the TT thread and recently the cupid club thread. However, I should not see a lot of chat channels running at the same time because it is diluting the more serious content concerning community issues.

Hope you people understand.

kokomo
31-03-2006, 08:48 AM
Sori chang if we're gettin' out of these topic here. :o

Anyway, was jus thinkin' what can we do if we're sick and not able to move about .. lyin' down on our beds. Get a personal bell and 'ting' evrytime we want something :confused: Not a bad idea huh?!?! heheh .. :D

baby
31-03-2006, 11:39 AM
Anyway, was jus thinkin' what can we do if we're sick and not able to move about .. lyin' down on our beds. Get a personal bell and 'ting' evrytime we want something :confused: Not a bad idea huh?!?! heheh .. :D

You're a lousy Mafia la. Mafia. Mafias have lots of women around. You won't need a personal bell! Haha! Hey, go put on more weight and you'll be alright.
:p

kokomo
31-03-2006, 04:47 PM
What do we do if we hv too many woman around us? Run away and hide? Ejoy wif all them altogether? :confused:

Must I really put on more weight? hehe .. I think i'll jz pass that la .. pants also hardly can enter plus puttin' on more weight very diff to do a lot of things .. like bend down to tie our shoes / wear socks .. :eek: What other tactics you hv for that?